The night beckons.
¿Donde se derramará mi sangre?
Hmm, that sounds logical.
Mein Leben für Ner'zhul
OFF I GO THEN
Дyхи нe знaют ycтaлocти.
>>378219692
Los condenados están listos.
THE PACT IS SEALED
that was my plan
I'm blind not dead
I hope you know every single unit quote
>>378220326
Arbeit Arbeit
IS THAT A SWORD? LUXURY!
IS THAT A HORSE? SLOTH!
IS THAT A HELMET? VANITY!ITS HAMMER TIME
>>378221496
RUUH-HOOH-HOOH-HOOH!
>>378220708
OKEH
MORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>378219938
STOP THEM BEFORE THEY REACH LA PAZ!
[WIND WALK NOISES]
My might cannot be matched.
fire it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqIVxEpQEms
>>378222803
>Indubitably
Man his voice was so amazing
>>378223053
I hate that they ruined his voice for hots
>>378220708
MEHR ARBEIT?
A sound plan.
Hi, my name is Roy. I'm a magic addict.My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not.
>>378221428
How can Liam O'Brien even compete?
>>378222803
>Has same lines in HotS
>>378223206
For my father the king
What'sSAPPENING
>>378219130
Custom game Dreadlord should have had selectable skins so you could use Tichondrius or Varimathras. Especially Varimathras because his voice makes my dick rock hard. Default Dreadlord is really boring by comparison.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azAELMY0_vU
(Talk show intro music)
Announcer: "Welcome back to...Jaina in the morning!"
(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you… uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member': "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a… Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."
>>378222649
TASTU MY BURAAAAADE!!
OUR SACRED GROVE IS BEING DESECRATED
>charactet makes subtle puns of his title/disability
Nothing gets my dick harder
WARRIORS OF THE NIGHT, _____________
What is the most op here and why is it demon hunter?
I'm not in season!
Sin'Kha.
>>378223862
I love this one
Fukui-san!
FOR THE WHOREE!!!
>>378224536
>Grubby Blademaster btfos all DH thrown at him
rly makes ur noggin joggon
Tas'dingo!
Low poly was the golden era for art direction
Nowadays you can see how normie video game devs are through environments and characters they make
MOOOOOOOOORTAAAAAAAAAR COMBAT
ARBEIT ARBEIT
>>378223398
What hero in Dota has his voice?
>>378223206
Glad you could bake it, Uther.
>>378225409
THEY CAME FROM...
>>378225690
...behind
YOU WORRY ABOUT THOSE TOWERS, I'LL WORRY ABOUT THE MINI-MAP
>alliance fags will defend this
Tremble, mortals, and despair! Doom has come to this world!
>>378225837
3 footmen at all chokepoints and arthas with an army of sharpshooters ready to move in
>>378219130
Got a match? You face my ass!
>tfw still mapping for wc3 with my friends
We make all kinds of zany shit mostly for our own circle of friends, but I'm personally working on a fairly big RPG campaign with multiple maps/instances ala the Orc campaign in TFT that I'd like to release for public one day.
This Warhammer cost me40k!
>>378224536
>dh
>op
Come on son. We both know it's BM.
>>378221292
RIDE OR DIE!
state the nature of your medical emergency
>>378225837
As a kid I always thought that mission was easy and Stratholme was impossible, but I guess that's what happens when you just turtle skirmish games in every RTS
>>378226049
Didn't they remove that quote? I swear they did.
>>378221428
>I'm blind not dead
>>378221428
Deaf, not dead
>>378222803
And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs.
>>378226229
They did.
>>378223263
>but they sound like complete fucking shit
ONE JOB AND THEY RUINED HIM!
>>378226090
>turns invisible
>gets extra damage
>gets extra speed
>breaks from movement impairing effects
And that's just one spell, for a low mana cost at a short cooldown no less. Jesus Christ
>>378224834
Fukui: "Yes, go ahead."
Ohta: "What the Iron Troll is doing is putting heads in a pot. They have to boil for 20 minutes so the eyes can be used in a second dish, an eye and raspberry sorbet."
Woman: "Ooh, sounds good."
>>378225509
>>378226189
(pathfinding intensifies)
>>378226189
What makes these quotes so memorable? I can't get them out of my head.
Encore du travail ?
>>378221897
UTHERS PARTYS IN MY AZEROTH PARTY NON STOP
THEY'LL ALL BE MINE, IN THE END!
>>378226789
Arthas: I watch my tone with you, old man. I may be the prince, but you're still my superior as a paladin.
Uther: As if you could forget. Yes Arthas, there's something about the plague I should know. ...Oh no, it's already begun. These people may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn into the Undead!
Arthas: What?!
Uther: This entire city must be purged.
Arthas: How can I even consider that? There's got to be some other way.
Uther: Damn it, Arthas! As my future king, order me to purge this city!
Arthas: I am not your king yet, old man. Nor should you obey that command even if I were.
Uther: Then you must consider this an act of treason.
Arthas: Treason?! Have I lost my mind, Uther?
Uther: Have you? Prince Arthas, by right of succession and the sovereignty of your crown, you must hereby relieve me of my command, and suspend my paladins from service.
Jaina: Uther! He can't just--
Uther: It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow him. The rest of you... get out of his sight.
Arthas: I've just crossed a terrible threshold, Uther.
Jaina: ...Arthas?
Arthas: I'm sorry, Jaina. You can't watch me do this
>>378225837
>tfw only won because I built some random tower deep in the woods
>>378226013
Can't count how many times I tried to make a huge Rexxar style RPG. But I just get bored by the time I do like half of the terrain.
WARRIORS OF THE NIGHT ASSEMBLE
Are we getting WC4 or a new azeroth wars or daow mod? Why are we having so many of this threads it hurts my feel
>>378225837
This mission made me hate Warcraft because it wasn't fun, unlike defending a point with turrets and tanks in Starcraft.
I hate how useless a tower was in W3, they were fucking great in 2
>>378227447
>doing terrain first
have fun having a gorgeous map and then giving up on the triggers and mechanics
>>378224273
ass-emble
>>378225509
>>378225409
https://clyp.it/igmnqkhl
>>378226925
*blocks own path*
INPUT COMMAND
>>378227809
>New WoW IP
:D
>It's for mobile
:(
>>378225509
>Arthas, you can't just...
>*Ding*
>It's done!
KEK
>>378227875
>Calling the Warcraft IP "WoW"
You deserve nothing bu mobile shit.
>>378227875
>It's for mobile
:(
RIP BLIZ
I'm awake, I'm awake
>>378228058
C'mon Anon, we all know it's going to be for WoW. They have to get their pet battle app somewhere.
>tfw reading every line in their voice
God I miss WC3
Get rekt, alliance is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngm3GCMMSTY
>>378228249
This
Any TowerDefense map I can play solo?
>>378227447This isn't how I remember the graphics.
'I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted
>>378223862
was that an actual sound file in the game? I can't believe I have missed one.
>>378227809
Amazing.
>>378221428
*Deaf
>>378226261
>>378228926
oops, typo'd ;)
>>378228690
https://youtu.be/ZYQ3921AP_Q?t=51
Enjoy.
>>378228690
Pit lord voice lines I think. He's a neutral hero from the tavern.
I said a bow-string, not a G… *sigh* Nevermind.
>>378228684
>Discovering the bonus lines for the first time
>Get to Dryad
>>378223114
Steven Blum was doing other characters in that game.
>there will never be a kitchen custom map where you have to micromanage a kitchen and bake a flan before malganis
>>378228605
You can do some amazing stuff in the editor.
>>378227447
Looks gorgeous bro. Me, I work purely on inspiration, which is why everything I do takes years to finish.
>>378227875
>Mobile
>Unity engine
>>378229253
Tell me more of this unknown power.
>>378229046
>orc mission where night elves giggle sluttily from the trees
>>378222803
>give crypt lord a fucking awesome voice in WC3 that everyone loves
>fuck it up years later in WotLK
>continue to use fucked up voice in hearthstone and HotS
>>378221428
Darkness called...
>>378228496
youTD
>>378229515
PICK UP THE PHONE DARKNESS
>>378229515
But I wasn't on phone.
Is the multiplayer completely dead yet?
>>378229097
>steve blum
>anub'arak
what the fuck
i just checked imdb and it's true
i wouldn't have guessed in a million years and his voice is really damn regonizable
>>378225403
Balanar
>>378229416
>Hey Grom how about you go cut some trees for us instead of starting another race war?
>Why not both, little brother?
Post your favorite custom maps
Time is short, mortal.It's far too bright in the surface world, and this*sniff*fresh air is irritating my eyes!
>>378229515
But I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to 69-Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled "Pick up the phone, Darkness!," but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls.
>>378229685
i was playing 2 weeks ago, and it still only took a few minutes for most custom games to fill up.
>>378229370
Import manager anon. You can find loads of high quality WC3 models on the internet. Although the better ones are harder to find.
>shandris has a unique model in the second mission but a generic archer model in the first mission
>>378229827
>>378229845
That's great
>>378230009
That's curious
>>378229840
One of my favorite ones.
wasn't there making a hd remake? a mod or something to hd-ify this?
>>378229416
never happened
>>378229370
HD doodads mang
>>378230245
No, that was Starcraft 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqzkbE3XvV0
>>378229416
>/v/ can't even enjoy a basic wc3 mission without fantasizing about slutty elves getting gangraped by huge orc cocks
>>378230360
damn arthas sounds young.
>>378230335
This looks really good
>>378230482
And the elf priests sound like complete faggots.
Gotta love Russians man.
>>378227392
LOL
>>378229370
Why are you surprised? WoW was made on the WC3 engine.
>>378230653
I thought faggots didnt exist in russia
>>378221428
>mfw i heard illidan's new voice in heroes of the storm
>>378227447
>>378227783
>work for days on intricate details of terraining
>come up with some new quest that requires me to delete a whole section of map and replace it
I'll never finish it
>>378230852
They statistically don't exist, i think they still classify it as a mental illness, so they're all in the closet.
>Only 8 trees left protecting malfurion on hard and you still haven't even started killing the elemental guardians.
WAHHUGHRAGHAHHH
>>378231034
>that mission on hard
Jesus it was tight. Luckily on normal I cleared half the map with a balista and found the small camp that drops a scroll of ressurection
>>378230881
Liam O'Brien has been Illidan since BC.
>>378225509
every goddam time
>>378230881
Not as bad as Anubarak.
>>378231227
>>378231034
>yfw you realise you can just kill the ghouls cutting down the trees
Only two things come from Texas... And I have horns.
>all those endless Life of a Peasant map variations
>>378227809
>>378231034
goddamn what a downy face. Why is she dressed like a whore in WoW? Also why the fuck does she have green hair?
>>378231248
So, since the character went to shit.
great thread lads, we should play on bnet sometime.
best custom map?
x hero siege.
>>378231629
Pretty much.
ALRIGHT, IM READY. ALL I NEED, IS FOR SOMEBODY TO POINT ME TOWARDS THE PINATA
>>378231686
Legion TD 3.41
>>378231629
>>378231761
Illidan cracked voice was shit in RoC.
Was TFT a new VA or did the original one just got gud?
>>378231686
Last time I played with you fags no one talked and half the people left halfway through the fucking murder at the castle, that's a 5 minute game.
>>378231519
>Not liking THIGH-ryande
>>378227594
(RAWR)
>>378229815
Grom didalmostnothing wrong.
Night elves could have showed up and said "hey these are our trees, can you fuck off?"
Instead they giggle like dumb sluts in the forest and start attacking.
>>378225339
"We must defeat the Dwarves!"
"Ugh, we ARE the Dwarves!"
"Oh"
>>378232007
Matthew Yang King did him in both RoC and TFT.
>>378228496
Power Towers
>>378232007
he didnt speak for centuries. His voice wasnt trained
are you guys going to play again when it gets released for free at the end of the year?
>>378227594
>Default PotM will never sit on your face and say PREPARE TO BE MOONSTRUCK
>>378225509
>have you sauced your mind
DUDE
TOWERS
LMAOSeriously, check out Highperching. It's hilarious.
>>378219130
Would you buy WC4 if it was just the WoW storyline in RTS form and this gen graphics lads?
>>378232091
I like her tits an ass, I just don't like how she's dressed like a hooker.
>that hair
>those heels
fucking retarded.
>>378232519
If they include a top tier map editor like in WC3 then yes
>>378225837
What was so bad about it? I remember struggling the first time I ever did it but after one or two restarts, I managed to get the hang of it. It's not that hard.
>>378232519
I like the artstyle from WC3. I feel like modern graphics WC3 would not keep the same aesthetic.
>>378231312
You know whats the most frustrating part?
Steven blum came back to do many voices, including Rexxar, but for some reason, even though he was AVAILABLE FOR HEROES OF THE STORM, THEY STILL DIDN'T MAKE HIM VOICE ANUB ARAB, BECAUSE THE NEW VOICE SUCKS AND THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS FUCK YES IM MAD
>>378232507
Looks fun, what map is that?
>>378223398
>Default Dreadlord is really boring by comparison
What you're on about, man? He's awesome. All you would ever want out of a demon-vampire crossover and more.
>We must hunt soon
Makes me want to ghoul rush whatever I'm playing against every single time
YOUR TIME HAS COME
>>378231430
>loap featuring (creator who is a overpowered hero) and god&death! WITH SEX SHOPS!
>>378232706
>ANUB ARAB
>nice legs
>creep
>>378232952
Fuck, I meant arak, well you know what I mean.
>when you finally git good with triggers and scripting
Making crappy single player wave defenses is fun to kill time on the weekends
>>378227875
Not surprising considering Blizzard's track record.
A TCG, a TF2 clone, and an ASSFAGGOTS. Everything they're making is purely designed to make bank on microtransactions. They're probably making a jap warcraft gacha game.
>>378231085
Tbh I like wows heroism sound better
https://youtu.be/129zoaeOZT0
>>378233248
>single player
why
>>378233476
Because nobody wants to play my half finished maps and test it with me
>>378233539
There's literally a steam group full of autistic wc3 players, as long as your map isn't shit they'll play it
>>378233810
They'll play shitty maps too
>>378233810
I know i've been it since the good old days of breast
>>378233810
link to the group?
>>378219130
dreadlord in hots when
>>378232817
NONE SHALL SURVIVE
>>378233959
wc3 vidya, beware of cancerous event spam
also new circlejerk:
https://discord.gg/vUFhRN
>>378222546
I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER
HAAAAAHAHAH
>>378232507
>>378232507
>Highperching
who, what is that?
>>378227809
>https://clyp.it/igmnqkhl
fucking kek
>>378222546
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
It's been fucking years since I played WC3, but I can still hear clearly all the voices. Fuck I miss it, probably have to play the campaign again.
>want to play WC3 again for nostalgia
>remember the RoC undead elfgate missions
they didn't even pretend they weren't making filler missions
>>378226925
Starcrafts is fucking amazing.
FROSTMOURNE ESTÁ HAMBRIENTA
>night elves became, as the kids would say, complete cucks in wow
What a waste.
>>378225364
>>378232817
why do their tusks come from different parts of their skull
>night elf archer winks at you
Only noticed this recently.
>>378233467
subtle inception bwong in there
>>378222649
I AM HERE-U AND OBEY
>>378235168
just use a cheat.
Also they had to make it acceptable that elves thought themslves to be uncrackable, the mission really made it feel like that.
>>378235168
>>378231426
WHAT
HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT EVER KNOW THIS
>>378233539
I find the WC3 community still very much alive and very open to trying every shit map that comes their way AND giving constructive, honest criticism.
IMPRESSIVE
>>378235542
Peons are runty/retarded orcs who can't be used for fighting but can be used for manual labor
>>378222649
WHAT-A TASK IS DERE
>my wcr3 backup starts but cant patch
I lost the CDs a long time ago, any online fix for this? I simply cant use bnet but I can play whatever on single player or lan.
>>378229840
>*rings*
>Yes? Darkness! Hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No, I don't have his number.
Admit it, anons.
You cheated. You cheated a lot, in this and in AoM.
And it both cases, it made the experience more fun.
>>378227032
Because they don't just sound like regular people talking, they use a lot of B-movie tier noise effects.
backboobs
>>378229827
Azeroth wars
I do this for Aiur
>>378236394
Man Zeratul was so cool in BW.
Shame what they did to him in SC2
BEWARE
I
LIVE
>>378236324
>>378227809
That fucking jaina holy shit
>>378227809
Fucking kek
>>378236441
'Raynor, I bring tidings of DOOOOOoooooOOOOOM
Raynor: *hic*
Tychus: don't matter to me none
>>378222803
Kinky.
>>378227809
>>378236324
>Who is this...'DARKNESS', anyway?
>>378236394
Man its so jarring when you look at the portraits alone
>SC protoss: Mysterious alien race. Looks almost occult, but with technology.
>SC2 Protoss: Shiny warrior of space, Noble knight armors, blue/gold/energy everywhere
I hate it. They really lost their mystic touch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tany5z-OHh0
>Watch this cinematic every year or so
>get shivers every time
how did they do it?
>>378236380
>>378236884
>SC Protoss
Advance aliens with high technology
>SC2 Protoss
A bunch of retards who don't know how their technology works.
>>378234259
>>378232708
The map is called Highperch, and using certain heroes and items (Warden or level 6 Archmage, Tiny Great Hall) it's possible to start a small base up on those hills on the sides, with the fountains.
Then you spam towers, and your enemy either can't find your final town hall, or they have to make a shitload of air units to get through your insane amounts of towers.
It also works on this map. There's replays of 10 hour games where neither side would admit defeat.
There's no Goblin Zeppelins on that map.
>someone says they released a patch for widescreen support
>read patch notes
>it's just stretched which you could already do by fucking with the registry
16:9 when
>>378237109
Same
Seeing it for the first time was just so good
That one, and the one where Arthas frees Lich King
>>378231426
how. I thought they were too far away to hit
>>378219130
anyone here confident that wc4 would be good?
i personally, am not. (but i will shamelessly buy it anyway)
>>378235198
There's a Starcrafts mod for Starcraft 2, turns the graphics into Starcrafts style units, buildings, terrain, everything.
>>378237109
>it will never be 2003 again
>>378236324
but darkness called DH, why ask his number
>>378237602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJzKHWghCGY
holy fuck this is hilarious
>>378237602
I think I remember that map, nice
>>378232161
>not attacking orcs on sight
>>378219130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8NOJa2DwIs
>Used to play only 4x4
>Played as Undead all the time
>One game some faggot playing Orcs on my team decided to troll us and intentionally cost us the game by only building Peons
>Two of our teammates rage quit
>Have an idea
>Talk to him and agree that he can only build Peons
>I spend all game building up an army of fully-upgraded Necromancers
>Charge the enemy bases
>Have my Necros behind a wall of Peons
>Enemy armies slaughter peons
>Each corpse makes a skeleton warrior and a skeleton mage
>Soon the enemy forces are swarmed by skeletons, 5 - 10 per troop
>Peons are being replaced as soon as they are killed since we have control of both of the dropped teammates bases and are using those to churn out workers
>Wipe them out and actually win the game
Converting a troll into a valuable ally and steamrolling the opposition with such a sily fucking strat is probably a top 10 video game moment of my entire life.
>>378237796
Can't see it in the darkness
>>378238283
I'm into sultry deep, heavy voices just because of her
>>378238283
>be young kid
>look at the model
>think she wears short shorts over dark pants
I felt pretty stupid seeing the model now, also
>see NE archer
>think they wear pale blue armor with dark blue accents on the breast and crotch area
>never got to the NE campaign screen to learn of my mistake
>>378231034
>>378231426
>>378231227
>>378235859
What mission is this? I don't remember having to protect Malfurion
>>378239512
Mission 3 I think. You first have the intro mission where you kill orcs+humans, then you have full metal tyrande. Then you need to awaken furion. You have to destroy an orc base and a bunch of special enemies to get the horn of cenarius and then awakneing him. However UD are cutting through 100 trees to fuck the sleep furion up
>>378239512
third level night elf campaign TRoC
you have to wake him up before the undead kill him
>>378238364
That's amazing
I love necros in this game, I only wish they'd summon skeleton archers at some point since I really love their model and animation in this game
>played against a friend who won countless games with a Tauren rush strat
>just spamming Tauren and ressing them with Spirit Walkers
>mfw my Necros just get rid of the Tauren corpses straight away and his start fails
>>378239675
>>378239710
Right, I was never too fond of the NE to begin with so I mostly remember the human/undead missions
>>378232161
That wasn't an option, because Cenarius ordered those sentinels to attack because he sensed the blood curse on Grom.
And besides, Grom wouldn't have listened to them anyway. He wouldn't even listen to his own Warchief when he told him not to attack the human bases.
>>378239027
I never understood the weird blur/pixellation on the outskirts of her top and panties. If it wasn't for that I think my teenage dick would have exploded from that.
>>378237109
Blizzard has always been good at music and cutscenes.
>>378240090
It's supposed to be fur.
>>378224834
Da be gud choice man!
>>378219130
>>378219692
>>378219938
>>378220708
>>378221292
>>378221428
>>378221897
>>378222546
>>378222649
>>378222803
>>378223206
>>378225364
>>378224834
>>378227594
>>378227875
>>378232091
>>378232817
>>378236324
>>378236380
>>378236871
>12 year old you when you join a map that flashes porn on the screen
>>378240582
>>378240582
>whines about elves and dwarves
>trusts a zombie elf and a demon
>>378227809
>Ding
>>378219130
Muss Spachteln!
>>378240712
>Play starcraft 2's version of slide spongebob slide
>We finish it
>It flashes some loli porn
>>378240712
>play horror map
>repeated mp3 spooky tunes for 10 minutes then outta nowhere there's an ear-raping scream and a pixelated .jpeg of a blair witch closeup flashes on the screen
all the screamers of the early 00s really were shit
>Can your blood atone for genocide, orc? Your Horde killed countless innocents with its rampage across Stormwind and Lordaeron. Do you really think you can just sweep all that away and cast aside your guilt so easily? No, your kind will never change, and I will never stop fighting you.
>>378227809
I aint clicking that shit, nigger.
>>378240712
> tfw 1gb of WoW porn
>>378228249
You know you could be playing RIGHT NOW, right? The servers didn't go anywhere.
>>378241089
>nigger
Watch your tone with me body, you may be anonymous, but im still your superior as an oldfag
>>378227809
>You've tossed a terrible salad Arthas
>>378241089
>Theres always one guy
>>378241090
>only 1gb
>>378241196
You are not his oldfag yet boyo, neither would he lol at that shitpost even if you were!
>>378241196
as I could filter it, listen, oldfag, there's something about the faggette you should know. Oh no. It's too late. These anons have all become tripfags. They may look cool now, but it's a matter of time before they turn into the attentionwhores.
>>378241090
>only 1gb
maybe when I was a kid
>>378241447
carefully selected and sorted, anon. It's like the organics of porn
>>378241638
My webms alone are over 1gb. I try to find the highest quality possible with multiple angles and sound.
>>378241530
What
>>378241789
guess i'm too old for this shit
>>378227032
They were cheesy and quirky, and you heard them over and over.
Stuff like orcish peons' primitive "WERK WERK" just gave them personality.
>>378241859
you sound like a big guy but you need to step up your game
you need to dig around boorus and tumblr for the top shelf shit
>>378240169
Not just good, the best.
>>378241014
i don't remember this line
>>378242067it's all from the darknest era anon
>>378241802
This entire board must be purged.
>>378242227
>darknest
Oh jesus fuck how long has it been
>>378242227
>you will never have to go through some hoops to join a "secret" forum to access mediocre quality WoW porn
>>378242438
Too long, anon, too long.
> tfw I want to ERP sick warcraft shit but I can't anymore
>>378242227
christ i haven't heard that name in a while.
for high quality shit i would recommend liard, medeister, ellowas, leeterr, rexx, and studiofow off the top of my head. alternatively just go to one of the rule34 sites and search through the warcraft tags.
>>378229827
I don't remember this villiage in TKoK. Is this new?
>>378242182
It's at the end of Rexxar's campaign.
>>378242438
>>378242519
>>378242553
>they don't join the darknest channel upon entering any MMO
>>378229827
I spent far more time playing DoBRP and SoTDRP than I would like to admit.
>tfw spending a bunch of time lovingly crafting a city only for it to be filled with half-demon god elf snowflakes
>>378242381
How can you even consider that? There got to be some other way
>>378242754
>work on city for 2-4 hours
>you have lost connection
>>378229827
This Wreckage
>>378242227
Oh yeah, that site exists too.I always end up browsing it few times a year only to forget it again.
>>378237109
Damn that dub sounds awful.
>>378242905
>people just start losing interest and leaving
>whole game is dead and you're the only player left on a map that's full of the other players leftover units and towns
sometimes i would save the game at this point because i just didn't want to see all that work lost forever
>>378235168
SKELETONS
Seriously, just get a shitload of necromancers, meat wagons, raise 50+ skellies and send them in the portals.
>>378242763
Damn it, anon. As your future oldfag, I order you to report this thread.
>>378235168
>play on hard
>constantly being bombarded by enemies flying in while trying to take out their bases at the same time
>>378243421
You are not my admin yet newfag, nor would I obey that command if you were
>>378240169
Even the cinematic for WoD was good.
>Grommash refusing the Mountain Dew
>The Iron Star being fired at Mannoroth
>that allusion to how Grommash died in the original timeline before Garrosh tackles him out of the way
>that shift in music at the end when it panned out and showed the Dark Portal halfway through being built
>>378227809
ding
>>378237109
>arthas just flatly says the line before killing him
>not that cold SUCCEEDING YOU, FATHER right before the stab
>>378237953
>no one builds siege units which outrange towers
why are warcraft players retarded
>>378243536
>Grommash
Why did they stop calling him Grom?
>>378242616
>>378241014
>>378223862
I don't get the moonlight one.
>>378243785
>have a second job in addition to one's regular employment.
>>378243621
was wondering this
>>378243621
>>378243868
i would assume the hill they build on is out of range.
>>378243785
verb informal
1.
have a second job, typically secretly and at night, in addition to one's regular employment.
"he had been moonlighting for a rival tabloid"
>>378241014
Proudmoore was right. Orcs should have been destroyed.
Even without the demon blood they are bloodthirsty warmongers.
>>378242180
Westwood would like to have a word.
>>378244135
>original timeline
>orcs take demon blood and kill all the draenei
>alternate timeline without demons
>orcs kill all the draenei anyway
>>378244135
Grom dindu nuffin in WoD he good boy
>>378243919
oh i see it now with the teleportation bullshit. lmao
>>378244347
We wuz high elves in shieeet
>>378241530
>They may look cool now, but it's a matter of time before they turn into the attentionwhores.
>>378243736
Proudmoore was right
>>378220708
JA MEIN LORD?
>>378245742
>not HERREN
>>378245742
Wir haben eine Hexe gefunden; dürfen wir sie verbrennen?
>>378220708
THATS IT
IM DED
>>378242227
wow I haven't heard that in awhile
>>378219692
MIIII VIIIDA POR NEEEER'ZHUUL!
>>378242754
>12 years old playing Warcraft 3 online
>make friends with a guy two years older
>somehow end up roleplaying with him having no idea what I'm doing
>end up ERPing with him
>incompetently ERPing for countless hours on SotDRP and other similar maps as a 12-14 year old is the closest I've ever been to sex
>now he's just some weeb on my Steam/b.net friends list that I haven't talked to at all for a decade
>>378227763
>>378227440
>>378225768
This shit was easy. Just make an army to move to each chokepoint and farm gold/wood. then once the cash is high make 6 towers at each chokepoint, half arror, other half cannon. then put 2 peasants with auto repair on each side with 3 towers to repair them. gg no undead can get even close, and if they send meatwagons, send arthas's army
WHAT YOU WANT?!?!?
>>378225837
I remember being disappointed when I found Hearthglen in WoW, and it wasn't surrounded by 250 cannon towers
>After a couple Heroes of the Storm expansions, Blizzard replaces me with Garrosh
lmoa
>>378229886
are those skyrim cave meshes and textures?
>>378239512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLYM4u6XnMg
>>378246309
>playing a private rp server for wow
>end up making friends with this one guy
>we do all kinds of shit together but never outside the game
>he starts trying to erp with me
>not directly but it's heavily implied
>then one time while we're just running around roleplaying he starts taking off his armor and tries to seduce me
>practically begging for it
>pussy out, delete character, never play on that server again
>>378246325
>>378227763
>>378225837
Timed defense missions tend to always be shit, if the devs have some sense of justice they let you speedrun the mission by destroying all the enemy bases. Timed missions punish good players who play at an above-average pace.
>>378246309
fag
>>378227291
ZA KRÓLA LISZA!
>>378247627
It's ok, he played a girl.
>>378225837
that shit had nothing on the RoC undead finale
>army manages to break through one side because you're too busy defending your base and the other side
>kel'thuzad dies the instant they touch him because he's a fucking squishy lich
FOUL KNAVE
LOOK TO YOUR DEFENSES, DEATH KNIGHT
FIGHT AS YOU'VE NEVER FOUGHT BEFORE
>>378247814
>not having a crypt fiend death circle around him to take care of anything that gets close
>>378247847
get your shit together anon
FOUL KNAVE comes from living arthas, captain exclusively goes FOUL BEAST
>>378229321
Hearthstone is also built in unity so no surprise there.
>>378247847
WHO VOICES THIS GUY?
>>378248161
who /dwarf campaign/ here
that shit was fucking rad
>>378248646
KING BURI
I wonder how the voice acting was so good for a fan campaign, most fan-voiced stuff is terrible.
>>378248886
I'm not sure i remember any voice acting, but the map was just so cool with so many cool features like riddles and shit
>>378248886
>dwarf campaign
>voice acting
oh shit when did this happen
>>378249034
Part 1 and I think 2 were voice acted, the third wasn't.
>>378227809
1000 points for you, sir
>>378249340
its not mine
>>378248646
>tfw still no chapter 4
>>378242227
>somehow, somewhere my account still exists within the twisting nether
>that old ellowas video with the two belves
And even now something as groundbreaking as Chronicles of Alexstrasza is old hat. How far we've come.
Anyone know where Jaina went too?
>>378249557
1080p support soon fellow WC3 player
yer kinda slow for a human arntcha
>>378249992
Is that a crop of Jaina taking the BOC?
>>378220708
TAK MÓJ PANIE?
>>378250202
No, it's just the new legion cinematic.
>>378249992
sometimes I wish I weren't only into futa
>>378250559
lmao just stop being gay
>>378250617
really limits the synapses
>>378249749
>And even now something as groundbreaking as Chronicles of Alexstrasza is old hat. How far we've come.
>tfw all the old links were removed and the current game is only available to people who pay up
Jaina fell for the big orc meme
>>378220896
Я Boждь!
>>378251135
420chan usually has a thread up with a few megas. The links don't always work, but you're welcome to try. I'm not going to spoonfeed you the links, though.
>>378249992
could i get the rest of the picture please.
>>378252210
If you seriously cannot deduce the animator from that crop alone you really don't belong here.
>>378252353
He gets most of his models from other animators these days.
>>378252210
rule34.xxx
>>378252686
Of course, but I was referring to the content.
Is the Warcraft III on b.net updated for modern systems or would I need to dig through google for patches to make it work?
>>378253130
Yes it's updated for modern systems. You can update manually but it should automatically start updating if you try connecting to bnet.
>>378228310
This shit wouldn't work on anyone but Nelves.
>>378241089
>>378253389
based orcs
>>378229475
Agreed
>>378250559
>not having a diverse range of things to get off from including straight and futanari
you have much to learn
>>378254028
straight is gay
>>378252353
>If you don't know the name of an animator you've never seen work from before then you don't belong here!
You're literally giving him the "secret club" treatment right now.
There is literally no way to find out where that cap is from, the only thing to go on is that it's warcraft related and there are THOUSANDS of results for warcraft stuff.
>>378254698
it's funny because it's first tumblr result when you google "warcraft r34"
>>378254698
>secret club is a bad thing
You want to know how I know you're a newfag? If anon truly wanted that image he would've already found it.
>>378254698
>adding an exclamation mark
>secret club as a derogatory
>unnecessary capitalization
So how's your first month on 4chan going?
This entire thread
>my bones ache....
>>378230992
They're doing something right.
>>378254858
And how would he know that? Why wouldn't he search through every page of the first seven porn sites that come up first? Maybe it's there.
What if it wasn't the first tumblr result? What if there were 58 different tumblers before it?
Point is, stop with this secret club shit, they're still not going to magically know what to do just because you withhold information.
>>378255196
>>378255305
>if I scream newfag at him he'll go away!
Fuck off, the only retards who call people newfags are "muh secret club" shitters like yourself.
fite me
>>378255331
Fuck garrosh for killing this bro
>>378255719
> tfw named my night elf girl Cordana Felsong before WoD
> I am now a traitor
>>>378248646
my nigga
>>378255631
Can you stop samefagging? It's painfully obvious you're the guy asking for sauce otherwise you would've given the "anon" sauce by now anyway.
So stop saying "he" you transparent, overly defensive newfag shit. Lurk more.
>>378248646
is it possible to destroy the enemy base in mission one?
>that moment you keep ignoring malganis so he is stuck with ghouls for a way longer time than he should
>that moment you destroy his base for all except altar
>>378256460
that moment you realize you're a complete retard because mal'ganis's altar is out of reach and his guards are spawned via triggers and you could've completed the map in less than half the time it took you to raze half of the undead base, which only stops attacks on your base
>>378256460
>never kill him so he's stuck with ghouls
>keep sending units to harass him and keep him from destroying houses
>>378256235
I know it hurts to have your bubble burst, but screaming samefag at me won't fix it.
>>378229827
Uther Party.
I'm still really buttmad that nobody made a really good Defend the Temple Map for WC3 or SC2 yet. It was one of the classics of SC:BW and Vanilla SC Use Map Settings games!
>>378225837
How do you stop undead from creating a third base?
I somehow managed it once, but I forgot how.
>>378259258
On normal? Because then you can just stop the caravan. At least I always did that and never saw a 3rd UD base
>>378259683
Yeah, how do you stop the frickin caravan.
If I divide forces, then my base will be overrun.
>>378259974
Build more forces
>>378260126
>90/90
What now?
>>378227809
this nigga got one thing wrong! Jaina says "Arthas, you can't just", not Uther.
>>378259974
Well, just take your army and run to the caravan, destroy it, and pick up the TP scroll it drops to get back to your town. If you didnt put a million towers on every entrance youre doing it wrong. Also put a worker on repair mode on every tower cluster. And even then, when the caravan starts its pretty early and the attacks are something like 2 ghouls and a crypt fiend. Towers can easily handle that on their own.
Build up your economy, get a couple of arrow towers on each entrance (north is the least attacked), then swipe the caravan with your forces, afterwards go top to the goldmine with a few peasants to build up the extra base
>>378260241
use them, then build more
>>378260241
move 45 food of forces to the caravan, keep 45 at your base and defend. They attack one side at a time, so a single blob is enough
>>378231034
>rush past the orc base within 5 minutes with a couple archers and wisps
>build a base
>teleport in with army
>orcs only attack your bottom base because they are dumb
If you actually tried fighting the orcs, you were a dumbie.
>>378259974
>save game
>kill the caravan
>did you get attacked? yes: reload, wait until you get attacked, go for the caravan once you're done defending
wow that was hard
>>378260241
>He doesn't know about the godsend that are human towers
>He doesn't know that towers are cost efficient af
>He probably doesn't know they also don't take up any upkeep
Lmfaoing at you
>>378260241
are you retarded or is 90 of your food literally nothing but peasants?
>>378260505
>save scumming on an RTS
shiggy diggy
>>378249992
this autist does nothing but self insert into his orc oc
>>378259258
>>378259974
>>378260241
are you serious nigger? they don't even attack the right entrance of your base until they have 3 bases up
>>378246274
MOKRÁ
I was kinda sad how short the NE campaign was. Liked them the most, but all we got was a few missions of which some were obviously cut short
>>378260857
NE campaign was fine. The only bad campaign was the human one since it was too fucking easy. Not one challenging level in the entire campaign since mortars + priests + towers slaughter anything.
post yfw you realized Garithos is half dwarf
>>378261069
It was something like 2 missions short and chimeras werent even introduced
>>378261069
>The only bad campaign was the human one since it was too fucking easy
HOL UP
SO YOU'RE SAYING
THE FIRST CAMPAIGN OF THE GAME, AKA THE TUTORIAL
IS TOO EASY
SHITFUCK STOP THE PRESSES RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>378260857
FINISHED COOP WHEN?
Is Jaina still in WoW somewhere?
I remember being able to go and see her up some tower somewhere in vanilla.
>>378260669
>not being autistic perfectionist and savescumming until it goes exactly according to your plan
shiggery doo
>>378243513
Then I must consider this an act of shitposting.
>>378261552
>Not getting it right on the first try
Shiggy shaggy
>>378261631
Shitposting? Have you lost your mind, mod?
>>378261259
Except they already had a short tutorial campaign, you dunce. They didn't need two. The actual undead fights were pathetic, they barely do anything outside of ghouls, abominations and meat wagons. And the most disappointing of all was Stratholme where you instantly win because the AI is fucking retarded.
>>378261756
you mean the orc campaign where they rescue the darkspear trolls? the same campaign that was only available in the demo, wasn't included in RoC retail, and was only re-added as a custom campaign with TFT?
don't talk shit when you only started playing the game several years after it was released, fucking retard underage
>>378262040
Don't be a fucking retard. I'm talking about the tutorial, where you play as Thrall on a mission from Medivh to get to the west. The fucking literal TUTORIAL where they teach you how to move units and build buildings.
>>378261362
There's a dude on hiveworkshop that still works on it, although very slowly.
Me and my friend managed to beat the human campaign but the last mission of the undead campaign in the silvermoon is borderline impossible, we've tried conventional approach and cheese and never even managed to destory Sylvannas' basebut we got pretty close to getting rid of the blue hero foever. Anyone know how to beat it?
>>378262040
He means the campaign where you free grom and set sail for kalimdor retard. At least know the game yourself.
>>378261756
well they have hard mode
>>378262206
Hard mode isn't hard, though. If you just spam siege + towers, you will be able to beat the far majority of the levels where you build, and the remainder like saving Malfurion and Stratholme are too easy because the AI is shit.
>>378262172
What's this talk of co-op and stuff?
Haven't looked at warcraft in ages, is it mods?
Send help.
>>378262172
I don't get it, is it harder than usual?
>>378262323
Its kinda hard to design a map where the player can turtle up since eventually they max out and rape a CPU which just cant into tactics. You can play custom campaigns people made for the game, those have harder hard modes.
>>378262150
>>378262206
are you two legally fucking braindead? what other campaign would i be talking about? by the time the RoC orc campaign between undead and night elves begin the trolls are already with the horde.
jesus christ we're both talking about LITERALLY the same campaign you drooling mongrels, do you actually think samefagging will magically make you right?
>>378262353
You have a coop remake of the campaign, it also has a hardmode which is pretty damn hard.
>>378262353
>>378262374
It's a two player conversion of the RoC campaign. It contains a new difficulty mode insane. It's literally it, insane. Makes every mission really challenging. If you have a fellow warcraft nerd as a friend that shit's made for you. I had tons of fun with it and my friend, but we're not that good, so eventually we got stuck.
>>378261745
Have I? Oldfag, by my right of succession and doing it for free, I hereby relieve you of your volunteering, and ban you from browsing.
>>378262551
yes but the first two missions where you free grom are also in the final product. The ones where you free the trolls are not in the final game but the first two missions already tell you how to move your character
>>378262715
What, you cant just
>>378261425
yeah she was basically a decoration until wrath of the lich king, when she became an important character again
>>378262551
HOW FUCKING DENSE ARE YOU, YOU SHIT-EATER? Start RoC up right now and you will find a tutorial campaign where you save Grom. You don't do shit with the trolls, this campaign isn't from TFT, and it is the mini-campaign that came with the game to TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY, A TUTORIAL. I fucking remember playing it FIFTEEN GOD DAMN YEARS AGO on the day the game came out and thinking the game looked like shit since Medivh's mouth flopped around like a fish. Stop being such a dumbass.
>>378262594
>>378262649
Official or mod?
>>378262902
mod
>>378261756
except those two missions are literal playgrounds to learn the controls
they're hardly a tutorial, they're more like the equivalent of reading the game manual
why the fuck do you think they placed a level 10 uther to help you defend your base in the second human mission?
>>378262891
>thinking the game looked like shit since Medivh's mouth flopped around like a fish
underage confirmed
we're done here
>>378262986
Where to get?
>>378227809
SEASONING? HAVE YOU SAUCED YOUR MINCE, ARTHAS?
>>378263252
same place you get every wc3 map, hive workshop
>>378263252
>>378263120
Because they were teaching you humans next and story reasons. Same with NE1 and UD2, except there they send token resistance you can kill with your hero instead of having a lvl10 guard your shit
>>378263380
Never heard.
Spuren legen!
>>378263492
maybe you should try not being underage
>go on hive workshop to see what's up
>it's still active
how
>>378262792
>Implying I can't
Those of you who have the balls to save this imageboard, give me (you)s. The rest of you... Get out of my ISP.
>>378263535
I'm too old in fact kiddo.
>>378235767
>Even after elves death you can't trust them
>>378263653
Regular contests and the endless potential of Warcraft map editor
>>378263708
...Hiro
>>378248646where do i extract the dwarf campaign
>>378263775
>kiddo
no you're not
>>378227821
>IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE*dies*
>>378259974
>send Arthas alone
>have him attack the caravan while Divine Shield is up
This game is easy, you guys are just bad at videogames.
>>378264000
again the answer is hive workshop
who only leveled heal + aura on arthas? invincibility seemed useless
>>378227291
This unit won me a lot of games I shouldn't have won
>>378264167
>wasting points into divine shield on a tanky as fuck hero
>>378264292
At low levels it isnt really useful, but its the best way to beat the human finalle, just send a permanent invencible arthas with frostmorne to destroy the necropolis, peons and barracks, thus rendering an whole base useless.
>>378264292
I was stupid so I didnt know what armor was good for. So I took the shield second because I did understand how invincibility worked. Hell the first mission with the orc raider I needed it since i wasted all my footmen and arthas had to solo the last pack of orcs. Which was extra aweful since it was unpatched 10 second shield at 125 mana
>500 posts of W3
My glorious niggas
>>378264630
at the finale you should already be level 10 so your choices literally don't matter
>>378264630
Yeah but by the later missions you already maxed the other skills, so you have to take the last one. I'm talking about early game where extra armor is godly for your army.
>>378264438
>Be tanky
>Can become the tankiest mofo around for almost a minute
>Ackshually, I prefer +1.5 armour
>>378264683
I made the same mistake my first playthrough.
>>378256041
>seeing those hack RPers rip their character name from WC3
>all those Gavinrads and Adora Nightshade shitters with empty profiles
>>378264861
you can't tank if your invincibility prevents you from being targeted by attacks you twat
>>378264861
4.5
for ALL nearby units
>>378265051It was 1 armor per upgrade on patch 1.0
Is WoW over? Is there a video where I can catch up with all of the plot?
>>378265051
>tfw the item that gives you devotion aura is basically a free 200g in ladder/ranked
its definitely the weakest of the auras, but synergises well wih tank fuckery at least
>Play wc3 for the first time
>Night elf campaign
>A Destiny of Flame and Sorrow
>mfw Illidan becomes demon
>>378264292
I think you need at least one level to solo the meat wagons, but just one.
You can take a small army to deal with those, though, I dunno why people just go with Arthas alone. You don't have to go IMMEDIATELY, either.
>>378265140
>Is WoW over?
>>378265238
thorns is worse.
>>378265249
That mission was kinda tough. It felt like your base was open to attacks from all sides.
>>378265424
>>378265250
nah, that other anon couldn't defeat the caravan with a 90/90 army, soloing it with arthas is LITERALLY impossible
>>378265249
It is great that, even on wow lore, illidan is pretty much the only being alive to have will strong enough to resist guldan corruption. Khagdar and fucking deathwing were getting fucked up by the skull of guldan in Warcraft II
>>378265140
For all intents and purposes it's going to end with Legion. Metzen is gone and he's tying up whatever loose ends he can remember. Everything afterwards will be fanfiction.
>>378265140
>Blizzard ever letting one of their most profitable games die
>>378265635
Legion is most clearly setting up a straight sequel that is nzoth getting free and giving the legion a gigantic tentacle middle finger with his new waifu, azshara.
>>378264438
>45 seconds of invulnerability
>waste
It's like you don't want to raise hell picking off all of the most important targets while your enemy can't do shit about it
>>378265632
And everything thanks to his fucking huge ego.
>>378265635
>Everything afterwards will be fanfiction.
everything past "no king rules forever" is already fanfiction tier garbage so i really don't see an issue
>>378242754
Holy shit this. The RP community was so autistic, especially the devs.
>>378242754
>>378266104
List 250 commands in 5 seconds or kick
>>378265972
except the only mission that lets you do that is the finale and only because of frostmourne's chaos damage allowing you to do actual damage versus buildings, and by then you'll have all your skills maxed out whether you want to or not
>>378265512
It was, also your second base was really shitty. Still, once you got illidan into demon mode you could easily remove the other satirs. Only the boss battle was annoying since only illidan could fight him
>>378266104
>playing SotDRP beta
>they are bragging about how they made their entirely new custom roleplaying game without borrowing from the old systems
>they literally just ported DoBRP onto a new map with a few new commands
>there is a somewhat obscure DoBRP command that they don't know about that lets you see hidden commands
>find out the password from their beta using this command and start spreading it
>they find out and make it so every time a game of SotDRP starts, it says "ANON HAS BEEN PUT ON THE SHITLIST"
>it still does that on the newest version and some of the newer RP maps based on SotDRP
My greatest achievement.
>>378265512
>>378266273
I think the worst "base" that was given to you eas the orcs finalle, getting fucked by infernos. Then i realized the objective was just crossing some enemies and running back go jaina and i abbandoned it. Few enemies could outrun thrall.
>>378265972
>important targets
yeah i'm sure there's a lot of important targets to solo down with arthas when you have to defend your base for 30 minutes
or when you have to kill 100 units ASAP before mal'ganis
or when the only important targets are buildings because the only other things you can kill are dime a dozen ghouls or fake-worker acolytes the AI uses to pretend it's playing the game the same way you are (hint: it isn't)
>>378266567
you could just build towers at each entrance, 4 towers could kill the inferno no sewat
>>378266264
It's great for Hearthglen, though. Send Arthas behind armies before they reach your base and have him snipe Necromancers with holy light and attack the Meat Wagons, makes it much easier to defend.
>>378266210
Too real. I didn't need to remember that.
>>378266436
Lel, that's great. I remember the "wars" over which devs would become the successor to DoBRP, even though it was all the same shit. They even had the same bloody selection bug forever.
>>378266210
warpten
>>378266789
but why? the AI is too dumb to focus down towers using the meat wagons properly and necros are already squishy and easy to micro down as it is
those points would be better off spent in devotion aura and reducing the damage your armies take from the actual undead units that pose a threat (especially since you're wasting holy light offensively anyway)
>>378266210
>>378266969
Spawn max number of spawners. Repeat two or 3 more times to crash the game.
>>378242754
Reminder that hero towering was objectively the best way to crash someone, right behind Illidaning. It was one of the only ways to crash only a single player that you really hated.
>spawn 01 paladin
>spawn 01 scouttower
>'transport
>place the paladin inside
>upgrade the scout tower
>give me (player I want to fuck over)
>they click on the paladin icon and crash
>>378267310
Transport was a mistake