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>tfw a remaster is 2017 GOTY

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>tfw a remaster is 2017 GOTY
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>>378214908
Why am i the only one in the world that can see how cheap and ugly this looks? Is everyone else such a consumerist whore/blind fan they will like it no matter what?
Looks like something from the unity assett store.
I'm sure the skylanders team working on this is passionate about crash, but they just arent talented enough.
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>>378214908

>mfw Crash was never a series gamers got hyped for til recently
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nope
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>>378214908
>a unity fan game
>GOTY
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>>378215942
It does look pretty dull because of how everything has been softened by extra polygons, all the environment pieces look like half-assed stock assets and the colors aren't quite as bright.
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>>378214908
>Remaster looks worse than the original
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>>378214908
Honestly, I only ever played the Crash 1 demo on some disc years ago on PS1. I was playing games like Zelda and Jet Force Gemini and those wrestling games on N64.

But something about this remaster makes me seriously hyped and I really want to get it.

I'm actually pretty excited, I've been knocking games off my backlog and this is like, BACKLOG backlog.
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>>378216195
textures shaders and lighting are more the reason it looks crap
animations are bad too
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>>378216263
The lack of contrast and shadows (and some design changes, especially in temple, sewer and industrial levels) take away most of the personality the originals had.
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>updated version of a series that wasn't great in the first place
>Goty
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>>378215942
>Why am i the only one in the world that can see how cheap and ugly this looks?
Really? Generally the graphics of a remaster don't live up to how I imagined the game to look like as a kid but from the trailers the Crash remaster looks good to me. I think they really nailed the designs.
This is coming from someone who won't buy the game because he doesn't own a PS4.
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I think the bike level they just showed looks okey even if the lighting seems off in comparison the origional
but the medevil level looks like unity garbage
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>>378216467
>originals are better
>no trophies
faggot
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>>378215942
You're not, I can swear In the first trailer for this collection one of crash's arms had ONE straight line going from his shoulder to his wrist and people were going crazy, I can't wait for it to come out and everyone to realize how bad of a game it really is...
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I mean if you like the original's gameplay but with every texture being covered in motion blur and shit and the lighting's fucked and everything looks like a college student's Unity project, then yeah I guess this game is GOTY.
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>>378216671
what is with you faggots talking about unity
nobody even knows what the fuck unity is
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>>378216906
Everyone knows what unity is
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>>378216931
nope, just you
and the weirdos who continually play early access games or buy humble bundles
like, who are you fucking people
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>>378217061
I dont do either of those but i still know what unity is
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>>378217061
>>378216906
Fuck off back to tumblr or wherever the fuck you came from, your writing style gives it away.
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>>378215942
Naw it looks fine and great.
Maybe you're just used to pixar shit that Nintendo puts out.

This looks akin to Rachet and Clank which looked amazing, just to a lesser degree of greatness. R&C is the first truly next gen game platformer that really took it to the next level visually.
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>>378216906
Unity is pretty infamous. If you know anything about PC games you've probably heard of it.
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>>378216547

Crash 1 and 2 were pretty damn good but the series never made top lists and was hardly talked about til recently. Is it the Naughty Dog hype from The last of us?
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>>378217173
>R&C is the first truly next gen game platformer that really took it to the next level visually
Pity the game was a piece of shit.
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>>378217207
Already mentioned the entirety of the PC gaming sphere:
>early access
>humble bundles
I guess this is to be expected with the majority of /v/ being lower class teenagers who scrounge for nickles and dimes and love to play almost free shovelware on their Dells.
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>>378214908
But Sonic Mania isn't a remaster.
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>>378217308
There is:
Naughty Dog - Hype
Muh childhood hype
3D platformers reborn-hype (includes Banjofags and mariofags)
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>>378214908
I am so tempted to buy this fucking game even though I don't own a PS4, send help
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>>378217338
Game was better than your Marioshit.
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>>378217338
Game was actually really fun.
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>>378217173
>Maybe you're just used to pixar shit that Nintendo puts out.
yeah it must be this random thing you asume

If you didnt know what crash was and i showed you this you would also think it looks like cheap crap
you are just blinded by its asositation with crash

Its mainly the textures,shaders and lighting i hate. The animations arent great either
It doesnt look anywere near as good as ratchet
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>>378217338
oops, you mean Super Mario 3D World.
I mean just imagine a company being Jewish enough to put handheld assets on a home console and charge you full price. I'm so excited for all the upcoming (portable) games Nintendo is releasing to their doting Switch Victims.
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>>378217568
But I haven't played a Nintendo game since Mario Glaxy?
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>>378217583
I treid to get a non blurry shot, but the game has so muc blur
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>>378217583
Name some better looking games with this aesthetic.
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>>378216634
I don't care that you're joking, you should be ashamed
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>>378217338
Piece of shit is a bit of a step too far, but it pales in comparison to previous R&C games which is a shame.
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>>378217568
>>378217626
This is pathetic. We are crash fans in a crash thread. No one mentioned mario before you did
I just dont like the way it looks
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>>378217574
>>378217626
Face it: If a remake can't even be as good as the original game that's 14 years older that remake is an utter failure.
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>>378217676
I'm trying to say the aesthetic is shit and not even crashes aesthetic
Im not having a go at it on a technical level but an artistic one
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>>378215942
You are not the only one, anon.
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>>378217583
>The animations arent great either
Wow you must be really observant.
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>>378217780
>Utter failure
>Sold over 2 million copies.
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>>378217656
This is truly disgusting.
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>>378217164
Jesus

Listen to yourself
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>>378217308
>series never made top lists and was hardly talked about til recently. Is it the Naughty Dog hype from The last of us?
are you shitting me? where did you grow up and how old are you? you could plead ignorance now and it's fine but Crash was hot shit back then, then Wrath of Cortex came out and nobody but the parents of kids cared about the later games
they'd see one and go 'ilike Crash as a kid, I'll show my kid' with anything but the original 4

either way, you have got to be joking because everything you just said was so wrong
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>>378217818
faggot
you can't even begin to say this doesn't match "le aesthetic"
if it were 1 to 1 you'd be bitching about the flat textures, whacked out colors and the sharp edges

neck yourself
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>>378217925
>The game sold well so it must be good
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>>378217980
>>378217656
The origional has better color choices/contrast and lighting
The origional also seems to be going for a more reaslistic look in its textures
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>>378217980
At least post the same level
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>>378218176
You may no longer play combat platformer collectathons, but it's currently the best in the genre. This is indisputable.
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>>378217173
Looks awful.
https://youtu.be/-fb-XUX7hl4
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>>378218125
Im not asking for it to be one to one, im asking for it to take into consideration how the original looked

This is made by the skylanders team, and it just looks like the skylanders aesthetic
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>>378216012
Get the fuck out, you underage menace.
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>>378214908
Hope they make some sound effects changed. Still bummed about the howie scream being gone but I can pray it returns.
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>>378218305
The remake almost looks as shitty as this fan game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0OpKLK7kYU
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>>378216012

The silent majority is coming out, same reason why Trump won the election when everyone seemed hellbent for Hillary.
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>>378218343
I'm fine with it because it is all three games and at a budget price.

It's close enough.
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>>378218442
jesus fuck, stop ruining everything from my youth
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>>378218448
It's possible, some of the levels revealed yesterday had the different types of obj_motherfuckers revealed, and they had different sound effects.
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>>378218010
>anything but the original 4
I don't know who's worse, the other underage mouthbreather or you for pretending Wrath of Cortex even compares or belongs on the same list.
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>>378218294
That doesn't make it a good game tho.
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>>378218560
Coco is still getting the hang of the dance anon, don't be mean.
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>>378218305
Embarrassing.
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>>378216016
>Sonic Mania
>Saturn-tier
You wish
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>>378218671
Most levels released yesterday are rumored to old builds, so it's possible there's more detail and better water effects we're yet to see.
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>>378218305
omg the horror
used engraved textures instead of flat pictures
and the water doesn't look the same
i think i will jump off a bridge near sony hq
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>>378218485
this nigger gets it
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>>378218745
>rumored to old builds
>i-its just a beta

Seriously fuck off.
Its extremely rare the graphical assets get changed, and especially this close to release. You faggots always say shit like its just a beta and the final game never looks any different
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>>378214908
Im exited for Yakuza Kiwami also. Why did you post a shitty ps1 platformer though?
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>>378218737
What about it makes you think it won't be?
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>>378218305
This shit really annoys me. Do the developers actually compare the two and realise where they need to improve? Putting it side by side makes it so obvious yet it seems like they're not paying much attention to the original.
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>>378218671

Why did they make it wider? Seems even more empty now.
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>>378218671
I'm okay with the less overtly 'Egyptian" Hieroglyphics.
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PC when?
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>>378217626

What the fuck does any of this have to do with Nintendo you mong?
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>>378218926
No, I don't believe it either, just throwing it out there, I think the water looks fucking terrible and tomb wader is almost as bad as Sewer or Later, it seems that VV struggle with the interior small tunnel like levels.
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>>378219005
Watch the actual video, the lighting is totally fucked, and the new water is garbage, the old water was actually wavy and translucent, the new water is just flat and completely opaque.
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>>378218746
low iq detected
the remake has less wall pictures, less detailed pictures (less detailed than a ps1 texture). the tile floor textures also have less detail
There's distance fog creeping in 5 feet ahead

it looks like shit and you are gay
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am i the only one who thinks the jumping in crash felt like shit, that weird front flip he does fucks with the sense of momentum
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>>378215942
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>>378218737
Its using a game engine made by a talented Sonicfag that is based on the Saturn's capabilities only with HD resolutions and real transparencies.
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>>378218671
>1998
>crash bandicoot 3 comes out
>great water effects
>amazing use of textures
>developers pushed the ps1 to its technical limits

>fast forward 19 years
what happened?
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>>378214908
Why do I have the feeling that a lot of kids will be disappointed when they notice that it's just crash bandicoot.
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>>378218931
Should I get the steelbook?
I want to give the Yakuza series a go for real. I played a few hours of five and LOVED the atmosphere. I really didn't want to keep going 5 games in so I dropped it though.
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>>378219141
Low intelligence people give themselves simple reasons for things they dont understand

You dont understand why i dont like the way it looks, so you tell yourself it must be bait, or he must be a nintendo fan, then you feel content again
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>>378218968
Don't get me wrong, the game'll be good. It's just not something that would be remotely possible on the Saturn, even if Sega actually tried to make a 2D Sonic game.
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>>378219216
The skylanders team happened
And because this is going to sell like crap, because it is crap, it means it wont re-kickstart the crash franchise
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>>378219054
Switch Victim detected
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idk if I'm blind but I'm really not seeing whats wrong with this. I wont buy it but it regardless, but from hearing the devs talk about it, I feel like they have a pretty good grasp of what a good HD remake should be.

I can agree the lighting is kinda meh in some places.
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>>378214908
Why are people hyped for this garbage? The original games fucking sucked ass
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>>378215942
This is what I've been saying since day one. It looks like a fan game and very Unity.
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>>378219106
Yeah, the old water is better, but I am still buying the game.

>>378219107
No, those walls are all engraved now. Look close.
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>>378214908
I wanted a classic Spyro sequel or remaster but this is fine too.
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>>378219272
but I do understand anon
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>>378219370
>this is going to sell like crap
Guaranteed 2+ million.
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>>378219495
Sonygros have literally nothing else to be hyped for.

I'm not kidding, this E3 looks pretty atrocious for Sony.
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>/v/ shits on 3 crash games with completely remade graphics for 40 dollars
>then turns around and sucks nintendo off for barely touching up a mediocre zelda game and charging 60 dollars
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>>378218305
holy shit, its almost like the temple is suppose to be new and not look dirty or in ruins since this game is about time travel and you are traveling to the past omg
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>>378219754
>2 million sales
>50 million consoles
>good
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>>378217338
It is an example of great gameplay being shackled to a shitty script and characters. Granted, writing isn't that important to the enjoyment of a game. But considering that the original had such stellar banter and humor, one can't help but be disappointed by how they changed it. I'm also still angry over how generic they made the soundtrack.
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>>378215942
Is this a pasta?
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>>378219932
>bloodborne 2
>god of war
>uncharted dlc
>horizon dlc

uh huh
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>>378219932
>Bloodborne 2
>Spoderman
>Days Gone
>Gran Turismo
>Uncharted Standalone Expansion
I didn't even bother to think about it.
This year is another complete write-off for Nintendo fans.
And the XBOX is already on life support with no games whatsoever, let alone exclusives.
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It looks like it was made in fucking unity
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>>378220106
>Uncharted dlc
Are we still pretending that uncharted 4 was a good game?
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>>378220106
>having to get excited for DLC
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>>378214908
It's fucking Crash Bandicoot. It's game of the nothing, just as it always was, because it's a boring, barebones, primitive piece of shit.
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>>378219941
That and the same Mario Kart game. It's pretty fucking hilarious.
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>>378220178
Are you still butthurt about it?
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>>378220318
Butthurt that I wasted 60 dollars on the worst game in the series? Yes, yes I am. Uncharted 4 was fucking trash.
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>>378219941
>Completely ignoring the fact that the originals look better than the remake

guess the silent hill remakes were good too :^)
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>>378220372
That's a pretty hot opinion.
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>>378220372
>worst game in the series
lel
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>>378215942
I've been generally okay with it, but Tomb Wader looked abysmal.
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I can get why some people think the aesthetics are a bit off. Some levels look alright. Some like Tomb Wader could be better. Personally speaking, I still want it, just for making Crash 1 up to par finally, with 2 and 3 with all they're adding to it, and the new features in general for the games. I just wish people acknowledge the good changes they've been making as well. Also they clearly do listen to criticism, so who knows.
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>>378220505
>>378220549
>I like games that are mostly cutscenes that don't even have interesting stories to tell
The story sucked ass, and there was more cutscene than gameplay. If you think this was a good game, you are a retard.
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>>378220790
I like you
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>>378218005
its cool to go to v every few months and see how insane the angry circlejerk is currently
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>>378220048
>Granted, writing isn't that important to the enjoyment of a game
It is important when there's at least one or more characters that are constantly talking while you're trying to play the game.
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>Tfw 2017 GOTY was confirmed at E3 2016.

Zelda is undoubtedly GOTY.
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I'd wait til the game comes out before making stupid assumption about how the game looks bad
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>In a interview about Warped they spoke about how they'd "tried to get the vehicle handling as close as they could, but there were times where they could "improve" the handling"

Great so they're nerfing the platinum relics basically.
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>>378215942
You're not. There just fucking desperate shills trying to promote this shitty game. Same with the countless Far Cry threads.
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Funny how everyone cherry picks one level and bases the whole game on that.

I don't see anyone complaining about the future levels or Orange Asphalt. Or pretty much any level from Crash 1 to 2, asides from the blatantly unfinished Sewer or Later
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>>378218439

I'm 33 and my dad buying me crash 1 wit part of his income tax return was a highlight of my gaming life. Nice try faggot. The series was never that highly praised
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>>378218442
>>378218652
>>378221248
>mfw we never get Coco dancing the old way with the proper thrusts.
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>>378221430
Wrong
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>>378221196
Even if that were to end up the case, Platinum Relics in 1 and 2 will be hard though. Those games were not designed for Time Trials in mind.

>TFW Slipper Climb Platinum Run.
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>>378221354
They just love complaining about things that they will never get. They won't buy this game, they just want to complain just to complain. That's how most of them are. The game's almost done but it still looks good with some issues they need to fix.
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>>378214908
>anything but one of the best games ever created winning GOTY
Keking at your life senpai
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>>378221443
She does her own style dance
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>>378214908
WOAW
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>>378221471
>>378221471


I'm not wrong nigga. I'm glad your on the hype machine though. I love crash 1 and 2. Got me through the chickenpox.
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>>378221563
Zelda was actual liquid shit.
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>>378221354
My only problem with Orange Asphalt is the camera, look at the parts where Crash jump off the ramps.
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I really wonder what this games reception on /v/ would be like if it was multiplat.
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>>378221443
At least they went to the effort of having her do something this time. Always annoyed me that she just stood there in the original.
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>>378221554
Oh are they adding relics to 1&2? Well I'm fucking sold then. Definitely will pick it up if it comes to PC.
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>>378221563
>*cof* *cof* a-anyone remember me?
Game of the month AT BEST.
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>>378221563
I really loved Zelda, though it had its flaws, and if it had been the past 3 years I easily could've seen it winning.

It's going up against a monster though.
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>>378219230
I think the steelbook is the only version for launch. I mean its only 30 bucks anyways.
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>>378221825
Yeah. Crash 1 and 2 have Relics now in the remakes now.
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>>378221747
It is multiplat.
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oops, i posted the wrong pic
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>he's hyped for this trash
>he doesn't know for each area includes remixes of a previous level that includes usually the same beginning sequence that lasts for 2-3 min

enjoy sonyggas, you truly don't remember the game do ya
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>>378221673
Dude people loved and praised the shit out of Crash. Hence why they started working on the sequel as soon as possible. The games were regarded as 'Mario killers'

I'm sorry but to say that Crash wasn't praised or anything of the like is blatantly wrong. They pumped out 4 games on a 3 game contract. They even got Universal to agree to a 4th game and the relationship between Universal, Sony and ND was horrid. (Example they had to finish warped in a hallway once they notified Universal that they didn't want to work under them after their last game.)
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>>378221923
No because then /v/ would be sucking it's dick.

It's not multiplat, get that thought out of your head before you get disappointed
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>>378221563
Literally this. Even if I wasn't a fanboy, you're wrong if you think anything but this will be GOTY.
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>>378221923
We could have had a HD remake with extra levels or something that was enough, what was the point of wasting soooo much time just for pretty graphics ?
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I played this piece of shit on an emulator recently, and I'm wondering why exactly anyone hyped for it. Is it because of nostalgia? Because these games fucking suck
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>>378222639
What don't you like about it

Also how did you play a game that isn't out yet?
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>>378222709
I played the original, obviously. It was boring, simplistic shit. You literally just run forward and jump/spin at things. It's like a fucking browser based flash game but with 3D graphics. Why is anyone excited for this garbage?
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>>378222890
Did you 100% it or just complete the main game. The real challenge comes from solving box puzzles, finding secrets, and conquering harder paths. The main game where you just progress through the levels simply is by no means the meat of the game.

What kind of games do you like anon?
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>>378222890
Not him but if you mean Crash 1, that game is honestly a bit meh compared to 2 and 3 which are steps up in comparison (more varied gameplay, unlockable powers/abilities in 3, better controls and features, etc). Though if you try to get the best endings, it gets hard.
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>>378214908
Yup, KH 1.5+2.5 are indeed GOTY.
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>>378222072
Crash was on the simpsons. Mario never was.
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>>378222890
Same can be said for Mario and Sonic
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>>378223613
And?
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>>378222890
Did you just play the first level? Why is this thread so full of retarded faggots begging for attention?
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>>378223697
Cultural relevance.
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>>378223729
It's like 5 people who are butt hurt about exclusivity and another 5 who just like to stir shit up/talk negative and don't actually care about Crash.
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>>378223729
Look at the post count. If that doesn't scream the fact that people reply to their own posts then I don't know what does
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>>378221554
>slippery climb time trial

Actually, I bet the lab and night time trials will be hard because it's a straight hallway with very few boxes, if you don't book it right to the end
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>>378221554
>mfw they include Stormy Ascent in Crash 1
>Time Trial on Stormy Ascent
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>>378223589
Go to sleep Nomura lmfao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqp4SSHJSx4
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>>378223613
Do you mean the episode with Lisa playing Dingo Dash or whatever??
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>>378223613
>Mario never was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjanxZiVkvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1ZCUkgjCpM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HBRVvdg2a4
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What other levels do you want them to show off next time?
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>>378225654
Deep trouble please

Makin waves

And for the love of God Snow Go, please
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I'm spinnin' round like I'm Crash. fvck with me n thats yo azz
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She looks shorter with a bigger head now. What happened?
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>mfw N. Gin's one of my oldest husbandos, and now he looks like something out of ClayFighter

This feels worse than when they removed obj_motherfucker's scream
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>>378218920
unhand her Dan backslide!
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>>378226659
She got cuter.
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>>378224815
>time trial
>stops to kill enemies
triggered
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>>378216467
The remaster also suffers from inconsistency in terms of the quality of the assets. Which is another thing I'd argue detracts from the visual impression.
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>everyone bitching about whether the game looks good or not, or how it's not worth 40 bucks or something
>I'm just sitting here hyped for it, but because I'm a poorfag I'll have to buy it on sale like a year from release
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>>378226753
would have been better had they kept him closer to concept art

fix the shape of his face, eye symmetry and maybe redo the hair. then it would be perfect
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>>378216012
Yeah because the internet wasn't much of a thing back when the originals were coming out and the newest crash game until now was back in 2009.
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>>378228054
I still don't have a PS4 yet but will buy one later this year. I'm still going to get the game and wait to play it.
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>>378226960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anTdXmFgzvA&t=1s
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>>378228196
>>378228368
>>378228732
I require moar or sauce.
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>>378228368
>>378228732
>>378228996
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Crash is a horrible overrated series for duumb assholes
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>>378228996
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>remaster
this is a remake, learn the difference.
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Who /gonna enjoy it besides what vee says because fun things are fun/ here?
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>>378229218
>Paying furfags.
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>/v/ getting this upset over fucking Crash Bandicoot
You all need to rethink your lives.
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>>378228054
>mfw people like this anon and myself simply get to enjoy playing video games instead of autistically raging about them 24/7 on a japanese roleplaying forum
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>>378228143


Been using the Internet on gaming sites since about 99. Crash was not considered a top tier classic game til very recently. I notice these things also because the games went up in value bigly from being extremely common and cheap.
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>>378228060
That really would've been perfect.

At least the way N. Sane Trilogy's Gin's missile rotates around as he moves is a neat detail
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>>378224815
>motorbike controls are still complete shit
Yeah this whole thing is pointless.
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>>378229218
post the uncensored version somewhere pal
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>>378221887
that's another fan remake, try again
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>>378230554
thanks man
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>>378229218
POST THE UNCENSORED SOMEWHERE

MEGA

MEDIAFIRE

/TRASH/

RULE34HENTAI

I DON'T CARE JUST POST IT
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>>378230554
>those "nipples"
Not worth the weight.
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>>378220790
but nothing can be worse than Uncharted 1, which has a shit story, boring repetitive gameplay and an uninteresting setting.
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>>378230751
GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY ANON
POST IT ALL
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>>378230554
jesus christ

I literally posted a minute late asking for it

>>378230751
Nah, keep going
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>>378230554
>>378230751
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>>378230554
How is this sexually arousing?
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>>378230751
This isn't Crash Bandicoot, get the fuck out!
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>>378230751
Now THESE are nipples actually worth censoring.
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SOMEBODY'S GETTING A PROMOTION
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>naked tits
Who let the shit taste in this thread?
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became a patreon for nitro in honour of a anon's sacrafice

1$ a month for coco tits is not a bad deal
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>>378214908
>not even half way through the year
>people talking about GOTY
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>>378231194
Source?
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>>378231285
All of this is the same artist, you retard
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Keep this heresy posting
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Is this really the only way to get these? A guy sacrificing himself to dump them?
Other than paying for them
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>>378231319
Chill out faggot.
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>>378225734
That's excellent
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>>378231439
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>>378231429
If the dumbass had half a brain, he'd make a thread on /trash/ and then link us there.

I'm grateful but he's dumb.
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>>378214908
>>378216556
>>378216263
>>378216390
>>378227192
>neo-/v/ doesn't know the difference between remasters and remakes
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>>378217173
>Nintendo is Pixar
>But Ratchet and Clank looks amazing
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Every thread
Every fucking Crash thread just fucking dissolves into a porn thread.
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>>378218305
looks great. nothing better in life than having low standards
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>>378231439
>>378231561
I want to cringe, but this is kinda neat aswell.
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>>378231713
Seems fine to me
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>>378231767
You shall be remembered.
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>>378231713

Anything other than le Simpsons posting and it's all good.
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>>378231767
check all the boxes next to your explicit posts, delete them and get your ass to >>>/trash/
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>>378231713
Well, is that or people being so mad and bitch about everything.
So....
Thats probably why it devolve into porn at the end
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>>378219216
It happens with all remasters/remakes for whatever reason. They make them all new and shiny but they forget to preserve the visual detail and acuity that the original had. I mean for fuck sake in the recent Ratchet and Clank remake they couldn't even be fucked animating a fish eating Ratchet properly and they made a trophy out of it. Keeping in mind back in 1996 Crash 1 was able to animate a plant eating Crash complete with him travelling down its gullet.

How and why they let these talentless hacks near remasters and remakes is beyond me, and no one EVER calls them out for it. People just see OOOH SHINY and ignore how simple and unrefined the graphics and animations actually are.
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>>378231946
Im not that guy, but always wonder if its even possible to delete your own post.

Everytime I want to delete something the site say "its to late" and it just dont let me.
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>>378230195
>>378230751
>>378230865
>>378230973
>>378231080
>>378231194
>>378231324
>>378231421
>>378231618
>>378231767
>>378231948

Not Crash, go 2 /trash/
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>>378232107
one of the ones you selected count as Crash.
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>>378231978
Crash threads aren't always bad, sometimes they're quite cosy.
Always furfags just attempting to shit the place up though.
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>>378221354
I have heaps of problems with it. For example the bike when going off a ramp doesn't have that satisfying and weighty thud, I think it quite genuinely makes a BOING sound effect. Also the entire package suffers from Pokemon ORAS syndrome where the soundtrack and sound effects sound distant and weightless. There's no satisfying punch to anything.
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>>378232051
You can select multiple posts and delete them all in one stroke, bruh. Spare yourself the ban, you know you want to come here tomorrow for more endless shitposting.
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>>378223613
He was, in fact I think before Crash, as was Sonic in the same episode.
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>>378232472
Thanks for the microdump, anon. My dick is pleased.
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>>378214908
PS4 is my first sony console.

I've primarily been using it to go through Sony's IPs, i.e TLOU, Uncharted Collection, GoW3, Infamous. Is Crash actually worth a damn? Its gameplay always looked really weak to me.
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>Nitro only has 63 patrons
>no real goals he's trying to meet listed
>can't see shit unless you pay him, so he's using it as a paywall instead of a tipjar
>even then you have to pay 5 dollars for any real bonuses

Sketches & work-in-progress images
Alternative versions/edits (outfit variations etc)
Suggest characters/ideas to draw
Vote on which sketch you'd like to see completed
All artwork available in high-resolution
Join my Patreon Discord server for fun chatty chatty with me and other patrons
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Has a /trash/ thread been made?
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>>378232829
Just google why eye eff eff party
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>>378231978
The last Crash thread was comfy as hell. This one not so much.
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>>378233073
Starting to become irrelevant with pay up front
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>>378233073
I thought that died when every artist started doing the charge-first thing
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>>378215942
>>378220678
It looks better than it did(see >>378220742, for example), but there are some subtle things with the color and lighting that are still off. Granted, this is a problem even with AAA games lately. It's subtle and hard to articulate for a layperson, but as someone who's dipped a toe in digital painting and photography, these are relatively fundamental concepts whose lack of consideration leaves me baffled. Just what kind of people are they hiring these days?
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>>378233073
Artist? There are a lot of shitters.
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>>378233250
it's not an artist, it's a site

used to collect shit hidden behind paywalltreon
enough artists (that made patreon big bucks) complained about it that patreon implemented the pay-up-front shit
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>>378221150
Nope. Horizon Zero Dawn outsold Zelda on both the Switch and the WiiU despite being a new IP.
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>>378233513
I know what yaff.celebration is. I'm asking which artist did the coco and pics in this thread.
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>>378232195

If you mean the filthy monkey, then no.
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>>378216087
Here's a pity (You) since no one else gave you one.
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>>378233650
My bad, the artist is Nitro
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>>378232820
It is from a MUCH simpler time; don't be fooled -- there's zero mechanical complexity to the game, it's all about platforming and judgement.

The series was great back in the day because it was colorful, had incredible level variety, good humor, had great music, simple controls that worked really well, and a simple story. It was a product of its time in every way. Later entries introduced vehicle sections that broke up the on-foot monotony, and the characters in every game had legit personalities that made them memorable. Even now, after having not played the game for something like 15 years, I STILL remember every single character from the first 3 Crash games and most of their dialogue. It was just well done overall.

It remains to be seen if the game holds up nowadays or if its all nostalgia, but I'm pretty excited for it.

tldr don't go in expecting a deeply complex game with a 2deep4u message like TLOU or Witcher.
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>>378233584
>more sales = goty
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>>378233896
Thanks, anon.
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I played Crash in 1996 and it was trash.
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>>378233982
>all these remasters and no crash bash
where the hell is my party game damn it, would be amazing with simple online play
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>>378234131
damn misclick, didnt mean to quote >>378233982
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>>378234061

Maybe you should git gud before you run your filthy mouth, fgt.
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>>378215942
My only major problem is the lack of a circular drop shadow below Crash when jumping because it was absolutely vital to positioning and knowing where you're going to land
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>>378233584
As of April BotW on Wii U and Switch has sold about 700,000 more copies. Nintendo typically sells more in the long run.
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>>378234498
Nevermind, just checked video in OP, they fixed it
Amazing
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>>378230128
You are fucking autistic

It's possible to play games and complain about other gameat the same time
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>>378235361
Who doesn't?
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>>378230531
Official product put out by Sega.

Might be being worked on by people that have done fan products, but that doesn't make this product any less official.
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>>378235461

Those who realize he's not actually retarded, but in reality an extremely practical daredevil deserving of mad respect. Obviously the female characters are rather shallow, so they will mock him for his wordless accomplishments, that is until he approaches them and before they know it they're raising his offspring while he's out saving the world again.
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>>378218737
the biggest question for you is why you somehow seem to hold the saturn in high esteem
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>>378215942
>Why am i the only one in the world that can see how cheap and ugly this looks?
>Why am i the only one in the world

How the fuck do you even get by with such a special princess complex?

>>378216671
>>378217656

None of the footage so far is actual ingame quality. Youtube videos have tons of compression.
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>>378236186

Maybe, but Youtube doesn't reduce the game's contrast and saturation.
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>>378232820
Pretty much what the other anon said. They're just really solid platformers. They might've blown your mind if you played them back then but I doubt they'll do much for you now. I'd at least give the originals a shot on an emulator if you're curious.

Now if you have any interest in kart racers on the other hand, you absolutely need to play Crash Team Racing. Best game in the whole genre.
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>>378232820

With a lineup like that, it sounds like you have no interest in platformers, so I'd say no.
>>
The promotional and cover art is SO bad. It looks like the artist exclusively added tone with the burn tool in Photoshop and used some shitty premade brush to paint the fur texture.
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>>378237593
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>>378237201
>Best game in the whole genre.
Ties with Sonic All Star Racing Transformed.
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crash was never good

prove me wrong
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>>378237895
>even pegi agrees
lel
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>>378238120

You prove Crash was never good first, nigger.
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>>378218980
I think it's cause left is 4:3 and right is 16:9
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>>378237895
The shadows are all completely wrong too. Each different coloured bit has pillow shading instead of in a place that would give him some sense of form.
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>>378238281
i tried playing it recently and didn't like it

that's my anecdotal proof
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>>378218572
> obj_motherfucker

I had to look this up as I've seen it in several threads

Top fucking kek
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>>378216012
Crash was always shitty trash only furfags liked. Besides, /v/ never liked crash bandicoot.
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>>378238120
>>378222639
>>378229262
>>378234061
(You)
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>>378238701
Underage faggot
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>>378238561
Did you see some of the other examples?

I believe a couple other file names were
Obj_Asshole
Obj_Willy_You_Fuck
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>>378239384
I just saw what looks like a Kempferzero-drawn Coco in the E3 Squilliam pic, wasn't aware that he came here
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Crash was never good.
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>>378239454
Someone said it wasn't him, it was someone with his art style.
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>>378239639
I've a hard time believing that. It's either Kempfer in denial or someone who's ridiculously good at imitating others
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>>378224671
If that's still Greg Earles, then he's doing a much better job at AkAaku than in the Radical games.
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>>378241161
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>>378241263
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>>378219050
i'm not sure what i'm looking at but jesus fuck this is terrifying.
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>>378241374
>Cortex and Brio did Chernobyl
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>>378218305
>The original actually looks better
>The remaster completely failed to understand what it's remastering
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>>378241263
>That fucking backstory
This is great.
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>>378218462

I wouldn't go that far, but it did remind me of it.
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>>378218931
>>378219230
>>378221917
Zero will be goty
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>>378241263

> Cortex and Brio leave an everlasting trail of murders everywhere they go

Fucking love this back story. Such a shame none of this made it into any game.
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>>378221563
That's not nier
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>>378223980
Don't forget about the level everybody hates.
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>>378223441
Nah 3 is way to gimmicky but still good
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>>378217338
Everybody is allowed their opinion, doesn't mean it's right though.
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>>378230197

Crash Team Racing copies cost more second hand than Final Fantasy 7 in my country.
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>>378230197
No shit because those games including final fantasy were not classics as they were new back then.

Dumbass
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>>378241161
>Cortex is a not a Wombat
>is a not a
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>>378233973
I completed Crash 1 100% the other week for the first time after putting it off so much as being too hard, even though I'd completed 2 and 3 multiple times, I'd say it definitely holds up and my original assumption was incorrect.
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>>378218442
Meh, Fake Crash's dance is way better
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>>378224671

> flicker at 0:40

DEAD ON ARRIVAL
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>>378239384
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>>378243887
I wonder if alter the timing for some of the areas with firepits.
>must jump from one firepit to another
>forced to wait forever to make a risky move because it always seems like one of them lights up nanoseconds before the other dies down
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>>378217680
you should be ashamed of taking shitty jokes seriously
>>
movements look awkward, especially double jumping
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>>378218462
the remaster looks nothing like that
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>>378246583

There just has to be some kind of future story in which we get to see what happened to them. I genuinely think Pinstripe is raising his wife's son, Crash's son.
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looks awesome, im so hyped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKtKUzscIE
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>>378217980
it's not the same level you fucking moron cuck
>>
>>
>>
>seriously being excited for a literal 1:1 port of a twenty year old game
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>>378248070
>thinking its a 1:1 port.
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>>378247163
Most intense race ever if you watch both screens.
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>>378248070
No no no, it's a 1:1 HD port of THREE twenty year old games. Get it right.
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>>378246583
s-stop, 4chin made me like traps, but I don't want to become a furry...
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>>378248349
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>>378248394
f-fug
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>>378218442
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>>378248394
>tfw this is the only artist that makes Tawna look both cute and sexy
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>>378238931
What are those exactly?
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>>378248394
Be careful. Mods remove and ban Bandicoot girls because of some global rule about furries
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>>378214908
What if, besides the three original games, they include a fully original fourth game?
>>
There is """""""""LITERALLY""""""" nothing wrong with the originals

Why are modern gamers such graphics whores?
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>>378249191
its not about playing the originals again but with better graphics
its about reviving the series, bring Crash back into the scene, and continuing the series
why the fuck to people keep thinking its just about the graphics?
plus Crash 1 is getting a better save system and the gem requirement is no longer bullshit, Crash 1 and 2 are getting time trials, and there is the potential of cut content being created for the remasters as a bonus
fuck off
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>>378249594
>reviving a series that had 18 games and died because of its own shortcomings
>let's revive it!
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>>378249952

> its own shortcomings

You mean getting tossed around by various clumsy publishers. Crash Bandicoot's core gameplay never got old, it's just very few developers who can do it correctly.
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>>378247163

> that leather jacket

God, I love PBR materials.
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>>378250105
>>378249952

Crash of the Titans and Mind over Mutant killed the series because they were way way too different from the games that people fell in love with and made Crash a household name back in the day, yes he was a house hold name back in the day,
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>>378248638
asshole was another lab assistant

I think it started of with Obj_Ass for assistant
then they called it asshole to fuck around and it just got more out of hand from there.

Crash's object in road crash is the willy you fuck one.
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>>378249191
They're gauging interest and dosh (as well as polishing up their skills) for a possible new game, you filthy nigger.
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>>378250282
>mfw my grandmother and her friend remember Crash
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>>378250602
>mom loves Crash 2, 3 and CTR despite not having played them in years
>too busy to sit down and play some high quality emulated bandicoont with me
>mfw she honestly believes Coco is Crash's girlfriend and not sister
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>>378250602
>>378251032
>tfw even the Simpsons had a nod to Crash Bandicoot
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>>378251128
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>>378251032
>that spoiler

Most people did. I'm pretty the commercials in Japan passed her off as that
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>>378251032
>>378251281

>implying she isn't
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>>378214908
I know, right? Feels good, man.
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>>378251281
Why can't she be both?
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>>378251484
fuck i forgot this was also coming out
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>>378248070

> 1:1 port

You're so misinformed I bet you voted Hillary, assuming you're even old enough to vote.
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>>378232070
Not all remasters.
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>>378251801
Back to your containment board.
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>>378235361
Coco is so cute.
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>>378252923
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>>378252923
>>378253213
>>378235361
What would it take to earn Coco's undying friendship?
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>>378253925
Knowing IT stuff since she loves it.
Also mfw all those good stuff deleted on this thread.
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>>378218305
>tfw i think the water looks better in the old version
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>>378253213
I like that female bandicoot
>>
Crash games fucking sucked ass minus CTR, Spyro and Ape Escape were better.
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>>378252427

They don't discuss Bendycunt there.
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>>378255524
Not even platformers
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>>378221695
This. Thought I was the only one who noticed
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>>378233668
The one is the Crash girlfriend for the first game.
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>>378231439
I kinda like this
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>>378246583
ok you fucking bastards, what is the name of this artist
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>>378259810
Please kill yourself
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>>378214908
>implying the true GOTY won't be Mario Odyssey

>>378218485
>>378218920
Go back to /pol/ and stay there.
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>>378259810
kempferzero
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>>378254676
it does
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>>378231439
>Tumblr Draws characters of their intended race/decent.
>it comes out good.

A rarity.
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>>378260253
>>378260478
Of course I'm going to kill myself, I'm going to become a furry because of the FUCKING art of this guy posted in these threads
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>First two games look iffy as fuck in remaster
>Warped levels look GOAT

What the fuck is this bizarro world?
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>>378260774
Maybe they still are working on it? The same thing happened when they revealed Crash 1 and 2.
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be honest, you never gave a shit about Coco while playing the games.

only know you realize she was cute and it's all thanks to the remaster model
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>>378261090
>Waves of cute new coco art for the past few months
>remastered coco revealed yesterday
I'm pretty sure people cared for the old coco too.
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>>378216012
I'm the opposite I loved it as a kid but I couldn't give more of a shit about it now.
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>>378215942
sour grapes nintenbro
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>>378261090
Nah, I always thought she was pretty cute

Except for Debi whateverberry Coco

That was fucking awful
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>>378261882
Debi was okay in WoC.
I just feel voice direction took a hit in the Radical-era and she started sounding like an obnoxious feminized Jimmy Neutron.
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>>378215942
A better question is since when do people believe Crash was a good game? It's arguably the worst flagship platformer in console history.
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>>378262108
Shit, she was in Wrath of Cortex? I would've never guessed.
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>>378263051
She has a few playable levels, namely one where she gets chased by a tidal wave on a scooter and one where runs from an avalanche on a snowboard. Too bad she plays like a slowed down, shitty Crash.
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>>378263137
why did this character need to exist and why do people like her?
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>>378263241
People like Nina?
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>>378263241
I don't know why she exists, but people only like her when they change up her design to look less disgusting
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>>378263137
nice art style
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>>378263241
>why did this character need to exist
To make Twinsanity more interesing and fun.
>why do people like her?
Because her dialogues are fun as heck in Tag Team Racing.
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>>378263241
>>378263329
>>378263441
>>378263137
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>>378254192
I'm learning IT stuff in school so I'm good.
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>>378263557
>To make Twinsanity more interesing and fun.
could have cut that entire bad level and character by just making a power-up thats a grapple gun...
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>>378262719

You having a completely irrational and unjustified hatred towards a series doesn't make it right.
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>>378230197
>it wasn't considered a classic when it was still relatively new

no

fucking

shit
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>>378235361
What video was this from?
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>>378263664
>rooftop rumble
>bad (bugs aside)
Fight me faggot.
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>>378264203
that entire school of evil was bad and unnecessary
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>>378264020

Nice mental gymnastics. The games were never discussed or on top all time lists til the last few years.
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>>378264396

This. Terrible setting, completely out of place for Crash Bandicoot.
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>>378263241
>why did this character need to exist
Morality pet for Cortex and character slot for Nitro Kart (she was dummied out when developers changed)
>why do people like her?
On paper she could have been fun to work with: A young girl who adores animals, but accidentally crushes them with her hideous cyborg super-strength. Her original design was ugly-cute and often romanticized by fan artists, while her redesign was much more pleasant to look at.
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>>378264857
>Morality pet for Cortex and character slot for Nitro Kart (she was dummied out when developers changed)
yeah, thats why Traveler's Tales was a shit developer and Vicarious Visions is so base
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>>378264857
>>378265020
Why did you fix your post over one word?
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>>378265050
She *was* in a VV game, however.
Crash Purple. We...shall not discuss these things.
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>>378265192
Because I can? Eh, I guess it doesn't matter. Posting more Nina.
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>>378263664
>anything post Naughty Dog
>canon
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>>378265441
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>>378214908
Despite what all the retards in this thread are saying, I've been a fan since the first crash and I own all the original games. My favourites being crash bash and CTR because I played those with friends a lot.

>Nobody cared about this series until now
Wrong
>Looks like a unity store game
Unity store games look much worse and shorter than this.
>>
but nier automata isn't a remaster
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>>378215942
EVERYONE BUT ME IS A SHEEP
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>>378265520
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>>378263760
>You having a completely irrational and unjustified hatred towards a series doesn't make it right.

When Spyro came out Sony literally threw crash under the bus with ads about the PS1 finally having a good platformer. Everyone that wasn't a braindead toddler though Crash was meh as fuck.
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>>378265884
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>>378266156
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>>378216016
>even has a little poem
wow, all the touches!
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>>378261794
>couldn't give more of a shit
This implies you care to the point where you couldn't even care more.
>>
If 3's warp room looks like that, I can't wait for 2's secret warp room
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>>378266054

> PS1 finally having an N64 esque collectathon

Fixed that for you. Why would Sony even publish Crash Bandicoot and make him the unofficial mascot in the first place, and keep him like that for the PS1's lifespan, if it wasn't good?
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>>378263241
That's not Coco
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>>378266054
It's graphics ran on some kind of voodoo magic at least. if it wasn't for the obvious shitty pixelated PS1 era skyboxes you'd think it was a grainy 64 game. 2/3 avoids this almost entirely
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>>378266649
>and keep him like that for the PS1's lifespan

Except this never happened. They barely spent money pushing the sequel and his treatment on PS2 speaks for itself.

> PS1 finally having an N64 esque collectathon

That's your opinion of the game and I respect it but that's not history. That's revisionism. Crash wasn't an outright failure but the amount of money Sony put into force-feeding it to loyalists proved to be misplaced. It never had a giant fandom. Twisted Metal got better treatment than the Crash franchise.
>>
It needs a button like the Halo remake that instantly switches the graphics back to the superior original.
It also needs a button that ejects the game in to the trash and lets you play CTR instead.
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>>378267176

All fucking spinoffs must fucking hang.
>>
>>378267131

If Sony spent no money pushing the sequel, why did it outsell the original?

Either Sony did do that, or Crash Bandicoot did indeed have a big fandom. Either one or both.

Also, why did Spyro consistently sell fewer copies than Crash?
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>>378267131
are you retarded? Crash was huge and a massive success for the PS1, Sony supported it right up until their deal with Universal was over, after that they, and every game on the PS1 was praised, and scored really well
it was only after Sony was no longer involved that the series started declining
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>>378267176
>It needs a button like the Halo remake that instantly switches the graphics back to the superior original.

They would need the original source code in order to do that. And I don't think they have it.
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>>378267346
CTR is fun as heck it's one of the best spin-offs ever made. Hell, it's one of the best racing games ever made.
The game is fast, has a high fucking skill ceiling, and not even Mario Kart is close to it
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>>378267712

All of that is true, but it's not a platformer.
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>>378267646
the guy from VV on Kinda Funny's video said Sony let them have the original grayscales of the levels from the original games, they could have asked for the source code im sure
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>>378267827
Last I heard the source code was lost or something like that.
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>>378267346
>hating on the best crash game
y tho
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>>378267958
>lost

I don't think throwing it out because you're "too mature" for such games counts as losing it
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>>378267553
>>378267628

I never said Spyro was better nor am I equating popularity with quality. I'm just roundabout pointing out that the idea that crash is a universal classic is some revisionist horseshit brought on by this remaster hype. Before the announcement of the remasters not even nostalgia brought it up. The idea that a remaster of something like Crash being GOTY is ridiculous.
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>>378229014
just look up coco on e621
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>>378268208
and im just saying you are full of shit
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>>378268208

I've been here since 2010, and Crash Bandicoot has gradually gotten more and more popular here and on /vr/. No remake in sight at that point.
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>>378260657
desu fair his work work is really cute.
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>>378268416
Look anon. I believe you enjoyed the game. The fact remains that the Crash fanbase has been silent at best pre remaster announcement. I'm sorry very few people are genuine super fans of the original.
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>>378268208
>I never said Spyro was better nor am I equating popularity with quality. I'm just roundabout pointing out that the idea that crash is a universal classic is some revisionist horseshit brought on by this remaster hype.

I must have missed all those Crash games that came out since PS1.
>>
>>378268669
I posted "to be" not desu, wtf
>>
>>378268769
lets be honest, you posted to be honest
>>
>>378268727
>implying halo is a universal classic
>implying CoD is a universal classic
>>
>>378268721
>Crash fanbase has been silent
but this is just false, all ps3 people have been asking for a new Crash game, where have you been?
what is your definition of "silent"?
>>
>>378268572
That makes perfect sense to me since the people that would gradually be coming on to 4chan in the past 7 years would have been children who didn't know any better when Crash came out.
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>>378268823
I probably did desu senpai, kinda sleepy at the moment.
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>>378268985
>Halo: CE isnt concidered a classic
ok you just lost all credibility
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>>378269041
>what is your definition of "silent"?
Not well represented in general vidya discussion.
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>>378269149
>ok you just lost all credibility

With who?

Xbox fans? Halo CE was literally one of the biggest disappointments in FPS history.
>>
>>378269373
On its release Halo broke sales records; by April 8, 2002, a little under five months after its release, one million units had been sold: this pace was faster than that of any previous sixth-generation console game.[86] During the two months following Halo's release, the game sold alongside more than fifty percent of Xbox consoles. By July 14, 2003, the game had sold three million copies worldwide, and by January 28, 2004, it had reached four million copies. As of November 9, 2005, Halo has sold over five million copies worldwide.
Halo gained positive reviews; on Metacritic, it currently holds an aggregated score of 97 out of 100, based on reviews from 68 professional critics. Ste Curran's review for Edge praised the game as "the most important launch game for any console, ever" and commented, "GoldenEye was the standard for multiplayer console combat. It has been surpassed." GameSpot claimed that "Halo's single-player game is worth picking up an Xbox for alone," concluding, "Not only is this easily the best of the Xbox launch games, but it's easily one of the best shooters ever, on any platform." IGN remarked similarly, calling Halo a "can't miss, no-brainer, sure thing, five star, triple A game." AllGame editor Jonathan Licata praised Bungie for doing "a remarkable job with Halo, taking many successful elements from previous standouts in the genre to make one very playable game". Among the specific aspects that reviewers praised were the balance of weapons, the role of drivable vehicles, and the artificial intelligence of enemies.
The game received numerous Game of the Year awards, including those of the Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences, Electronic Gaming Monthly, Edge, and IGN. The British Academy of Film and Television Arts awarded Halo "Best Console Game," and Rolling Stone presented it with their "Best Original Soundtrack" award. According to Xbox.com, the game received a total of 48 awards.
...
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>>378218598
maybe he means ctr and bash
of course he doesnt
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>>378270265
cont.

Although Halo's overall reception was largely positive, the game received criticism for its level design. GameSpy commented, "you'll trudge through countless hallways and control rooms that all look exactly the same, fighting identical-looking groups of enemies over and over and over...it is simply frustrating to see a game with such groundbreaking sequences too often degenerate [into] this kind of mindless, repetitive action." Similarly, an article on Game Studies.org remarked, "In the latter part of the game, the scenarios rely on repetition and quantity rather than innovativeness and quality." Eurogamer concluded, "Halo is very much a game of two halves. The first half is fast, exciting, beautifully designed and constantly full of surprises. The second half is festooned with gobsmacking plot twists and great cinematics but let down by repetitive paint by numbers level design." Halo was released prior to the launch of Xbox Live, and the lack of both online multiplayer and bots to simulate human players was criticised by GameSpy; in 2003 GameSpy included Halo in a list of "Top 25 Most Overrated Games of All Time."
Halo's PC port garnered mixed reactions and received a score of 83% on Metacritic. GameSpot stated that it was "still an incredible action game ... [and] a true classic," awarding it 9.0 out of 10. It received a score of 8.2 out of 10 from IGN, who stated, "If you've played the game on the Xbox, there's not much for you here." Eurogamer called the game "a missed opportunity," but stated that the online multiplayer component was "a massive draw ... for Halo veterans."


PC version wasnt as praised as the xbox version, but to say the game is a disappointment because some PCmaaster race didnt like it is just ignorant and asinine

you are full of shit
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>>378268120
how does one do this? Like there must be a trick to maintain top speed for that long that I don't know of.
>>
>>378253925
A muffin would probably help
>>
>>378271809
Some turbo pads are glitched, or give way to much turbo boost, this is one of them. As long as you don't jump off it and land on it boosted it's boost will last longer so long as you don't turbo again, either from powersliding or a large jump
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>>378268120
MK fag since the original. I've gotta try this shit someday. If it's really better than MK then that's fucking phenomenal. Does it emulate well enough?
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>>378272349
It emulates fine. I need to record more new footage.
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>>378271809
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>>378215942
I think it looks great. Don't like it don't buy it.
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>>378238028
boats and planes suck ass in that games, and the nights level blows dicks
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>>378217061
go home, nerd
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>>378218005
Allah.

Bomb yourself.
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