Hey anon, I hear you've been pirating my games....

>>378186259
Haha, it's ok, I owned the game on disk so I figured I, why buy something I already own, ya know bro?

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What? That's illegal!

>>378186346
ummm it doesn't work like that, sweetie

>>378186259
>implying I want your trash games anywhere near my computer

Begone Todd

>>378186259
I pirate most games though

Pirate? You couldn't pay me to play your shit games.

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I pirate games, but I always buy them when I can tell the developers put a lot of effort and care into them. Like Besthesda, just as an example

>>378186702
Agreed. Doom was worth paying for.

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>>378186259
>I prefer NV over FO4

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>>378186259
Todd, my son. You must let go the corruption and greed that blinds you. Only then can you take the first steps to understanding the CHIM as I have. You may think me the fool but, my door is always open to you if you wish to learn.

Only New Vegas, friend.

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Hands up pirate scum

>>378186259
>bought Fallout 3 and 4 full priced
>pirated New Vegas

What the fuck is wrong with me

>>378186259
Would that be deadly IRL?

>>378186259
Even if I pirated your games Todd I would still feel ripped off.

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>>378186997
It's people like you that have kept me from pulling this pin. You know what would help though, buddy? If you would just ask a few friends to buy a few copies as well. Now don't cheap out on me and wait for a sale.

>>378186259
Pirated literally all your games get fucked faggot.

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>>378188080
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!! BUY MY GAME

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who is this bitch and why do i want to eat her ass?

>>378186259
I can't imagine how Todd would react to these kind of threads. My sides, kek!

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THE TENNO ARE PIRATING MY GAME

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>>378188370

You'll find out later tonight anon

>>378186997
Make sure you pirate the DLC!

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Hey dude, let me and my wife into your home.
We just want to play Fallout 4 with you

>>378188619
Wait... I bought all your games though....

Todd, I bought every single Fallout game on steam.

I got Fallout 3 on PS3 and PC as well..

>>378188316
Its your mother, everyone has that reaction and she lets them

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>>378189089
>steam.

WRONG ANSWER

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>>378189187
You're right, I'll refund them all and pirate them instead and tell my friends to pirate it.

>>378189187
Then what's the RIGHT answer, you fucking retard? I bought Skyrim for PC on Launch day, and you know what was in the box? An install disc to activate it on Steam. I bought Morrowind GOTY a few years later, and it was just a steam activation code in a box.

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>>378186259
I"m sorry, Todd, I'll buy Fallout and all its DLC right away

>>378186259
DO IT FAGGOT!
I'll take you to hell with me!

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So will we see ANYTHING about a new Elder Scrolls at E3? Maybe even a teaser?

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CLANG CLANG

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I downloaded Fallout 4 during this free weekend and I'm going to crack it afterwards

What are you going to do about that Dreamboy?

>>378189541
I can say we have a crew working on assets no questions asked. Nothing that would prove the next game's setting, really.

>>378189541
So you have forgotten that Oblivion, Skyrim, Fallout 3, and Fallout 4 exist already? You should remember they exist, it should be seared into the pain receptors of your brain that they exist.

>>378189720
Huh..?

>>378186259
I just realized I've never seen a pirate version of Todd before.

>>378186259
What are you going to do? Blow us up?

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>>378189876

Blow YOU up. I am immune to such petty concerns as "high explosives"

What would happen if we found a way to pirate Todd himself?

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>>378189541
Good news, anon! I heard that ESO is going to add a spear weapon class and that it will be announced at THIS E3! Now's a good time to subscribe to ESO and buy the Morrowind expansion.

>>378189780
Why the fuck would they ever want an even worse abomination that is sightly shinier?

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>>378190025
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

>>378186259
No Todd, actually i'm just playing the free weekend of Fallout 4. I'm on track to beat it before the trial ends sunday!

>>378189129
Ann is pure. PURE!

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Hey babe......

The only Elder Scrolls games that I have are 1 and 2 and these are free in the Bethesda site

Find the Todd

>>378186259
You heard wrong, Todd. The only Bethesda games I have are ones I've purchased (TES III-V, Fallout 3 and NV, Battlespire, and Redguard) or ones you gave me for free (Skyrim Special Edition, Arena, and Daggerfall).

Let's be clear: I have pirated games before, but I've never pirated your games.

>>378186259
Todd, I'll buy Skyrim again if you put it on gog.com.

Yeah, I pirated Fallout 4. It sucked.

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>>378190263
here we go, where is he hiding at?

>>378186259
I finally bought your game, Todd. It's on sale. I hope you're happy.

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>>378190337
Is that to easy?

>>378190337
right by her leg

Sorry Todd, I am gonna play ARMS instead

I'm glad you gave me the free weekend for Fallout 4 Todd, it allowed me to try it out before downloading the crack.

>>378188851
I'd love to, but I don't have a computer or console to play it on. Nice of you to visit, though!

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>>378190420
>>378190337
posting the unedited version.

>>378190420
in the pocket

>>378186259
Todd, you realize that Oblivion came out over a decade ago and Skyrim came out like 7 years ago? I pirated Morrowind Todd, fucking Morrowind.

Just give me another fucking Elder Scrolls and I'll probably buy it like a good goy. Unless you voice the protagonist.

>>378186259
>Buying games in Early Access state

Go fuck yourself. It's cheaper than hiring a prostitute

>>378190621
>Unless Godd Howard himself voices the protag
>This is a negative

What?

>>378186259
On a scale of 1 to 10, how amusing is this meme now that it has been spammed more than Pepe? You won't get the normies/redditors out unless you post gore you know

>>378186259

No, actually Todd I've been pirating TV/movies because at least games offer me 20hrs+ of entertainment and thus justify their cost vs. $20-30 for a 2hr movie or $30-40 for 12 hours of lackluster wannabe movies (aka. GoT).

You entertain me Todd and you prove that your product at least equals your sales price and for that I forgive all your future transgressions.

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Post rare Todds

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>>378191115
Rarest one I have

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>>378191115
I had the honor of witnessing the birth of this beauty

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>>378191115

>>378191334
Me too, anon.

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>>378186259
Don't flatter yourself todd.

I wouldn't waste the bandwidth.

I wonder if TESVI will even be a whole country at this point.

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>>378191115
Can I get a quick rundown?

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>>378186873
I'm sorry todd. this must end. I shall use the power of chim so that every living being on the planet shall have a copy of Skyrim ultimate edition and fallout 4 with the proper computer to play said games on. I do this, not to hurt you, but to save you.

>>378189720
What? I have never heard of those games before.

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>>378191115

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>>378191115

>>378188851
Eh I dunno Todd your wife is kinda ugly I don't want her to scare my dog

>>378186259
I've had nightmares about Todd recently, he's always trying to get in.

I've never played a Bethesda game.

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>>378192490
You are the chosen one anon

The one to carry my legacy, to carry my work

>>378186259
Todd doesn't deserve threads in his honour every single day.

>>378192974
You're right.
Should be every single hour.