Vidya mischief

>get game
>never ever play it
This is me every time

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>>378182198
>Play CS:GO
>Push to talk
>Fart

DEVILISH

>"Anon get on mic"
>Tell them I don't have a mic
>I actually do

>>378182198
you scamp you!

>Blow bubbles in my choco milk with a straw over the mic
>"Woah that was a good rip"

>Play FIFA online
>Build up good rapport during match, act friendly and normal
>Call the guy a faggot beaner loudly at the end of match and then block him like a little girl
>After initial excitement reflect on how pathetic I am for finding this amusing

I hate myself

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>>378182629
>Play League or Overwatch
>Wait for the weakest player to show themselves
>Pick on the fucker until he's as miserable as I am watching his shit play

I genuinely get offended when some cunt has the audacity to be shit around me

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>made up bugs and submit them on the bugtracker

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>get vusual novel
>play it using guide to get to the lewd scenes

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>>378182783
>flank as roadhog in QP
>kill a guy
>spawncamp him
>no one ever comes to help him
>keep killing him till he leaves

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>>378182198
>play csgo
>get matched with shitters and want to leave
>tell them to kick me because I'm having a "family emergency"
>none of my family have contacted me for several years

>>378183028
devilish