what went wrong?

13 years ago your mom fucked your dad

>>378178164
Not much

>>378178309
fpbp
/thread

Le open world meme, combined with offensively slow running and climbing.

>>378178164
the horse mini games, like in every other zelda

PS2 graphics

>>378178164
No real dungeons or bosses.

Too many combat trials (Would be good if they were varied, but instead its just sentinals every time)

Broken difficulty
Bad frame rate
Shitty last boss

that's it, the game's more or less perfect otherwise

no sidequests
shitty music and "dungeons"
no heart pieces
no collectibles
giant empty open world
I still have my switch too, holdin out hope for that metroid that I deep down know is bs

>>378178164
Dungeons were glorified puzzle rooms

Should've had more dungeons like Hyrule Castle instead.

>>378178309
fucking savage
/thread

>>378179083
>do gerudo first
>okay camel was short and the boss was easy but that was cool as fuck
>the other three are dumpster tier with even easier bosses

fuck me

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>>378178309
DESTROYED

>>378180724
Thunderblight Ganon was the best boss, but I thought the elephant was the best of the divine beasts.

>>378178164
Main quest bosses don't get stronger each time you kill one.

>>378178164
Music
Dungeons
Weapon durability
Empty world
Shit fps

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>>378180724
lightning ganon was the best boss desu. it required the most attention and shocking him with his own pillars was 10/10. He's going to be a bitch to fight on hard mode.

>>378178164
The final boss

What the fuck did they do to Ganon?

They could've had a great moment with a surprise Ganondorf appearance but instead they took the sort of unique mechanical spider ganon and made him into another giant boar.

>>378178309
squadallah

>>378181375
Currently stuck on this dude. Mostly his second faze where he cloaks himself in lightning is fucking me up. Everything does so much goddam damage too.

>>378178309
destroyed

>>378181713
They made reference to Ganon outgrowing Ganondorf more than once. That would be retarded.

>>378179083
You haven't even played it.

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>>378178164
Not much. It managed to make the open world exploring actually interesting by providing a well designed sandbox where a lot of things interacted in meaningful ways. It then provided a fairly large amount of content with which to interact with said content.

Most of the shit people complain about is ancillary bullshit that completely misses the point of the game and would drag it down otherwise, like it lacking proper dungeons or the music being sparse.

>>378178406
>offensively slow running and climbing
>he doesn't use climbing gear and haste potions
>he doesn't ride atop his loyal steed
>he doesn't hitch rides on stasis boulder
How can one man be so casual?

>>378178309
This was better when you said your dad didn't bust a nut in her mouth.

>>378180526
>no sidequests
90% of the game sidequests m8
>no heart pieces
4 spirit orbs = heart container
>no collectibles
Ok now you're just baiting
>giant empty open world
>dragons and shit
>empty

>>378178309
I wanna be in the reddit screenshot.

>meme trap peach

>>378178164
they forgot to add things to do besides grind shrines

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>>378178309
Absolutely btfo, OP.

>>378184698
The litany of sidequests

>>378183182
He didn't outgrow Ganondorf. He just got so sick of losing he became an entity of pure hatred. Knocking him back to sanity and having him resume his original form would've been much cooler than what we got.

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>>378178164
not enough loli hentai

The ending made no fucking sense

>>378185338
>she's really 100 years old!
Tell that to the inmates in cell block D

Frame rate and minor nuisances like not all clothes being dyable and certain items being perma-losable.

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>>378185505
if it makes you feel better I wish she really was 6

>>378185196
That would be going back and scaling his own power down, hes much more destructive in his Malice form than when using a mortal body.

>>378185657
>not all clothes being dyable
Everything generic is dyeable, understandable that they don't want you to dye certain things
>certain items being perma-losable
Like what?

Breath of the Wild takes nearly every gameplay concept I hate and puts it in one game - replacing the things I like. Instead of an arsenal of weapons that prioritize utility over combat, we get breakable weapons that are disposible and unoriginal. Instead of a tight narrative that leads you from cleverly designed setpiece to cleverly designed setpiece, you get almost no narrative and nothing that even comes close to matching a traditional Zelda dungeon. Instead of an interesting, vibrant world with great art design, you get a big, empty world with copy/pasted art assets and a checklist of collectibles that aren’t hidden in any particularly interesting way.

>>378185687
>>378185505
>>378185338
That thing's barely human-like anyway.

>>378185757
Kite shield, most of the forest dweller stuff.
Also, I wanna run around as red Hero of Time or dye the champion tunic, why the fuck can't I? Also last boss fight sucks, and there's too many fucking blessing and test of strength shrines.

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>>378185861
how about a Finley then?

>>378185890
>Kite shield
I've seen those laying around Tabantha
>forest dweller stuff.
All of that stuff is laying around Korok Forest

>>378179083
Nah, it's not perfect otherwise. A lot of the trials that aren't combat shrines are blessing shrines and worthless since anything you get from them is outclassed by shit you can just get easily by killing some lynels. The melee combat only has a single combo per weapon, which makes each weapon feel much more limited than swords in previous games; you can't do thrusts (only spears can, and that's all they can do) or any sort of different swings, or even move while you swing your sword, making it feel even more limited than even OOT sword-wise. The overworld size is wasted entirely on hiding just shrines in otherwise potentially interesting places to explore instead of having any actual caves or hidden dungeons to explore that aren't the same recycled bullshit. Like, when I find the cave with the leviathan bones in the mountains, the entrance to the area looks fucking sick due to looking so ancient and uncharted, but when you actually make your way in all you get is a blessing shrine. there's no grand adventure into unknown hidden spaces to be had beyond what's observable outside and it's a total buzzkill.

Flurry Rush is a terrible mechanic that significantly reduces any tension combat has as well.

A lot of the sidequests are basically shitty fetch quests and there's barely anything on par with MM sidequests

The story is poorly handled and fails to make any of the characters interesting or particularly endearing. The dialogue within dungeons telling me how many terminals I have left is grating.

It's a good game, but it's nowhere close to perfect.

>>378185709
>hes much more destructive in his Malice form than when using a mortal body.
>Dark Beast is one of the easiest Ganon fights ever''

Really makes me think

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>>378183847
>if you're not autistic and do all these autistic things then you're a casual

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>>378186195
Well, it successfully destroyed an otherwise very good climax. So, I guess that's something.

>>378186263
>playing the game creatively
>autistic

>>378186195
Blame Zelda and the Triforce. Imagine a Hyrule where Zelda dies before you leave the chamber of resurrection.

>>378178164
>too many blessing shrines
>too many combat shrines
>too few enemies
>terrible, clunky interface and control scheme
>dungeons too short and simple
>bosses too homogeneous
>sidequests are all grab X of Y item
>underwhelming final boss

if they could fix these problems in a sequel, the game would be literally perfect

I wish there was more enemy variation. Darknuts would have been cool as fuck.

>>378186612
That was the thing for me. Not enough iconic zelda enemies. Where the fuck are the ReDeads? The Pols Voice? The Poes? The motherfucking Like Likes?

>>378180724
>start with elephant
>go to lizard, eagle, then camel

Pretty sure I ended up doing it in the order that was intended. Eagle was the easiest dungeon by far, but I wasn't too concerned with the puzzle difficulty because the atmosphere surrounding each one was amazing. The best part was that the dungeons themselves were the puzzles instead of just having a couple rooms where you hit a few switches to open a path to the boss.

But >>378181713 got it right. The final fight could have been so much more. Since you were already out in the open, you could have chased Calamity Ganon all across the land as he rampaged through the towns.

>make it through camel
>get my shit kicked in
>go back and do the others
>return to exact my revenge

>ctrl-f cinematic

It's ok guys, we're safe. He's not here yet

>>378186825
A lot of people say things like "oh, well every enemy has to drop a weapon, so of course they variety is limited" But I feel like that's just lacking creativity. For example, the poe's lamp could be a weapon, like likes could drop weapons from past
monsters or adventurers they've eaten, and in Twilight Princess reDeads all carried these giant bad-ass cleavers.

And even then, that argument doesn't work because keese, chuchus, octorocks, big guardians, plebblits and taluses don't drop weapons and they're still in the game.

>>378187758
I like the cut of your jib.
There are already enough weapons in the game to where I never felt like I'd be defenseless for long.

>>378187657
>cinematic
>literally have to go out of the way to get most of the cutscenes

Yeah, this game is far from being a movie.

>>378187758
>>378187915
The min-boss wizards are the ones that had the spellcasting rods right?

I didn't really notice the lack of ReDeads and Poes, but now that you mention it they would have been a nice addition to the game. Though most ReDeads were in very specific areas in older Zelda games IIRC.

Like-Likes were missing as well. Those guys would have been annoying as hell since they eat your equipped shield. I think the guardians neutralized a lot of the missing variety, but now that Nintendo saw the game's success I hope they'll include more creatures in future additions instead of pulling a Monster Hunter and leaving out half of the cast from the old games.

>>378188510
You can find magic rods on any wizzrobe
They're common enemies, not bosses

>>378180692
>savage
you realise saying this makes you even younger than 13?

>>378189157
OP you got BTFO, take your L with dignity

>>378178164
idk you tell me OP

Looking to be the most successful Zelda game ever along with the highest praise the series has seen since OoT

I don't think anybody's opinion that actually matter are going to see anything that went wrong.

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>>378178309