SGDQ 2017

Breath of the Wild

That's a man isn't it?

>Chibi has a cute gf but not you

Is there a speedrunner whos not a degenerate.

>>378139117
>gf
loving every laugh

>>378139117

>girlfriend
>girl

Ayy lmao.

the only run I'm excited for is running away

>>378139142
me

>>378137396
That's a man baby

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>>378139117
>g

Blood_Thunder's runs

>>378139117
>girl

(You)

>>378138529
When in doubt

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>>378137396
FREE BONESAW

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Rip

>>378139142
me

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distortion2's ds3 run got canned so im not really that exited for anything

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>>378139142
Bonesaw

and they banned him from running

go figure

>>378139117
>g
>cute

bruh

>>378137396
Titanfall 2 might be alright, there's lots of movement stuff they could do, but they can't just wrong warp to the end

>>378140425
Have you seen the tfall2 speed run? Its amazing. Too bad they can't do it on Master though.

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idc if it's a he
>tfw ywn have a partner this cute

>>378139704
Wait, really? What happened? that was the only run I was genuinely excited for

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>>378137396
>No distortion2 dark souls 3 because they have to run 5 zelda games

>>378137396
Looking forward to KH2 desu lot of time has been shaven off the record since the ps4 version came out and has virtually no load times just glitches

would love to just have BB rant the entire 3 hours about how bad the series is, those are the best streams of his

>>378140750
>what happened

Just want to post saying that I did not say "to go to hell" at any point. I am just disappointed that I cannot run the 2nd DLC which I've put loads of practice into, so I would rather just not run it at all. I was under the impression that the 2nd DLC would be included, and never received a word saying otherwise until a day before the schedule was released. Shame it had to play out this way, but had I ran it with just the 1st DLC, who knows if they would want the game for the next event anyways.

>>378140896
>tfw we will never get to see what dist looks like

>>378137396
Triggering nu-/v/ by constantly /pol/ crossposting.

>>378141220
To continue

Of course I could have gone to the event. Problem is I've spent 30-40 hours alone practicing and perfecting skips I've found in the 2nd DLC. I also explicitly stated in my submission that I was going to include the DLC, and they went ahead and accepted it anyways. I tried reaching out to them weeks ago but only until today did I get a response saying it wasn't allowed. I didn't want to make a deal out of it. I understand they have their rules and what not.

>>378141390
thats a long name for a video game

>>378141220
For what purpose were they not letting him do the second dlc for? Its not like its that much extra time

>>378137396
>Speed
>Orgy
>Done
>Quick

>>378141452
Fug I shitposted without looking. I thought this was the E3 thread.

>>378139576
GDQ don't deserve bonesaw

>>378139576
>The snake broke my nose.

>>378137396
Why does op post a pic of two ugly men?

>>378141478
It released after the submission close date.

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What are the best runs? I want to catchup before SGDQ 2017 begins

>>378140896
Why do they even have a rule about not allowing to run DLCs that haven't came out yet

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>>378139117
dude, check that chin, that is not a woman's chin

>>378141732
No fun allowed

>>378141727
Define "best runs" do you mean at past SGDQ? or just ones to watch out for?

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gdqs arent comfy anymore

>no bonesaw
>no distortion2

Reeeeee

>>378139117

Nice meme

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>>378141593
>The snake broke my nose.
I was up at 4am eating pizza while enjoying that stream, one of the high moments of that year for me.

>>378141895
It evolved from being a simple marathon held in a guys basement with just runners

to being a brand that has sponsors where hundreds of people who aren't runners attend and its held usually at a hotel

>>378139142
Cyberdemon531
Check her out at stream.me/Cyberdemon531

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>>378137396
I'm watching the superior event

>>378142153
Isn't cyberdemon the guy who brought MAGA hats for everyone then recorded the conversation between him and GDQ staff then went to Kotaku to tell his story about being banned and finally took the stream down for a couple hours

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>>378142153
BANNED!

>>378137396
So confirmed Chibi's butt helper is a boy?

fuck awesome normies embezzling quick

>>378142307
Yeah. He's the kind of guy who acts like he's shitposting on 4chan but in real life.

>>378139142
miles, the metroid prime runner
oh, wait https://twitter.com/clarisrobyn?lang=en

>>378141535
Here's to a great game, a great cause, and.. a g-great runner....

>>378139142
puncayshun

>>378142153
is cyber still hot as fuck? i'm not even gay, but he's seriously more attractive to me than any female i've seen.

>>378137396
Any more pics of the cutie on the right?

>>378141886
In the past.

>>378139142
All of them are banned from GDQ.
Bonesaw
clintstevens
you know the rest

>>378142478
hahaha did anyone see the tranny run at NASA last night? the room was complete empty.

>>378142589
john flynt

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i can't wait for the rabi ribi run

Are they running vtmb this year

>>378142209
I don't think I've ever seen a logo before that looks really cool overall but then stupid as shit once you read the individual letters
quite a feat
I'm sure the actual event is great if you're watching it though, anon

>>378137396
New stuff, please.

>>378142478
Did miles pull a cosmo? The fuck? So he wants to be a fat chick?

>>378142629
How did bonesaw get banned?

>>378142595
Bouncey Boy's run of Sunshine was good, but I just like Bouncey in general

the Tropical Freeze race, blindfold Punch Out ones are a classic, Pepsiman where some guy on the couch acually dressed like him, Super Mario Maker race, Symphony of the Night blindfolded, any Bonesaw runs, Deus Ex by Heinki, DRTCHOPS Dishonored run, Momodora by Halfcoordinated he can barely use his right hand so he runs he game one handed

about all I can remember right now that were really great, you should be able to find them on youtube somewhere

>>378143426
wasn't that just a rumor? or is he a part of the coverup of his own banning? I know the second one is less likely but far more hilarious.

>>378143426
He was told to stop making owen wilson jokes and didn't. Also mentioned Air Canada twitter.

>>378143426
he made fun of owen wilson

>>378139142
WhiteGoose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

I can't wait for it to be an even bigger joke than ever before. last agdq there were like 20+ runners that were not even familiar with the game they were playing

>>378137396

Bonesaw's Return to GDQ

>>378143320
Yes indeed he did. We think its just a phase but who knows with him. He was supposed to be trans at AGDQ then at the last minute decided to be plain Miles. But most of his stream titles are "girl plays X"

>>378143426
He didn't get banned, just cant submit runs for a year. Its mainly because on stream he complained about AirCanada losing his bags and told people to flame them on Twitter, which they did, and GDQ staff apologized to them for it then suspended him.

>>378143068
What, you dont like watching the same zelda and metroid runs every year?

>>378143660
down syndrome vince vaughn

>>378143697
Remember that Air Canada replied back to GDQ very confused because they didn't notice it at all.

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>>378143426
told people to tweet Canada airlines because they were shit

Poked fun at celebrities, made great Owen memes

Said fuck etc

He's only banned from performing speedruns on their streams until next year, so he will be able to run in 2018.

>>378137396
holy shit, thats actually a man

>>378143697
What does fem miles look like?

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>>378143797
BOOOOONEEEEEEE

SAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>378143793
That sucks, that run was the most entertaining speedrun ive seen

>>378143697
AirCanada didn't know what AGDQ was even talking about, it was unnecessary.

How many trannies do you think will be on stream this year?

>>378141593
>>378142081
sauce?

I remember there was some drama over the BotW speedrun, anything interesting happen over it?

>>378144123
Bonesaw's run, they're talking about the Anaconda movie and Patsy in the background imitates Owen with saying "Snake broke my nose"

And Owen Wilson has a horribly broken nose if you were not aware

>>378137396
>What runs are you excited for?
none because its all the same shit every year from the same people. Only time it isn't during late hours.

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This is my nigger right here

>>378143871
like regular miles, there's really no difference

>>378144493
>>378143871
he literally has to remind people every day he's a """""girl""" because people wouldn't know otherwise

The only speedrunners I somewhat followed were Coolkid and The Mexican Runner.

Are those doing a run this year?

Name ya fav runners at GDQ events
>RWhiteGoose (co op run of 007 in 2014 was heavenly)
>Snowfats (gay furry fucker gets kicked for being too triggering. Hotline Miami 2 skills too good)
>Zallard1 (no one should have been able to do that blindfolded Punch-Out challenge so good)
cheese05 (WR, baby)

>>378144493
>>378144590
Does she still have her penis?

>>378144701
No idea, but thought id mention Coolkid is streaming right now, doing Half-Life runs again
>>378144730
Last GDQ with BigJon and AndrewG was my highlight of previous year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7NYJqCeOtY

asiago cheese bagel
yummy

Are there any runs as comfy as the 100% Majora's Mask coop run?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxQRkZySj9g

>>378145520
ff4 dierhard%

>>378144961
it is a feminine penis now

>trannies galore
>PCF only 18% to research
>no fun allowed
>muh donation messages
>chibi is not allowed on the couch

0:15 - 0:30 new meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy6-23KTDE4

4:02 new meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dks22BMLdCk

Remember that time bubbles was shit at dark souls.

>>378144376
>hummmmmmm........ yes poster

>>378146103
oh god don't remind me

his arkham city run was solid though

>>378146103
That run he did on SGDQ was so fucking retarded it was insane.
Not only did he fuck it up by having to reset the run, he also changed the name of the character to "Kill yourself" after someone paid 2000 dollars to have it "sans" or some shit.

>>378144123
Its the jak and daxter run

>>378146296
he had to load a backup save because the run died I forget how, "kill yourself" was a completely different character

I find him annoying as shit desu

Is Chibi's GF actually a tranny or is this a meme? Can I have some proof?

How does stiv keep getting his banjo runs accepted after the whole chibi thing while others get banned by dumb stuff?

>>378139142
clintstevens is the only one I can stand watching. Every other runner is either some jaded faggot who has a no fun policy or just some guy with max level autism. Clint is the only guy who actually reads chat. That's probably why he is only 2nd place

>>378146930
Dammit not chibi the whole thing where they cucked that kid's wife

>>378146930
cuckoldry is halal

>>378146930
I have an idea
>Stiv runs Banjo
>Grant Kirkhope gets to call in and shill Yooka-Laylee
>call is awkward as fuck because no one knows what to say and Grant just doesn't give a shit about Speedrunning

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>>378146930
>fuck another man's wife
>still allowed to run games

But Chibi isn't allowed?

>>378147007
He actually plays better when he reads chat.

>>378144220
>Botw speed run community collectively agrees not to sumbit the game to sgdq
>typical attention whoring tranny disobeys and submits its run
>accepted as bonus stream

>>378148064
what does the wife getting a good nice fuck to do with anything?

>>378148271

and why the community didn't want to submit a run in the first place?

>>378148271
>>Botw speed run community collectively agrees not to sumbit the game to sgdq
speedrunners are such fucking faggots hahah