You probably can't.
"Time to button mash"
>>378128701
The text chain where Yusuke infodumps about Medjed the Egyptian god.
>>378128701
>>378128807
Kek
This game was surprisingly funny and it wasn't snarky at all. I wish there were more games like that especially in the western market.
>>378128830
>Yusuke
>Being involved in anything remotely funny.
>>378129270
>implying how he just casually shows up out of nowhere in hawaii wasn't the best shit
"Have you......gained some weight?"
>>378129461
That made me laugh much harder than it should.
"Isn't that right, Yusuke?" ......?!
>>378129270
>>378128701
beep boop
How long until we get spin offs or a definitive edition or a new game? I just need more to fill the hole left in my heart.
>>378128580
>*Message jingle
>You think chocolate I got from my mom counts?
>>378129461
>Literally walks into the camera on Hawaii
That actually killed me.
>>378129538
>Maybe I'm bloated today?
Why is that a thing with women? Is it hormonal stuff?
>>378129768
Th responses in this game were fucking awesome, but the were so many I can barely remember most of them.
I had to resist the urge not to say "savage" whn futaba dissed Mishima in her Social Link.
>>378128580
>does that mean she steals beauty or something?
>>378130106
Guys get bloated too. It's from eating or being gassy. Difference is we don't wear form fitting clothing or care as much if we have a bump in our stomach.
>>378130147
>not bullying mishima every chance you get
>>378130147
That's the worst, when you know the best response won't net you social link points.
>>378130301
I see.
>>378128701
''I'm free from my attic prison''
>>378129768
DELTLETE THIS RIGHT FKUKIN NOW!!
>>378128580
>SP spills out of my pockets
>>378128580
>YOU!! L-Learn to take a hint.
>>378128580
I couldn't smile because how annoying Morgana was
Then the part in the Mementos made me hate Morgana
>>378130147
It wouldn't have mattered, Mishima's link is automatic.
You're free to bully him all you want.
>>378131090
You sound like a fun person.
Why are you SO fun, it's too much.
Stop being so fun, please.
Wow, so much fun.
Fun fun fun.
>>378131187
It's part of Futaba's link, though. One of the other answers nets more points with her.
yusuke social link
Yusuke bringing you to a church in the middle of the day with the intention of having you strip naked and reenact the Passion of the Christ
>>378131443
This, and the boat ride
>>378128580
"My ad-mice would be to pro-squeak quietly."
"I said...."
>>378131243
>Japanese humour
>Akechi just shot me in the head
>I feel like my bond with Akechi is growing...
>>378128580
wait, people actually find this disney channel level humor funny at all?
>>378134667
It says "I feel like I understand Goro better", which makes sense seeing as he's shown his true colors.
>>378134206
>implying I don't also watch Family Guy
Shitting on FG is for fedoralords who are so insecure in their intellect that they can't stand the idea of people thinking they like any western form of dumb humor.
>>378128580
The real funny part with Haru is when she's face to face with the murderer of her father and she's holding back tears for him despite him having the shittiest motivation of all time
>>378128580
T H I C C
>>378129538
>>378128580
>What a waste!
>>378135581
>face to face with Goro
>teammates start trying to save him from the dark side
Even if putting his head on a pike would've been a bit extreme, at that point Akechi was both unstable and extremely dangerous. Surely neutralizing the threat he posed to himself and those around him takes priority. I at least would've liked ONE party member to have been furious with him instead of just seeing him as a victim.
:3
>>378131443
this has my vote as one of the funniest slink scenes
>More funny
It's funnier you inbred cunt
>>378128580
haha that was so funny yeah!
>>378136568
>>378136610
These are cute.
>>378136712
Who the fuck cares you asswipe
>>378136568
( ・ω・ )
>>378136803
me
>>378136828
(`・ω・´)
>>378134206
Disgaea has horsecocks?
>>378136472
In 99.9% of cases, I would absolutely agree with you. HOWEVER, this is a team that can literally erase negative egos, and they are in the presence of not only another Persona user, but a second wild card user. They could pretty simply invade his Palace and force him to be a hero along with them, as he'd turn from a detriment to an asset.
>>378135358
if you want good dumb cartoons, watch something good, like Xavier Renegade Angel
>>378137042
PERSONA USERS DONT HAVE PALACES AND THEY KNOW THIS
>>378137125
>Futaba
Any actually funny scene in a video game
>>378131443
OROBAS!
>>378137160
she had a palace before awakening a persona senpai
>>378137042
>second wild card user
no
Strength slink mentioned that Yabadabadoo was surprised that Joker had wild card
>>378136425
I laughed way too much at this one. Yusuke is a fucking gem.
>>378137160
She wasn't a persona user until halfway through the final boss of the dungeon, and Morgana specifically mentions the fact that her palace was going to shortly implode due to awakening to her persona.
>>378135604
Does Futana flick your little mouse dick in that scene?
>>378137160
>palace collapses after she gets her persona
>there are losers who literally make gifs of every cat interaction
kys
>>378137570
Kill yourself faggot
>>378128701
Gif pls.
>>378137042
Honestly I would've been fine with that. It might've been really interesting to see what kind of palace he had or how a redemption arc would've been handled. However, they were locked in mortal combat at the time and just started chatting it up with him like he couldn't have done something unpredictable like pulling a grenade out of his pocket. Bad things happen when people stop taking danger seriously like that.
>>378137570
>there are losers who don't make gifs of every cat interaction
>>378128580
>Pancakes
Seriously, I laughed my ass off when he so obviously sold himself out.
>>378137570
Wait, you don't? What a fag.
>>378132319
All I could think of here was Mother 3
>>378137570
>t. pic related
>>378128580
That one scene where Yusuke tells those chicks in yukatas to fuck off. Wish I had the image.
>>378129270
>not keking when he's going on about food and salty stuff during makoto talking to the group in chat
He's pretty funny.
>>378131580
DELET
>>378138997
heh
>>378134667
And the kicker is that you weren't even there to watch, you were in the real world, only your cognitive copy was there.
>>378138997
>buys lobsters to appreciate their beauty
>>378137002
It's a weapon, a pretty strong one too.
>>378138273
This. I felt like it was way too obvious until I figured out Goros true intentions and that the twist was that MC knew the twist but the drugs made him forget it in recollection.
>>378128580
Telling Akechi that Ryuji is a phantom thief
>>378140050
FOR REAL?
>>378129768
This one right here. Beep boop made me lose my shit the moment I read that it was an option. I really wasn't expecting something so dumb to be so goddamn funny.
>>378135358
It was bait, you didn't have to fall for it and show your shit taste. FG is actually shit even by American Humor standards.
>>378128580
>Are you interested in older women, by chance/
>"Hell yeah, I am."
God damn, I hope they play up Joker's Cunt Destroyer bits in the anime.
>>378136472
>entire group forms to punish bad guys and make them repent
>man why don't they just kill this dude? Why are they trying to get him to repent and actually face his crimes instead of death by cop?
>>378128701
>>378128830
>>378129461
>>378129538
>>378131443
Came here to post any of these, gg /v/.
My ad-mice is to pro-squeak cautiously.
>>378141656
>>378141656
>...
>hey, Oracle, 'ad-mice'
>I think she heard you the 1st time.
>>378130106
It's a period thing.
>>378141903
It'd be awkward to paint Ann nude like that.
>>378141439
>neutralizing threat means murder
It would've been less risky to put him in a chokehold than trying to get him back on their team and hoping he doesn't try to kill them a THIRD time.
>>378141439
I mean to be fair he's the worst criminal theyve met so far
>there's a suspicious stalker in the planetarium following people around all creepy like
>let's investigate
>It's Yusuke
>>378129270
>not kekking when he BTFOs the roasties who try to hit on him in the train station before the fireworks festival
When Ann yells, "This guy's a molester" on the ship.
I also like it when Justine says "Will this truly help you?" when fusing a weak persona. The delivery is great.
>>378129270
>>378129270
kys
>Ann clearly is attracted to Yusuke when they first met
>Some times over the game the girls mention how good looking he yes (too bad he's weird)
>This never happens again
They dropped that fast
>>378143616
because he's theirfriend
also it's implied that Makoto is a robot with no feelings, Ann wants a Ryuji-Joker spitroast, and Futaba/Haru have the emotional age of children.
>>378129729
Bitch
>>378130147
When you first enter the metaverse with Ryuji and he sees your outfit.
>You jelly?
>>378128580
Most scenes with Mishima gave me a good laugh.Go back home to your anime girls.
>>378144175
Every time Akechi is drinking in LeBlanc.
>Please leave.
>>378144293
>Honey, I'm home!
>>378128580
It caught me off guard, I couldn't stop giggling like a retard.
>>378129461
This too.
>>378144420
>>378144428
Delete this.
>>378128580
Does the chocolate I get from my mom count?
>>378144428
>People see Shiho on the roof
>everyone screaming and stuff
>[muffled Ryuji "FOR REAL?!" in the distance]
Noticing that detail in NG+ was somewhat amusing.
>>378144428
>just found out today that a lot of normies hated yusuke while I was on youtube
>come here
>see this >>378129270
Is this a normie meme? Like people who hate Morgona?
>that scene
>funny
lol no
From the top of my head I can name that scene when sensei shows up as a maid for the first time.
It also taught me that in Japan you can invite a maid over to have a orgy.
>>378145387
Orgies with one female and several males is pretty gay though.
Would Mishima and Ryuji even want to fuck Sawakami with Joker's cum all over her?
>>378145695
Mishima might.
>>378143973
yOU TAKE THAT BACK
Mishima getting ready to get laid when you tell him to meet Ohya is an absolute classic. Guy probably bought condoms with him and everything.
>>378145695
They fuck off before she even showed up so I doubt they would stay for a orgy.
Especially after finding out its their teacher.
This scene made me laugh out loud solely because of you guys dumb asses. Thanks for ruining this phrase for me forever.
>>378146589
Did they dub the Doraemon Parody faithfully in english or just changed the lines to something else more appropiate for baka gaijins?
>Haru and Joker have gotten married and started living together
>Haru found an interesting type of coffee that she likes, Joker isn't fond of the stuff and won't let her serve it when he's there
>Lately Ryuji has started to come in more and more because he's having trouble finding a job
>One day, Joker wasn't there and it was just Haru
>Ryuji was whining and complaining like the typical retard he is
>Haru offers to make him a cup of coffee
>I ask Haru if I can help out so she's not going behind Joker's back making the coffee he doesn't want her making
>"That would be great, Mona-chan!"
>Once we're done, she serves it to Ryuji
>That autistic blond monkey pretends it has an exotic, rich flavor
>My face when he's drinking my shit
>>378147101
>Haru
stopped reading there
>>378147101
>Morgana
stopped caring there
Every scene Yusuke was involved in
Futaba burning Mishima
>>378147516
>Hanging out with Yusuke and he wants coffee
>Make it fucking awfully
>Yusuke thinks it's amazing and his taste is shit
>>378147101
Back to /vg/ shipperfag
So, which girl did you go for or are you one of those cheating manwhores?
>>378148019
Ann in my first playthorugh
Makoto in ng+
but I can't decide if I want to go after Kawakami or Takemi in my eventual revisit
>>378148019
you posted her
>>378148019
Futaba but not going with Makoto and especially Haru was straight up heart breaking.
>>378148019
Makoto in the 1st playthrough
And Takemi for the 2nd
How come killing Joker's cognition in the metaverse didn't affect him, but shooting Haru's dad made him have a mental shutdown?
>>378148019
Futaba.
>>378148232
Makoto doesn't really care. Haru stung a little, not gonna lie.
>>378148539
Because it was Akechi's cognition of Joker, not joker's
>>378148019
Futaba and I fucked it all up.
I got her to rank 9 and it said we were dating. I expected to get a call to hang out with her on Christmas Eve and nothing happened.
I go back to Le Blanc alone, Sojiro and Futaba are inside. Sojiro asks me what I am doing for Christmas Eve, I say "I have a girlfriend".
Futaba says "News to me".
First time I've turn into a mouse in batlle.
The Rat puns caught me off guard.
>>378148539
It wasn't Joker's cognition. It was Sae's puppet representative of Joker that existed because she expected him to be in that room. Goro entered Sae's palace, that was the whole plan.
>>378148665
Max rank is 10, for crying out loud.
>>378148539
Because that wasn't a Shadow.
>>378148604
Sae's cognition, not Akechi's.
>>378148794
my bad, b
>>378136425
I keep seeing this one and I don't get it. Anyone care to explain?
>>378148539
Remember cognitions =/= shadows, Ann killed Kamoshida's cognitive version of herself and the party killed Okumura's cognitive version of Haru's fiancee. Killing a cognition accomplishes nothing.
>>378148665
You're a retard lmao
>>378148019
And probably on NG+ too.
>>378148019
Makoto on my first run. I'm on my NG+ run now and can't get interested in anyone else besides Haru.
>>378148019
Went for Tae.
Canon pairings
Ann xRyuji
Makoto xJoker
Futaba xInari
Haru xfiancee
>>378149020
>Canon pairings
>in Persona
>Haru x fiancee
Please jump off a cliff, dude was seriously a completely insufferable fuckwad
>>378145207
It just bad bait
>>378143183
This one got me. Lmao
>give your mascot a girl name and a girl voice
>call it a boy
???
>>378148019
Makoto, but I found all of the romances this time around to be pretty gr8. I just ended up liking Makoto a lot.
Ann laughing at Ryuji for being a horndog at the beach trip was pretty good. More scenes like that would have been great.
>>378149398
>Dress it up as a girl whenever you can with costumes
I'm on the dungeon where we just got the girl in the OP. Did she awaken off screen with Morgana or was she a phantom thief already before she met him?
I'm pretty sure shes the mysterious black mask but how did she awaken without protoag?
Or just say if this will be explained or not
>>378149670
She's not the killer, stop posting and play the game to find out
>>378148574
So what DOES
JL
MK
!
stand for anyway?
>>378149020
Haru will end up a catlady and take care of Morgana.
>>378146909
Yes they did mention the robo cat bit.
>>378149757
JOO LOVE ME, K!
>>378149670
>Did she awaken off screen with Morgana or was she a phantom thief already before she met him?
Somehow she had a bit of a half assed awakening that got her the costume and a half baked ghostly persona which Morgana comments on it not being combat ready, then when she joins the party she gets her real awakening.
>>378131580
I want to choke you until you stop moving.
>>378149839
Fuck it, I'll take it.
>>378149670
She ends up being the most stylish phantom thief and pretty good if you spec her correctly by keeping both gun skills and both gun passive boosts.
>>378148019
I was manwhore. Ann, Makoto and teacher.
>>378149757
Just Let Me Know
>>378148019
Makoto, because out of all the girls you can get with, she makes the most sense to me.
>>378145387
It want for an orgy, it was for stupid virgin shit like letting them out their heads on her lap
BEGONE THOT
>>378148019
Joker and Futaba always. Futaba deserves to be happy and Joker deserves to continue a happy life in Tokyo.
>>378129940
I feel you. My life is fucking awful at the moment, and the combination of me loving the characters and the realization that I wasted my teenage years on doing absolutely nothing is killing me inside.
I beat the game almost 24h ago, and I can only listen to the music and hope I will get over this soon.
Haru, sweetie, you're fun and all, but honestly I would've taken the other chuuni over you.
>>378130147
Daily reminder that Mishima DOES IT FOR FREE.
>>378148232
Just played through her rank 9 again last night. Makoto isn't as upfront about it but the dialogue is heavily hinting at it. Her dialogue is "Oh I don't know anything about love I -wish- someone could come along and help teach me."
It reminded me of the situation with Futaba's r9, but Futaba has a lot more uncertainty because she's so socially stunted. She has the best excuse out of anyone for not understanding her feelings and asked Joker because she genuinely doesn't get it yet.
>>378150837
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>>378148019
Makoto because I understood what she was going through a little too well.
>>378151317
Makoto was too fun to tease.
>>378150529
>you will never live this life
>>378128580
5 had very few scenes that were funny IMO. Compared to 4 and even 3 the humorous moments were a bit of a let down. Good thing everything else was excellent.
>>378150141
Ryuji is so cute in that pic
Why does Noir scare Queen?
>>378151317
>playing through the first time
>pff okay, so what's so special about makoto? why's everyone like her so much?
>what a nosey bitch
>oh...
>oh fuck
>jesus lay off of her
>fucks sake give her a break!
>someone give her a hug before she hangs herself!
>>378150456
>Ryuji has the opportunity to be the undeniably best bro in the series
>Is constantly walking around with a megaphone shouting about how fucking amazing it is to be a Phantom Thief
>>378151604
>mfw the whole time he's saying how popular we'll be and how we should tell everyone we're the phantom thieves
Ryuji, please, please shut up.
>>378151786
>He finally learns his lesson in the end during the Shido arc
>This development will likely be forgotten by spinoff writers and make him a complete twat in P5 Arena
this fucking game had so many hilarious moments, can't wait for the anime to improve them
>>378151943
Hopefully we never get a Persona 5 Q.
>>378148847
Yusuke is poor and hungry as fuck since Muradame is not taking care of him
>>378148847
Yusuke is commenting that, "He's in the mood for something salty today," (referring to the rice crackers) but because his text is broken up into two messages, split between Makoto and himself, it looks like he's responding to Makoto's text, making her full phrase: "Anyway, we should wait a little longer for Futaba to wake up.... for something salty today." That is, referring to his desire to have Futaba swallow his cum.
>>378148847
He's a starving artist
>>378152137
woah
>>378152061
But don't you want the Phantom Thieves to meet the Investigation Team and gawk about how awesome they are?
>>378130147
Honestly his responses were just as good as bunny-kun
>>378130147
>putting memes in your translations is now ok
What happened?
>Do you like older women?
>>Hell yeah I do
This was so cathartic after having two previous protags fall for the christmas cake meme.
>>378128580
It wasn't funny at all. Morgana betraying you hurt like a bitch.
>>378153226
>betraying
Oh please, anyone could see this for what it was. A pathetic attempt at a bitch fit. It didn't hurt, it was just annoying for wasting my time for multiple days.
>>378153086
>using the word "savage" is a meme now
Good chance there was a Japanese equivalent; Mishima probably used wwwww in Jap which is how you got pic related which is basically Kek anyhow.
>>378153086
Futaba is probably the one character where they need to localized what's coming out of her mouth. Too much of the original script used 2ch/an memes and other garbage that no one in the west will know.
>>378148019
Cheating manwhore that blew off all the thots off to hangout with the bros.
>>378148019
Makoto on the first playthorugh, Makoto on the second playthrough and if there are any more playthroughs to come, I'll go with Makoto again.
>>378135581
Haru didn't exactly have much love for her father. Her desire to avenge him is about the punishment he deserved to get going a bit too far, that's it.
>>378153870
Wait, what the fuck was that "True Justice" stuff from Sae's Confidant skill? It was just a bunch of "?????????"
>>378154790
She helps you in your master plan to crash the metaverse with no survivors
>>378154790
>he didn't get the true ending
>>378151451
>>378154282
>That art
>>378129270
Church scene
Futaba's haircut is terrible.
>>378155005
I did, but I guess I never connected Satanael and Sae's S. link. I thought it would be something from her, like a new ability or something.
Can you fuse Satanael outside the final boss btw?
>>378131443
WONDERFUL
>>378137468
Are you saying Joker and Akechi don't both have the wild card ability?
>>378155213
This guy has a lot of great art.
>>378134206
I wish the Fatlus meme would come back. Especially since their games are now more popular than ever on this board.
>>378155305
ng+ and is level 91
If you max out the twins you can fuse him early for 1 mil yen
>>378139794
Especially against living things!
>>378137290
>Haru constantly physically affectionate
>still lusts for Ann
What a retard.
>>378155404
I am discovering this as well
>>378155485
Aww sweet, is it fuck huge still, or sized down?
>>378143147
>Be level 72
>About to fuse a level 40-something persona
>"Do you really need this?"
>>378138997
How many party members have dead parents? Everyone but Ryuji and Ann?
>>378155658
It's sized down to the same scale as Arsene, but it doesn't matter cause Sataneal is still rad as fuck
>>378155404
>>378155647
>actual love in my japanese videogames
I don't like this, delete it.
>Morgana's only response to you romancing Ann is a sigh on Valentine's Day.
What a bro
>>378156083
I do like it, so no.
>>378156193
That's fucked up, anon, you shouldn't do your cat dirty like that.
>>378156193
What a cuck
>>378156193
poor bastard
>>378156193
Good, fuck that shitty cat
>>378148019
Hifumi, since she is best girl
>>378156193
100% deserved it
>>378156605
Why are mascot characters so fucking annoying? Cat is a lot better than Teddie, but its still pretty bad.I wish it stayed dead in the end
>>378154762
>>378153870
30 minutes in adobe
>>378157262
I like it.
>>378152137
It's not that.
"I'm in the mood today"=I feel like having sex
>>378144293
Is that an option? Fuck. I always just ignored him.
>>378153086
"Meme" does not mean "word people use in real life"
>>378157982
Autism
>>378155718
Joker's parents are still alive, they just don't care about him.
The one where these guys collectively shit their pants.
>>378148847
It's funny because he's so autistic that he doesn't realize that people are talking about something else while he's still going on about rice crackers with tea
>>378155402
apparently so, yes
>>378150529
>Iwai
That would be pretty unsettling for the audience.
>>378150686
Stop hurting me like this anon.
>>378128580
>>378129270
>>378158614
Well yeah, he got arrested and put on probation. He brought shame onto their family. Im honestly surprised going home at the end was even an option for him.
>>378158502
No he's not autistic he's just quirky
>>378129270
>Joker: We have too many dudes.
>Yusuke: Would you prefer if I wore a dress?
>HELLO FELLOW PHANTOM THIEF JUST CALLING YOU TO TELL YOU THAT WE'RE GOING TO HOLD OUR PHANTOM THIEVES MEETING #PHANTOMTHIEVES
>>378161739
Not even quirky, just gay. I mean he's an artist, has there ever been an artist who wasn't gay?
>>378148847
no fucking idea considering they always send their messages in one complete sentences but not this one for the sake of being a joke, it's a shitty joke but /v/ eats it up anyway
same with the mouse puns, completely out of character
>>378130730
This one had me in stitches.
>none of the scenes in P5 were as good as king's game or the cross dressing contest
lets just go back to inaba bros.
P4-2 when?
>>378128580
>>378128580
The localization team
>It can't be helped
>>378135358
But FG was only good up until the first time it got canceled, after that McFarlane was so sure his farts didn't stink he'd try to force the same stupid jokes over and over again.
>>378162253
hurr partner
hurr bear puns
hurr I love big tender meat
hurr snrk
hurr gay
hurr Yu's big tender meat
hurr deductive reasoning
>Can't decide between Ryuji and Yusuke for being my best bro
>>378150529
Legit got watery eyes.
Wish Atlus did it like VNs and included an After Story scene after the game credits showing MC and his chosen waifu living together with kids and stuff.
>>378152708
Nah, Joker is simply being sassy, Bunny is at another level since he has legit autism.
>>378135604
I like how everyone keeps their stances except for morgana
who goes back to being 4 footed
>>378156083
>makoto
>not a flunkie at test of love
kek
>>378162085
Shut up Inari
>>378131443
As a Christian, I felt OFFENDED
But I laughed
I don't understand my feelings, fuck you yusuke, fuck you and your subtle humour
>>378163440
he probably doesnt really realize his subtle humor
and some times he does
>>378163578
forgot picture
>>378128580
what is this a PS3 game?
>>378163634
Yes?
>>378163717
lol
>>378163874
hahahaah yiu meicked may day bro xD
>>378128580
ESL fags.
>>378164053
thanks
>>378144420
>Goro has no sort of response/acknowledgement to this
Worst boy can't do anything right
aside from having the best All-Out Attack finish
>>378162253
No P4 had too many anime tropes and I'm glad they are moving away from that. The only good thing from the Kings game is in the animation, and the only good thing about the cross dressing competition was the line "I'd hit it"
>>378148019
Went for Haru in the end.
Last girl was best girl.
>>378129270
>go to the planetarium with Mishima
>he tells me he's heard rumors that a suspicious weirdo lurks around this place and he talks to himself creeping out the guests
>later find out that person was Yusuke
Yusuke is without a doubt the funniest autist I've known in any video game I've played.
all the character interaction people want is in mementos
>>378168332
What is she implying?
>>378168430
you tell me
>>378150456
>mfw valentine's day
>>378168430
She doesn't like dressing like a slut.
>>378162724
Yusuke and Futaba's banter is the best.
>>378131443
this one made me laugh out loud
and that one line where Futaba calls Yusuke a pervert in the cafe and he gets super mad that fucking voice acting had me in tears
>>378150456
I don't ship them togetherRyuji could do better if he just calmed the fuck down, and I'm pretty sure Ann's a closet lesbian going by the way she talks about Shihobut that scene is out of context and cutting out what immediately follows changes it's meaning. Ryuji pretty clearly means that this cheesy behavior doesn't suit Ann and she doesn't even disagree with that.
WHEN PEOPLE ARE FORCED TO CHOOSE; CAKE OR PIE, THEY ALWAYS SHOW YOU THEIR TRUE TASTE
>>378169149
That's because they are OTP
>>378167638
Can I still have the chocolate?
>>378131443
AAH SUBARASHII
>>378161887
Yusuke is not gay. His confidant is gay as hell but do not be fooled.
>>378169896
Nope.
>>378149912
That's funny, I wanted to choke Morgana until it stops breathing, worst character
>>378170171
Go to bed anon, you're tired.
>>378148019
I wanted to go for Makoto but I fucked up and didn't get max charm until December so I did Hifumi for 1st playthrough.
Probably should've done Chihaya as well but I didn't want to cheat on her because she was too precious4me
>>378150529
>Morgana lets off party poppers
Morgana would be in cat form and wouldn't have any thumbs though
>>378170321
>not spending every night bathing with old men so you can date Makoto
Step up senpai.
>people actually cheated on their gf
subhuman
My ad-mice would be to pro-squeak cautiously.
>>378137850
>there are cat killers who post in /v/ before growing up to kill women
>>378170418
How did Morgana steal a spark plug and fix a van?
>>378162753
>game credits showing MC and his chosen waifu living together with kids and stuff.
Sweet Jesus you're pathetic, just move on from it.
SMT KEKS answer me
When you use that spell to cancel enemy debuff effects on your party does it cancel your own buffs on your party?
>>378170973
Nope, just debuffs
>>378170973
No, but their is a skill called Silent Prayer that will do that.
>>378170805
I said, my ad-mice-
>>378148019
the best one of course
>>378148019
Ann
I wanted to for Haru but I'm too empathetic to fictional characters to cheat
I'll probably do Haru in NG+
>>378170321
There's a deadline for dating characters? Shit.
>>378171617
The deadline is just the end of the game.
>Ryuji's text the day after valentines
>>378143147
>>378155665
>constantly rotating in and out of menus in the velvet room
>summon a persona from the register
>skip animation and back out immediately
>YOU LACK PATIENCE
well fuck you too, cunt
>When Yusuke and Joker are doing silly poses in the church
>When Ann wears all the shirts
>Come at me, clown shoes!
I giggle every time.
>>378171708
You only get that if you cheat I think, it's fucking hilarious though
What's better in life, cucking morgana with ann or telling sae in vivid detail how you're fucking her sister during the interrogation?
>>378172028
Cucking Morgana is just rude.
>>378145207
I hate Morgana for all his Ryu hate
Now Yusuke, I don't know why he'd be hated. It's possibly just tumblr because "m-muh nudist painting"
But what they don't understand is that our boy is a high functioning artist
>>378151943
I think the worst part is they tried to play it up like the entire group was as obnoxiously in love with themselves for being phantom thieves as Ryuji was up until shit went down with Akechi but every time Ryuji went full retard at least one member if not the entire group shot him down
>What should we call Ann?
>sexy cat
>What should we call Yusuke?
>clown
>What should we call Makoto?
>witch
>>378171708
>>378172008
What is it?
>>378172645
>hey, does chocolate from my mom count?
>>378128580
Her forehead is more funny.
>>378172184
yeah well making me go to sleep when I have a DVD I have to return tomorrow is rude too, fuckboy
>>378172645
He asks if chocolate from his mom counts.
>>378172876
He was just concerned about your wellbeing. You'll understand when you're older.
>>378172765
>>378172898
I know it's a meme for comic relief but why are girls repulsed by Ryuji? He's a fit bad boy punk, you'd think girls would love him
>>378148208
Every time I see Ann's face all I think is she either smells like perfume or dried semen for all the "favors" she probably does to get into modeling.
>>378172789
I thought it was pretty funny every time Morgana called Ryuji wothless and shit and then when Ryuji made fun of him once he got butthurt and ran away.
>>378143616
Well, yeah, at first he appeared like a deep and hurt artist, but then you befriend him and understand that he's just an autist who actually can't be normal even if he tried.
>>378170973
>When you use that spell to cancel enemy debuff effects on your party does it cancel your own buffs on your party?
No, just debuffs, but if an enemy casted an attack debuff on your attack buffed party and returned it to normal value, you won't be able to cancel the debuff and return to raised attack.
>>378173059
It doesn't translate well to the cartoon artstyle but maybe he's just ugly.
>>378144293
I did this every single time. It really annoyed me that he kept showing up to spy on me.
>>378171130
Those 3 belts ruin Makoto's christmas costume.
>>378173401
So he's literally Sugita?
>>378173331
>Ryuji has put up with Morgana's constant abuse for nearly six months
>gets fed up ONCE and tells him to fuck off, Morgana cries and runs away like a little bitch
>everyone gets mad at Ryuji and holds him responsible
Ryuji was my nigga to the end, I wish I could have taken his side.
>>378128580
>beauty thief
I can compromise that she is a thief, but beauty?
The time Yusuke attempted to paint a couple on a boat
>>378172645
>Joker get the shit beat out of him, by all the women he dated, but didn't spend valentines with.
>Joker on the ground, hears he got a message.
>pic related/
>Joker loses consciousness.
>>378173720
Beauty Thief as in she steal other peoples beauty so she herself can be beautiful.
>>378150529
>Joker goes to uni in Tokyo
>Ends up as a barista
L O L
O
L
I want to fuck Makoto's hips
>>378174063
I want toholdMakoto'shands.
>When Ann and Yusuke wonder why Ryuji isn't in the chat after you leave him alone with both trannies in the red light district.
>>378173874
That's funny.
>>378174169
when you hold her hands and let your arms fall in a relaxed position you will probably be touching her hips because they are so fucking huge
>>378131443
>Beautiful
>in demon negotiations you answer something like "you're going to hell"
>demon laughs at you, because you act like an edgelord
>>378174341
That's fine too.
>>378174269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsoDfYK3czE
That entire scene was just 10/10
>He kid say something
>I do want the chocolate
That fucking destroyed my sides.
It especially hilarious if you just hung with ryuji on valentines day.
>>378173059
>He's a fit bad boy punk
There's an old lady in the game that points out Ryuji's a nice guy. The problem is he thinks acting like a thug is cool and that makes him come off as a vulgar meathead to other girls. Plus he has no tact.
How do I become not shit at maxing out social stats? '_>'
>>378173874
Was the only thing in the whole game that made me laugh out loud.
>>378173602
>everyone gets mad at Ryuji
Well yeah. He scared off the car and thanks to him you wasted days trying to fix a stupid misunderstanding.
Your plan was literally "Ryuji, just say you're sorry even if it isn't genuine so this shit can end."
>>378173331
That wasn't what happened. I hate that you guys make me defend this fucking cat but
>Ryuji and a couple others, but mainly Ryuji, call him useless compared to Futaba
>Is clearly upset by it but doesn't do anything
>Continues for a while
>in part due to the popularity of the Phantom Thieves, the group starts to lose sight of why they original started doing what they did are start dragging their heels on deciding on targets
>Morgana gets pissed off at this and then leaves out of a combination of everyone calling him useless anyway + the group being unable to decide to commit to anything anymore
You guys hate on him for the wrong thing, this shithead tried to run over Joker & co in Mementos later on. I don't think getting mad at the constant
>are we REALLY doing the right thing, Joker?
shit some of the characters do is unreasonable though. It doesn't fucking stop after he comes back though (Ann and Makoto are the worst when it comes to this shit, the latter doing this right after they send calling cards even)
I dunno, operation maidwatch had me dying, with Kawakami's face suddenly appearing on the screen.
>>378144293
Just loook at the requirements to fuse Satanael, fucking hell
>>378162448
let's not forget this "gem"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGgLG2kxFD4
>>378174637
Choose efficient activities
The diner is much better than studying in the library
The bath house should only be used on torrential rain or when it's the day of the week that it gives bonus charm since it uses therapeutic salts or some shit.
Movies in general are better than books for stat raising
Every sunday you can buy some juice at the juice stand which gives one point without spending time
Buy good fertilizer for your houseplant to get 3 kindness points without wasting time
Look at the tv regularly, sometimes it has some quiz that if you get right you get a free intelligence point
Find which social links boost your stats and prioritize them first.
>>378174989
>fuse Satan
>kill him to get a knife
BONAFIDE MONAFIDE
>>378174989
And it's not even that fantastic unless you heavily modify its moveset with gallows/skill cards/inherited skills
>>378130730
When is this option given?
>>378175176
Satan gives armor, Satanael gives that edgy toy knife which matches perfectly with the edgy toy gun from Lucifer.
I wonder if other characters have matching guns for their unique looking weapons, so far I've only seen that with Joker and Morgana (Mother Harlot sword and Kohryu slingshot).
>>378175082
I'm not taking advice from a futabafag but thanks anyway
>>378175082
also get chihaya's social link to 7 ASAP. You'll get a reading that'll boost social points earned that day for a specific type earlier than that but 7 lets you outright boost a social link a bit and is easily worth the 5000 yen a day.
>>378174564
>I do want the chocolates
My sides.
>>378175257
Last day when you're saying farewell to Sojiro.
>>378175310
I'm actually a Makotofag, but I also like Futaba and Haru.
>>378175082
Oh and forgot some more
Raise Kawakami's confidant quickly to be able to slack off in class and read books.
>>378174605
And's he's a loudmouth asshole
>>378128580
I like to be nice to Akechi.So he doesn't suspect that you know what he's going to do.
>>378151786
All he had before was track and that, along with any friends he had, disappeared the moment Kamoshida set him up and snapped his fucking leg.
I forgave Ryuji for being excited and stupid. He basically had friends again and was part of a group that could make a huge impact on the world. I'd be excited as hell too if I found myself in a similar situation.
>>378176606
Any kindness is wasted on Akechi.
>>378149765
>>378149020
Morgana will almost certainly get a fuckboy human form down the line and get shipteased with Haru. She's the only character in the party who genuinely gave a shit about him and he constantly backs up everything she says/does.
Though yeah, nothing canon is happening. Closest you'll get is Joker x whoever the Aeon Confidant is (and it won't be Makoto, so get ready for the butthurt around that)
>>378176818
Lavenza deserves the Aeon arcana!
>>378176818
>yfw they giveShihoaeon
>>378174564
>Futaba's reaction
>grind Hifumi like crazy before Hawaii
>leave Japan without being a couple
>still get to have a nice date on the beach
What a relief. I thought I'd be stuck with Ryuji and Mishima again, like my last run through.
>>378177329
I'll be honest, Futaba isn't my waifu, but she was the only one I felt bad for.I already felt guilty for betraying Brojiro like that, but I was too deep in the manwhore thing to just quit there.
>>378176818
I can't wait for the Persona 5 spinoffs and re-releases to ruin everything that was likable and good about the characters!
>Metaverse and the Thieves persona powers return because reasons
>Akechi gets a redemption arc because characters aren't allowed tragic ends
>Joker given a canonical name because whoops, can't let you self insert!
>Some new donut steel like Marie
>Every character flanderized into ridiculous, one-dimensional versions of themselves
And it's not even a non-canon spinoff, all games are considered 100% TRUE and HONEST canon! Thanks Atlus!
>>378177767
>Joker given a canonical name because whoops, can't let you self insert!
Akira Kurusu.
Which character does anal?
>>378177862
Some faggy spinoff manga doesn't count, that name isn't canon until it appears in an actual video game made by Atlus
How did Atlus do it?
How did they manage to make the WORST video game character to ever exist?
This fucker takes the worst aspects of
>Junpei
>Yosuke
>Teddie
>Yuichi
>Six
>Brown
>the entire cast of IVA
>Daisuke
>edgelord from Ultimax
and manages to make everything this furry shithead say and do piss me off to no end.
Him even just casually chiming in raises my blood pressure, because it's never even something helpful.
>WOW FUCK YOU RYUJI
>LET'S NOT DO THAT TODAY
>HEY RYUJI, FUCK YOU
>HOLY SHIT YOU'RE STUPID, YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL YOUR TEST
>RYUJI?
>FUCK YOU
>LET'S. JUST. GET. SOME. SLEEP. FUCK YOUR S-LINKS
Not only does he twist your arm into being Phantom Thieves, he goes and jumps ship by betraying you the moment things go South.
>HURRHURR IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE FAME
The furry nigger said from the VERY START you had to be flashy and show off.
Then he gets someone who can't summon her Persona in danger several times, blames you, tells Ryuji to fuck off again, then comes crawling back when Haru's fiance rightfully kicks that little shit like the winning field goal.
And the CONSTANT FUCKING REMINDER THAT HE THINK'S HE'S HUMAN.
Every god damned hour he has to remind you all about how "human" he's going to turn out to be, as if that would change anyone's opinion on how much of a piece of shit he is in the slightest.
Fuck Morgana, fuck Atlus, and fuck you assholes who try and justify this furry waste of my time.
>>378177862
>Akira Kurusu.
Manga names are never canon, anon.
Or are you telling me that Narukami Yu is actually called Seta Souji.P3 MC's canon name is also Makoto.
>>378177767
I just want a side story game that stars Akechi. Instead of stealing hearts, you assassinate targets and fight along side other Personas like a traditional SMT game.
>>378177767
>Character like Marie
>>378178160
Canon until replaced by canoner anime names.
>>378177767
Having to explain why they get their costumes and Morgana's Metaverse form back (because let's be honest, they'll have them) is going to be fucking stupid.
>>378178371
They can always go inside the tv.
>>378129270
like half of the funny scenes in the game involve Yusuke heavily, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>378177767
they merely assumed the metaverse vanished. they had no way to verify it since the app uninstalled. and they wouldn't have lost their persona powers either
>>378178464
I mean those things were pretty explicitly tied to the Metaverse, not the general Collective Unconscious.
Of course the characters will still have their Personas, but the costumes are where stuff gets messy and will probably get made up as it goes along.
>>378177767
I'd be fine with them doing anything with Akechi aside from what they did to be honest. Even the shitty redemption arc you're talking about would be an improvement for him.
>>378128580
It wasn't particularly funny. Instead, it made me adore her.
>>378148019
>BEING SO KEKED IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU LIMIT YOURSELF IN A VIDEO GAME
Jesus kek
>Why do I feel pleasure from watching shadows plead for their lives?
>Ooooooh, you're one of THOSE...
>>378178708
>When you answer her question about what a phantom thief should care about correctly.
>>378178618
Why do people have such a problem with Akechi?
>hurrr he makes irrational decisions so he's a bad character!
Not how it works, friendo.
>>378178605
Don't worry it will be something like because of a change of cognition in the general public because of the phantom thieves all person users get a special phantom thief outfit or some bullshit like that.
>>378175203
You underestimate the average Persona player's autism.
If you didn't give Satanael Riot Gun, One Shot Kill, Apt Pupil, Cripple, and Snipe, you're doing it wrong.
>>378166050
What episode was kings game again? I remember just watching a clip from it.
>>378178620
>the mad dash for the party shot
>that fist of victory
Lord jesus, my sides
>>378178913
I did, along with arms master, ali dance, and angelic grace.
>more funny
Learn English, you fucking retard.
>>378178918
Just watch the anime and skip the episode when it deals with plot stuff if you haven't watched it yet.
All the SoL episodes are 10/10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duGMGrDw6Ig
>He fucking mashes the recording button as he watches Rise's midgnights channel thing.
This shit was gold.
O MYRUBBERNEN
>>378148019
Ann and if I ever play NG+ I'll romance her and only her again.
>>378148019
I'M GONNA KEK MOKOTO FOR HARU NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!!!
>>378179840
Ann is a dirty whore enjoy.
>>378148019
The best girl in the whole series
>>378179925
>dating a literal whore
disgusting
>>378179914
She's not but I understand this is /v/ and you have to try to fit in.
>>378179843
Is Haru fat? Her fiance says she needs to lose weight
>>378179991
Anybody who dated someone besides Kawakami should delete their saves and forget the experience. You played the game wrong.
>>378178620
KEK WHAT IS THIS
>>378180047
All girls say that
I want to marry Sae Niijima
>>378180181
>Granny puss
I prefer my Women not too young and not too old
>>378149579
>>378150406
>>378151317
>>378154282
>>378171339
Fine taste
>>378180660
Kawakami is most likely older than Sae you know.
>>378180758
Proof?
>>378180660
Don't get me wrong, I also love Kawakami
>But muh Sae
>>378180834
Sae is only 24. Kawakami doesn't have a confirmed age
>>378180834
Sae is 24, Kawakami has taught at schools before Shujin so she's likely older than that.
>>378180919
Shadow sae is best sae
>>378180919
Her hips looked great in that get up. Great hips must run in the family
>>378180983
>>378181023
>seasoned district attorney assigned to the investigation of the century at 24
Is that something that actually happens in Japan? I know it's anime, but come on.
>>378181057
...
Why does that picture even exist.
How did the metaverse disappear if Mona can still talk?
>>378181139
Correct
>>378181023
Kawakami mentions she's 26.
Too bad Kawakami isn't from CALIFORNIA
>>378181150
Clearly the Personaverse is also part of the Ace Attorneyverse.
>>378181150
She is a real ballbuster.
>>378128580
>>378181401
She can bust my balls anytime
>>378181465
NOOOOOO SHES PURE!
>>378181465
Sauce
>>378181229
Did any of the party members comment on her dress? I know it was a serious part of the game, but I someone should have at least mentioned it.
>>378181229
>>378181646
What does her dress represent? Is Sae secretly a slut?
>>378181229
Nijima hips are a gift from god
>>378134206
I dont enjoy tv period. Ill laugh at some of the jokes but tv just doesn't entertain me
>It was lacking in umami
What the hell does umami mean?
>>378181465
Why is all the P5 porn shit? I can't find anything featuring Ann where she isn't a whore or being raped
>>378182473
It's a kind of taste like sour or sweet.
>>378181830
A lot of her theming is jealousy and envy. Yellow flowers are associated with envy in Japan, as are dogs. She has tattoos and elements of both on her outfit.
The outfit itself is just something someone would wear while in Vegas. Free wheeling, no fucks given stuff.
This motherfucker walks into Leblanc and smacks your girl on the ass, what do you do?
>>378182473
It's kind of savory. Like mushrooms or soy sauce are said to be umami flavor.
>>378182473
In general it's what "savory" stuff tastes like.
>>378182838
Watch her kick his ass.
>>378131580
deserved it tbqh
I wish you could buy and build model kits to decorate your room in P5 like you could in P4.
>>378183226
Me too.
>Tfw no not!sinanju/not!Sazabi to decorate your room with for that p5 aesthetic
>>378183552
It annoys me how even one decoration is romance route exclusive or another is literally only available between 2 specific ranks of a confidant.
>>378130319
DELETE THIS