heres your controller bro

thank you bro

>playing vidya
>controller turns into a metal slime and runs away
>burst into treats

>>378128169
I remember seeing this at Gamestop and wanting it so bad, but I had no idea what Dragon Quest was

>Grab the controller
>Accidentally deal 15 damage to it
>"Controller has been defeated!"
>"Anon has gained 3 experience points!"
>"What's this? The controller has dropped a chest."
>"Anon opens the chest... what luck! A medicinal herb!"

Y-You too

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>>378130595
So your parents were hiding pot into your video games?
Based

>>378130595
I love this post.

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>>378128169
i got one of these with my copy of dq8 for ps2 long ago. it's actually really, really comfortable and easy to play with.
bad news is that it isn't a hard plastic. the bulk of it is that soft rubber that you find on razor grips -and while it's comfortable, it will turn sticky and attract dirt several years later. yes, the slime controller actually starts degrading into slime if you go half a decade without touching it.

Anon casts Bump!

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>>378128169
>here's your controller bro, catch
>FUCK IT RAN AWAY

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Here's your controller, bro.