Redpill me on why /v/ hates elves?

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They are a blight upon any fantasy setting.

>>378121916
Eh, they are basically super-frenchies. Also they get to live 1000 years and they spend is playing the fucking lute or w/e.

I like elves.

>>378123567
Gay

>jrpg elves
cock craving sluts who can't get enough dick
>wrpg elves
we were formerly kings and stuff

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What's going on in this thread

They're basically Turks

>pretentious
>vain
>usually use magic
>perma-sarcastic
>when they do use weapons they twiddle knives around or pirouette aimlessly to look cool
>incestuous and gay
>are bigger jews than dwarfs
>can't grow facial hair
>anachronistically, probably use shampoo
>demean all other races because they don't do these things


I'm URGIN' for a PURGIN'

>>378121916
>>378123301
it's not rape if it's an elf

>>378124121
pretty sure most of those dont apply to turks

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>>378121916
because in every single fantasy setting they appear, they're at the root of every bad thing happening in the world
and then they act all high and pretentious about themselves

and if the game they appear in is multiplayer and they're playable, they're guaranteed to be a magnet for little kids and waifufags

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>>378121916
because they're the equivalent of aryan people

/tg/ memes.

>>378124081
fuck off tumblr

>>378124357
>muh cradle of civilisation
>muh cultural hub
>muh scimitars
>muh finest silks

>>378124713
Fuck, I want to fuck an elf.

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Because they are disgusting.

I like barefoot elves

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>>378121916
Even though it's fantasy, Elves are SO attractive it's a reminder of why they'll never attract women. Especially highborns and High Elves, they are beyond human, they're literally the thing you're supposed to hate due to how absolutely perfect they are no matter what setting they're implemented. They live longer than Humans, they are smarter than Humans, develop more wisdom more Humans, and have the time to develop a skill far greater than any Human.

This >>378124713

>>378124887
Lol who the fuck associates elves with hairy brown middle easterners

>>378121916

I don't hate them, I hate the people that use them in their settings without thinking twice about the implications of the shit they throw in.

>a race of humanoids with heightened senses, lifespan, knowledge and capabilities - essentially humans 2.0
>they just behave like really sarcastic humans that somehow do choices 20000 times more stupid than any availble human in the setting and most often wind up self-nuking themselves
>their only role in the storyline is act bitchy and talk about magic, or be the bimbo assistant of some bigger figure

Why even bother?

>>378125583
>bimbo elf assistant

DUDE

>>378123478
Elves are basically superNEETs. When a 17 year old human and a 600 year old elf both go on a quest to slay goblins and they both get similar results you know elves are basically a waste of space.

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>>378121916

>>378124081
Fuck you Merill

>>378125156
this

Lizard girls are superior.

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>>378124864
>>378125929

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>>378121916
Hahah, ebin bread. DEUS VULT, my fellow memesters

I hate elves, but goddamn do I love moist towelettes

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>elves
>in my /v/

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people are just jelly of elves

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Elves are basically happy normies:
>tall
>pretty
>live good lives
>"just chill" all day
>loved by girls
>useless
>feel superior to everyone
>pretentious and overrated

The feeling for elves is envy for someone who lucked out, but is actually a cunt.
Like when you see a rich kid who eats expensive food on his father's private jet, then shits on everyone poorer than him for not being born rich.

>>378121916
ORC'D

Because more than any other fantasy race, they have terrible cliches inflicted on them by equally terrible writers.

I would fuck an elf but not hug her

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>>378121916
Actual mythical elves, unlike Tolkien-style elves, are not "misunderstood" or any shit like that.

Elves in actual mythology are fucking shithead bastards who get off on tricking people and making their lives miserable.
They're like the complete and utter dickhead version of faires.

>>378126472
Those have nothing to do with the elves we're talking about. Literally irrelevant post

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>>378126532
>yosuba b

what a fuckin pleb

>>378126472

Pretty sure real fairies are actually the exact same level of dickhead. Making them "cute and amiable" is just recent development.
The general census is that they were horrible, horrible creatures that literally earned sexual pleasure from the misfortune of others, and just generally enjoyed suffering.
The legend of Tam Lin is a good example of that much.

>>378126580
Do you eat glue or some shit

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>>378126321
>being poor

>>378126472
>dark elves in scandinavian mythology were black, red-eyed midgets who tricked freya into fucking them

>>378121916
Probably because of Pelinal and his campaign of glorious slaughter.

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>>378126678
It's not my fault I'm a slav

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>>378126645
If you shouldn't eat the glue, why would they make it taste so good

>>378126704
hot

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>>378125238
high elves are best elves. literally the fucking aryans of fantasy with the best looking civilizations and weapons/armor gilded in gold and perfect in every way. muh grimdark fags just can't stand that.

>>378125927
The elves are massive faggots in that comic.

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One of these two has a penor

>>378126704
i thought she willingly whored herself out for a necklace they made

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>>378126821

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>>378124713
They are Nordic mythology so.

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>>378126837
well two of the elves at least

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>>378126879
it was supposed to be a valuable mastercrafted necklace but it wasn't

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>>378126472
>read up on actual elves
>they had fucking magical holes in their backs full of insects and bark or some shit, or fucking horrible gory shit that somehow didn't bother them
>they'd throw a shit fit if you reacted in any way other than pretending it wasn't there

>>378125929
T.Fenris

>>378121916
Because the two of the most common fantasy races, elves and dwarves are both not-humans who are based on exaggerated humans aspects of femininity and masculinity, respectively. "Elves are faggots" is not a meme or a joke, it's a plain fact. They're designed to act more feminine than humans, even if they're males.
Mtf trannies and traps are basically the elves of the real world.

>>378126963
lol owned

>>378126968
i think you're thinking of the huldra/skogsrae, not really an elf in the norse/icelandic sense

>>378126617
Do they take pleasure out of their own suffering, because those fairies were sometimes described as being like 2-3 feet tall which makes them perfect dicksleeves

>>378126854
It's the right one, obviously

>>378126854
Quite the pickle eh. I guess if we settle for a blow job and never check it won't matter which one we pick then.

>>378126941
Did he make the comic more about sex like it started, or is still all drama with a pinch of sex?

And has he stopped with the elf/halfling pairing, because that was getting boring

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>>378121916
>will stab you in the back on the drop of a dime
>think they're superior to everyone else, even other elven races
>always working on some kind of "fuck everyone over" plan
Name ONE universe where elves do not fall into even one of the above reasons to hate elves

>>378127048
Probably, this was years ago that I read up on it. I was just remembering it now.

>>378126941
That human girl basically said that she is a huge slut who would hit on anything, and she still will be a prude compared to an elf.

>>378127248
Dwarf Fortress

In DF, elves are eco-terrorists who zerg rush and eat those who cut too many trees.

>>378127005
Then who are the dwarves?

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>>378127324
LIES

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>>378126794
>being poor
>also not being white

>>378123567

t. Legolas

>>378127347
>elves are eco-terrorists who zerg rush and eat those who cut too many trees.
I'd say that falls under
>will stab you in the back on the drop of a dime

>>378126687
I don't really get Knights of the 9. Why exactly are Meridia's troops fighting against the knights, since the main evil bad guy is an undead elf? Isn't the precisely the one thing that Meridia hates?

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>>378123567
Fear not, you won't live long enough to regret those words

>>378127364
It works the other way around too, obviously.

>>378127568
Nah, it's not "in the back"
They give a big fat warning that they will fuck you up if you don't slow down with the tree cutting, then, if you don't listen, show up in a giant horde with war bears and shit

>>378127659

Who would win, future robot vs Sil's entire cyborg army?

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>>378127772
No, not wedding dresses! You just had to find out one of my weaknesses, you filthy elf!

>>378127715
I'm asking who the dwarves of real life are.

>>378127005
there's a difference between masculinity/femininity and man/female, for instance divination was considered feminine even though it was often done by men. compassion and tolerance are also feminine traits but usually manifest to some extent in men

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>>378127005
I don't know dude, you're sounding more like a jealous cunt. Elves are walking statuettes and masterpieces, literally fucking Adonis'.

>>378125238
>>378126821

>>378127441
Slavs are white homie

>>378127910
Slavs

>>378127910
I just answered that.

>>378127981
Elves are not for love.
Elves are only for violating.

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>>378127981

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>>378128051

>>378128140
The only reason to fuck an elf is to see their haughty attitude disappear as they become disgusting animals. No love.

>>378128039
No you didn't

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>>378128073

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Elves are the Jews of fantasy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

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Is this the thread for posting brown white haired elves?

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>>378128453

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>>378121916
Elves are faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

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>>378128453
Yes

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>You will never by a fucktoy for elves

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Cause they're sluts without dignity.

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I heard you guys were talking shit on elves

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>>378128514
>>378128564
Good

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FOR SALE: ELF MAIDEN

ONLY 76 YEARS OLD, STILL PURE AND UNTARNISHED
VERY OBEDIENT
FRESHLY BATHED

>>378128641
You're just another old elf in a young elf's skin, using clever words to mask an obvious truth. This is not about race or freedom. Or even vengeance. You're here because someone powerful told you to be. Someone who's using you. They may wear a crown, carry a magic wand, or even lead a guild.
But be sure of this: it's not about your freedom, your rights, or your ears. Nilfgaard ploughed you once, now someone new does. Am I wrong?

I want knock up an elf and leave her!

>>378128616
The race in your pic are also cannibals who live in houses made out of the remains of their fallen enemies and butchered animals.

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>>378128734
>ONLY 76 YEARS OLD, STILL PURE AND UNTARNISHED

Can you prove it?

>>378128691
Why does brown skin and white hair make my boner so happy?

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>>378128691

>>378127986
They're barely human, let alone white

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No dignity, no grace.
This one has a slutty face.

>>378128734
You seem to have some experience with elves.
I could use some help, my elf has climbed up a tree and refuses to come down, what do? chopping down the tree is not an option local Dryads and Ents would give me to much trouble.

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>>378126174
Stop this. I've been clean from WoW all year.

>>378129087
it will come down on its own when it gets horny

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>>378128852
Because its the patrician choice. White blonde haired elves are too vanilla, brown skin white hair is where its at in general.

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>>378128832
But of course, she has her Certificate of Virginity!

I see you guys are trading. What's the cheapest female elf I can buy?

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>>378126617
Drakengard's the only game I can think of that capitalizes on that.

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>>378129167

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>>378129190
No signature, dirty Kolechian spy!

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people are just angry about them because they wouldn't get laid by these fucktoys even if they were real

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>>378129390
Hey!

>>378129046
>slutshaming my warchief
back the fuck off?!?!?!?!

Elves are for _____

>>378129481
more like whorechief :D :DD

>>378129529
genocide

>>378129390
There is no such thing as consensual sex with elves

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>>378129460
What?

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>>378121916
They molest children and are typically massive whores, they also burn the orc dick

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I think the reason why /v/ hates elves and love dwarves so much is because they can see themselves in the hairy, short disgusting manlets that live in literal caves and thus sympathize with them, meanwhile the elves are walking demigods who are immortal, tall, masters of every craft, smart, beautiful and successful at life which is the very opposite of /v/.

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>>378129618
Not cool, man

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>>378129618

>>378129382
Cobrastan is best stan

>>378129704
SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE

>>378121916
While I love Tolkien himself, all the Tolkien clones are boring as fuck. I hate how incredibly overused elves and dwarves are, so lazy. Make up your own damn races. And I don't mean races that fit all the characteristics of elves and dwarves but just have different names.

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>>378129763
You figured it out, detective.

>>378129763
>wanting to be the scheming, girly faggot instead of the hard working, burly strongman

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>>378121916

>>378129763
Elves are faggots who live in trees and play with their own excrement like monkeys yet are constantly bitching about modern technology and civilization enjoyed by humans and mastered by dwarves.

>>378128616
wat gaem

>>378130036
elder scrolls online

>>378129874
kys quickly

>>378129763
So you're saying the same thing as >>378126321 except in a retarded way

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>>378124292
TFW I just want to murder Elves. But elves aren't people so it isn't murder.

>>378130036
elder scrolls online

>>378127772
I want to commit a crime against god and the church.

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>>378130082
What the fuck is a christmas cake

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>>378129460
I don't know how or why, but between BotW and ARMS, somehow Nintendo has cranked up the waifu game to 11.
It's fucking crazy, they're pumping out semen demons at an incredible rate.

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>>378121916
Fucking knife ears

>>378124081
Why haven't you killed yourself yet Merril fag. Stop making threads about what could possibly be the worst video game ever conceived.

>>378130207
An older woman that hasnt married yet or had any children

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>>378130258
I prefer my mattress really hard, it's better for my back

>>378130207
An unmarried woman over 25.

They're called Christmas cakes because, just like an actual Christmas cake, no one wants them after the 25th.

>>378130270
>hate knife ears
>put metal knife ears on helmet

Why

>>378128453
sauce?

>>378127751
> not enjoying free bones and other loot
> not equipping your crossbowmen with bolts made of elvish bones
I bet you don't gather goblinite either.

>>378127658
He's not undead he has an immortal soul. Meridia is fighting with him because he is her son. I think that's the jist of it.

>>378130207
In Japan, no one wants to fuck a single woman over 30, despite still being perfectly good

Also in Japan, no one wants to eat a Christmas Cake the day after Christmas, despite still being perfectly good

Thus, Single Woman over 30 = Christmas Cake

>>378130207
>>378130289
Specifically, a woman who hasn't married before 25 years of age. The joke being that nobody wants to eat a Christmas cake after December 25th.

>>378130370
>>378130289
>>378130482
Oh, I hadn't even heard of a christmas cake. Thank you for informing me.

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>>378130270

I DROPPED HIM LIKE A FUCKING ELK.

A FUCKING ELK!

HAHAHAHA.

>>378130370

What the fuck is an "actual Christmas cake"

>>378130396
if he got into an ear fight with an elf he'll shiv the shit out of any regular knife ear with those

>>378130425
google image search you tremendous faggot

Nonsummerjack

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>>378128617
>>378128691
>>378128734
>>378128952
>>378129046
Fuck off knife earssssssss

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>>378130572

>>378130207
single and childless woman past her 20s

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>>378130572
A... cake that you eat at Christmas?
I really don't know what you're confused by.

It's two words that you know the definition of and which you understand the grammatical juxtaposition of and yet you have failed to grasp the concept somehow.

>>378130572
in japan traditional christmas food is cake and kfc

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>>378130572
a cake that you eat on christmas, I would assume but don't quote me on that one please

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>>378130572
they're usually those shitty fruitcakes during xmas

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>>378130616
Calm down crusaderfag. There is a specific time and a place for crusading against elves, and that time is not now.

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>>378129087
JUST CALL ON PELINAL "MACE THE MER RACE" WHITESTRAKE GOOD FORTUNE AND DED ELVES WILL COME YOUR WAY

>>378130456
Yeah. He's half-daedra, so when he dies in Tamriel, he re-spawns in Oblivion.

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>>378130728
Two nukes and Fukushima weren't enough

Japan's depiction of elves was a mistake.

Tolkien elves are cool as fuck.

I want to fuck an elf girl (male).

>>378130786
But I don't want a dead elf, I want her to get down from the tree.

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why are brown elves far superior than their lesser counterparts

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>>378126260
FUCKING MERRRRRRRRRRRRRR?

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>>378130768
listen to that man, first come the greenskins, then the furries then Jerusalem and lastly the elves

Elves are breeding stock for diversity's sake.

>>378130876
Show her your dick

>>378130890
only superior as cock sleeves

>>378130832
Yes. KFC is clearly Japans fault, And whats wrong with having cake for Christmas .

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>>378126058

fuck those guys, merrill might be retarded and """"gigglesquee"""" like the retarded BW writers put it, but she legit is very cute and petite. Unfortunate that is literally all DA2 has going for it other than flashy attack animations

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>>378130961

>>378128734
OFFER IS STILL OPEN, THIS ELF MAIDEN LONGS FOR A MASTER TO SERVE

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>>378127772
God damn it!
Elves are not supposed to turn me on this much

>>378130841
>japanese elves are just normal people with long ears
>tolkien elves are just blonde lanky faggots with long ears

?

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what are elves good for?

>>378126821
THIS THIS THIS
But I also like hard-working, dirty, smithing, forging, beardy rock digging dwarves
I enjoy the tropes of each fantasy race, equally I think. However, the human race are usually poorly done Imo.
There should also be a standard now for Draconian beings (aka Lizard Men)

>>378131071
>>tolkien elves are just blonde lanky faggots with long ears
I see you haven't read Tolkien.

>>378130950
Didn't work but now the Centaur next door seems interested.

>>378131003
Thank you, fuck. Have your Merrill threads if you must, but don't fucking talk about DA2 as if that abomination has anything else going for it.

>>378130890
Because they combine the most attractive features of white European women (or Asian, depending on the source) with the taboo fantasy of the hyper-sexualized primitive/tribal woman.

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>>378124713

>those "eyebrows"

>>378131035
???

>>378131071
Tolkien elves are pretentious lanklets with shitty culture and best stats
Jap elves are cowtitted, dimwitted monstrosities that only exist to be fucked

Both suck

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>>378131098
What about a Dwelf

>>378130890
I would fuck nonsummerjack soo deep, but there's something about her face I don't find attractive. Maybe if she actually smiled, instead of doing that weird half-thing.

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>>378131293

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>>378131293
Disgusting
Pure breed = best breed
Unless we're talking draconian + human for them hafu dragon

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>>378130841
Tolkien elves are good. I'd prefer them to be more militarized and metal though.

>>378131383
Her face looks a bit derpy in some shots, but that body is A+

>>378131293
What about an Earlf?

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>>378131254
but at least the jap elves suck my cock so they win

>>378130841

Japan's elves are basically the bimbo version of Tolkien's elves.

I win either way.

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>>378131098
it's getting there

>>378131520
They can't, because they're 2D

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>>378131546
My absolute nigger!
New chapter when?

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>>378126968
>>378127048

Skogsra is pretty well-represented in SMT, at least in IV. I learned alot of various mythologies through SMT and the lore drops attached to each through the summoning apps.

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>>378131293
I hate midgets and treehuggers equally.

God I am very sexually frustrated

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>>378124713
>those nudes

>>378131605
>he still hasn't figured out how to have sex with his 2D waifu

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>>378121916
i think that elves look cute

>>378131605
My tulpa says hello

>>378131772
Fuck off /dag/

>>378131708
what was Garithos' opinion on dwarves anyway? Was he hating elves and undead for a reason or was he just racist towards everything not human?

>>378131383
>>378131501
>her
look at his shoulders, they're wider than his hips.

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>>378131772

>>378129190
>his virginity
how much you want for em'?

>>378131919
Dwarves were a part of humans in WC3 so that wouldn't make much sense.

>>378131661
One came out yesterday!

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>>378131661
quality takes time

>>378131708
Midgets keep to themselves though.
We only need to assblast them when they're trying to mine our hills, OUR HILLS.

Elves are for death right now or yesterday.

>>378131938
There are pictures that proves that there is no penis, can't post them on a blue board tho. look up her KoF angel set

>>378131958
Elves were too, but he still mistrusted and hated them for little reason

>>378132087
They were? As what unit? I remember Rifleman and Mortar team being Dwarves, but no Elves.

>>378129046
What happened with Jaina?
She's Elf now???

>>378131957
A clerical error, I assure you. I'd be more than happy to drop the price a fair bit for my mistake

I should play that Slave Market VN again where you train/mindbreak 2 elves

>>378132087
Garithos is a fucking meme character. He's a bumbling retard that another retard at Blizzard wrote.

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Elves are a scourge.

>>378132193
Healers if i remember correctly

>>378132193
they had the priests and in frozen throne the spell breaker, blood mage hero and the dragonhawk riders

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>>378132256
>insulting based Garydos

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>>378132001
NANI!?! Thanks anon
>>378132002
It might be way to optimistic of me, but I sincerely hope GS becomes as great as Berserk one day
Both in terms of quality and story

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>>378132193
yeah priests

>>378121916
uuh we so gifted with magicc and archery skills. And the nature loves us. And we live fr 100000 years and we are so supreme.
Fuck elves
Fuck you

>>378132256
he was one of the last defenders of Lordaeron though
Admiral Proudmoore is still the best, he will live in our hearts forever

>>378128310
What is this from?

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>>378132324
>>378132328
>>378132482
Neat.

>>378132374
No one gave a single shit about Garithos until /pol/ posters started shitting up every WarCraft thread with GARITHOS WAS RIGTH XDDDD

The only thing I remember about him is that he was a dumb fuck that disliked High Elves and then trusted Sylvanas for no reason and then he died like a little bitch.

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>>378132559

>>378132602
>trusted Sylvanas for no reason
she was a banshee who charmed him and most of his troops so he would help her defeat the demon lords, then she killed him

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>>378121916
They are badly done. By "badly done", I mean boring and common.

>>378126821
this

>>378132663
I bet Jaina really regretted her decision.
>>378132727
He thought Sylvanas was just going to hand him Lordaeron after the demons were "killed". No clue why he was so stupid though.

>>378132727
No.

>Detheroc's powers of mental domination made quick slaves of Garithos and his men. The human served as Detheroc and Balnazzar's pet for some time until they were attacked by Sylvanas and Varimathras. Sylvanas slew Detheroc and Garithos was freed from his bondage. Garithos was asked to join Sylvanas in the final attack on Balnazzar and he agreed, so long as Lordaeron was left to him. The banshee agreed - but secretly had no intention of keeping her word.

Garithos wasn't mind controlled when he allied with Sylvanas - an undead elf that was allied with demons.

The writing in TFT was fucking retarded compared to RoC.

I want to FUCK an elf girl.

>>378126821
it's funny that you posted pic of a russian guy while bragging about aryans

>>378125207
You'll love the Dalish then.

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I can think of one big thing I like about dark elves

>>378124081
The only thing worse than an elf is a Tumblr elf.

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>>378129275
>brown elf

>>378133158
That they don't stink of french fries? I prefer the oni

>>378125156
God I love Pelinal

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>>378133267
Brown (2D) girls are a miracle of the universe (other miracles include tomboys, spats and underboob)

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>>378129275
Ayyyo let's go

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>>378133453

>>378126983
and Anders

>>378124713

Nailed it. Nerds hate elves, Superman, Cyclops, and Kenshiro because all of those are higher beings than some bitter no-life nerd.

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>>378133283
>I prefer the oni
Good taste

>>378126687
>heard there were some elves in this area
>oh here they are, oh boy oh boy time for elf bashing
>hmm I've killed like a thousand of them but something feels off, lemme check the manual
>wait, these elves have tails, do elves have tails?
>do elves have fur?
>uh oh

>>378133158
SAUCE? I can't find it anywhere.

>>378121916
Elves may or may not be worse than mages, it's tough to say since both are disgusting scum

>>378133638
Elf-san wa Yaserarenai chapter 2

>>378133632
and nothing of value was lost

>>378127168
That pairing been ended. The drama was at a climax after that, and now it's pretty mellow.

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>>378133713
What about Elf mages?

>>378121916
Knife-ears are generally pompous, elitist, isolationist, hippy-dippy, religious fags. They live five times longer than us and never mature emotionally past their twenties. They're mostly shit-tier craftsmen, and can stay hidden in whatever forest or island they chose to fag up.

-Not a Dwarf

>>378131071
>tolkien elves are just blonde lanky faggots
>I have never read Tolkien's books but Im still talking
Read Silmarillion you stupid faggot. Tolkien's elves are one of most alpha races depicted in fantasy.

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>elves

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>>378127986
>>378132432
I really hope we can see his shit get pushed in again when he starts slaying the wrong group gobbos owned by some boyz.

>>378133436
all those put together would be the best boner ever

>>378133846
the epitome of absolute heresy

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>>378133931
I don't remember this part

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>>378133931
W-what?

>>378133753
I'm trying to find a good manga website but all of them suck ass. What's a good one?

>>378133931
wait wtf is that

>>378123301
Only thing those two are a blight on is my sperm count.

>>378133052
no it isn't

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>>378121916
let me tell you about elves

>>378123478
ridiculous french is the eternal knight

>>378133931
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE
THAT NEVER HAPPENED

>>378128453
God yes.

>>378134135
MUH TEMERIA

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>>378133713
I heard you like elven mages?

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>>378133846

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>>378134198
Fuck you Nilfgaardian nigger. Temeria and the Blue Stripes will rise again and crush you.

>>378134030
>>378134034
>>378134042
>>378134176
Extended Edition. There is loads of hilariously stupid but fun things. Like Legolas soloing an entire army. Seriously anybody who hates these scenes is an autistic melt.

>>378134042
a big pile of shit made by jackson

>>378134298
>Extended Edition
Motherfuckers, they did it again

>>378127048
Dane here, not an expert just a normal Dane.

Norse mythology has generally developed a lot through pop culture over the years. Huldrefolk and elves may as well be synonymous and there's no correct answer as to which are supposed to have hollow backs, which are basically succubi and which ones live in the hills with their king. It's folklore, so it's all muddy and melted together

>>378121916
Because 4chan is 90% fat bearded men and they identify with dwarfs who stereotypically have to hate elves.

Original Tolkien elves are actually pretty badass vikings.

>>378134361
he never wanted to direct the hobbit movies

>>378126073
DEUS VULT

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>>378133052
>it's funny that you posted pic of a russian guy while bragging about aryans
>Slavs
>not the only true aryans in Europe

>>378134498
>Original Tolkien elves are actually pretty badass vikings

no vikings are nigger/orc tiers

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>>378134627
>>378133052

>>378133931

How does that even work

>>378129809
>knows where her character is from
the absolute madwoman

>>378134587
>>378134554
>>378134221
Why are they so fat?

>>378134594
del toro was a better choice for adapting a kid book

>>378121916
I like all races equally, except orcs, ogres, goblins, trolls, kobolds, fish people

>>378134709
Rule of cool, probably

>>378134110
>no it isn't
It is.
I've even read his interview to some site.
He was spotted on some obscure russian comvention 'I am Androgin'

>>378121916
It's just a meme.
Are you retarded?

>>378128416
Lolno, that's dwarfs.

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>>378134759
You're fat

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>>378134759
Elves.

>>378134759
gorging on semen

>>378123301
Why isn't she blue