apologize.

It's still gonna sell worse than Wii U

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Why does /v/ praise the Switch so much again?
So far it has only received ports of games we've already played

>>378109490
Because /v/ is riddled with autists. So we get the manchildren permanently stuck in their childhood and clinging to nostalgia because they hate change.

It's fine, though, in 5 years these people will all be gone because that's about when the company started to decline. Sony is the only company that will be relevant here at that point, because it's looking like Microsoft is boned if Scorpio doesn't rejuvenate the xbone.

>>378109490
it actually has games, unlike PS4 and Xbone

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>>378109740
It's comparable to Xbone, but PS4 has way more.

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>Nintendo is one of the most revered and respected video game developers on the planet.
>/v/ slams Nintendo, claiming it's for kids.
>/v/ routinely throws hissy fits and tantrums any time Nintendo get some praise.
>/v/ blunders along with deluded, unchecked, irrational hatres of a video game company.

Why is it that the same people claiming Nintendo is for kids are the same ones who act like the biggest babies? Oh the irony.

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>>378109782
Yeah, maybe in dreams

>>378109612
Holy fuck this delusion. How old are you child? I'm going to politely suggest you stop embarrassing yourself.

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>>378109912

>>378109976
There are at least 3 games out right now not on that list lmao

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>>378109782
It doesn't have Monster Hunter

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>>378110052
Gonna need more than three.

>>378109490
They think they're the shit just cause they got a port of monster hunter, kinda shows how sad they really are.

>>378109490
>/v/
>Playing games

>>378109490

It's NintendoGAF.

>>378110082
And the Switch doesn't have Wonderful 101.

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>>378109612
>So we get the manchildren permanently stuck in their childhood and clinging to nostalgia because they hate change.

IT'S ONLY
>:APPLE CRUNCHING:
OKAY WHEN
>:TNT EXPLOSION:
SONY AND IT'S FANS
>WOAAAAAAAAAAH!
DOES NOSTALGIA
>RUTABAGA!

>>378110149
Those are games?

>>378110290
No, only Nintendo games are games.

>>378109740
So far it doesn't have anything I can't play on my Wii U. But I'm probably going to get one just for Splatoon 2 since I loved the original so much.

>>378109929
I'm 24, little Timmy.

>>378110462
And I'm 37. Faggot.

>>378110274
Sony hasn't been shilling the same franchises for 30 years.

Not that they ever had much to begin with, I didn't even like Crash as a kid.

>>378110462
>>378110510
And I'm 54, faggots

>>378108976
im sorry you fell for the switch meme

>>378110587
I'm sorry you fell for the nintendoom memes

>>378110445

Quality b8 m8

>>378110656
How am I wrong?

>>378110587
It's one thing to buy something some people wouldn't buy, another to try to justify your own purchase to those same people.
Just like PS4, Xbone and PC, no platform is for everyone, and every platform gets hate and joked about.

Are Nintendo drones just more emotionally invested in their company of choice than other drones?

>>378110695
>1-2-Switch
>Bomberman
>Snipperclips
>On Wii U

>>378110642
>nintendoom
I'm a bit of a naysayer but even I realize that even if the Switch did flop miserably, they could just recede into the handheld market and only do that. They've got literally no competition in that area because Sony refuses to support the Vita worth a shit in the West. Other than, you know, literally everyone's smartphones.

>>378110893
Listing those games is like listing Knack. What a joke

>>378110462
I'm almost 40 you silly child. I fucking just knew you would be about half my age. And you behave even younger than that.

>>378110968
I know.
I'm falseflagging.
There actually are no games worth buying a Switch for if you already have a Wii U. This is the reason people say "no one has a Wii U" and ">he fell for the Wii U" in a lot of Switch threads.

>>378110445
You actually can't play MK8D on your Wii U, not can you play Snipperclips, Kamiko, Bomberman, Bomberman R or the ARMS beta this weekend

>>378108976
Fooled me once (Wii U)
Not gonna fool me twice (Switch)

>>378111053
>You actually can't play MK8D on your Wii U
I can play everything but the battle mode.
>not can you play Snipperclips, Kamiko,
oh no a bunch of shovelware, what ever will I do
>or the ARMS beta this weekend
Says a lot when you're trying to brag about a fucking beta.

>>378111007
>40
>discussing vidya on a board for autists
>laughing at people younger than he is for the sole reason they're younger than he is

>>378108976
I APOROGIZE.

>>378108976
I'm sorry Nintendo continues to shit the bed.

>>378111202
I actually just come here because it's hilarious. I absolutely fucking love how Nintendo exists as an unfathomable enigma to the clueless kiddies of /v/. Watching the faces of the young shitstains here contort in anger and rage as Nintendo stand resolute as an unshakeable behemoth in the video game landscape. It fills me with an endless joy.

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>>378110214
Wonderful 102 never ever

>>378110274
>Le obvious timed exclusive not even made by sony

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>>378111381
>>378110214
>no Wonder Pink costume in Bayonetta 2 to go with Alruna
What a missed opportunity.

>>378111419
>It doesn't count as a Sony game even though we constantly shill it and treat it like one!

>>378111053
I find it funny how die hard Ninten-drones will shill absolute dogshit like this to other grown men. These type of games are not exciting anyone but Nintendo dickriders, and this is coming from someone who's been a major Nintendo fan his whole life. If you had something like metroid prime you'd have credit to brag

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i believed in it, i'm glad it's doing well

>>378109490
what would you rather, disgaea 5 complete or amiibo festival switch? exactly

ill wait for the 250$ non portable New Switch before that.

>>378109490
Because i can play Puyo Puyo Tetris in bed with my wife, and then when she falls asleep i can plug my headphones in and play The legend of zoldon

>>378111797
LMAO in your dreams

Nintendo always wins

>>378109490
nobody bought a WiiU

>>378114136
more people bought wii us than switches

>>378114210
in the same timeframe? no, sweetie

>>378114269
why does timeframe matter? you said nobody bought a wii u

>>378114269
moving the goalposts

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>>378114330
>>378114370

are you guys stupid?

I'm sorry

>>378114474
Are you?
>frogposter
Never mind, already know the answer

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>>378114551

>>378111797
>non portable switch

why would you want this

>it clicks!

literally fidget spinner meme: the console

>>378114803
he never leaves the basement

>>378108976
I'm sorry.

I'll still wait for E3 though

>>378109490
>ports are only bad on Nintendo
>when Sony has it's library bloated with them and that's fine

>>378111419
>timed exclusive
[citation needed]

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>>378110542
>Sony hasn't been shilling the same franchises for 30 years.

Sony doesn't shill the same franchises for 30 years because they fucking can't.

Implying sony friends wouldn't have loved to have more (good) games of their beloved old franchises.

But it turns out the studios in charge don't know how to keep a franchise fresh for more than 3 games in a row before it burns out, so the most toxic part of the fanbase feels the urge to shit talk the franchises of the competition just at the expense of that they manage to keep their franchises in shape and relevant.

Bought a switch 3 minutes ago.

I bet Nintendo announce some fucking cool limited edition system at E3 and I get fucked over.

I hate electronics

>>378109490
Because potential, future titles look good, impressive (yes it is you shitposters) hardware

>>378115463
You know that wipeout, gran turismo and crash are Sony's next big games right?

>>378108976
>300+ bucks to play MH in the future
>plus paid online
The future doesnt look bright.

>>378115342
It's not a Sony IP and it's made by activision, why would it not be ported?

>>378115464
Nigger all limited Edition shit will probably just be different joycons

It looks like my dream of Nintendo dying is losing steam. I might have to pick up game design and stress myself to become the best so I can compete with them. Shit.

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>>378116000
I hope so.

But I bet their will be an all white switch announced at E3. I like white systems

>>378116330
Nah production is limited enough as it is, it's easier to just make limited joycons

>>378115570

Let's break that down:

>2 Remakes
>Gran turismo 8.

>b-but these don't count hahahah

These are hardly enough to qualify as "sony making an effort to keep their franchises fresh and alive". Literally more graphix and hardly compares to actually making a proper crash sequel, for example.

Plus i wouldn't count crash as a sony anything since it seems it will be yet another timed exclusive.

>>378109490
Normally I've been getting each and every multiplat on PC. The Switch actually gave me reasons to consider some of them for the Switch instead.

As far as I am concerned that alone makes it a desirable system.
Then add exclusives that'll never ever get on PC and it's not a bad deal at all. I appreciate being able to use the joycons and the pro controller on my PC as well.

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>Vita library is ports
>"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

>Switch library is ports
"Cooooooooooooooool!"

>>378119594
Vita didn't have any games

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>>378119887

Why? It's success was fairly obvious right?

Great console, great games.

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>>378108976
So far it only has worth playing
>Mario Oddysey
>Zelda BotW

In order for me to consider buying one it needs
>Smash Bros 5
>Starfox Adventures 2 or actual Starfox without the gimmicky controls
>Metroid Prime 4
>3 or 4 non-first party exclusives that are good

>>378109782
It just came out, what do you expect?

>>378115307
Wrong. They shitted on the Vita because of the same things. Ports and multiplats.