>Watch TAS/speed run >Player starts clipping through walls

>>378098747
You should honestly do pic related to yourself.

>>378098747
>Retard post a thread
>It's shit

>>378098747
if you're watching TAS/speed runs regularly you're probably on the spectrum

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>its basically cheating to complete the game
>everyone's okay with it

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>don't actually watch the TAS/Speed run.
>Just have it playing the background while I browse.

>"Watch" SGDQ speedrun just for white noise of some autist talking nonstop for a while as I fall asleep
Anyone else do this? Podcasts also work.

>>378098747
isn't that the point of a tas speedrun?
to do an impossible to replicate clip?
OP you don't make sense

>>378099037
Just buy a $20 white noise machine

>>378099025
>mfw I've gone through the entire GDQ archive doing this

What is wrong with us

>>378099025
no lie gdq is comfy as fuck background noise for work/shitposting.

>>378098747
This is fine when it's something like skipping a trigger or breaking intended map geometry but when it comes to shit like falling into the void and skimming under the map for 4 minutes bitches just need to make a TAS and call it a day with running boring shit like that.

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>>378098959
Look, another fag who doesn't do speedruns telling everyone how to do speedruns according to his arbitrary definitions and subjective views!

This what white people do when they eat a spicy food

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>Watch TAS/speed run
>Player starts building up speed

>complaining about TAS runs clipping through walls
do you even know how a TAS works?

>>378099764
So its okay to complete a game with cheating? Doesn't seems impressive to me

>>378100178
do you even know what the point of TAS/any% is? if you don't like speedruns, no one is forcing you to watch them

>>378100178
I don't think you know what cheating means.

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>>378098747
Pretty sure you have brain problems.

The point of a speed run is to beat the game as fast as possible on official hardware/software.
If the devs coded the game so you could clip through a wall, and if this is faster than not doing it, then yes a speed run is going to fucking do that.

Next time look up a glitchless category, or one with some other arbitrary restrictions, if the real thing triggers your autism too much.

you know glitchless speedruns are a thing right

>>378100178
There's multiple categories for individual games that include or disallow such glitching as part of the runs. Bitching that people do glitch runs is as stupid as complaining about people racing in cars instead of on foot. Entirely different race categories.

>>378099037
I do this. Not with GDQ though, too much autism and gamer grils and Le donations

I just stick GTA speed runs on. Good or no commentary and good music

>wants to see a game beaten fast
>complains when a game is beaten fast

I heard about watering your seeds but this is ridiculous!

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TAS master race
>playing frame by frame with rerecords
>optimizing the theoretical with the ultimate goal of being an entertaining watch
>get to see all the craziness that can happen with literally perfect inputs

speedrun peasants
>watching and donating to the popular trans pity streamers
>obsessing over which crazy fuck with free time can grind out the best inputs before succumbing to sperging out and deleting their account
>corrupt and no fun allowed """"""""""charity""""""""" event streams

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Can we just ignore the OP and post actual speedrunning things that grinds our gears?

>randomizer races
>pure RNG speedruns (ie Forbidden Memories, Mario Party)
>speedruns that can be effortlessly completed in 20 seconds or less and they're only run for le memes (ie House of Caravan)

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>>378101226
>runner gets an incredible start to a run and manages to PB
>endless resets on chapter 1 for every minor mistake on all future runs because of it.

Fucking hate this shit. At least most people just take the time loss since they know it's highly unlikely to keep up with a godsplit.

speedruns arent interesting when 90% of it is bypassing content

i like to see people be good at the game, not exploit the bugs

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>>378098747
>Watch TAS/speed run
>Player likes the jump

>>378101781
then stop watching the wrong category of speedruns? you only have yourself to blame

>>378100178
retard

>>378101454
whats PB?

>>378103340
Personal Best

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>>378098747
>Speedrunner plays a game from my youth
>CHEATS like a motherfucker, while people cheer them on
It's painful to watch.

>>378103776
Give examples.

>>378103863
He's most likely just an idiot like the OP who thinks that glitching equals cheating.

>>378100871
>before succumbing to sperging out and deleting their account
Narcissa Wright?

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>>378098747
>watch speedrun
>they finish the game in a speedy fashion

>>378103863
Watched as someone jumped through a wall, moved north through black space, and popped out at the final area within twelve seconds.

Doing that and bragging about it would have caused teenage lynchmobs to form.

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>>378104016
>watch speedrun
>they try to speed through the game instead of relaxing and enjoying the game like it's supposed to be

>>378104213
Nah it would have just gotten kids to try getting him to find hidden secret shit out of bounds while he was out there.

>>378104001
>Exploiting the game in a way where gameplay is entirely avoided
>Not cheating
That makes GameShark look like hardmode.

>>378099025
>tab back when I hear something ultra autistic

>>378104213
How is that cheating?

>>378104302
Posts like this make you look like the retard you are, try to avoid making them.

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>"Now I leave the menu up here to cover the dialogue window
>some people find this conversation offensive or triggering, and I want to avoid that"
>tab back in
>mfw

>glitching in a speedrun=cheating
In that case, most instances of skipping loading zones/screens and frame/animation cancelling should be considered cheating. Sidestepping to move fast in OoT should be banned because the devs didn't intend for you to move around the map like that.

>>378104549
When has that happened? I think you're making that up.

>>378099764
>cheat at sports
>it's ok guys you don't know anything about sports

>>378104735
If someone uses a particular trick that's well within the rules of that sport but gives that team the advantage then it's not cheating. Stop using metaphors when you haven't even explained your original point. How is it "cheating" to use glitches? Speedruns that use glitches are in their own categories, it's not cheating if runs without glitches aren't compared to runs with them. You fucking idiot.

>I dont watch speedruns, I don't speedrun myself, I have no idea what speedrunning even is
>but I will still proclaim that runners are just "cheating" when they use something thats actually in the game lmaoo
Why is this board always so retarded when it comes to speedrunning
If your autism is too difficult to handle the usual rulesets, just watch glitchless.

Back in my day, you had to work to bait people.

>>378105020
At least this is video games.

what the fuck is a tas

>>378104735
>slam dunk competition
>ref doesn't call travelling

wtf

>watching speedrun
>they begin editing files and finish the game in 3 seconds

Oh wait, that's actual cheating, not fucking speedrunning

Major skips just tend to be boring in my opinion, I like seeing the entire game done optimally.

Skip to credits speedruns are the worst.

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>>378105049
That's barely a mercy, these days.
The hell are we still doing here?

>>378105052
Tool Assisted Speedrun.
Using an emulator, in general, to make perfect runs. Sometimes entertaining runs too.

>>378101226
Basically everything at modern GDQ
>The car keys guy got banned despite being the only good run that year

>>378104735
video games are only bound by the laws within the the game itself
if the game allows you to glitch through a wall due to a bug in the engine, misaligned geometry, whatever, that's fair game because the game allows you to do it
if you use an action replay to teleport to the end of the game, that's cheating
if you think that using glitches or exploits is cheating, you're retarded.
if you compare video game laws to rulesets in a sport, you're double retarded

>>378105116
Yeah, but it's not cheating, is it? I'm fine with people not liking glitched speedruns, but they aren't against some rules the speedrunning gods made or some shit

>>378105269
Bonesaw is a legend and that run was fucking gold.

>>378105237
Sometimes threads can be funny? Habits are hard to break.

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>>378101226
>watch a speed run on GDQ
>guy is pretty funny
>guy gets banned for being too funny

>>378104302
So warp pipes should be banned then?

>>378105052
Basically the game plays itself at a level no human can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGMum5OMups
Here's a TAS smash battle

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>watching speedrun
>arbitrary code execution
It's cool and all, but the novelty runs out once you see it once.
It's especially boring when it's rta

>>378101226
>quit outs that are just to game the IGT clock
Shouldn't be allowed to be honest famalam

>>378105269
>car keys guy
Story?

>>378102706
Tell me which category of Prey's speed runs I should be watching.

>>378104636
Go home clint

>>378105393
Yeah, sometimes.
Gotta dredge through a whole lotta raw sewage, though.
Can't think of anywhere else to go, either.

>>378098747
muh ethical speedrunning
fuck off

>>378105619
Jack & Daxter speedrun from i think last years SGDQ. Basically the runner had an actual personality and made the run fun to watch. For whatever reason the head jews at GDQ didnt like that and banned him from running the following year.

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>100% TAS

>>378105649
A glitchless if it comes out.
Ghost runs are not going to be good because it will still be an OOB fest.

Now that the game has been broken in half and then some, new categories should pop out. It has similar mechanics and the same runners as Dishonored.

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>>378105785
>100% TAS that just breaks the dial off the percentage counter by glitching memory values till it says it's complete
The absolute worst.

>>378101781
>i like to see people be good at the game, not exploit the bugs
The funny thing is people who type this shit probably couldn't even get within 30 minutes of a glitch speedrun WR.

>>378105735
Anonymity is a double edged sword. And most places will suffer from the same problems.

>>378098807
>drink water

>>378101226
>effortlessly completed in 20s or less
>like house of caravan
I get that the entire run is short and just done for the heck of it/just the title, but charlie grinds that shit for hours across days, nothing effortless about that. Nobody holds it up as a serious achievement and everyone has a hoot about hyping it up, why does it bother you so?

>>378105551
Shit makes watching PC runs unbearable something.

>>378104549
I need a source or Fuck off

>>378107206
>begin open chest animation
>quitout
>20 seconds of menus and loading screens

>begin door open animation
>quitout
>etc

Fucking stop

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>>378100178

> I define the rules for how other people should be allowed to speedrun in a category that already has rigorously defined rules (that I am entirely ignorant of)

>>378098747
>can choose either glitch or glitchless runs to watch
>OP doesn't like glitches
>doesn't choose glitchless
>chooses glitch category and then bitches on 4chan

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>>378098747
>people legitimately want speedruns to always be doing the game fucking normally and all of them to take like 8 hours
>mfw talking to real life people that have this opinion

>>378100178
bait

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>watch basketball trickshot video
>they start making shots outside the court
what the frick dude

>>378109816
Now post a food analogy

TAS does not always include glitches, sometimes TAS only means that the player used save states/slowdowns to achieve those "perfect skills" and I am totally fine with those speedruns
Glitches though? fuck them

>>378098747
Is there a video of that pic?

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>>378109867
>love my moms hamburgers
>watch show about how a chef prepares a hamburger
>they do it really fast and efficient and have it still be tasty
>mfw they don't take 1 hour and kiss my forehead an make a smily face with the ketchup and give me chocolate milk with a swirly straw

Fucking chefs are cheating

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>>378109867
>go to popeyes
>order a bucket
>they hand you a bucket of skinless non deep fried chicken
>wtf dude
>it's okay we used the "deep fry skip"

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>>378109763
That sounds fucking horrifying. How fat were they?

>>378110030
Its completely retarded, it works.

>Runner makes jokes about how if he was married to the game he would be domestically abused and how the game encourages suicide.

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I hate youtubers and twitch and everything like that.

For some reason I absolutely love speedruns and GDQ in particular and have been watching it for 5 years together with /v/ now. But I never watch speedruns outside of this window.

I bet most of /v/ is like me.

>>378099764
Why don't you just pick the credits option right at the main menu for the fastest speed run then?

>>378110778
I never watch GDQ live. Im subbed to the archive channel on youtube and just choose the games that interest me when they upload them all after the event.

>>378111065
I can't do that. It's like watching the sports match a week after it happened. The fun lies in discussing it on /v/

>>378111138
>The fun lies in discussing it on /v/
GDC threads are complete shit tough? It's just tons of spam for the most part. There is literally zero discussion going on with the speed of the threads.

>>378099037

I do, i need some background noise to fall asleep. I usually just put on some long speed run or something and drift away as im watching it, comfy as fuck

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Fact: If out-of-bounds is allowed, then so are ingame cheats. Therefore, I can speedrun Morrowind by giving myself godmode and noclip and /v/ isn't allowed to criticize me.

>>378111365
Like with the rest of /v/ it's pretty easy to spot the age of the poster just by the wording+phrases+images used. If you ignore obvious meme and spam shit you notice people actually discussing stuff or the funny moments when something happens like the jak&daxter.

I don't laugh a lot but /v/ manages to genuinely make me cry with laughter during GDQ. It's an even better event than E3 due to this.

>>378111601
Too hard to scan past dozens of posts to see the actual discussion. Not when I just want to lay back, relax and enjoy the stream. I do it just like this guy >>378111065 for the most part, not really interested in live event discussions anyways. Maybe E3, but only when something happens where I know people will escalate about.

>>378111579
Dumb frogposter.

>>378100314
>if the real thing triggers your autism too much.
Any kind of speed running is autism in its purest form

>>378111713
debug -> command -> kill -> /v/ user

I just speedrunned your death.

>>378111819
speedrunned your life*

>>378111819
So now I am immortal. Thanks.

Post some fun to watch speedruns or TASs, faggots. I'm BORED

>>378112580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwGfQb1ribo

>>378112580
https://youtu.be/r6Huyliuxe8
https://youtu.be/l5yLMyHCjn8

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>>378111579
>thinking using an accidental advantage the base game gives you and manually changing the rules of the game from outside the game are the same

>>378101226
I really dislike speedruns that rely on skipping most of the content with glitches. Some glitches are fine but not when the whole run consists of abusing them.

I do quite like runs where the gameplay is just honed to near perfection and every action is optimized without completely breaking the intended rules of the game. That's why I like to watch shit like Fable or glitchless Pokemon where I get to see games I've played finished in far less time than I would've thought possible.

>>378112580
Source runs are always interesting

>>378098959
>heavy glitch and bug exploits are allowed
>ingame cheats are not

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>it's a JRPG speed run

>>378113563
Just watch a boring ass glitchless run then you basic bitch.

>>378113320
>from outside the game
Read what he said. He's talking about in game cheats.

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>>378112580
>>378113465
goldsrc, but still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtI5HM7GVGY
>he starts glitching all that health in

>>378113650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am3A3kQE2U8

>>378104735
spending time practicing strategies that are possible within the game is literally the same thing as spending time practicing lifting weights or working with your team to do the best you can within the sport
gameshark is steroids

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>>378113650
>he doesn't watch 6,5 hour speedruns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC2gfLuusqo

Are you ADD, a child or just a simpleton with no tastes?

>>378100871
>with the ultimate goal of being entertaining to watch
No you fucking moron that is not the goal of speedrunning. The main point of speedrunning is, as the name suggests, BEING AS FAST AS POSSIBLE (even if you find it boring to watch).

>>378098959
>Not watching the runs where they don't allow the things you find cheats
Sometimes it's fun watching Castlevania HoD within borders instead of that 20 second run

>>378114305
>he

>>378111750
Not accepting that some people like different things than you is autism in its purest form.

>>378104238
Fun fact: people usually speedrun games they love.

>>378114471
I always like how they go through the extra effort to make the endings nice in these (gold)source games. From your example it's ending the game with literally one hp, in the portal run they put the companion cube on the cake at the end glitching the arm out. The latest hl2 has this https://youtu.be/LnFjTG9J-T8?t=36m41s