Why do women only play Mercy?

>>378095446
They don't want men to have a monopoly on healslutting.

the female healer thing has existed for like a decade

post more cute

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>tfw got myself waifu mercy main 2 weeks ago to queue with

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So they can fuck smexy asians like genji's big hard 8 inch asian cock.

The same reason I play medic in tf2. They suck

>>378095446
Same reason women only play Medic.

>>378095581
>>378095446
>cute

Seriously, take a look at the pic, at her hair especially.

There are at leats 20 layers of photoshopping on top

>>378095578
try two decades. in my eq raiding guild all the females were all healers

>>378095713
She's very cute. Also it's a wig.

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>>378095446

>>378095446
Why not go all out and do the entire costume too?
Why just stop at the head?

Only women feel the need to tell people they play healers

>>378095713
>Waaah, girls can't be cute if they use photoshop on their pictures, I only like natural beauties!

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>>378095804
She already has.

>>378095446
>>378095985
who

>>378095446
Because most females are submissive, and submissive people play submissive roles. I know this because I am submissive. Mercy is also a cute blonde who's powerful and basically a superhero. She's a power fantasy for women. She's also easy to play, so girls who suck at games can feel like they're good and don't have to aim. That's why you don't see female Ana players.

>>378096046
Russian
https://www.instagram.com/lady.melamori/

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>don't have to aim
>if you die a lot it's your teams fault not yours
>can revive whole teams and can often get potg (read: attention)
It sure is a mystery why so many women love this hero.

>>378095446
No idea, but I'd love to inseminate this Mercy with my superior mediterranean seed.

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>>378096082
>>>/r/incels

I play Lucio if I have to support

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>>378096087
Oh, okay. I don't mind dipping myself inside a Russian.

>>378096087
Ah that's a shame. She looked pretty human from the pic in OP.

>>378096082
Are you cute?

>>378096708
Yes.

>>378095713
Nah, it's just a shitty wig.

>>378095985
>do the entire costume
>post picture of a shitty skin suit
Yeah, that's not doing very much.

>>378096826
It's a pretty good wig, be real anon

>>378096087
She looks really boring without Mercy wig

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>>378096426
Exactly

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Because they want learn how to be great moms.

>>378097589
please tell me that's not a man

>>378097687
Never trust a witch mercy.

>>378097687
Rubber boobs.

I've run into quite a few girls who play Rein too, which is actually nice because I hate playing Rein

>>378097687
as long as it's wearing a female dress, it's a girl

>tfw play Mercy as a guy

I just like to help the team :(

>>378095974
They can, but it's no more better than any 2D anime girl.

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>>378095746
>two decades

It's a very old trope

>my girlfriend is dominant and aggressive constantly
>she plays roadhog
>play mercy for her one day
>kicked me in the dick for making her die
>go back to playing Ana
>accidentally missed one shot on her which lead to her dying
>she sneakily walks over to me
>full on punches me in the back of the head
>cry
>she calls me a bitch
>tells me to "shut the fuck up"
>stop crying
>pick roadhog next game
>she shouts, telling me to pick someone else
>don't change
>she grabs me by the throat from behind
>says she'll let go when I change
>don't change
>pass out
>she changes my character
>walks back over to her computer
>shouts at me to wake up and heal her
>hits me
>the next day
>about lunch-ish
>she says "finally, you lazy bitch, have a good sleep?" in a really snarky, sarcastic attitude
>say not really
>say had a nightmare about my bitch girlfriend hitting me
>she breaks up with me
>says she had enough of me being a pathetic loser
>takes most of my stuff

>>378098163
Nice meme. Domestic abuse can't exist against men.

>>378098241
I tried taking it to the police, but they laughed it off and told me the same thing.

>>378095446
so Kotaku/Polygon has something to write about

>>378095627
FUCK YOU

>>378095446
>blonde
>blue eyes
>aryan master race
>most feminine hero in the game
>easiest hero for a girl (healer no aim)

thats why

>I'm a womyn so I should play a womyn character
I sometimes start doubting that women are complete human beings.

>>378098163
at least write it in a way that i can fap to it
this isn't even hot

overwatch has a lot of "HAHA IM HEEEELPING~~" mechanics if you're not actually good at the shooter part.

>>378098491
Why would I write about my personal experience in a sexualized manner? Wow, Reddit, you're weird. I'm going back to 4chan.

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>play a lot of reinhardt
>every time i do, the mercy in our team comes to pose flirtatiously in front of me pre-game
>mfw

Grandpa too old for this shit

>>378095446
Are you the same dipshit on PSN bitching about a healer girl

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>>378097687
I'm so sorry, Anon.

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>>378095446
but i play d.va
and mercy

>>378097589
BE WARNED
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I want a Mercy mommy.

>>378098487
>protag to a game is a female
>/v/: WAHHHH MUH IMMERSHUN THIS GAME IS UNPLAYABLE
as usual, the problem isn't gendered

>>378099010
German comedies are the worst thing in existence.

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>>378099136
I still want a Mercy mommy.

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>play overwatch with my boyfriend who is a head taller than me
>take a dps as usual
>he picks mercy

STOP HEALING ME IF I HAVE FULL HEALTH GIVE ME DAMAGE YOU CUNT

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>>378099010
>>378099205
You can post the source anytime there champ

>>378097589
I'm straight and I'd fuck him.

>>378099205
ANON WANT MILKIES

>>378095446
>lvl 27 wizard apprentice
I just want to find my Mercy, is it too much to ask for?

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>>378099523
Behaving Badly, I think.

>white
>blonde
>personality of a door
>help others
It's the perfect self insert for your average middle aged woman.

>>378095446
I play mainly play Soldier, Tracer, and Symmetra. The only Mercy main I know IRL is a ftm tumblrite.

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>>378099583
Don't worry Anon, it's not gay unless the dicks touch.

I think women instinctively wants to stay away from the danger. That's why they play mostly healers and rangers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xscfron_tjk

two mercy mains fight

>>378095985
>that outfite

Fuck off with this meme, D.Va's body suit is a bit more then just a shitty zentai with a print on it. why are Overwatch cosplayers so lazy?

>>378100089
Shame, Mercy's pistol is so underrated.

>>378099583
I don't know why you won't admit to being gay, there's nothing wrong with it. You just have a specific type of dude you're into.

>>378100148
Is it just me or do women in general just fucking hate each other?
My sister is always talking about how all the other girls she works with are sluts, whores, bitches, etc. She never talks bad of guys either.

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>>378095446
Why won't the play with my cock instead?

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>>378095446
Wrong, cakeboy. I live and breathe America man.

>>378100425
Women are in a constant state of competition with one another and it's been that way since the dawn of man

You think men trying to compete with each other over women is bad? At least men can relax or even form bonds of camaraderie. There is no such thing as that for a woman unless there is absolutely zero threat.

>>378100425

Bitch is an insult for a reason.

>>378095446
>don't have to aim
>don't have to be have any spacial awareness
>just suck on your teams cock and press q when a bunch of them die

They're just doing what they know best, leeching off the accomplishments of other people and getting praised for it.

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>>378099136
>Comedy
>German

Is that some kind of paradox?

>>378100687
>tfw literally perfect
>more attractive and sharper tongue than any of my friends
it's fine if you're queen bee

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>>378100301
I'm not gay, I'm sexually attracted to him because he looks like a girl.

So Overwatch' healer panders to girls because it's a low skill character? I usually like playing a healer, but this sounds as noob mode that has nothing fun about it, especially since a Mercy player doesn't have any responsibilities seeing replies here.

Good thing I don't play this shit.

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No aiming required.

https://twitter.com/vlokkin/status/863502489051639815

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>>378102050
Ana is the high skill healer, and is, far as I can tell, pretty much always better than Mercy anyways if you can actually hit things.
Zenyatta is the mid skill.
Mercy is low.
Lucio is special ed.

>>378102050
It can be played super simply, much like TF2's medic.
But there's a bit more situation awareness needed, especially if you want to switch to damage boost. It's not that much, but then neither is there much to any other character in the game, Mercy's just lower mechanical skill rather than lower skill in general. Though you can also be a madcunt and gun people down with her sidearm, which nobody expects and is surprisingly effective.

>>378102442
Ah, so any Mercy player is probably shittier player and any Ana player is shittier too unless he/she can actually play properly. Gotcha anon. Glad to hear there's more than a healslut for noobs to choose from.

>>378101868
makeup isn't fair

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>>378102442
Please do not bully Lucio.

>>378101868

You're in denial.

>>378102442

Mercy rez is way better than Anna ult though.

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>>378102671
There's even a healslut who does no healing at all!

>>378103075
Only if your team is shit.

>>378097589
lazy eye

>>378095627
>tfw his cock is bigger than yours

>>378095985
I really love how she's blended Mercy's style with Handsome Jack's pinned-on face look

Healers are either women or gay people.
This is something that is also true for doctors IRL.

>>378095446
They can't aim so they play easy mode no aim character in casual baby fps. In tf2 they all played medic and engi

>>378103548
>This is something that is also true for doctors IRL.
Nurses IRL*
Doctors just want mad dosh.

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>>378102671
Ana is actually a sniper. You have to hit allies to heal them, but you can hit enemies to damage them too. Has a grenade with the same concept, and a sleeping dart for countering dives and ults. Her own ult turbocharges an ally for a few seconds, more damage, takes less damage. Pretty fun.
>>378103001
Then quit being cancer.

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>>378104135
But he's fun. The only support I don't play is Ana, and that's just because I'm errible at snap shooting/any sniper besides maybe Hanzo. I won't argue that she's probably the best, at least in capable hands, but please stop bullying Lucio.

>>378095446
Because women have shit motor skills compared so they have to use easy mode in every game they play

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>>378105368
No. I hate that dirty BR. Never even speaks Portuguese. No idea why. Feel free to explain it.

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What would Mercy's feet smell like?

>>378095974
>men are still sexy if they shop their muscles in
this is how you sound you turd

I want Mercy to shove her cock down my throat.

>>378095446
They don't. My best friend is a girl(female) and mostly plays Solider 76 and Widowmaker.

A) She's cute and pretty.
B) If the girl is relatively new to games or doesn't have much experience with shooters, she's pretty straightforward to use.

I sometimes reluctantly pick mercy if I feel like our team needs it.

Most of my victories with her have been a result of playing her very aggressively with her pistol.

With a reliable team mate I could use damage boost and be more effective but if no one in a pug needs healing I get better results by fucking people up with her gun.

>>378102442

Sorry but wall riding effectively gives lucio the highest support skillcap despite his low skill floor.

My wife likes to play Mei the most, she hated playing as Mercy. She plays healers a lot in MMOs, but she always makes them ripped dudes in skimpy outfits when she can, usually leather straps and stuff.

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>>378095627
mfw my mercy playing friend is a 6'7 bodybuilder

>>378106681
Where do you all get degenerate trap pets and how an I get one?

>>378098163
I didn't know you posted here, Anthony

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>>378099760
what
the fuck

>>378098012
That's fine, you no doubt actually survive long enough to res and also res more than just your boyfriend.

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>get mercy main friend
>its a girl who is now a boy

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Mercy mains don't need to learn how to play Overwatch

Whenever Mercy mains complain about how their team doesn't protect them, it just goes to show how little they know about the game, and instead expect to be protected and coddled

Mercy's moveset is agile as fuck and enables her to pocket players like Pharah, or alternatively use her team as a passive shield by swooping in and around them, but Mercy mains, who're probably low rank, and who're probably female as well, genuinely expect their team to provide almost a pocket defence, like a dedicated Soldier or something - the whole thing shows an immense lack of understanding

As a Mercy main your moveset is pretty forgiving, so you don't really need to learn actual skills like aiming, spacing, pushing. observing and understanding the rhythm of the fight etc.

Like, I've seen Mercy's demand their team immediately defend them from an enemy Genji or Tracer even though their team are in a good position ready to capture the point

Combine all of the above with how casual the majority of female gamers are, and you have a perfect match. The few female gamers I know who I actually rate and also play Overwatch tend to play a better mix of heroes

There's some incredible Mercy mains in the world, but as their rank they can probably play almost any hero to a high degree; your average female Mercy main meanwhile are a headache

Because for women, holding down "W" and left-click is considered multitasking

>>378101501
fuck off sharpay

>>378095446
>tfw no mommy gf

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>>378109526
Worst feel.

>>378097589
If you don't want to fuck this then you're gay.

>>378108824
>tfw no selvaria gf to smother my face in her huge tits
why even live

>>378098012
Where do you think you are

>>378095446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ

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>>378109526
>no mommy gf
Say no more senpai, just roll.

>>378095446
Is this Stoya?

>>378111079

hell/yakuza GET

>>378111079
mommy!

>>378109526
Honest question, are GFs tender and caring enough?
Also do guys get to use "Mommy" in the bedroom as much as girls get to use "Daddy"?
Never had a GF so I genuinely don't know.

>>378112415
She'd have to be into age play or incest-play, but those are pretty rare my dude. GFs if they love you are indeed tender and caring

>>378105945
They originally intended for Lucio to be Canadian (see the hockey skins) but they changed him to BR when they noticed they didn't have any south American characters

>>378098760
Is that the power of makeup or photoshop?

>>378098163
men cant be abused you massive pussy

>>378106440

Lavender

I want to put a baby in Mercy

>>378095446
Who's this? And why do I want to kiss her?

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>>378106440
haha

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Overwatch was a mistake.

>>378095446
They don't. 2 of the girls I play with play mostly dps or tank. I usually play tank or support.

>>378095713
She's wearing a wig bro. The only real photoshopping I see is her eyes and her skin is unnaturally smooth.

>>378112743
>ageplay or incest
But I'm not into either, and besides girls that say "daddy" don't mean it in either fashion, why should "mommy" be any different?

>>378111079
mad scientist get

>>378095446
>it's yet another stealthy /r9k/ thread

boring.

>>378115305
Because all guys are subconsciously a pedo anon.
You don't just call any girl "mommy" unless you want to sound like a total creep.

>>378095446
My sister does and says "I'm givin milkies" over mic while she does. It's fucking weird I can't wait to move out

I instalock Mercy and then bathe in all the cute/weird comments I get.

It's the only fun I have in this game leave me alone.

one of my IRL Overwatch friends is a girl and she only really plays D.Va, 76 and Pharah. But she's also a lesbian so maybe that has something to do with it.

>>378101868
Except that's not how homosexuality is defined as you massive faggot.

>>378115491
Let me play with your sister.

>>378095985
>that expression
She's not photogenic, is she

>>378115305
"Mommy" implies that she looks old or that she's like your mum. It's ok if she's pregnant I guess.

one of my friends is a genji main and she's a lesbian and i don't know if she loves me back or not ;_;

>>378115712

Half the time "Mommy" just means they have big tits now. It's weird.

fyi, we don't have this kind of shit going on in the EU servers, it's purely degenerate Americans.

>>378111079
hmm

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>>378095667
smexy (smart and sexy)

>>378115528
>>378115727
Does Overwatch have a lot of lesbians playing it or something, because I know 2 irl that play the shit out of it as well.

Both of them fucking hate Tracer (like personality and gameplay wise) so I don't think it's just that as well.

>>378110193
no u

>>378115727
L O N D O N
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>>378116182
sorry, i don't like guys. at all.

>>378115727
Are you a cuckquean?

>>378095446
Because Mercy is white and beautiful. She is white, blue eyes, white hair, white skin, white features.

Minority characters are just to be there.

Because the patriarchy doesn't let them do anything else.

>>378116352
wtf no. we're both virgins.

>>378116450
Sounds to me like you are.

>>378102442
>Highest to lowest
>Ana
>Zen
>Lucio
>Mercy

Zen and lucio can be changed, with the new lucio changes he's a fucking beast offensively which was zen entire niche before

>>378117703
what makes you say that?

>>378095446
BECAUSE THEY'RE STONE COLD DYKES AND THEY WANT TO COZY UP TO MERCY'S FAT PUFFY VAGINA!!!!!!

Being a subservient weak healslut makes my Willy feel good

>>378095667
>asians
>big dick
pick one

>>378111079
fuck this thread

>>378104003
There are easier paths to well-paying jobs than medical doctor.

Compared to the hours you put in, the pay isn't actually that great.

>>378095446
Because women have motherly nature, unlike faggots and feminazi.