No self-respecting adult should play ______.
>>378075571
HuniePop
Nintendo
>>378075571
Videogames in general, go read a book instead
video games
>>378075571
Bagpipes
>It's somehow masculine to have X hobby instead of Y
Everytime, these kinds of things are written by males who think thier hobbies aren't masculine enough so they start to discredit others.
>>378075571
Nothing, any self-respecting adult can play whatever they want.
>be a consumer sheep in a different way goyim!
I don't need to respect myself; I've got others to do it for me.
No self-respecting adult should shitpost on 4chan.
Now that that's out of the way, how's the shit posting going for you, Op?
But I know I'm not 'self-respecting', so whatever.
tumblr
>>378075571
Nintendo games
the current liberal news destroyers of civilization
videogames
>mobile poster
check
>social media
check
>shitty thread
check
>>378075571
No self-respecting adult should take life advice from a tabloid rag.
>>378075571
with themselves in public.
Or thats what they keep telling me.
>>378075571
Fill in the Blank on 4chan.
Fortunately nobody here has self respect.
>>378075571
*any level of power that may consume thyself.
>>378075670
Books are either entertainment or useless trivia. You can't apply this books to anything in life anymore than movies or games.
>>378075953
based ai-chan poster
>>378075571
>Self-respecting
>Not being a self-loathing hedonist
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to check and see if any new decent MLP porn is up on Derpibooru.
>>378075571
with their dick
>>378075670
*tips*
>he respects himself
>>378075763
You're thinking too narrow, anon, and showing just how much of a man you clearly aren't.
NO hobbies are masculine. Deriving joy from a repeat activity isn't masculine, because joy is not masculine.
The only masculine feelings are being angry and/or detached. The only masculine actions are providing sustenance, violence, and having sex with women.
Maybe you didn't know before? Either way, you have no excuse now. So man the fuck up.
>>378075571
Go to /v/
>>378075571
Anything. Play is for children.
>>378076172
This. I mean do you even know where you are?
>>378075571
nintendo games
>>378075571
Japanese games.
>>378075571
FIFA
I think the song Funbus by Buckethead can be applied to more than just music.
>Always looking pissed, sure looks like fun
>Fill yourself with ignorance, can't understand your incompetence
>All sense of fun you have discard, there's more fun in a graveyard
>>378075571
>Implying I do ether of those
I pirate my comics and I only watch super hero cartoons or animated films
>>378075629
Too late
>>378075571
No self-respecting man should go to random websites to see if his behavior is approved by other men.
Women are retarded, so it's kind of ingrained for them.
>>378075571
Overwatch
>>378075571
>Thinking man
Really makes you think
>>378075571
>You should live your life based on my personal perspective of what maturity is
>Your freedom as a human being is worth less than my close-minded opinion
The most mature and adult thing that anyone can do is enjoy whatever hobby they want and not let other people tell them what to do with their own life.
As long as you have a job and can support yourself then you're a contributing member of society and have the right to do whatever the fuck you want with your own free time (as long as it's legal) and be just as respected as anyone else.
I mean, we even have a saying about it 'be your own man'. A saying that literally means what I just wrote and has existed for decades.
Why do you people care so much about being a self respecting adult. Do normies even care about that?
>>378075571
Sony "games".
captcha: station impasse
>>378075571
>tfw I realized the other day that I haven't watched a capeshit flick since 2014
I didn't even make a conscious decision, I just had a friend at work ask if I was going to go see guardians 2, and it hit me that I haven't watched any in a long time and I don't feel like watching any even though I used to enjoy them. what happened to me?
If your day isn't composed of working 12 hours a day, fucking your fat wife, and sleeping, you are literally a worthless beta male and should kill yourself.
>>378075571
>Listening to clickbait sites
But I pirate comics and watch Japanese superhero movies and dramas
>>378076202
I wish I was as big of a man as this anon
>>378076709
Ones who don't feel like it do. Which, of course, shouldn't be mistaken for validation to become a manchild, but still.
The only reason edgy people make you so angry is that you used to be just like them
>>378075571
Platinum games
>>378075571
>complains about "non-thinking" action movies telling you how to feel via music/cgi-splosions
>tells his readers to stop liking what others tell you not to like
U.K. cuckolding themselves as usual I see. Had to take an agreeable point and turn it into the same problem.
Neptunia
>>378075670
why not both?
>>378076490
This, fuck giving money to marlel
>>378075670
WTF, I hate video games.
>>378076808
Dont watch it, its shit but /co/ will defend it
>>378075629
Huniepop was great, you fucking whore ass bitch.
>>378075629
No self respecting adult should romance Audrey
>>378075754
Wtf, bagpipes are cool
>>378075894
Murmaider murmaider murmaider murmaider x4
>caring about what someone else does in thier own home
If you have nothing in life to worry about apart from what old johnny is up to next door youre living an extremely privileged life. Your mother probably still washes youre undies
>>378075670
this
>>378076808
You realized they are shit.
>>378076202
I'm feeling mighty masculine right now, bud.
>used to drown myself in vidya because living with dad.
>Get an apartment.
>Get into fishkeeping.
>Now have 3 aquariums and play vidya maybe once or twice a week.
I dunno what happened to me.
>thinking man
a fellow cuckbro I see
>>378078940
post fish
>>378075571
period.
>>378077318
middle schooler that just discovered cursing, non-adult confirmed
>>378078940
Fish are mad as fuck though
post em.
Tabletop games.
Go read a book, go outside, or play an actual game.
>>378075670
>wasting your time with books
Go plow a field son, do something productive with your life
For those of you looking for the source of OP's pic:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/no-self-respecting-adult-should-buy-comics-or-watch-superhero-mo/
>>378079337
>>378079590
>>378079337
>>378079590
This is my newest tank.
>>378075670
Let me guess, The Great Gatsby is your favorite book and you wish everyone that smokes weed should go to prison.
>>378079852
I like it, what gallon tank is that?
>>378076437
>Upside down cross is satanic
>>378075571
zelda/kingdomhearts
>>378080202
It's a 29g tank. Platy, Danio, Cory Cats, Amano Shrimp, and a ton of plants.
Kek, fish are the new Nintendo
>>378075571
>So many replies and nobody said Smash
this is neo-/v/ i guess
>>378075571
What if I have no self-respect? Can I just do whatever the fuck I want?
>>378080026
>>378079852
Dank fish bah
so many live plants
>go outside every few days
>open the hood of my car and pretend I'm actually doing shit
>neighbors instantly respect me
Such is life.
>>378075670
>books
Like 99% of them out there are trash YA shit, by-the-numbers thrillers or housewife-bait romance novels.
Being printed on paper don't make it more respectable.
>>378076004
>useless trivia
Don't know what sort of nonfiction you're reading but books contain a lot of information, some of it very technical and applicable if you're reading the right subjects.
>>378080097
There is literally nothing wrong with The Great Gatsby.
Fuck Quentin giving it a bad rap.
Is it ok to like anime as an adult?
>>378075571
I agree
>>378075571
Oh, of course... of course!!
>>378076437
necromancy is satanist? well fuck
>Self-respecting
>need approval of strangers to do things
Hmmm....really clicks your bait.
>world is fucked up and getting worse
>people just want to escape in any way they can
>"no, be miserable in a marriage with a wife you hate and kids that don't respect you and work until you die"
>>378075571
with ur mom rotfl
Is there supposed to be some reason we shouldn't have been reading anything like this?
Jokes on you, I have no self respect.
>>378081902
>>378081664
>>378081532
Careful. You're going to trigger the crossposting /pol/acks.
Someone, help me! Gimme a hand figuring this out! Is it obsolete ... was Macron grown in a vat, or something?
>>378077029
Because someone can't clearly like TWO different types of mediums
Impossible
Nope, everyone must pick one and talk shit about the other
>>378082295
You can only really choose not to be a casual in like two/three things.
>>378075571
He's right.
>>378076004
t. brainlet
>>378077687
kek
>>378075571
video games.
>>378075670
Sure thing hos. Which one though?
>>378076202
>being dead inside is masculine
I must be manly as fuck then
>>378081679
>"no, be miserable in a marriage with a wife you hate and kids that don't respect you and work until you die"
That used to be the worst case scenario. Now is be miserable in a marriage with a wife you hate and kids that don't respect you until divorce, then work in a job you hate to pay the pension meanwhile a nigger fucks your ex-wife.
Marriage is a fucking trap.
>>378076437
>can't astral project because muh jesus
>>378082512
Good likeness but the neck is half as thick as it needs to be.
>>378076004
Just when I think I've read an all time stupid comment on the internet, I see shit like this.
>>378082630
I love Tingle
>>378082630
>>378082695
>bored_man_fast_forwards_through_all_the_me3_endings.gif
>>378082630
Is Chuck Tingle the Viper of /lit/?
>>378076808
Cause they're garbage churned out constantly by Jews?
>>378077318
spotted the virgin
>>378079852
nice fish anon
watch, or read anything just for the sake of fitting in. It's more mature to just do what you want than desperately clinging to M rated games, R rated movies and pretending stuff like The Great Gatsby makes you an expert on literature just because you want to feel like you're an adult. A kid is more likely to want the more adult seeming thing because they want to feel more adult while most adults cling to nostalgia because they miss the time of their youth.
In short, so long as you enjoy something for what it is and not just to fit in with some imaginary big boy club, you're a self-respecting adult.
>>378075571
The last good superhero movie was Watchmen
>Let’s use a food analogy.
>>378082976
Good screenplay and okay-ish acting ruined by horrible direction by ultra edgelord zakk shnyder. Motherfucker can't direct for shit
>>378075670
Besides the cult classics and actual textbooks, I don't see the point of reading books. Most of them just try hard to push a message without caring about the content itself, just like SJWs games.
>>378082630
>shared by the chocolate milk cowboys
>>378075571
This shit is pathetic.
>>378082054
Don't worry, they had no interest in the macron prediction.
>>378082054
sorry to burst your little bubble, but I like Spider
>>378075571
Videogames
The truth here is that videogames are the manifestation of a relativist, nihilist society. Individuals don't know their root, don't have culture, they don't believe in God anymore. They don't know what is right or wrong, therefore the subconscious full of insecurity brings them to retire into the infantile world of the videogames they played while they were still innocent and young, in which good and evil are easy to spot, good always wins. In which evil is abominable instead of alluring and addictive as it is in their daily lives, that are so empty and far away from how human life should be that they prefer to pretend it doesn't exist, that genre is only a social construct, that life is one big sesame street episode, etc. etc.
It is no accident that redditfags and all sorts of plebs and normalfags chug that abhorrent shit down like it was coca-cola in 1886.
You faggots go on and on about "muh console is better", "no mine is better", and don't realise you are slave to the inhabitable world you help nourish by refusing to see it in all its despicable reality.
>>378076437
>vidya
>D&D
>Halloween
Well fuck guess I'm a stan boy. Where are the cool Satan powers?
>>378081340
No, it's not ok to like anything as an adult but your job, your wife, your kids and your front lawn.
>>378082976
Watchmen was fucking trash and completely butchered the book.
>>378076202
>>378080661
>caring what other people think about you
>>378076437
>Blue Öyster Cult is religious terrorism
Wow man
>>378083918
>book
>>378084317
Someone has to find my body, my dude.
>>378075571
Kingdom Hearts
>>378080097
Let me guess, you play Kojima's games and suck Todd's dick, right?
>>378084374
>Comic books aren't books
Next you're gonna tell me anime aren't cartoons and cartoons aren't tv shows.
>>378075571
I pirate games, comics, anime, movies and manga. I have never payed anything for them. I don't support them and if they banish, meh, I would build a table or some shit like that in my free time.
No self-respecting adult would judge and try to limit what another adult does with their time.
Now to be a hypocrite; Minecraft, Pokemon, indy trash on Steam.
>>378075571
That title is a 100% right
>>378075571
Runescape 3 or old school
[Spoiler]But I do[/spoiler]
>>378077687
>hold your breath
>shitpost straight
>smell of death
>can't escape
>>378076437
>Cyberpunk culture
>>378083749
Will have to have sex first
>>378075670
tips*
>self-respecting
You cannot respect yourself, dumbo.
>>378075571
yes, go get married and dedicate your entire life to making women happy.
>>378075670
>Wasting your time with the college meme
Get a job hippie
>>378075571
>mfw the author of this lost all his money on divorce and have to pay money to see his kids even thought he was the one used to do all the house work and cook for the family
>>378088787
I've read an article where someone did the math and they found out it's actually cheaper and more beneficial to murder your wife in a fit of rage then go through an average divorce.
>>378075571Their not wrong.
>>378083749
You have to join a Witches' Coven first.
>>378075571
I pay my bills. although I have guilty pleasure of comics and dressing up and you can't stop me.
Stop getting mad that I'm having fun, Angry Journalist Man. Studies already proven that Journalists are actually sub human.
>>378088986
They're*
>>378087881
You can't fool me, women. All wizards are virgins. I'll get my powers, yet.
>>378089013
Fill me in, any ridiculous entry requirements?
>>378082054
I don't really know much about comivs since I've only really read the metabarons, the incal, and watchman. What should I be angry about?
>>378075571
OP's image is right, thinking men watch anime with cute girls doing cute things
>>378089774
You just need to play D&D, and then you'll be able to learn magic
...along with idiots who write this drivel or cave into their beliefs on what a "self-respecting adult" is.
>t. doesn't buy comics or care very much about superhero movies
>>378076437
>vegetarianism
>fornication
What's backmasking?
>>378075571
Mobas
>>378075571
Videogames journalist
>>378090190
Sick, thanks
>>378076437
>Vampirism
Wait, i can't suck blood anymore?
>>378084419
I like you, why not become a tree?
>>378077069
All capeshit related media is garbage and deserves to be gone, not just Marvel.
>>378084419
>Letting people waste space that could be used to plant food and bury you into a overpriced wood box instead of letting nature do the job
>>378077069
>marlel
>mousefag
>DCuck
Why do /co/ ((((((insults)))))) sound like something a feminized numale raised by Ned Flanders would type?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/no-self-respecting-adult-should-buy-comics-or-watch-superhero-mo/
The title is click bait.
>>378090778
>thinking man
>>378075571
minecraft/roblox
Superhero movies are cancer for the most part so I agree with this. Comics on the other hand I feel can be a unique medium for storytelling. Although from what I've read, it's usually either great (Maus, Watchmen) or complete shit (the walking dead), no grey areas.
>>378090727
Because /tv/ made them, and besides /bantz/, /tv/ is the biggest hive of reddit and know your meme newfags that think that /pol/ was the first board on 4chan
>>378091431
>Reading magazine recommended alt comics
Lurk on Vertigo and Dark Horse
>>378090206
Playing music backwards. Those satanists are sneaky and will put subliminal messages in music!
>>378076437
>twilight films
>>378075670
Books are pleb tier. Visual novels have all the same features as books, plus they have visuals and often memorable soundtracks.
>>378076202
Correct.
So, with physical comics getting shame marked, I suppose that makes vertical monitors a nice thing to have? Has everyone already been getting them already? But 9:16 isn't quite ideal for comics then, is it?
But then, will they just hit pivoting monitors with a stigma the same way?
>>378076437
>satanists believe that only occult symbols in 3-dimensional shapes such as jewelry or statues can be used to cast spells... SO YOU NEED NOT BURN THIS TRACT!
>34 years old
>no wife or kids
>come to terms with dying alone
>someone tells me how I should not enjoy things so I can fit in with their definition of what a man should be
Why should I care about anything? Are we gonna be friends? Why would I want friends who don't share the same interests? What is the benefit of being a self respecting man? Sounds kind of gay. Like superego masturbation.
>ok anon its time to fulfill societies blueprint even though society has cast you out your whole life
'no'
>>378093068
You're not too old anon. Don't give up yet.
>>378081664
Is that meant to be a white Marco Rubio?
>>378093191
>>378093191
Bullshit, prove it. I don't see any way out of this hellhole. I'm going to die alone, the only question is when I'm going to kill myself
>>378076808
You've missed out on some of the best capeshit; Deadpool and Civil War.
>>378088979
The correct choice is DO NOT GET MARRIED AT ALL.
To think that those greed witches marry you and once things are not as good as it used to be, they not only abandon ship but also take half or most of your money and children. This is insane
Any self respecting male over the age of 23 needs to have
1. A wife
2. A job
3. Wife's children
>>378075637
/thread
>>378092349
Please, name me a VN that's on par with Ulysses or Moby Dick.
>>378075571
really made me ponder
>>378094454
The House in Fata Morgana
>>378093939
We don't live in the 60s anymore gramps.
>>378082651
Nah. You're just an asshole.
>>378083743
If our society seems more nihilistic than that of previous eras, perhaps this is simply a sign of our maturity as a sentient species. As our collective consciousness expands beyond a crucial point, we are at last ready to accept life's fundamental truth: that life's only purpose is life itself.
>>378075571
>No self- respecting adult cares about what others enjoy, nor what others think of what they enjoy
ftfy
>>378075571
The fuck self-respect has to do with what others think about what you do?
No self-respecting adult has the need to do what others tell them to do.
>>378076437
What did Nintendo mean by this?
>>378080097
How can you both like that book and hate weed? It was pretty libertarian.
>>378075571
No self respecting adult should throw stones in a glass house.
>>378075571
Is it okay to borrow them from the library?
>>378075571
Good thing I don't pay for comics or watch superhero movies until long after they're on dvd.
To answer the question:
>nintendo
>jap shit
>sjw indie garbage
>sims
>>378075571
/thread
>>378076437
I had to look up Trilateralism.
http://trilateral.org/page/3/about-trilateral
>>378075670
Books are a wasted medium unless they are used to make something actually good based on them.
Also
>being nothing but an spectator.
>>378075754
Bagpipes are a warriors instrument, and one of the manliest things a musician can play, right next to metal guitar and drums made from the skulls of your enemies.
>>378093319
Uhhh, ummm ... I don't know, better check ...
>>378101859
Ahhhhh...
>>378078749
>*blocks your path*
>>378076808
The last capeshit I saw was Iron Man 3.
I just lost interest I suppose
I watch CGDCT anime and don't feel a smidgen of shame about it.
This idea that people can't enjoy things beyond a certain age is dumb and old-fashioned.
>>378075571
I agree
>>378076437
Press F to ....Praise Satan?
4x Games
>>378076202
Is this post serious? There are tons of posts like this on /fa/, so I think it is.
>>378101473
>being nothing but an spectator
>an
Wait, what was that about books being useless?
>>378103529
Not my native lang and i could use auto correction if i gave a shit about grammar on 4ching so yes, in this case, books are next to useless.
>>378103908
Yeah maybe. Or maybe if you read a book you wouldn't be such a dumb cunt Sancho.
>>378088979
1. Never marry.
2. Follow rule number 1.
Also note prenups do not do jack shit and a judge can toss them out it has happened before.
>>378076437
>the cross of st. peter and the ringed cross are satanic
>LOTR is satanic too
Rest in peace Jack Chick you crazy man.
Why does comic reading get frowned on but then movies based on them get swarms of people rushing to see them? Is it an anti-reading thing or a do with others thing?
>>378075571
The DS in public
>adult
>any respect