>Use the same username for literally everything for the last 15 years
>When I went off to college I got a new computer so little brother had full access to my old one
>Sitting in my room
>See email from Steam Guard that a different computer logged into my account
>Nobody but my dad knows my password because it's an inside joke between us
>Call him up and ask him if he told anybody
>Says brother asked for it a while ago
>Tell dad to tell him that I don't appreciate him leeching off me since I paid for most of those games with my own money
>Dad is confused and tells me that brother told him that he needed the password because he couldn't make his own account with my username
>Wait why is he using my username?
>Dad tells me he's been using it for a bunch of shit since I left
>Tell dad i'll call him back and run to my computer
>Search my username in google
>TwitchPlaysPokemon
>Pokemon Showdown
>Pokemon Indigo
>PlanetMinecraft
>Neogaf
>GameFaqs
>Actually angry at this point
>/vp/ /b/ /v/ archive
>This fucking faggot is only 15
>Think it can't get any worse
>Scroll down
>"PoniArcade:The #1 My Little Pony Minecraft Server"
Now I've just sat in my room for the past hour contemplating suicide
What the fuck do I do?
What? Your brother has been using the exact same username as you online because you moved out of the same house?
Your father thinks this is normal behaviour and gave him your steam password too?
I don't understand
>>378052696
It's a meme you dip
>>378052696
My brother is a lazy faggot so he probably stole my username out of lack of creativity
Probably lied to my dad and said I gave him permission
>waa someone used my online alias to do stupid things with how will i ever recover /b/ros???
stupid baiting nigger use a different name or stop being so fucking gay
>>378052351
>using the same username for everything
But why?
>>378053410
Just became a habit after a while
>>378052351
Doubt
>>378052351
>he couldn't make his own account with my username
So? He hasn't heard of using another one?
So your brother became you?
>>378052351
He doesn't seem to be doing anything particularly bad with it.
>>378054205
The faggots are multiplying.