Why are there never any gta games on Nintendo systems?

>>378049307
Because nintendo consoles are made for children and autists. You have to be 18+ to play GTA btw.

>>378049307
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because nintendo consoles are inappropriate for adult themes

>>378049307
>original GTA was on GBC
>chinatown wars on DS

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>>378049486
>You have to be 18+ to play GTA btw

>>378049601
I'm guessing he was talking about the Full 3D games but Chinatown wars was great

>>378049486
No Nintendo is Japanese Japanese only play games with porn and extreme violence. Autistic people are PC gamers.

>>378049307
Chinatown Wars is on the NDS.

>>378049601
They have to bring back drug dealing.

Reminder the reason the Mario/Rabbids MOBA exists is because Ubisoft blackmailed Nintendo by agreeing to release 5 games on the Switch as long as they could use Mario for one of them.

When is the last time they had something powerful enough to run a current GTA?

there was at least one GTA game on the Gameboy Advance

>>378049307
>gamecube used mini discs which is terrible for open world games
>wii was underpowered as fuck
>chinatown wars sold like shit on the ds so rockstar said fuck putting gta 5 on wii u
>wii u has shit tier online and since gta online is rockstars biggest moneymaker it just gave them another reason not to release it on the wii u

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>>378049307
Because Rockstar was making a game for Nintendo, and nintendo sperged the fuck out, and led them on a whild goose chase that ended in the game getting cancelled for no real reason. It left Rockstar nearly bankrupt, and they've sworn off Nintendo ever since.

>>378049836
that's not blackmail. it's called a business deal, anon

>>378049876
the wii could of ran a ps2 port
the wiiu could of played 4 or 5
the switch should get all the top down gta games

chinatown wars was a huge flop on the ds

>>378049307
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_Harvest

Nintendo kept asking them to make this game more jap friendly.

>>378049307
>>378050091
with timecode. thats why.
https://youtu.be/v9GpCCZ6NAE?t=13m42s

>games need to be jap friendly
>games also need to be child friendly

>>378049307
Because 3rd party games hardly sell on Nintendo consoles.

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>>378049964
Story? This sounds fascinating. Everything I heard about working with Nintendo always sounded like a nightmare. Haven't heard this story though.

>>378049307
They don't think they'd sell, not sure how true that is.

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>>378050381
-> >>378050173

The Switch should get GTA IV Remastered in 2018/9 to tide us over until the release of GTA VI.

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>>378050381
>"Following Sony's acquisition of Psygnosis in 1993,[23] DMA signed with Nintendo to publish Unirally in 1994.[a] The success of Unirally led Nintendo to offer to publish an original DMA game for the upcoming Ultra 64 console (later renamed Nintendo 64). In response, DMA created Body Harvest, an action-adventure third-person shooter. Originally intended as a launch game for the Nintendo 64 in 1996, Body Harvest received numerous delays following Nintendo's various issues with the content. Nintendo ultimately scrapped the game, which was later published by Midway Games and Gremlin Interactive in September 1998.[7]"

>>378049307
China Town Wars sold like shit and Nintendo fans trashed modern open world games until daddy Nintendo made BotW.

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>>378049685
>he believes there are no autists in Nintendo

I too remember Animal Crossing, Xenoblade and Smash Bros. being filled to the brim with 300lb-benching Chads wanting to hook up.

>>378050091
I want to try this game now

that setting sounds unique as fuck for an N64 game

>>378050778
Autists are PC fags not console fags

>>378049685
Smash Bros is the game with the second most autistic fanbase, only after Sanic.

>>378050173
Miyamoto is a xenophobic aspie like most nihoniggers.

>>378049307
there were gta games on the ds, which is a nintendo system

>>378051452
Nothing on Wii u though

>>378051016
lol most of them are from nintendo for sure

>>378049307


>Why are there never any gta games on Nintendo systems?

The question should be why can't any Nintendo system RUN any GTA games?

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>>378051016
Autists are diehards for any system they're on, bonus if there's weebshit, simple colors or an MLG scene.

You just see autists on PC because said platform is less marketable to casuals. Also because MMO's.

>>378051817
you dont think the wii u could run gta 5?

>>378051891
Run up on a nigga ? sure

>>378051817
Wii U probably could've done GTAV. Not that many people would've bothered to buy it I suppose.

>>378051891
iirc Rockstar said they tested it on WiiU hardware.

>>378052102
I really doubt Rockstar has a Wii U dev kit

>>378052102
hiv test ?

>>378052102
>“Received a tip a while back that GTA was prototyped for Wii U briefly,” Unseen 64’s Tamaki shared. “A reliable source, who will probably have me killed for saying this.” He added, “If I remember correctly, it was an earlier version of GTA V… Sat on this for ages, but I don’t have any way to get more from Rockstar, so just gonna put that out there.”

http://www.nintendo-insider.com/grand-theft-auto-v-was-reportedly-prototyped-on-wii-u/

>>378052181
ah, found the article.
http://www.nintendo-insider.com/grand-theft-auto-v-was-reportedly-prototyped-on-wii-u/

>>378052221
Are you underage?

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It was basically a GTA, and it was made by the Rockstar

>>378052454
>A reliable source

>>378049985
>could of
kill you're self

>>378049568
>n64 using bad words that people find funny at 11
>xbox censoring it, adding interesting political discourse and the humor derived from the irony of censorship in conker's bad fur day
You're right, Nintendo is for kids

>>378050057
From what I heard, it didn't make a profit until they ported it to phones

>>378049568
You can name the mature-themed releases on Nintendo consoles on your hands--its that laughably few

>GTA 1 and 2 for GBC
>GTA Advance
>Chinatown wars
>games that pretty much follow the original idea of GTA games even though I prefer the PS1/PC versions better
>"those don't count hehe xD"

>>378052537
Yeah I didn't believe the article either but I doubt there'd be any other information out there.

>>378052636
It's still a literal talking pile of shit

>>378052974
you're in luck anon

A reliable source told me that women desire /v/ posters

>>378050778
Xenoblade isn't autistic

But man, oh man, is Smash filled with them

>>378053103
Just so you know it's the same guy who leaked the Mario+Rabbids crossover.

>>378049307
Because the Japanese don't like GTA games. Rockstar only managed to shift 50k copies of Chinatown Wars over there.

>>378054969
how did gta 5 sell more on the ps3 than 360?