Describe a typical day in the life of Hideo Kojima.

>>378048584
>wake up
>get pasted
>get famous friends to do stupid shit
>tweet about it
>eat
>tweet about it
>get even more pasted
>pass out

Literally who?

Pls stop making e celeb threads thank you

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objectifying women over twitter

posting pics of American food

>>378048584
>wake up
>masturbate and shitpost for a few hours while hating yourself
>roll back into bed because you feel tired for no reason

Literally me.

>>378048765
no hes severely insecure and needs to pay to pretend to be friends with famous people

>>378050117
damn, I knew I missed something

>>378048584
>wake up
>eat burger
>shower
>fap
>eat burger
>sleep

>>378048584
Hideo or Kojima?

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>>378049848
>Thank you for screaming

>>378049848
He wanted to tap that so hard.

>>378050391
what did he mean by this?

>>378049848
he looks so beta t the bottom left picture

>>378048584
do you think celebrities like madsen take him seriously just because he's japanese?

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>>378049848
>he gave her the longer leg

>>378048584
this guy has the eyes and the gaze of a very smart, slightly smug motherfucker. i assume he leads a balanced lifestyle, is passionate about what he does, and hates the social media part but he has to do it because fame

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>>378048765
>>378049848
Don't forget fuck his PA at different exotic international locations.
Or hangout with Doritos pope while not working on elaborate (I hope Caramel is taking notes here) ruses.

>>378050515
They take him seriously because he can afford them.

>>378050648
wah wah wee wah

>>378050615
That isn't his wife.

>>378049848
She does not look happy to be there

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>>378052026
>>378050615

>>378050608
Maybe he always looks so smug because he knows he's been rusing us in some form for years

>>378052138
that's not his wife, that's MY mistress

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lemme just test something out. caramel