Who would win in a fight?

They both lose either way.

>>378044236
>DSP punches chris
>gets arrested
>"WWWWOOOOOWW, how was I suppose to know Id go to jail for assault?"

Liquid Chris.

>>378044236
>claims he has financial troubles
>bought his new car today

>>378044236
Dignity.

Chris would win.

DSP would still be scoffing and talking about how great a fighter he was while chris maces him and goes into tard rage, slapping, raking nails across his face, and gouging eyes.

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>>378044398
>mfw liquid chris is a M.D
>mfw liquid chris draws zelda r34 porn
>mfw liquid chris married a fat pig

DSP punches Chris, breaks his Sonichu medallion and unlocks his tard fury.
Chris bodies DSP as he lies in the fetal position complaining that "of COURSE, I was magically supposed to know that would give him super armour, beginner's trap d00d."

>378044685
>378044508
Wouldn't DSP's snorts disgust Chris so much he would get angrier?

>>378044236
Chris is pretty fucking big but he has the body coordination and mental strength of a 5 year old
is he on hormones for his transgender quest? if he's on hormones DSP wins no doubt

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the bigger question would be who would win: 03bgood
>pic related is him

or DSP?

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this 5

DUDE I'M BLOCKING.

The mandatory DPS kino.

"I double perfect DSP"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhdbOu40vxY
and of course
"Trolling DSP (street fighter)"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbs2V0smvHE

Post your DPS kino here. I know there is a montage of him breaking and punching his TV's and controllers somewhere.

>Chris pulls out his mace

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>>378044236
DSP cannot even block a hadouken, how can he stand up against a curseyehamehaah?

>>378044236
DSP would prolly lose because Chris is an autist with no remorse whatsoever.

>>378045727
>#sassy #no5ilter

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>>378044236
HE GOT HIS SHIT KICKED IN YET AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF8GmN3nPTM&feature=youtu.be

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what's Chris going to do when DSP pulls out the bodywash?

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>Phil "Can't Block" Burnell
>vs
>Christian "Don't Call Anybody" Chandler
You're all sick. This isn't a fight, this is a murder.

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posting some DSP stories

I imagine Chris will kick into beastmode and become immune to pain when his retard strength kicks in.
His natural aura of stink will also cause problems for Phil.

Chris wins.

>>378047401
To be fair, that guy had gear that gave him massive damage, and he made sure to leave it on and not turn it off.

Funny sure, and I'm adding it to my DPS rekt kino, but the guy is a bit of a bitch. Nowhere near the level of the guys shown here >>378046537 breaking his anus with skill, not gear.