Why do japanese devs do this?

>>378037956
is that a girl?

>>378038050
no

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>>378037956
Cawfee?

Make comedy without any quipping and contrarianism?
Guarantee a lot of people would emphasize with it.

This game spoiled the fuck out of me cause every single line of dialogue was voiced

>>378037956
Because it's funny? You muricans Will never understand

>>378037956
>serve coffee
>stand there and just watch them

i know, they are fucked in the head

>>378038336
>>378038227
>weebs missing the point

c'mon. It's not the visual humor that's the issue

>>378038406
Muh expert humor analist

>>378038406
What's the issue bryan?

>>378038406
Then what's the fucking issue? You just gonna sit here while we try to decipher your cryptic ass posts?

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>>378038178

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>>378037956
Do what?

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>>378038568
cryptic? really?

>jap voice pack is still unavailable
Yeah, fuck you too, sqeenix.

>>378038538
Would tap/10.

>>378037956
Is coffee popular in Japan? Not the can stuff, actual coffee.

>>378038682
Yes, it's cryptic. There's no obvious fault here that isn't located in your brain. Tell us or we'll keep calling you an idiot.

>>378038336
>>378038406
The West already made this joke a long time beforehand though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZCyxGmxIk

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>>378038765
It's a chick magnet, just ask Jigen.

>>378038538
The angle makes it look like he has boobs.

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>>378038786
I don't think anyone in the thread has called me an idiot yet.

>>378038682
I'm not playing this game for however long you intend to keep it up, fuck you.

>>378037956
You mean having diabetes?

He's complaining about girls who really like sweets in jap media

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>>378038878
Well, I am. Idiot idiot super baka dummypants.

>>378037956
Why is he standing there watching her drink coffee?

>>378038878
You're an idiot.

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>>378038872
>he
what?

>>378037956
this is considered top tier comedy in japan

>>378038820
WTF, so this is where this joke originates from?
I can't believe I'm really witnessing the birth of this joke in living realer than real life!

>>378037956
What T. Honk's sad expression makes the scene more awkward than funny.

>>378038878
Just explain what's triggering your autism faggot

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>>378038940
that's very rude, my dudes.

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>>378037956
That's actually pretty funny.

>>378038878
dingus

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>>378039192
YOU'LL STAIN THE RUG STOP

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>>378039148

>>378039195
nice
I haven't been banned

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>>378039148
Nothing I'm just promoting this game.

>>378038178
OH NO YOU DONT YOU SON OF A BI-

>>378038651
God fucking dammit

>>378039090
That's not the point, that anon was insulting Americans for not being able to understand this joke even when they had already made a similar joke; it's obviously not the real origin of the joke

>>378037956

Is there supposed to be some problem with this scene?

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>>378037956
Don't ruin the coffee!

>>378039331
PC when?

>>378037956
This joke is pretty good by Japanese standards, good use of visual humor, usually there's be more EHHHHHHHHHHs and overexplanations. Though there's no audio so who knows.

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Lann kind of looks like a girl

>>378037956
You know you fucked up as an artist when the boy is more fuckable than the girl.

So is WOFF actually any good?

>>378039690
That's how it should be though.

>>378039556
It's coming out around this december to steam.

>>378039710
if your a faggot

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>>378039737

>>378039710

See >>378039778
It doesn't matter if you play it with English or Jap voices either.

>>378039778
Why?

>>378037956
That's actually a funny moment in a game where the characters are almost unbearable most of the time.

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let's play guess the sex

>>378040147
Boy (male)
Next

>>378040147
Boy, that's easy.

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>>378040187
wrong-o

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>>378037956
>>378037956
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>>378037956

>>378040239
fuck you

>>378039331
IWTF the one on the left

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>>378040239
>>378040187

>>378040280
Anon, there's no point playing the game if you're gonna be that kid that lies and says our correct answer was wrong.

>>378039158
Wow that cactuar is really fucking cute.

>>378039639
I'm not seeing it

>Coffee
>Kāfēi
>kofe
>koffie
>kofi
>café


>Kōhī

Fucking contrarian Japs, I swear to god.

>>378040379
Is that toilet paper in its hand?

>>378039090
It's older than that.

>>378040568
it's a whistle

>>378040012
It plays like your typical FF game but it's so easy that you could just mash attack and win every battle. There's no challenge or thought put into any battles. Also the tryhard cutesy dialogue is grating.

The only saving grace is the chibishit, but it looks awful with the game's poor saturation.

>>378040537
Says the american
>Pineapple instead of Anana
Hahaha what the fuck man

>>378040537
>implying it's not as accurate as any other version
the originaldo is something like Gah-wa

>>378037956

Would you like some coffee with your sugar?

Jesus Christ, bitch

>>378040757
>implying I'm american

>>378040757

>Painappuru

Really makes you think.

>>378040842
That's the joke.

>>378037956
because it's funny?

also starbucks is bad and if you can't drink coffee without turning it into lukewarm sugary diarrhea then maybe you don't actually like coffee.

>>378038878
Moron

>>378039331

Goddayum

The girl is small but she THICC as fuck yo

>>378041093
yeah it's funny.

>>378040838
Pretty sure it's from the Arabic word قهوة, pronounced "qahwa"

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>>378039710
Yeah, but don't tell /v/. They hate it, like most games

>>378038878
Namine and Roxas.

>>378039710
It's the most fun I've had with a Final Fantasy in a long time. I really like monster collecting, too. I didn't expect the characters to be as endearing as they were. It's a shame that there aren't figures for all the monsters that show up.

>in japan
>see ad for "upscale" italian restaraunt
>go there
>immaculate, great decorations
>$15 for the plainest plate of pasta i've ever had in my fucking life
>$2 charge for parmesan grated tableside
>$5 for tip

their french places are even worse

>>378041486
>japan
>tip
Silly gaijin.

>>378041486
Japan loves bland food for some reason.

>>378041486
For what purpose would you go to an Italian restaurant in Japan? Were you really that bored?

>>378040647

>It plays like your typical FF game but it's so easy that you could just mash attack and win every battle. There's no challenge or thought put into any battles.
Just like the Final Fantasy series from 6 on then.

>>378041486
I wouldn't even go for New York-style pizza in Maine; what makes you think I would go to Japan for Italian food, especially considering that they're not "a country of immigrants" like the US is?

>>378041754
bored of japanese food yeah

>>378038765
Yes, just came back from a month in Osaka/Kyoto/Tokyo and there were cafes all over the damn place and they all served coffee.

>>378041486
>$15
isn't that cheap?

>>378042552
it wasn't even pasta aglio e olio, it was basically pasta in tomato sauce that might as well have been nothing but crushed san marzanos

>>378042552
Not for fucking pasta, most pasta dishes are extremely cheap and easy to make.

>>378041486
>tipping in japan
that's not a thing my dude

>>378042627
Aglio e olio is literally garlic and oil, it's even cheaper and easier than any tomato sauce.

>>378041639
bland and slightly sweet

>>378041590
>>378042665
it was an added gratuity to give the restaurant some type of foreign prestige or something

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I fucking loved WoFF.

Plus it was kinda cool to see this guy again, even if it was just for a moment.

>>378042749
if that's all you have in yours you have shit food

>>378042767
>it's considered a foreign prestige to tip in japan

that's hilarious

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>>378042854
It was certainly a pleasant surprise

>>378037956
You should've just posted a picture of the guy instead of a webm labelled coffee, because obviously people are gonna think you mean the coffee and not the awkward, hyper-feminine-looking boy.

>>378037956
What, you don't put a shit load of sugar into your drinks?

>>378043251
>not wanting Lann to suck your dick with his thick lips

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>Goofy budget sidegame has more charm and emotion than a $2 billion mainline game that took 22 years to make

>>378043545
He's also the more lovable of the two as well.

How did people play video games before coffe?
They must've done so like savages at 30fps and without anti-aliasing.

>>378038227
Fucking this.
>Japanese WOFF
>Lann and Reyne are two siblings that get along well together and sometimes make playful jabs
>American WOFF
>Lann is a literal retard and Reyne is a mean-spirited and spiteful asshole

Why can't Americans write characters that aren't being massively exaggerated at all times? Why does every character have to become snarky and aggressive? It's not funny and it's sure as hell not endearing.

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>>378043735
Honestly it's pretty disheartening that a side game is far more enjoyable experience and had a better story than the recent final fantasy game which I will not mention

>>378039617
Only audio in the scene is Lann making some mumbled cut-offs, no EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHs whatsoever.

>>378043735

It's amazing how you can immediately tell which game was made because they wanted to make it, and which game was made because they had to make it.

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Reynn is a miracuru of the universe.

So did this game actually do well financially? Will we see a WoFF2?

Nip humor is so hamfisted. Exaggerated reactions to the slightest deviation from normal behavior stops being funny after the first few times.

>>378043952

But they did get along well, that's how siblings are in the US.

>>378041785
Kek'd audibly

>>378044453
>tight top gripping her boobs
>short skirt
hmmmm

>>378044837
Well then American siblings are fucked, and the point of Americans making everyone into assholes is still the same.

>>378045079

Making everyone assholes is indentifiable because everyone is an asshole.

>>378038765
Is there a place on Earth where coffee is not popular?

>>378044453
Her sister is pretty cute too.

>>378044453
Still waiting for the pantsu screenshots

>>378045221
In America, maybe.

>>378045079
Reminds me of this time some anon was sperging about how children are literally incapable of showing affection to their siblings in a Nier (bro edition) dicussion a few months back, he was posting studies and shit and all of them were made in america, kek.

>>378037956
I don't get it. What's the problem with this?

btw I disliked WoFF as well because they just had to make the male MC a fucking idiot and the female MC a total bitch about it.

>>378045429

No, all people are assholes. It's the unifying thing about our species and why we can't get along.

You know that brilliant idea of yours to fix the government? It won't work. No trust me, it won't work. I don't care if you've accounted for that, it still won't work. Every human being is a liar, every human is an idiot, and a shortsighted asshole. But we have good reasons for that though. We lie because the truth can hurt, because a lie can often create a new truth that's better than what reality can provide. Confidence in a certain outcome, even a false outcome, can make it more likely. We are idiots, we so hate to be wrong that our idiocy drives us to discover new truths, to experiment, to invent. We are shortsighted, but so is every creature. What's unusual is how humans are able to consider where we'll be in 5 years, to plan for retirment, to consider the kind of world we leave to our children. Not everyone thinks that far ahead but the fact that ANY of us can is amazing. And of COURSE we're selfish assholes. We can only see things from one perspective, just again just like every other organism. Every plant and animal is an asshole, whether or not you notice that fact simply depends on how dangerous that organism is. But humans, we try to understand each other, we try harder than anything else on this planet, we invented grammar, we paint, we sing, we articulate that we're desperate to understand each other and be understood.

Do you know why we do that? Because deep down, everyone understands the same basic principle: that none of us is as dangerous as all of us. And that I believe, explains why collectively humanity is the biggest asshole of them all.

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>>378045719

>>378045719
Go home /tg/

>>378037956
that's cringy

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>>378045719

>>378045907
Honestly if you actually pay attention to what I was saying, it's pretty anti-fedora since it's about as unpessimistic as you can get. Pessimism says things will get worse, this essentially says that things have kinda always been the way they are now.

Plus it's just a copypaste

>>378045719
Put me in le screencap!

>>378039690
That's how life is, though. Boys are objectively better than girls in all ways.

>>378045719
Hi Bobbin

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>>378046131

>>378038820
>HAHAHAHAH
>EHEHHEHEHE
>UHUUHUHU
>HAHAHAHHA
Holy shit when will they stop doing that? It's 2017 and this shit is still present.

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>>378046360
>>378045907
>still using fedoras instead of smug anime girls
You're behind the times old man

>>378044327
The difference is always readily apparent. It is night and day. Games that were made to please investors or turn a profit just have a different look and feel from games that were made because the devs were invested in its creation.

>>378038247
That is how games should be. The weeb filler released weekly should be denied unless it is voiced in full.. Sony platforms have thousands of JRPG games with 1% of the dialogue voiced.

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>>378046535

>>378046391
The difference is that the laughter you hear in that scene is from a live studio audience; the creators would run the episode by said audience at the same time they recorded it, compared to the digitally added laugh tracks of later sitcoms; it's why the laughter in every episode of Married With Children is always slightly different than the last

>>378037956
Is this from the new kingdom hearts?

>>378047347
Yes

This game was good and I miss it.
I wish a sequel/spin off came out but they let you use FF characters instead of just the monsters, kinda like what the phone games are doing but implemented into a full fledged RPG instead of a money sinking waste of time.

>>378043952
Everyone in every corner of our media is like this now, being the biggest ass hole is celebrated, that's how you "win" apparently. Makes me sick : (

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>>378038050
It's never a fucking girl.

Is that Roxas? What the fuck KH3?

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>>378045719
Joker what the FUCK are you doing
get your ass back at the bank

>>378047954
Imagine it going full Suikoden with over 100 characters to recruit.

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>>378038878
baka

guy reminds me of jap girls dressing and trying to look like men but not really pulling it off.

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>>378037956
This is hilarious.
>Tfw I use that much sugar in my coffee
Coffee is only good when it's really sweet.

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>>378050637
>Coffee is only good when it's really sweet

And with milk.

>>378050637
>>378050829
what are you Nanako?

>>378037956
Those lips look fucking retarded.

>>378039690
I think you're just gay anon.

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>>378037956
what, making an actually good animation?

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>>378050637
I like to still be able to taste the coffee, thanks.
Just a little cream is fine for me, but just drinking it black has become more tolerable for me lately.

>>378051361
That just means you are growing old and losing your tastebuds, F.

>>378050637
Why drink coffee if you're just gonna ruin it with sugar?

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>>378051430
I don't think so, it's just that the bitter taste of coffee has been growing on me.
I still hate spicy foods and love sweet/salty.

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>>378051361
You know what has yet to become tolerable for you? My dick in your ass.

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I like tea more than coffee

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>>378051559
>Posting literally who Kanmusu

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>>378051660
Usually takes a good five-ten minutes to stretch out to that and plenty of lubrication, yes. But weren't we talking about coffee?

Also I'm not gay.

>>378038820
First they steal our Disney animations, now they steal our comedy. Japs are as shameless as the Chinese!

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>>378050637
GET OUT

>>378050637
Enjoy your diabeetus, you fat fuck

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>>378052143
>Tfw halfway through my 20s, eat mostly junk food + soda, and I'm still really skinny

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>>378052456
>tfw 21 years old 50kg skeleton
winter is fatal for me but summer is so good

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>>378052456
Jealous. I just got back from working out and am trying very hard not to give in to junk food temptations.

>>378037956
What do they do?

>>378050637
What are you, a young japanese girl?

>>378037956
>when a jap game introduces too many game mechanics

>>378052809
Exactly the same here skeleton bro, except I prefer the winter.

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>>378044453
I just wish her face was a little nicer.

>>378045079
an only child, huh?

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>>378039617
God I hate that shit. They can't do a single joke without someone screaming and announcing what's happening.

>but it's manzai, it's intentional

Please.

>>378037956
Neku really went off the deep end after the Reaper's Game ended.

>>378049121
>licking a switch cartridge.webm

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>>378054362
What did you say about her face?! >:C

>>378054362
Her brother's face is nicer to be honest

>>378040353
The chocobo or the black mage?

>>378037956
This game runs like shit on my vita.

>>378037956
Id' fuck him

>>378040315
I'm impressed with that formatting.

>>378056120
That's what you get for not paying for it.

>>378054429
No. I know this may be difficult for Americans to grasp, but other parts of the world are capable of showing affection and being sincere.

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>>378038178
>>378038651

CAWTEA

>>378056739
I paid for the damn thing, it's that edition that comes with a code for seph and some moogle.
$20 beats vita's ass piracy.

>>378056750
Obviously American siblings are incapable of this. I assume the only thing you know about America is from movies/video games.

>>378057426
Just fucking kill yourself