Things you say while playing vidya

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Fuck me in the ass!

Mostly god damn it and son of a bitch. I'm very traditional.

mother FUCK

Son of a BITCH!

Nonononono!!!!

And the usual Fuck

SUKA BLYAT

PIECE A SHIT NO GOOD MOTHER FUCKER

A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMNKE

oh shit
ayy
thats pretty much it

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WHY

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I call each annoying enemy a faggot when I kill them

>>378031452
Wut

>>378032881
Good taste
My go-to is either FUCK MY ASS or FUCK ME

Cunting fuck

SACRÉ BOULOT

OH I'M SORRY DID I JUST BLOW YOUR HEAD APART

I almost always shout WHAT THE FUCK and that's that

I am the Alpha and the Omega

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST42VjR0LYk

you fucking nigmalizer

Fucking hell and Fucking bullshit

>>378031452
"you've got to be FUCKING serious"
"fuck my ass crack"
"im literally going to kill myself"
"why the FUCK do i suck so much cock"

try turning the safety off

Fucking cunts

JESUS SUCKIN' NIGGER

Fuck

EI VITTU

Uooh
Uaah
What?

>>378035110
my fucking sides

A
MEN
VA
FAAAAAAN

eh heh heh eh ehehehehe
Mai chan so cute hnnnnnnnggggg
eh heh heh heh heh
I love you so much Mai chan, hnnnnnnnnggggg
Mua muamamamamaa muaaaa

eat my lag babynigger

MATADO
PASTA EVIL DE PUTA
GO HITLO

¡QUE LASTIMA!

cuntnigger

"FUCKING Bullshit!"
"WHAAAAT?"
"OH YEAH RIGHT"
"OF COURSE"

I'm gonna suck your dick

Nice.
Ugh
Thank god that's over
Fucking stop already
Oh fuck off!

I usually just mutter "Fuck" and "God damnit" under my breath

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"Such fucking bullshit"
"How can she fucking do that"
"Why is that a thing"

Fuck Peach

Haha no poise haha, you are garbage, lel point down, rope black fire bomb XD, haha salty dark souls noob, haha patches squats on your face lmao XD

>fuck me
>fuck off cunt
>what the fuck
>are you fucking kidding
>this cunt cant be fucking serious
>you fucking cunt
>cunt, seriously?

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class dismissed

Hey guys.

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>AAAAAHHHH GO FUCK YERSELF YA CUNT TWAT SHIT RETARD.

>WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE

>NOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>KEK KEK KEK FUCKING KEK

[to team]

"fucking retards"

Oh you would!

Get fucked!

Get dunked!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_d_p40b-9U

Lieutenant Dan Jenny gav me AIDS!

>>378034159
>annoying enemy
>when I kill them
When THEY kill YOU
Otherwise they wouldn't be annoying
Fucking lol your bad get rekt scrub

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>>378031452
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
WHAT THE FUCKING FLYING FUCK
WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FLYING FUCK
WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FLYING SHIT FUCK
WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FLYING SHIT FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FACK
YOU SHUT UP BRAD YOU AINT MY REAL DAD

hay! dio mio! <_<

>Nice meme, you fucking faggot
>Love that meme!
>Thanks, thank you, thanks, really appreciate you killing me
>Okay, seriously, come on now, even you can't actually believe that should've killed me

SHAZBOT

I yell really loudly in broken japanese pretending to be a yakuza gang member or shounen anime antagonist.

>>378031452
HARDER!

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>>378033590
Are you me? Every kill I go ayy to the point where everyone knows what just happened.

Oh shit also gets progressively faster as the situation gets worse. If i get fucked all at once it's just skip right to SHIT. If it was a slow build up but still all at once, it's just a regular but defeated sounding "oh.."

>>378037001
Be more specific. I want to know more about your behavioral defect.

i just shriek really loud

Wooooooooooww

Or usually [unintelligible]

This has to be a fucking joke

I just punch my table and walls while shouting incoherently
There's several homes and rodents around thanks to all the hitting I dodo

>>378031452
Whenever I get fucked by RNG, I typically just swear under my breath.

HOOOO MAN YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT

Oh shit I'm sorry
Mmhmm
Yeah I see that
Your daddy gave you good advice

>why tho

Someone post the list of things some nerd wrote to say while playing Smash Bros during a date.

>>378031452
For me, it's either
>You've gotta be kidding me
>cheap!
or I just let out a good old fashioned FUCK!

>>378037516
Faggot

>>378037121
temee
kisama
kuso
omae wo koroshite yaru
kono yarou
shinitai no ka
sawarun ja nee zo
yare yare

Shit like that. I'm a bit of an autistic weeb.

>>378037516
hey thats pretty gud

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>>378036614
Woah there Garak, I seriously hope you haven't been hiding medical problems from me.

>>378036867
Nigga have you never faced a decent AI in your life?

>>378037349
I used to do that too, friend.
Get a punching bag or something.
Redirect that frustration.

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>>378037758
>mfw i realize Garak is high 99% of the time, otherwise he would kill himself.

>who the fuck just shot me
>oh fuck off
>fuck off
>oh fuck off would you
>fuck right off

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Am I the only one who gets pissed off at the announcer and starts mimicking what they say in a mocking tone?

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>>378037681
That's interesting. Please don't kill yourself.

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gg

Shit on my DICK
Fucking ASS
WHAT THE ASS
YOU CUNT

Heh
Hmph
Hmm
Eh?
Ayy
Ah jeez
Oh man
Oh no
OH FUCK

>>378031452
These are actual quotes I say occasionally:

>Dude man this shit is trashcan man.
>AAWE WHAT THE FUUCK
>It's dead. It's dead I killed it it died it's gone it's dead.
>Welp. Time to die.
>This is pure unadulterated unfiltered anus.
>What the flying fuck.

>C'mon college boy!
>I'm taking that ass!
>You like embarassing me huh?
>That's power son! That's power!
>You got me mad now!
>Huh? You like that?

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>>378031452
>FUCK
>BITCH
>SHIT
>SHIT FUCK
>CHEATING BITCH
>YEAH OK FAGGOT, THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED
>MOTHERFUCKER
>FAGGOT ASS BITCH
>FUCKING NIGGER SLUT
>GOD DAMN ASS FAGGOT
>FUUUUCK MEEE
>GOD DAMN FUCK ME IN THE ASS
>FUCK YOU
>FUCKING CUNT
>YOU CAN SEE ME BUT I CAN'T SEE YOU, YOU DARK ASS NIGGER
>FUCK OFF
>ASS FAGGOT
>FUCK THIS GAME
>LOOK AT THIS CHEEKY DICK
>REALLY BITCH
>FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS
>IF I EVER MEET THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM
One of these days I'm going to suffer an aneurysm or heart attack.

HODOR

This thread is fucking awful

>>378036867
>he doesn't think the genomes in Dark 3 are annoying
Something that small and fast shouldn't do more damage than a soldier.

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>this thread

>>378038232
That's a weird thing to say while gaming but ok.

Reddit af thread.

kys OP

>WOOOOOOOOW DUDE
>THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO!

>someone playing a game
>in game character they are controlling gets hit
>person in real life says "ow"

Stop doing this you embarrassing faggot.

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This thread would be better if we had vocaroos.

>>378038317
>>378038353
Do you guys really say stupid shit like that when you get mad In a game?

>>378038361
Get out, Phil

>>378034228
I usually go for:
>don't suck it so hard, I don't want to cum yet

Really?
Aww shit.

>>378038353
>>378038232

>the main character from the last game you played is out to get you, how fucked are you

are these threads better?

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>>378031452
"Goosh noosh."
"You donkey."
"Ya flippin' dipped me."
*Make a back-handed Vulcan hand sign at the monitor.*

I know all this makes me seem retarded, but I'm just not someone who's keen on profanity.

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>>378038629
This guy walks up to you and chain grabs your girlfriend's ass for a minute straight, what do you do when he's done?

>>378031452
>you little <weapon they killed me with> faggot
>take that ya dumb fuck-ass
>fucking really?
>BOOM BITCH
>not today, pancakes
>walked into that one

DON'T

>>378031452
Jeeeesus CHRIST.
What is this GARBAGE?
Why am I not surprised?
NICE

>>378031452
>Holy fuck this game is shit
>What a shit game
>This is LITERALLY THE WORST game ever made
>Why the FUCK did I buy this shit
>Oh that was easy
>Best game ever

>I don't do anal
>Deep dark fantasy?
>Take it boy!
>Oh fuck!
>I'm fucking cumming
>Get your ass back here!
Not just quoting gachi, I'm serious.

>>378031452
>OP is a huge faggot

Go FUCK yourself HAHAHA!!
God fucking dammit.
Welp, fuck me.

Manic laughter in general, so I play alone.

>>378038629
>the main villain of the last game you played is about to fist your butthole. How fucked are you?

God fucking damn it you piece of shit/faggot/cunt
Literally who

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEE

MY HOUSE

>>378039264
Nobody says that shit in real life in anger

Bordel de queue

WELL DONE WELL DONE WHOEVER

>What the fuck
>Why the fuck
>Fuck
And when I kill someone or succeed
>Ayy lmao
Which my friend always responds with ayy lmao, which gets the ball rolling of infinite ayy lmaos.
>>378035358
Torilla tavataan

>>378039348
I do

>>378039496
Cancer

>>378039537
That's weird. You're weird m8

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If I get a headshot
>Use it or lose it!

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say hi to youtube everyone

brb smoke

>got eeeeeeeem
>get smashed, cheese dick
>fuckin weiner
>rats
>you rat dick sloped face nigmeister
>you dumb nugget

probably helvete

>>378031452
IS THIS THING PROGRAMMED TO KILL ME OR SOMETHING?!
>playing bloodborne

Usually just a British doctor evil saying "rooiiiiiiightt..."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo

>die
>let out exhausted sigh

>>378031452
ARI ARI ARI ARIVIDERCHI

>>378039586
Yeah, but I think it's funny; only do it when I'm alone of course, I'm not going to reveal my power level.

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>GET OFF MY DICK
>WOOOOOOOW
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HELP ME NOW
>FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>WHO, WHO, WHOOOOOO
>CHILL, BITCH, CHILL THE FUCK OUT FAGGOT
>ok

>>378039672
HOW DO I GET THIS PLAYLIST TO STOP BEING RECOMMENDED TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>378031452
>"Oh, yeah, okay, fucking fine. That's just great. Good. Fine. This is good. Fine. That's fine."

kuwabara.... KUWABARA!!!!!!

you filthy little wank stain

>>378040384
Get off the Internet, Volgin

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>>378031452
Come on!!!
What the flying fuck...
For fuck's sake.
Fuck me in the asshole!
Jesus CHRIST.
What the HELL?!
Oh my God...
Hah, got eem! Got eem...
Haha, not today baybeeee!
Wew lad.

Shirley you jest?

>>378040516
Like a newborn baby

>OH YOU WOULD SAY THAT
>NIGGER X 30

>ouch right in my pusy

>>378040751
What is The Philosophers Legacy?

I have some Freudian issues because they usually are things like:
>OK, thanks Dad
>Suck it down
>Slant eyed jew nigger(s)
>Fuck me harder daddy
>Fart in my face you faggot
>Bloodfuck
>Stop, you're going to make me cum/poop

>>378041289
OH YEAH GURL

HOLY SIGMAR
BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY

fuck my ass
jesus fuck
suck my ass
fuck outta here

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Besser du als ich, Ami!
Das war zu einfach!
Er war gar nicht so schwer zu töten!
Fahr zur Hölle!
Ich bin eine Killermaschine!
Ihr sucht den Tod? Ich bin euer Mann!
Stirb, du elende Ratte!

>playing Reinhardt in Overwatch
>GONNA PUNCH YOUR TICKET
>GET OVER HERE
>I BREAK YOU IN HALF LITTLE ASIAN GIRL LIKE BIG MAN

>every other game
>modest silence

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Honestly, any random string of curse words. Including, but not limited to:
>jesus fuckin shit fuck cunt asshole
>god-fucking-damnit you piece of fucking fuck shit dick
>look at this piece of shit trynna get to me
>get this assfaggot outta here

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>get killed in any FPS or lose the match in fightan

you FUCKING nigger

and literally every variation of it, the current one is fucking mother nigger or just mother nigger instead of mother fucker.

>tfw you're half black and your friends don't know whether to laugh or not.

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>>378031452
Im not keen on cursing so I usually talk to myself sarcastically
>I live for this
>Holy hell
>Goddamnit
>Nice

>CUM FONDLING FUCK MONKEY
>WINDOW LICKER
>RETARDED MOUTH BREATHER
>COMMIE FUCK

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Ja jebię w pizdu jebana kurwa mać!

>>378031452
MA VAFFANCULO VA
LA PUTTANA DI TUA MADRE

>>378031452
i love this game

>>378031452
COME ON!
alternatively
I COULDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

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Fug

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NO MITÄ VITTUA NYT

NO EI HELVETTI

SAATANA

You've GOT to be kidding me
Okay, THAT was bullshit
Finally, Jesus Christ
Well, fuck me then
I'm done with this shit

>>378038383
I really only do this when I'm playing healer cause 9/10 times nobody is watching my ass and I'm not fully equipped to fight back.

when you get to shoot someone from behind:

>DETRÁS DE TÍ, IMBÉCIL.