There will never be a good Sombre skin

Sombra: A bad character with bad skins who has bad abilities in a bad game

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

I like her new Prodigy dance

>>378023531
It's honestly the worst dance it looks retarded. Missed opportunity to give her a Shakira dance

Does she actually have a sitting emote now?
Haven't been able to get on for the past week because out of town, but I'm honestly going to rush home from the country if there's a sitting emote for her. That's the main reason I fucked off from the game.

>>378023307
I didn't know Laura had a purple outfit.

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>>378023307

She badly needs a decent skin already.

>>378023418
Literally git gud

even if she did get a good skin it wouldn't matter because the fucking game only gives you voice lines, sprays and avatars in their shitty loot boxes.

>>378023418
>Calls a game bad
>Can't even git gud with Tracer 2.0
Maybe you are the bad anon

>No purification doujins

How do I stop being so degenerate.

>>378024364
This

sombra a cute. A CUTE

Like you would use her anyway.

>>378023307
how can there be when the base looks like shit

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>>378023307
Sombra is cute

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>>378023307
>Pick Sombra
>Annoy the hell out of the enemy team
>They're cursing at me
>I lose
>They curse at me more because they won
The price of playing Sombra

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>>378024973
indeed

Isn't Sombra the least played character in Overwatch?

She has to be down there, seriously.

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>not being master hacker like sombrafu
>having to wait to post more

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fucked up and forgot to save my sombra folder, so I only have a lewd picture left

>>378023307
Just need to fix her terrible hair.

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>>378025526
fuck off she's cute

>>378025289
I mean, she's got Tracer's gun except all her abilities are fucking shit.

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>Dance with my hombre!

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>>378025695
Her dance is really cute

>>378023708
I think it fits. She looks like the kind of girl who would be cutting shapes at a rave.

>>378025695
sombra a cute

>>378025695

>what do i do with my haaaaaaaaaands

This is so awful.

>>378023991

yeah she boops open her jarvis-tier computer screens then squats down and drags it with her and starts browsing files n shit

>>378025839
Are you retarded?
She even uses them.

>>378025841
thanks anon, packing up right now to head home to buy her sitting emote
have a good day

>>378025289
Bastion.

>>378025962

90% of the time she's very close to just flailing.

It looks ridiculously awful.

>>378023991
Overwatch fans, gotta love em

>>378026072
Nah, you're a cunt.

>>378024364
This wouldn't be so bad if 80% of them weren't duplicates.

>>378026001

I know bastion is low, but there's no way lazy turret dps robot is lower than really difficult to use because her abilities are trash and have insane cooldowns mexican nightmare announces herself extremely loudly coming out of stealth hacker girl.

>>378025656
She's extremely good against Zenyattas. Her ult pretty much deletes him instantly.

>tfw society is so interconnected and technology tracks everything so I can't fulfill my dream of just going around impregnating women
I love doing it bros, it's such a rush, why can't I be in older times where I can just skip town and that's the end of that?

>>378026235
She is picked quite regularly in qp.

>>378026235
> lazy turret dps
bastion doesn't even have that anymore since they fucked the spread and removed headshots and he still get fucked by most of the characters in the game, he's just no fun anymore.
sombra is shit but at least fun to play

She would be fun if they gave her a back stab like mechanic.

>>378025126
Isnt this the part where someone gives you a (you) posting a cropped hentai picture and then writing a stupidly elaborate post about how they love getting degraded as the thread derails into another generic healslut/erp thread?

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give me mex gf NOW
REEEEEEEE

>>378024335
>>378024503
She's useless in her own game, worse than Tracer in almost every way. Why would anyone ever play her?

Sombra in casual clothes is something I want to see more of.

They can't make a good skin because the side of her head is shaved. If they make a pretty mexigf skin then it will become instantly popular like Weightlifter Zarya did and Blizzard will have to face the fact that Tumblr styles are garbage. And that is a big no-no.

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>>378023307
They might as well do a Laura skin

>>378028193
This guy knows

And anything sexy would be popular like Witch Mercy. Can't have that.

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>>378028193
>Zarya's hair is dyed, so she can just un-dye it
>Sombra has a sidecut because her head is augmented

You're retarded. Also, unlike Zarya who most certainly looks better blonde, Sombra looks great as is.

>>378027818
fastest charging ult in the game and there's no counterplay to EMP

>>378028743
Only if your teammates use the hacked health packs, WHICH THOSE STUPID ASSHOLES NEVER DO!

>>378023418

she's the best character gameplay wise though, only real competition is Dva

>>378028712
The hair will grow over her augment. She would look better.

>>378023307
Wait for the inevitable HoTS sombra.
They know how to make skins.

>>378028910
It doesn't charge her when teammates use them, only when you use them.

>>378023418
>can't play sombra
found the underaged faggot
her christmas skin and cyberspace skin is pretty good anon

>>378029083
Which StarCraft character would she get a crossover skin from?

>>378025695
Literally Mobawatch.

Fuck this game.

>>378029156
100% guarantee you it does anon

>>378029156
Essentially, because your teammates never use 'em.
https://youtu.be/WACeigQigHE?t=2m38s

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>>378023307

You're opinion is wrong

>>378029819
I want to fuck Sombra

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>>378029819
>not using nerf gun sombra

We all just need a skin where it shows Sombras ass better. It's not fair, she's he hottest character in the game. Let's go Blizzard

>>378024297
This is her best skin currently

What's the meta like for the game now? Is she or that new robominority bitch viable? Sombrero was fun from what I played of her, beat the piss out of tracers.

>>378030661
sombra is okay but making it work is very tricky

hack is very strong in the right circumstances, I think she's one or two buffs away from being viable

>>378031157

She got a neat passive that shows enemies at critical health through walls, I just wish her hack was uninterruptible. Can you have a hacked healthkit up at the same time you hack an enemy? I forget

>>378024973
why do girls always do this hand thing? when ever I see basic as fuck selfies they always do that with their hand

>>378023307
where's her ear

>>378024532
>purification

Like she goes from a bad criminal to a good girl? That's really cute.

>salty sombra mains still upset nobody likes their waifu

She's a dps that's shit at dps, temporarily blocking someone from using their abilities isn't as good as just straight up removing them from play for a longer period. Move on.

>>378031792
Makes it looks more aesthetic

Same when men touch their chin or so

>>378032102
shes not DPS though.
Shes more offensive support really

>>378032759
Shes better with dive teams, works well with dva, winston, gengi, reaper, lucio. Won good amount of games with lineup with about 4 of them together.

>>378032102

>fighting a Roadhog who can't hook or heal
>fighting a Rein who can't charge, fire strike or use his shield
>fighting a tracer who can't zippidy doodah

These are good feels, anon. You should try them

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>>378030651

I agree.

>>378023307
Thats because she is a shitskin you spic loving faggot

>>378023307
half shaved head never looks good on anybody, give her a skin with a full head of hair and it might look good

>>378023307
>implying her original skin isn't great

>>378023418
>implying she isn't one of the most fun characters in the game to play
¿Qué onda?

>>378030651
It's a nice skin but I can't justify wearing something so goddamn bright and neon-y on a stealth character

>>378023307

I'd kill for a skin that was just her default but with the long braid hairstyle.

I'm so mad that's not her "real" hair, it looks much better than the flip.

The half shaven hair looks really hot I like the punk girl hairstyle and it works on Sombra. suck me off

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>still no "Detrás de ti, imbecil" voice line

Every day is a wasted opportunity.

>>378029182
>Implying she wouldn't get a Motoko Kusanagi or Deus Ex skin

>>378035345
Never ever. That would be nice, and Blizzard doesn't do nice things.

How can blizzard be so incompetent? Balancing this game would be so easy.
>sombra no long as a decloak delay. she's out of it instantly
>reaper has life leach on hit
there. now they have a reason to be used and be can very useful

>>378023307
>>>/vg/

>there are people that don't do the "hello" command while destroying everything in spawn when a game starts

>>378025695
jesus christ

>>378037507
Sombra has the lewdest hello emote.

>>378023307
Don't worry, Sombra will get tons of amazing skins when she gets into Heroes of the Storm. Her skills would actually be appreciated too.

Why would anyone pick her over Tracer?

>>378038403
Because Sombra is sexier.

>>378038403
Tracers ult isn't as reliable as sombras for team fights with sombras being an initiator, also sombra can stop rein shields and roadhog hooks to allow team to go in.

>>378023307
Sombra's design is alright god damn her voice is what makes me diamonds

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>>378034862
>cogelo

>>378039339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kofKg92Jw3Y

>>378031670
yes, there is no limit on how many hacks you can have, it's just the inherent duration of the hack.

>sombra
>not ana

ishygddt

I want to marry Sombra and start a family with her

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>>378039943
dang she's cute
>that wink

>>378023307
I liked the Christmas candy cane one.

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>swn dig her sharp nails into your dick and hack it so it stays uncomfortably hard for hours

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>>378039943
She's a creepy stalker.

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I hope she gets one with a mask and hood

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>>378040459
>tfw she'll never bite your lip so hard that blood starts coming out

JUST KILL ME

She should have gotten the graffiti one, Tracer has enough skins already and she's too much of a good girl to vandalize anything.

>>378025839
>spot the awkward kid who doesn't understand footwork

>>378034862

*shoots you in the back*

>nada personnel, niño

>>378025839
There has been studies that show men are attracted to foot movement in dancing and women are attracted to arm movement.
You gay

>>378029156
Have they changed this? Because it used to work that way

>>378023307
They already reskinned her. That nose is not a spic nose, it is a cacausian nose. Spocs have broader fat noses.

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>>378029819
>>378025695
>super lewd toe-sock leggings
>no foot porn

This is upsetting

>>378041464
>Tracers too much of a good girl
Dont be daft

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>>378043532
She was always latina.

Even when she was supposed to be an asian ninja, she had a mesoamerican alt.

>>378043603
You aren't looking hard enough

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>>378043603

>that minute long mp4 of her giving Reaper a slow handjob whilst perturbation plays

More than adequate

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>>378025695
Nobody complains about Tracer doing the Charleston, but shuffling is literally just a modern version of the Charleston with more footwork.

Really makes you think.

>>378038403

she's more fun

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Reminder that Shadman is a Reaper main which is just as bad as his porn.

>>378044980
Literally what else were you expecting?
Reaper is scientifically engineered to appeal to edgy mexicans.

>>378027706
No mexican is going to date an alt right conservitard shut in like yourself.

>>378025656
>she's got Tracer's gun except all her abilities are fucking shit.

You got it all wrong senpai. Her abilities are great, its her gun that's shit
>15 second recall
>farming ult charge from healthpacks
>Only other offense hero besides pharah who can gain vertical ground quickly
>Only hero with invisibility
>Passive gives her a wallhack
>Emp and hack can shut down certain ults

Her gun is really thing about her that is underwhelming when you compare to other offense heros.

>>378045736
>Only other offense hero besides pharah who can gain vertical ground quickly
forgot to mention genji

How do I find a girl like Sombra to marry

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>>378025126
>Pick Sombra
>Hack the fuck out of the enemy team
>Lose with 30 hacks and 22 emps
>enemy team says I'm the best Sombra they have played against

dude CYBERNAILS LMAO
who the fuck thought this out
why would a hacker have big fake nails

>>378047025
why would her nails matter?

>>378046694
>3 elims

>>378047025
Cause they are her air keyboard keystroke detectors.
You fucking dumbass.

>>378040184
She knows

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>>378047025
>Sombra has garish nails
>Sombra needs a new skin

Gyaru Sombra fucking when

People still fucking play SJWatch? Wut.....
Sorry but I don't shill out to a SJW Propaganda machine...

Not to mention Jeff Kaplan is a massive cuck and has no idea what he is doing... Which was VERY clear when he said he sees no issue with smurfing....

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>>378047365
d.d..d...delet this....

>>378047951
>I'm a tuff guy
>smurfs are mean!

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>>378040459
>>378041308

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>>378047872
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

GALO SENGEN

>undercut meme
until they give her actual hair it won't happen

>>378025695
Who's your hombre? I'd love to dance with them.

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>>378049662
>i have spent at minimum 18 years on God's green earth and I still can't tell the difference between an undercut and a mohawk

Neck yourself.

>until they give her actual hair it won't happen
There's literally unironically non-memeing nonjokingly not shitposting nothing wrong with half-shave/mohawk cut

>>378047951
because there literally is no issue with smurfing

>>378049924
mohawk is a shaved head with narrow central hair. that is an undercut.

>>378050087
>shaved head with narrow central hair.

That's... exactly what Sombra has.

>>378045397
Unironically this. I'm not a shutin but I can snag every race but Mexicans.

Sombra is really really really really really really really really really really really really cute!

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>>378050552
I want to agree but her cuteness feels a little forced, like D.Va.

Ay papi duele mucho, para pinche perro oye.

>>378050731
Maybe with the boop thing, but she's actually kind of ruthless

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>>378050731
>comparing Sombra with Hana "pls adore me I speak in a really high voice and take selfies" Song

Not even in the same postal code. Even Sombra's boop thing is not being cutesy as much as it's an implied threat.

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>>378047025
Her nails are part of her hacking. She hacks with them.
And they look nice.

>>378023307
The fine folks on the HotS team need to show these guys how to make a skin.

>>378051059
>>378050731

Sombra is the embodiment of trying too hard

>>378026072
The point to shuffling is the footwork.

Who has the best dance? My choice is for Reaper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbEhGD26sOs

>>378051249
>D.Va is the embodiment of trying too hard

Fixed, you're welcome friend.

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>>378051059
It might have been a threat at one point but Blizzard tried to force it as a meme too hard.

>>378025695
this is the future you chose.

>>378051396
Why is being a delusional sombra drone a thing now?
How did anyone buy into her?

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>sombra actually does graffiti
>Give graffiti skin to that dumb ugly bitch Tracer who isn't a vandal and has 20+ skins already


Blizzard is racist theres no other explanation.

>>378044406
Link me my dude.

>>378051853
>El Rey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzw19uPfB8c

>>378051853
They literally gave Sombra two skins from her punk-ass gangster youth