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Why did we have to ruin aliens?

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Why did we have to ruin aliens?
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>>378003648
woah
ancient aliens got nothing on thicc
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>>378003648
>>378003648

See here's the think, Life's complexity is in the simplicity by which is dictates what changes are most reasonable.

-nothing- on the right makes sense until you introduce intelligent evolution.

There are a lot of efficient natural mechanisms that come with being bipedal, upright walking, and attractive in a galactic community with non dissimilar members.

TLDR; it's fucking Sci-Fi you fucking imbecile. Xenomorphs were fucking engineered from a mutagenic bio-weapon used for extermination. Grey's are theorized to have evolved that way after millennia in space travel. I don' even know why ET looks the way he does.
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>>378003648
what game
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Because golden ratio is universal and real aliens won't look like bog freaks from left picture. Also that gaem
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>>378003648
>tfw no spooky abductee grey alien horror game
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>>378003648
Are you talking shit on my waifu?
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>>378003648

Fuck your bullshit OP

Is there SFM of her yet?
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>>378004082
greys are my number one fear but everyone I tell that to giggles, seems like a niche phobia.
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>>378003648
How can you ruin something that you have no references to beyond the imagination of people?
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>>378003648
Why can't aliens look sexy again?

They're fucking Aliens. Greys, Xenomorphs, E.T. and Thicc Reptile could exist in the same fucking series because they're still aliens at the end of the day.
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>>378004213
Fuck them you know what's up. They're straight nightmare fuel.
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>>378003648
what are you whining about?
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>>378003648
Sophons are basically little green men, so why are you whining?
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>>378004213
>>378004321
I always afraid of looking a out my window one and just seeing a grey standing right outside
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>>378004540

The one on the left is pretty cute
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>>378004564
>Tfw I can't look outside now

Fuck how am I gonna fall asleep
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>3 different alien designs on the left
>only 1 example on the right
Now we just need an pic with just a grey alien on the left and a xenomorph on the right.

Now that's how you bait post OP
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>>378004641
don't worry they are already in the house
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>>378004641
why do you need to look outside to sleep
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>>378004082
>>378004213
It's not scary, that's why they're laughing at you. They're meek naked pussies.
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>>378003648
Fuck. I guess Endless Space 2 isn't so bad after all.
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>>378004138
How can there be SFM so soon when she's just a gif made from skeleton animation?
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>>378005205

Its not even a model with animations?
A gif? What is this Sexual Fantasy Kingdom?
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>the space nanomachine vampires in ES2 are in T H I C C bodysuits
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>>378004763

Greys are pretty cute.
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>>378003648
>he posted it again lol
why do you always start these threads offl ike this?
hes your fucking alien you instigating fucker
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AYY LMAO
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>>378005452

Looks like a floating set of badass space armor.
Would get inside one and wear them.
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>>378003648
That's one big mama
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>>378003648
So whos the chick on the right anyways?
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Speaking of Aliens, I just watched Alien Covenant and I thought it was a fantastic movie.
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>>378006032
Is the whole movie "people doing stupid shit for the sake of plot" again or is it better than Prometheus?
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>>378006158
The only stupid thing was the crew thinking it was safe to go to a random planet they got a beacon from.
This movie is also reveals who the true villain of the Aliens series is.
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>>378004681
*don't worry they're already in your ass
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>>378006326
>the true villain of the Aliens series is
The people who made Alien 3?
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>>378006429
Lmao, but nah, the guy who essentially created the Aliens and destroyed colonies.
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>>378006326
Is it the engineers? Actually don't spoil me, I'll check it myself later
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>>378003648
Damn, what a fine alien mamma.
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>>378006326
>the true villain of the Aliens series is.

Joss wheaton
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It depends on what you want the alien to convey to the player.
The Xenomorph looks like a monster because you're supposed to be scared of it even though it would make much more sense for a silent hunter to look as inconspicuous as possible.
If you want to create aliens that interact in different ways and express different emotions to the player the easiest way is to just take a human and fuck around with some traits.
Another example are the Krogen in ME, they're supposed to be violent, irascible and strong so they look the part, same for the Asari, they're supposed to be wise, intelligent and charismatic so they look the part.
Realism is not the best way to entertain people, you're making a videogame not a scientific documentary.
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>>378003910
endless space 2
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master race coming though
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>>378008520
Why does a being made of what seems energy inside a suit need tits?
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>>378005452
I can't tell where he starts and where he ends
so pretty cool
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>>378005435
>their boobs bounce
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>>378008787
why not?
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>be peaceful Unfallen
>live in harmony
>piece of shit Horatio declares war
>have to build military ships in droves
>military party takes over my government
Fuck sake
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>>378010726
Try to not be hideous freaks of nature next time
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>>378009993
>he
its a she
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>>378003648
yoo rofl
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>not becoming Immortal Emperor
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>>378010805
Don't worry, I'll be putting all you horatios in my 100% eco friendly concentration camp
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>>378005452
>if she likes you she always talks about how pure your relationship is
>you get her mad and she starts popping in and out of existence

CUTE!
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>>378011145
how do?
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>>378006326
>When David Kisses Walter

My own clone now neither of us will be virgins
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>>378011358
I chose Sheredyn and did Extermination.
BEST TACTIC COMING THROUGH
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>>378010893
Does she at least have a cool voice
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>>378011707
Here she's narrating this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8H8DedCW_I
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>>378011145
Holy fucking shit, Zelevas is fucking swole.
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>>378011761
>was expected an old woman voice
>got this instead
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are cheap ships with 0 armor and torpedos still the best option
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>>378012145
Against AI maybe, any player would just make a ship bristling in kinetics and slap your shit
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Who would you vote leader of the United Planets?
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>>378012910
Horatio
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>>378012124
Its great right?
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>>378013092
They were genocided and don't exist anymore.
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>>378003648
Sci-fi has always had fuckable alien females......Always.
Try reading some books from the 50's - 80's.
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>>378012910
Orks tbqhwy
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>>378012910
>Orks and Borg going to some United Faggots shit.

u wot?
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>>378013335
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>>378008787

They Voydani idolize the Virtual endless, and created the suits in their image, or what they believe to be their image.
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>>378013390
>>378013374
>>378012910
>My question is for the Borg Queen. What will your first act be if elected head of the UP?
>"You will be assimilated. You will surrender your vessel and escort us to your home world, where we will begin assimilating your culture and technology. You're culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
"I see. And the same to you Mr Ghazkhul?
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!!"
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'aliens'
no those are just humanoids with grey skin or whatever designed by people with zero creativity whatsoever
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>>378003876
Titty alien not withstanding, E.T. was supposed to be the CUTE! one while also still appearing alien
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>>378013606

Kill yourself, edgy retard.
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>>378013667
Great comment, really contributed to the discussion.
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reminder that horatio is for bullying
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How many Human races are in Endless Space 2? One of the things I hated about Endless Space and Endless Legend was all the fucking Humans. I don't want to go into space to see more Humans, I want fucking Aliens and Robots god damn it.
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>>378014426
One pure human (United Empire) and one fucked up humanayylmao hybrid (Hoartio)
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>>378014532
Look at this pleb too stupid to understand Horatio's glory.
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make horatio great again!
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>>378014865
t. Horatio
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>>378003648
>reptile
>tits
hmm
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>>378015759
The Endless loved tits and so geno-engineered as as many developing species as they could with bigguns. That's my head canon and I'm sticking by it.
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>>378003648
I fail to see the problem
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When are they going to fix the stupid colony/planet happiness cap and make it so playing on anything that isn't a small map actually viable and fun?
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>>378008787
They used to be the suits of an ancient race who the Vodyani worship. They basically use the old suits to contain themselves.
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>>378014532
>horatio
>fucked up
Found the inferior race.
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>>378011761

Huh, sugar cube-verse looks pretty comfy.
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>>378005452
Sheeeeeit. Big titties, and space gangsters.
Im sold!
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This is a Japanese alien.
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>>378011332
>you get her mad and she starts popping in and out of existence
that freaked me out
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>>378003648
I want to ruin that alien
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>>378013145
is there good porn of her
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>>378003648
That thicc bitch betrayed me and attacked out of nowhere

Never trust the space jewess
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>>378020547
Angrily hate fuck her for revenge
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>>378004580
Is it female? It's got a breastplate
Would fug
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>>378003648
Say it with me OP: CAN'T. BEAT. THE. COCK.
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>>378003648
>ruin
you mean perfect
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>>378003648
You mean xenomorphs weren't already built for sex??
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Shit crashes no matter what settings I use. Oh well.
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>>378022741
>why did we have to perfect aliens
no i'm pretty sure he didin't mean perfect
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>>378003648
I'm pretty angry there's so little art of her.
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>Aliens are bipedal
>Aliens have a mouth or eyes
>Aliens have arms and fingers

We ruined aliens the second we made them representative of humans.
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>>378003648
>ctrl+f ayy lmao
>only 1 result

What happened?
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>>378023145
So what do you prefer
beholders?
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>>378023367
We've got danker memes to use.
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>>378023145
All those things aren't exclusive to humans either. Hell, thumbs aren't even an exclusive primate trait either. I do agree we can stand to make the aliens more alien. There's no excuse like in the past where the tech wasn't good enough and even then you examples of really good aliens made with puppets/animatronics that are from decades old shows/movies.
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>>378022782
wtf dis frum hnn?
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>>378023367
ayy
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>>378003648
Is endless space 2 better than stellaris?
Can I get a qt alien gf?
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>>378022376
>>378011145
>>378005452
>>378004540
Fuck man, count me impressed
The artwork of Amplitude was already top tier in Endless Legend and Space, but they even improved it with ES2
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>ywn make first contact with a massive female ayy that eats stars larger than our solar system
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>>378003648
Because tits is man's greatest enemy.
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>>378022376
I really want a endless rts.
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>>378023578
It's a single panel, unfortunatey.
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>>378024051

>Meant to be terrifying
>Is 90% of the reason why the game was bought
Waifus sell gaems
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>>378015847
MY DICK
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>>378024230
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>>378024202
Would you want Amplitude to develop it is the question.
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>>378024246
>even have Tygan talking about venom sacks in one of his reports
They kept their finger on the pulse of the community, I'll give them that.
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>>378024374
Yeah i could see them being decent at making it dungeon of the endless wasn't a 4x and it was pretty good.
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>>378024246
Snakes are scary because they are inhuman, heartless monsters that will coil around things and give them a slow, agonizing death
this one obviusly can't so shit tier spook
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>>378024246
>Meant to be terrifying

nope they knew exactly what they were doing when they made that one
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>>378024230
>xeno soles
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>>378024461
There official twitter had some of the fan drawings and meme pics humanXviper pairings made from a screenshot of early trailers.
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>>378023581
If you like a nice read and story and big frog tits
Endless Space 2
If you like only roleplaying and pure sandbox
Stellaris

Thats how i see it
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>>378004016
>Because golden ratio is universal
Yeah, say that to all the ass ugly species on Earth.
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>>378003648
Ugly face.
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>>378013859
holy fuck those things died horribly
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>>378003648
Star trek ruined aliens not vidya.
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im gonan post this then im out

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=690831

>>378025172
yea well at least they devoted an episode of TNG to explain exactly why that is
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>>378012910
What and where is this from exactly?
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>>378003648
because it pleases my dick
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>>378004564
Thank you anon. I thought I was the only one.
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Goddamn that is one fucking fine alien bitch.
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>>378022782
>>378015847
>>378003648
looks like an improvement to me
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>>378023367
Back 2 Reddit.
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>>378012910
so much artifacting that I can barely even make most of the images out
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>>378013335
are you sure that's a scifi book because the cover look like it might be a space fantasy
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>>378018015
Goddamn I hope captain ayy lmao wipes the floor with Goku.
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>>378026687
Certain period of time it was damn near law to use frank frazetta-esque art to advertise any sci-fi works. You could have the hardest sci-fi but the publishers would ask for a techno-barbarian and some blond bimbo on the cover because "that's what will sell".
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Why are there no lewds of this game
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>>378003876
>-nothing- on the right makes sense until you introduce intelligent evolution.

That would make sense if not for the glaring evolutionary flaws that the right keeps. Can you spot the obvious things it does not need or would be better off having the more humanoid alternatives, or do I have to spell them out for you? I know there are some species which don't fix all their evolutionary flaws, but these are glaring. Evolution would have prevented it from evolving further if it meant that it would auto-handicap itself during evolution fucking it's skull structure up and making it's way of swallowing and chewing inferior to what would have been it's original method.
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>>378008787
Because it pleases my dick.
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>Imblying that the xenomorph isn't sexy as fuck
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>>378003876
>TLDR; it's fucking Sci-Fi you fucking imbecile. Xenomorphs were fucking engineered from a mutagenic bio-weapon used for extermination. Grey's are theorized to have evolved that way after millennia in space travel. I don' even know why ET looks the way he does.

The basic consensus of why the weirdo aliens look the way they do is as followed:

Is it very humanoid and normal looking? That's because it's evolutionary track got rid of all the unnecessary BS and chose a line that was not only more suitable for it's living but easier for to function in an intelligent society. Thinks that would be deemed attractive are now emphasized, the skin is now made smoother or more luminous, etc.

Is it of low intelligence, at a disadvantage of it's new environment, built for combat or other? That's... well, I think you can read the humanoid reason and fill in the blanks for it. Xenomorphs are alpha predators and are build for it, experimentation or not. Skipped ET because the fucker freaked me out, so I can't comment on that. Greys are like that because it's generally assumed that they are extremely advanced and have long gone past sexual attraction phrase and either do not need to reproduce normally or do it only for reproductive purposes like animals, but within moderation. Their heads are that big to hold their massive brains, their eyes are most likely able to see things we cannot, maybe even see in the dark or some shit, etc. They're bodies and their skin are probably that way because it's more suitable for all kinds of planets equally, instead of being great for a couple and shit for others. I mean, you can argue and assume the evolutionary sense for all these guys, but the one on the right just has so much things it doesn't need or could do without. Why does it have an inferior nose when it's supposed to be evolved and have a humanoid-ish skull? The right is just obvious sex appeal over design. That's fine and all but don't try to BS that it makes sense.
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>>378003648
How does this game compare to their other games? I thought endless legend was pretty meh. But I'd like to try out the new empire of man faction
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