What's your favorite questline from the Witcher series?

the detective one in TW1

The one where you talk to roach. I found it funny.

just realized not a single one in 2 or 3 were memorable to me or enjoyable. Any quest involving those funny stone trolls I guess.

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This one. Also, you're not gonna get any positive replies here, /v/ is for shitting on games and nostalgiafagging over the first game in the series out of pure contrarianism

>>377995707
>pure contrarianism

or you just have casual tastes. TW3 was a ubisoft game in everything but name, was even easier than skyrim, and for an RPG, had the same level or roleplaying as FO4.

>>377995862
You have to be over 18 to post here

>>377995216
Wow i might just pick this game up if you can fuck Ciri

>>377995458
I actually finished the game before I found that quest. Had to reload just to go back and do it.
I liked the big penultimate new world quests of the main storylines.

>>377995980
you're talking about a brainless hack and slash game for the AAA cinematic experience console audience. These kinds of games (like FO4 and Skyrim) are literally made so that 10 year olds and casuals can understand them.

>>377995216
The Uninstall Wizard|s adventure questline after I've hit the swamp in W1.

>>377995456
This. Actually, the whole Temple Quarters part was top notch.

>>377996195
Swamp section in TW1 was great though.

>>377996195
>it's a "console fag quits at one of the best parts of the game" episode

>>377996381
Fuck you, those giant fucking flowers were retarded.

>>377995216
the one where Ciri is not for sexual

Are there any romance options with Ciri?

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>>377995707
Yup definitely this part of the quest. The groundskeeper, the animals, everything really. Made me feel some genuine emotions. Also Was the main guy supposed to look exactly like David Beckham?

>>377995216
Dressing up in womens clothing and calling the wizards

>>377995216
The one where you analyze red clues and follow red trails while Geralt whispers to himself.

>>377995862
>Ubisoft
Did you fucking play the Division?

>>377996767
yes he was

minus the ears

>>377996767
>medieval fantasy
>futuristic game
>military game
>no matter what, all games have this FOTM dudebro haircut

I've never played a witcher game b4, it looks like a western berserk - is that accurate?

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>>377995216
Yeah that quest was fun.

>>377996962
>western berserk
Lolwut? More like a high fantasy version of Batman who also fuck everything that has a cunt.

>>377996902
What's FOTM? Seems like a sloppy Hitler youth thing to me

>>377995458
Taking shrooms and talking to Roach was a high point. I liked getting revenge on Imerlith and The Crones. Grapeshoting The Cat school Witcher was great too.

>>377997098
what quest is this webm?

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>>377997163
Obviously the one from OPs pic.

>>377997140
Flavor of the month.
Although in this case, it should be flavor of the year, but whatever, it's a fad.

>>377996962
I'd say the gameplay is closer the the newer batman games. Fast attack, strong attack, parry, dodge that sort of thing but add in some spells and an amazing story. Oh and tits.

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>>377995707
I have a hate/love feeling about this and Fyke Island missions because creepy places in non-horror games are specially spoopy for me.

>>377997259
>batman games
Id say thats one of the more inaccurate statements made on 4chan

>>377996504
>best parts of the game
Chapter 4 is hands down the best section of the game, max comf

>>377997259
The difference is a different scheme control, and that there's no instant counter-kill move.

If I'm a scrub who struggles with even arkham combat will this game rek me?

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The one where i had to follow red splodges until i found a glowing red object.
I don't remember if i then had to backtrack to talk to some guy or have a miniboss fight.

>>377997472
>>377997386
All good points. Tbh I never played the batman games for more than 20 minutes until I realized it was basically press circle to win or whatever

>>377997596
This one is more about dodging.
You can parry attacks, but you have to parry in a very specific moment to break the enemy's attack, like MGR.
Or you can just dodge to the side and attack him.

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>>377995551
The entire bloody baron questline was great. Chasing the spirit of his dead child through the woods on a brightly moonlit night was eerie and fantastical as fuck.

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>>377995216
I think it was called Possession?
"lol throw this baby into the oven, no time to explain, just do it faggot"
>tfw truest bro of the series is never heard from since the first game

>>377997194
Link, source, whatever, just be a Bro.

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>>377995216
The one where you get fucking blasted with the lads and wear Yen's clothes.

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>>377998061
sfmsnip

>>377996521
You can literally just burn them with a torch instead of actually fighting them.

>I HATE PORTALS
>I HATE PORTALS
>I HATE PORTALS
>I HATE PORTALS
>I HATE PORTALS
>I HATE PORTALS

The most memorable quests for me are definitely the entire HoS main quest, the Bloody Baron, and the main one from Skellige because I loved that part of the world.

Honestly I wish the game had better gameplay, controlling Geralt or Roach can be such a fucking mess. I can't even count how many times I fell forward down some stairs cos I was simply running down them, feels like the fucker has butter under his feet at all times.

>>377997596
Just spec up swordsman skills until you get whirl, then spend the rest of your skill points on signs, watch your enemies melt before your eyes.

>>377996381
>>377995456
I will never understand what people liked about the first game. Everything about it was either mediocre or downright awful. I feel like it was the first game people ever played where choices sort of mattered, except they really didn't in the end. The second game and even third game, were much better in that regard.

>>377995216
The one where you go fight the ice giant on Undvik, it felt like an epic adventure

Not my favourite one but I thought the vampire that just wanted to sleep in the slab was pretty funny.
I actually wanted to let him sleep but then you wouldn't be able to finish the quest

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>>377995707
need more Iris SFM

>>377998049
Siegfried was great.
Always sided with him on all the decisions in the game, not even on purpose.
Suck my dick, Scoia'tael fags.

I like the one where you help the elf maid get herself unstuck from the werewolf knot before her husband gets home.

Usually I don't like like timed quests, but that one was done really well.

>>377998049
he pops up in 2 before loc muinne if you helped him in 1.
He's grandmaster of the order by then.

>>377998049
if you go order path in TW1 and import the save to TW2, you will meet siegfried in loc muinne

>>377998239
the atmosphere and music are the best in 1

but yes if anyone says W1 is the best they are being contrarian/nostalgiafags or die hard PCfags who despise 2/3 for being "consolefied"

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>>377998141

>>377997596
I've beaten the game and am currently working through the DLC and never learned how to parry or counterattack. It doesn't take long to realize when an attack is coming so I just dodge and fast attack for the most part.

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>>377997885
No it wasn't. Mark Addy was a cunt who ended up being a faggot, his daughter got shafted narrative-wise to the point where the most interesting thing about her was that they reused her model for a whore in the tournament brothel and people briefly theorized that it was actually her.

His ending is completely arbitrary, just like every "choice" in TW3, and if you accidentally get the Good Ending(?) for him prepare for rushed bullet made by an intern because nobody expected you to get it. Not to mention Geralt's motives for helping him are stupid because they relate to Ciri and the main plot (although you don't technically know it's stupid and incoherent at the time you would theoretically do the Bloody Baron).

Oh and THAT'S the best the vanilla game has to off, but I'm supposed to let CDPR have more money because supposedly they stepped up the writing game for the DLC, conveniently.

Have some fucking standards you goddamn Caucasian, heterosexual intellect. Game was shit in story AND gameplay. Unforgivable.

>>377998483
Block when the health bar flashes red.

>>377997596
nah dude just use quen

>struggles with arkham combat

how fucking bad are you at vidya?

>>377998387
Thats ad hominem, m8.

>>377998361
>>377998367
Fug, I never knew that. I assume that's only if you choose broche path?
I always sided with Order in 1 and elves in 2 simply because it had the whole dragon/Saskia storyline which I thought will be more important later on.

>>377998493
what a shit-tier human being your are

place your bets /v/, how long before this anon offs himself?

>>377998758
not really considering the post i replied to

>>377998420
Seriously, equip a torch as an additional weapon and hit them once. That's it.

>>377998387
The atmosphere is the best? If the atmosphere is supposed to be a dirty shithole filled with shit people, then I guess, but there isn't anything special about it. Plenty of games do it better. And the music isn't anything better than average in any of the games.

And neither of those things are worth shit for a game either. They enhance a good game. They don't suddenly make a game that is otherwise shit into something really good.

>>377998335
wtf u on about

>>377995216
Ripples

>>377998968
>If the atmosphere is supposed to be a dirty shithole filled with shit people, then I guess

yes? that's exactly why I think the atmosphere is better in 1, it displays the shittiness of the world during old times far better than 2/3

>plenty of other games do it

well I'm just comparing W1/2/3

>>377995216
Vampire fivesome in witcher 1

>>377998387
The whole series is shit. Seems thst /v/ has quite low standarts nowdays. Whats next, /v/ will start calling skyrim and fallout 4 good games?

>>377998790
only played TW2 once, sided with broche. met siegried twice, and both times he helped me out. a true bro

>>377999206
No, calling nintendo "games" good.

>>377996902
It's a traditional Polish nobleman haircut you uninformed tool

>>377998790
>siding with the elves

antifaggot get the fuck out

>>377995862
This

>>377999407
That's why absolutely everyone in all games and dudebros all around the western world wear it?
Even fucking Far Cry 5 has one in the cover.

>>377999206
imagine being this contrarian, I'd kill myself Tbh

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>>377997297

Iris' Mansion actually made me jump several times when I first played it.

It was really fucking embarrassing.

>>377999557
>whaaa, people don't like games that I like, it can't be, they must have a hidden agenda!
Literal tinfoil hat /v/tard.

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>>377999864
>/v/tard

>>377995862
this and if you disagree you're a manchild

outplayed

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>>377999864
Weren't you just calling people who liked Fallout 4 and Skyrim casuals?

>>377999430
Iorveth is a bro tho
for an elf

>>377999063
>yes? that's exactly why I think the atmosphere is better in 1, it displays the shittiness of the world during old times far better than 2/3
Thats an extremely specific reason to like a game.

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>>377995216
in terms of athmosphere: the one with the crones in the swamp

in terms of characters & writing: Hearts of stone main quest line

Skellige as a whole also deserves a mention although the quests there were really bad for the most part.

daily reminder to read the books you plebians

>>378000219
not really, the witcher games like to portray the shitty nature of humans/other living things as well as the conditions of the times. Making the environments look like Elysium doesn't really fit

>>378000290
I'm not giving that faggot author any of my money

>>377995216
I won't let you endanger yourself for thieves.

>>378000290
If you're not playing Witcher for the interactivity, you're doing it wrong. I have no interest in non-gameplay related Witcher stuff. Why the fuck would I read a second rate edgy postmodern book series?

>>377999609
Yeah, there's a bunch of jumpscares, but i'm glad they don't go overboard with it.
Having a creepy atmosphere and keeping you in tension is the best form of horror.

>>377999545
Who cares? It IS traditional Polish nobleman haircut. Olgierd is based on Polish nobleman, so he is wearing traditional Polish nobleman haircut.

>>378000290
But the books are plebby genre fiction

>>378000547
Him and the whole bunch reminded me of some kind of medieval motorcycle club.

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>>378000552
sure

>>378000454
>postmodern

dude what

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Based on the actor who played the aristocrat who made a deal with Faust in the 1930s Polish film.

>>378000290
They are mediocre at best. Sapek has some historical romance novels that are better.

>>378000125
he's a cuck, broche should've ended him

Anyone else absolutely love the fight club quests in all three Witcher games? In fact, both that and the dice poker/Gwent minigames were fun as fuck. I just love going around the world and participating in these little distrations. They really went above and beyond with the Gwent quests in W3 with tournaments that had subplots of their own and shit.

Any anon up for a fight? Just 25 orens.

>>378000730
If you think postmodernity means only nonsense, you've been memed. From my understanding Witcher follows standard modern formulas, but with moral twists that subverts all conventions.

>>377998173
It's a staple of his character desu. He complains about how much he hates portals and illusions like every 5 seconds in the books... It's like Indiana Jones with snakes or Anakin with sand or Ripley with Xenomorphs.

>>378000756
Holy shit that makes so much sense. I though Faust was the dude who made a deal with the devil and outsmarted him though.

>>378000968
Olgierd did outsmart the devil... for a while.

>>378000968
No, you're right. I derped writing it. He's not called Faust in this story, though.

>>378000968
yeah he's probably talking about Pan Twardowski, he didn't meake a deal with Faust, he's called the "polish Faust" because of his deal with the devil
nice find though

>>377998493

nah lol

>>378000580
This is actually quite good comparison. There were numerous such "gangs" in Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Some of them even band up together and form quite big military units like Lisowczycy for example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisowczycy

>>378000756
>who made a deal with Faust
Who made deal with the devil, not Faust xD He was Polish version of Faust.

>>377995216
BEYOND HILL AND DALE

fuck that was a good quest

i have been fighting this fuckin foglet for an hour only to find out i'm supposed to be five levels higher for this quest. That explains a lot lul

>>377996046
What the fuck reason is that to get a game?

>>377995216
I loved all of Heart of Stone.

>>378002167
Foglets are easy, just quen and dodge

RADOVID

>>377995216
W1 Act 4.
Just Geralt doing Geralt business in a comfy village and singing poetry with his bro to hot ghost bitces.

>>377995707
my good taste is contrary to your shit taste, sure

the ghoul with the spoons

>>378000863
Sure, always time for Gwent.

>>378002270
So I can wank my weiner to step daughter porn, anon.
Call me old fashioned, but that's how I like it.

>>377996962
its more like shrek with blood and sex

GET MI PAN ITS BLACK WIT SOOT

>>378000241
this guy knows his shit

>>378000863
>dice poker
>good
nigger what

>>378003254
it was fun in witcher 1 but got downgraded in witcher 2 desu

>>378003254
Dice poker in W1 was fun as fuck. Shit was bullshit hard in W2 though because the AI blatantly cheats and they never bothered to fix that. It's basically just regular poker but with some added physics instead of merely chance. It's fun.

>>377995707
What quest is this. I haven't played Witcher 3 since release. Is this from the DLC?

>>378003513
Yes. Hearts of Stone main quest.

>>378003513
HoS dlc

it's short but has a really good story

>>377999430
Like I said, I only sided with Iorveth because I thought the whole "bitch which can turn into a dragon" thing was more important than "a couple of Foltest's bastard kids".
Either side got totally swept to the side in TW3 with Nilfgaard's full scale invasion anyway. Not sure if either of them ever even get mentioned.
Or maybe I just don't remember, I only played TW3 once on release and will most probably never go back again simply because of how fuckhugelong it is.

>>377995216
The one with the bells of awakening

>>378003413
>AI blatantly cheats
It does that in 1 too actually, otherwise it'd be hard to do "good" dice players.
Hardly an issue since you can save/load.

>>377998239
>Everything about it was either mediocre or downright awful
That's wrong though.

>>378003760
Not as much, I think, because I didn't have to save scum even nearly as much as I did in W2. Shit was maddening in 2. It cheats in the first game too but not as blatantly.

>>378004067
Fun fact, you can't lose to Foltest in TW1.
The game cheats in your favor as a reward for beating all other opponents.

I liked the Witcher contract quests the most and found that they were the most immersive since, after all, that's Geralt's job. My favorites were probably the Novigrad doppler, Novigrad succubus and the Skellige ancient leshen.

>>378004201
And here I thought I was just lucky as fuck when I landed the 4-in-a-row against him.

>>378004248
If there's one thing which was much worse in TW1 than in others it was contract quests.
It literally was "bring 10 barghest skulls" and variations of thereof. That's not counting unique monsters, but those weren't technically contracts.

>>378004201
fuck you i lost over 12 times in a row to him and had to reload each time because you can only play him once

go lie somewhere else

>>378004493
True and I'm glad CDPR broke away from that archaic as fuck design.

>>378004590
It really weighs favors heavily to your side. It's still possible to lose by doing completely retarded rerolls I suppose.
Not that it even matters because you literally get an ending movie right after the game ends and neither you or Foltest even get a chance to comment on the game.

>>378004814
i never did retarded re rolls. always played it safe he just whooped my ass like no other ever got close to. stop lying already

>>378004957
git gud fgt

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>>377995216
Blood and Wine fantasy book. I was honestly never expecting that. It was pretty cool.

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>>377995216
the ones where Ciri is on the screen

>>378005717
What was up with that little girl selling fisstech and the ribbon you could win off her which granted teleportation?
I mean I can place most other shit from there as variations of classic fairy tales but this one fankly left me baffled.

>>378006053
based on a fairytale girl who sells flint. don't know the story myself

the ribbon is important to the ending of b&w

>>378000357
I think they're available in the OP of /twg/ on /vg/ as a torrent

>>378006053
Wasn't there some fairytale about a girl selling flowers or matches or some shit?

>>378006053
>>378006179
Yeah, it's a story about a little girl that sells matches to support her family. It's Christmas eve and she's in the snowy streets trying to sell matches while she looks into windows and sees happy families eating Christmas dinner.
She lights the matches one by one to keep warm and each time she does, she sees something wonderful. In the end, she lights all her remaining matches where she sees her dead grandmother who hugs and comforts her.

The story ends with her corpse being found Christmas morning, her burnt matches strewn around her and her with a smile on her face, frozen to death.

>>378000968
it's Mephisto in Goethe's story
pretty sure the myth of crossroad demons predate his writings, though

>>378006053
that entire plane is putting edgy spins on classic fairy tales and children stories
so the matchbox girl acts like a drug pusher, rapunzel hung herself with her own hair, etc

>>378006475
Ah yes, that's the one. I remember it only vaguely because my culture/country doesn't have a similar tale at all as far as I know.

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>>378006653
yeah I never heard of that before either
nice christmas story for kids

>>378006747
Andersen was a bit of a dick

A lot good ones are posted here and though it isn't really a quest, the night at Kaer Morhen where you get drunk with Eskel and Lambert was just god tier comfy and funny as hell

>>378006747
Fairy tales were never meant to have happy endingd. They were something you tell to your little shit to behave or the wolf or eitch will eat you.

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>>377995216
The hidden romance quests were the best part of the game

>>378006826
so the moral of the story is "don't be poor"?

>>378006820
lambert. you're a genius!

>>378006903
Don't be out late at night in the freezing cold like a dumbshit.

>>378006903
I think it was to be grateful for what you have and that you can find happiness in immaterial things. Still, the ending of it is always a downer.

>>378006747
>>378006826
I love how the "old" fairytales are always either warnings or depressing as fuck, now here in Sweden in Little Red Riding Hood it ends with all the characters (including the wolf) being friends, instead of a warning to be observant and not to trust strangers (funny fact: in the original story the wolf (as grandma) asks the girl to do a strip tease for him)

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>>378006820
I thought it will fuck up my chances with the queen bitch and called the party early.
I'm such a cuck.

>>378007009
she was out because her father beats her

>>378007043
You honestly are lmao

>>378007029
>here in Sweden in Little Red Riding Hood it ends with all the characters (including the wolf) being friends,
Holy shit dude

>>378007043
top kek, whipped by a digital woman

>>378007029
Sweden YES!

>>378007336
Please think of the children, we can't expose them to anything unpleasant. A school also banned the showing of a classic (in Sweden) cartoon because it gave a kid nightmares so the parents complained.

>>378007336
>>378007029
really makes you think

>>378002687
Because it reminded you of Tommy Wiseau?

>>377995216
i want to rape ciri

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>>377995216
This was pretty rad.

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>>378007029>>378007336
>all the characters (including the wolf) being friends
That's like "modern revision" or something? Or it was like always like that? Genuinely interested.

>>378007638
Anyone gave the baby back?
What happens if you do?

>>378007667
modern revision of course

>>378007682
You just have to boss fight that (vim? viy?) demon later on I think.

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>>378007043
You realize that Yennefer doesn't really exist right? She can't actually hurt you.
You were submissive to some 1s and 0s anon, just order the estrogen pills and get it over with.

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>>378007638
>Throw the baby in the oven

Who else picked this option just to see what was fucking going to happen? I thought CD Projekt were going to go full holocaust mode when this sprang up

>>378007682
You fight the hym (reskinned Leshen) and then the quest ends the exactly same way as with the other option.

>>378007864
> i pressed space on all the dialogue so i didn't know this is the good option

stop playing RPGs if you have ADHD

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>>378007029
Danefag here; what the fuck happened to you, Sweden? For helvete, you used to be cool - well, more cool that you are now anyway. Then we suddenly hear that you're talking about changing your yearly Disney Christmas show because there aren't enough females with dialogue, and that you've made up a new non-gender word for children's books so no kid will ever have to go through the trauma of reading about a protagonist that isn't of their gender.
Is it really that bad with you jävla svenska?

>>378007029
>now here in Sweden in Little Red Riding Hood it ends with all the characters (including the wolf) being friends
according to who? the Grimm version is still the most famous

>>378007939
Udalryk doesn't die or anything? Man, what a fucking cop out.

>>378007831
It's a Hym. A pretty metal as fuck demon. More Slav mythology games need to happen because I wanna see more of these kind of monsters. Enough of this boring Tolkien shit with dragons up the asshole.

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>all these FROMshitters trying so hard to shit on the GOTY that blasted Dark Souls out of the way

Nobody likes your weebtrash clunky rolling simulators with no story. Just kill yourselves.

>>378008041
this is what made witcher so great. it an RPG that isn't generic tolkein trash but isn't weebshit either. there's actually some interesting culture and lore in it

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>>378007029
Well Sweden is notorious for being a huge fuckup and possibly a giant experiment for the world elite on how you can fuck up a country as fast as possible.

>>378008041
Dragons are almost inexistant in the Tolkien mythology

>>378007987
We came up with this wonderful idea that maybe we should listen to the women for once, I think it is going pretty well.

>>378008031
It would be kind of stupid if he did. Hyms need their hosts alive.
Not to mention that they're rare as all fuck and this might very well be the only one still lingering since conjunctions of the spheres.
>>378008041
I agree completely actually.

>>378008187
Welp, I'm hoping you're happy, I really do.

>>378008138
>that isn't generic tolkein trash
It is as Tolkin as any DnD setting or Dragon Age.

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>>377995216
>You flee, my dream come the morning. Your scent, berries tart, lilac sweet.

>>378008181
"I know nothing of what I'm talking about" - The post

Is this real? If you say yes how disappointing is the "no" response?

>>378008304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=823yuWz0lto
You made me post it.

>>378008303
> dragon age
i only played origins and i enjoyed it at the time but in hindsight it's generic as fuck

>>378007029
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

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None because guess what, kiddo, western "games" will never be good.

>>378008041
>Enough of this boring Tolkien shit with dragons up the asshole.
You don't even know what you are talking about. Embarrassing.

>>378008380
Withcer is the same generic fanatasy, only with vodka and kurva, bunch of creative monsters don't make medieval fantasy any less generic.

Idk, the Witcher is a trashy button masher, hopefully the franchise is dead now

>>378008409
>posting shit bait
>with ugly animu art

Here's your (you)

>>378008346
that was amazing seeing it for the first time

the problem is that after you experience things for the first time you want to catch a glimpse of it by watching it again and you can't because you remember it so hard you can't experience it as if it's new again the magic is gone

this is why i can't bring myself to do a NG+

>>378008475
in what ways exactly is it generic? besides having swords and magic in it

>>378008487
>cdp spends all money on cyberpunk 2077
>it flops, because not mah witcher
>kurwas go bankrupt

>>378008538
>in what ways exactly is it generic
>besides having swords and magic in it
So standart tolkin derivatd fanatsy races don't count now?

>>378008538
It's been the opposite for me, for some reason. I've played W3 twice now and have been playing my third playthrough off-and-on for a month or so now and, while it's not exactly the same feeling as when I played the game for the first time, that excited feeling of going through the world is still there. Even hearing this song on Jewtube still conjures up the same feeling. Shit's great, I'm sorry the magic is gone for you though, anon.

>>378008346
>not posting it with ingame animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bSk-8C76dc

>>378008397
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article19201489.ab

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I'm currently replaying the game now since I held off playing the new expansion for a couple of years. Feels fantastic man.

>>378008659
i'll give you dwarves and elves too. it's still not close to being the same

>>378008840
>medieval fantasy with wizards, elves and dwarves somehow isn't generic
Really makes you think.

>>378008704
i finished the game plus all expensions and i'm struggling to let go so i'm still exploring some sunken treasures in skellige even though it's bullshit i don't want or need because i can't let go. i also saw all outcomes to all possible situations through YT

it's my GOAT rpg but i can't bring myself to play it again. it's not unusual for me i don't tend to replay rpgs

>>378008782
>aftonbladet

>>378008659>>378008910
Shadowrun also has elves/dwarves.
It even has orcs and goblins. And wizards.
Such a generic fantasy setting.

>>377998049
>him being dead is canon
Fuck CDPR

>>378008972
Couldn't find it in NyaTider since they only report "real" news

>>378008910
it wouldn't be medievel fantasy is it was sci fi was it? but i doubt you could find more than a single monster in W3 that is taken from tolkein and not from eastern european folklore

>>378009021
Some anons said that he's the master of the order of the flaming rose if you go broche path in TW2.
You only get meet him at the end of the game in passing though.

>>378008910
You might actually be retarded, seek immediate help.

>>378008982
You conviniently ignored medieval european setting.

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>>377995216
What did he mean by this?

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>>378008453
Your absolutely retarded. Witcher is very far from Tolkienshit minus the elder races. But even then the main story is the Conjunction of spheres and how the gay ass Aen Sidhe elves get btfo by earth plants, animals and humans. Everything else focuses on humans. No hordes of niggers or a flaming tower.

>>377998239
console graphics kiddie with shit taste detected

>>378009205
he wants you to stop giving money to basic bitches on twitch

>>378009182
Just as you omitted that tolkien is high fantasy which is very different from witcher.

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>>378008590
Please happen

>>378009376
why?

>>378009115
>it wouldn't be medievel fantasy is it was sci
Well, Wizardry and M&M managed both at the same time.
>but i doubt you could find more than a single monster in W3 that is taken from tolkein
Trolls for example. But in any dnd setting most monsters aren't from Tolkin anyway,does this make Dragonlance less generic?

>>378009426
The Witcher is a shit franchise, shit games, shit books, shit spinoffs

>>378009223
Eh, it's because elder races are basically ayylmaos and don't belong to this world. Unlike Dragon Age (where they kind of tried to push this, and by "kind of tried" I mean totally ripped it off from Witcher and then totally forgot about in next games).

>>378009223
>Witcher is very far from Tolkienshit minus the elder races.
Like every DnD setting.

>>377996153
and with that said oblivion still had much much more varied and interesting quests than witcher 3 by faaar just fuckign counting some of the guilds if you ad daedric quest its not even close anymore. Thats the truth.

>>378009523
t. elric

>>378009657
"DnD settings" are very different.
What about Dark Sun?

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>>378009523
>t. Soulsborne weeb
Cry more nobody gives a fuck about your garbage rolling simulator with no story.

the one where you get shitfaced with the boys and dress up in yennifer's clothes

>>378009116
Only if you import W1 save. By default he is dead. Default is canon. Much like how Geralt never ending up together with Shani after the 1st Witcher is canon.

>>378009723
Better than medieval european shit, but still not that orginal.

>>378009782
if you import a shani save from w1 to w2 it just gives you a note you couldn't work things out

>>378009725
Souls is shit too, you faggots need some fresh pasta as well. Enjoy your tactical A button mashing

>>378009876
if you just mash A you will get suck

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>>378009782
Eh, you still get to bone Shani in TW3. Yeah, I'd prefer some broventures with Ziegfrid. Or even Vincent, he was a jackass and a furfag but turned out to be okay too. Too bad.

>>378009725
HAHAHAHAHA SOMEONE COULDN'T LEARN TO PARRY ENJOY THAT SILKY SMOOTH BUTTON SPAM

>>377995216
Drunk night at Kaer Morhen or maybe the Iris questline in HoS

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huh, no-one mentioned bird grill from blood & wine?

>>378011098
it was a good quest but some quests are better

>>378011098
You're in a faux-Renaissance world, there's probably 100s of people dying of some shitty disease around, but somehow it never occurs to Geralt to transfer the curse to one of them
And if you go against her explicit wishes and transfer the curse to Guillaume it turns out it wasn't bad to transfer it after all because muh lake magic
Shit was stupid

>>377997605
>u/

>>378011098
She's a qt, but a shit tier waifu. As soon as you get attached she'll die of old age.

>>378009205
*tips*

>>377998239
because makes me feel like a special snowflake

>>377997605
>too stupid for Gwent
>presenting Yen's banter as straight-up insults
Jesus

>>378011168
This one was a good example of "no true good-evil decisions" though.
Transfer the curse to a fag who's in love with her even if agrees to it?
Try to dissolve it completely with zero guarantee of success whatsoever?
Oh and also how she reacts as soon as she's free, all of it was priceless.
>>378011413
It's not about waifus it's about how little some people care as soon as they're out of trouble.

>>377995216
What happens if you pick #1? They don't really fuck right?

>>378011413
m8 you can just tell Guillaume about the curse and everything turns out perfect

Carnal sins

>>378011517
They do, it's all banned on youtube though. Was also removed with a patch in the game. So you'll never see it.

>>378011526
he's growing feathers under his underwear but she doesn't care about that

>>378011493
>also how she reacts as soon as she's free
If you did the transfer with the bird, she goes REEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF GUILLAUME for absolutely no reason. I fucking hate irrational people
>>378011517
Actual sub 50 IQ retard detected

>>378011681
You sound like a child

>>378011681
Yeah and that was the best outcome. She only cares about the fact that she's free from the curse, not how or why she became free from it.

>>378011809
Cool.
They live in a fairytale land where knights regular go around slaying monsters and shit cause they find some noblewoman hot, he wanted to court her and noticed that she's always absent and immediately called on Geralt to help
I don't see why anyone would be angry about that

>>377997216
To be fair, it's a good looking haircut that's been popular many times aand places. I've always liked it. Need to get one while it's still in for some easy pussy since I have a banging beard. I'll miss my long ass neet stoner hair though. But it's holding me back.

>>377997297
Fyke island on death march had me a little jumpy as well.

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>>378012080
Huh?
I honestly don't remember Fyke Island at all. When or what was that?

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>>378012197
Rats, Kiera and Pellar hocus pocus

>>378012197
Quality filename my man.

>>378007336
lol sweden. it's a story about stranger danger. ironically youre full of danger strangers.

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>>378008346
WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?

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Do you think Cyberpunk will be as impactful as the Witcher? It terms of feels and enjoyment, not sales because who cares about that.

>>378011959
Wow nice blog faggot

>>378013107
i have faith in CDPR but i'm not hyped at all right now

>>378013107
it's probably as good as never ever from release right now
we'll see about it in 3-5 years

>>378009205
Most women aren't that complicated, they just appear to be because you can't trust a single word out of their mouths. They are instinctual and Machiavellian when it comes to sex and love, real pragmatic and self serving.

Men are most of the true hopeless romantics contrary to what is perceived, and get burned for it, which often makes them even more confused about women and love.

>>378013147
Thanks, please reblog!

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>>378008837
i'm envious as fuck to be honest
enjoy your game bro

>>377995456
Best quest.
>tfw accidentally got to the point of no return before solving the mystery
>went back a save to finish everything in the area
>ended up solving the mystery

pretty good.

>>377995216
Now I want a Fuck Ciri mod.

>>378008346
If there's going to be a Witcher 4, this melody must play during Novigrad nights.

>>378015043
It wasn't very well designed, you could break it easily. Not in the terms of "it can't be finished now" break, but rather like "it doesn't make a lot of sense now" break.
Most of it is forgivable for being an old ass game and a quest of such magnitude.

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>>377995216
Geralt shooting apples off an elf to cover for a missing performer, talking roach or the ending of hearts of stone. I loved how much forshadowing Olgierd's trick had so much that it was even foreshadowed in the sex scene with Shani

>>378016627
What happened if you shot him in the head?
I mean I understand it's probably not much but was it worth for the lulz?

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>>378017429
Nothing it's just an Elf

>>377995216
The one with the magic tower suddenly appearing in an island.

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Are Hearts of Stone and Blood & Wine the best DLCs in video game history?

>>378017750
>Hearts of Stone
Yes

>Blood & Wine
No

>>378017750
>>378018006
I agree with both of you.

>>378017750
In all honesty I don't think anything ever comes close or ever will. Both with HoS and B&W.
Because it's ridiculously obvious that it's not cut content but created and expanded upon existing one.
Call me a rabid fanboy all you wish but I really want every and all DLC to be like that.

>>378011640
>feathers under his underwear but she doesn't care about that
>she doesn't care because during sex the feathers tickles her fancy and that sets her off
dear lord

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>>378018121
It's a "bad ending", he will eventually turn into a bird completely.

>>378017750
Probably not but I can't really find any counter examples off the top of my head.

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>>377996627

>listen to women throughout the land gushing themselves over your hot dad
>hear triss or yen screaming his name whenever you eavesdrop at night
>take stealthy gazes at his sweaty enhanced witcher body when you two travel together
>you're not blood related

but it's perfectly normal for a young woman like Ciri to sexualize and have wet dreams about Geralt

>>378019215
shes a lesbo tho

>>378019304
>not giving yourself to that equivalent of a basement nerd from skellige

>>378002270
a good one

>>378000068

are you implying they aren't?

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>>377995216
Anything with her :3.

>>378010109
do you think Vincent masturbates himself when he's in lycan form? ah ah

>>378020019

>Nething personal

>>378007667
>Or it was like always like that?
Almost all children's stories were even more grim in the past than the versions we read as children.

>>378009205
He means women are easy to understand but men are too hungry for pussy to think straight.

>>378020386
Give examples, I don't think any of relevant ever changed over time.

>>378020103
He's too busy being a medieval version of a superhero. I actually wanted to kill him because it's too fucking dangerous but he convinced me he's not a complete capeshit.

>>378010109
I thought werewolves don't retain their memories when doing lycanthropic shit? But Vincent obviously does, same as that one hunter from TW3.
I want to say that it was different in books but I honestly don't remember already.

>>377995216
The one where you follow the red line to the recoloured mook.