Has a boy scout magazine leaked the e3 line up?

>>377994525
>Animal Crossing

You have my full attention

Is that some motherfucking Boys Life? Hot damn, I miss that magazine. They couldn't know jack god damn diddly shit about vidya, though. I remember when Mario 64 came out and they were shitting all over it while giving Quest 64 high reviews.

Also fuck them for making 13-year-old me think that stupid N64 glove controller was the coolest shit and making me beg my mom to buy one.

>tfw made it to both Eagle AND vigil in the OA and here I am shitposting on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum

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>Animal Crossing
Please be real

>>377995852
real eagle or utah eagle

>>377995967
Real eagle my man

It was a pain in the ass to find a community project to do but I made like six benches for my local park, I got Eagle back in like 08 months before I graduated High School

>>377995967
What's the difference? I'm a Utah Eagle but my troop was pretty hardcore

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>>377994525
If it's real I'll suck op's dick

>>377995852

They shit on Mario 64? Are they fucking mental?
I imagine 60% of children who read that grew up to be psychopaths.

If that really is their e3 line up then I'm really underwhelmed.

We knew pikmin 4 was coming.

>>377995852

>Eagle and Vigil

Same my fair skinned soul brother from another mother. Ended up digging up and transplanting 250 trees that were in a part of a state forest that was going to be cleared, and planted them in other forests around the state.

>>377996170
I don't care about stupid videogames, I just want to suck dick.

>>377996142
Mormon or no?

>>377996237
I haven't been in the scouts for like ten years and my mom threw out all my old magazines a LONG time ago, but from what I remember they were being really smug about it like "ANOTHER MARIO GAME WHERE HE JUMPS YAAAAAAWWN"

I also remember them getting 90% of their facts wrong, like calling Wind Waker a sequel to Majora's Mask and saying shit like Mega Man Battle Network was Mega Man (Classic) jumping into cyberspace Tron-style.

>>377996416
I got invited to join the venture scouts but I was too close to 18 and wasn't interested in being a scout leader or assistant, so my legacy ended there. Haven't heard much from them since and my mom still has all of my uniforms and merit badges in a box somewhere. I'm almost certain they've probably removed the community service requirement for Eagle now.

>tfw I put that shit on my resumes and it actually gets me jobs

Joining the scouts was the best thing I ever did as a kid

>>377996142
Your a brainwashed Mormon, that's the difference.

In addition to Boys Life, I also got Ranger Rick in a 2-for-1 deal, I felt smug as fuck knowing what science lessons regarding certain animals and plants would be about before the rest of the class did

I wanted to quit scouting a lot sooner, but I felt guilt-tripped into staying longer due to my dad "surprising" me with a Jamboree trip in 1997

Trails End makes godly microwave DIY cheesy buttered popcorn and DIY caramel corn tho, assuming their lineup hasn't changed much since the 90's

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>>377996753
>That fucking chocolate covered popcorn

November was the best time of the year

>>377996671

Same broseidon. Its one of those things that if a higher up was a scout, they instantly like you better, and even if they weren't, you get seen as better than your coworkers. Can't deny that I think its what got me a promotion or two.

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>>377996931
>Only been working my new job for about three months and my boss is already constantly glowing with shit like "you're such a damn hard worker, I know that came from the scouts" and already talking about giving me a promotion

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WHO HERE
HAVASU HIKE?

PROTIP
YOU ARE NOT A MAN UNLESS YOU WENT BEHIND HAVASU FALLS

FURTHER PROTIP
it is greatly unfortunate if you didn't have the chance to go there pre 2008 floods

>>377997160
What is behind the falls? A +2 Mace?

>>377997160
That's a nice spot, where is it?

>>377996740
Can't say a word about the sandniggers blowing up Europe but let's go ahead and shit on a group of people who have literally done nothing wrong except live generic Christian lives. But I guess that's a problem now too.

>>377997160

Never got to do stuff like that. From New England, so we did a lot of winter camping. Did a week long hike in northern Maine in the winter. Nothing like being 17 and being asked to carry one of the shotguns in case coyotes or a bear came by, since I was one of the older guys.

>>377997285
Why are you on the internet if you can't use it? He gave you the full god damn name.

>>377997317
Mormons are more or less Muslims, They both follow a crazy pedophilia retard.

>>377994525
I doubt it. At least back in the day, Boy's Life never had very quality vidya journalism.

>>377995852
>>377995967
>>377996416
My Eagle niggas

>>377996753
Yeah, that popcorn is still godly last I checked.

>>377997340
Eaglebro here. Fuck yeah, those were the days.

>Live in buttfuck Indiana
>Winter camping all the time
>Got multiple "below zero camping" patches from multiple years
>Second oldest boy in the troop so I got to be on coyote duty with the adults

I remember the year we fucking got one too, holy shit what a night, I still hear the deathshriek from it getting blasted in my sleep

>>377997317

>literally done nothing wrong

Someone doesn't know about the guardian angels. When the mormons headed out west, they hired muscle for the road to protect them from robbers and such. Typically two boat Irish thugs (illegal immigrants, went from Ireland to Newfoundland, got a fishing boat in Newfoundland and landed in either Boston or New York, got off the boats and never left). They protected the mormons while traveling and ended up settling down and marrying most of them when they stopped. IU know this because that's half of my family tree.

>>377997523
And hiring bodyguards is bad? Especially after being ran out of their homes several times?

>>377997397
I mean't in what region in regards to him saying flood but apparantely it was the GC.

>>377997649
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre

>>377997523
As someone with a Jewish stepcousin you hear about that kind of stupid ass "it's not cheating on my religion if someone else does it" shit all the damn time.

>Some fucking Jew holiday or whatever where you're not allowed to "light candles" which means no electronics or whatever
>Oy vey though if a non-Jew turns on this TV for me while I happen to be in the room it's still koh-shah

>>377994525
>No Pokemon
>No Monster Hunter
>No Smash

REEEEEEEE

>>377997649

More along the lines of the bodyguards not giving two fucks about straight up murdering people who followed them. That was part of the reason the mormons had to keep going west, the guardian angels kept killing townsfolk who got uppity with the mormons passing through.

>>377997471
I don't think you know what you're talking about. Especially about modern Mormons. One of my good friends is one and his brother a former, they have nothing spooky or perverted to say about it even the brother who left on bad terms. Every other one of them I've met has been nothing but nice, sure they gave me their book and asked if I wanted to come to church but I've never had these horror stories and am convinced they're made up.

>>377994525
Please God give me AC on the switch

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>>377997851
That's because Mormons are genuinely some of the nicest people in the world.

>>377997715
That wasn't an order from the church or from "on high" the one who gave the order was excommunicated.

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full page here

I'm not in the know with AC, are these characters new or old?

>>377997851
that is because you never went to the church. They use literal brainwashing techniques to keep you in the church and then guilt trip the shit out of you when you try and leave. Not to mention their elders practice some weird cultist like shit in the big state temples.

t. former Mormon

>>377997851
t. Mormon

I lived in Utah, and with as much shit as they talked about "California Mormons" I don't doubt things might be different elsewhere, but if there enough of them together, their attitudes toward people change.
>>377997956
This is equivalent to being charmed by a stripper.

>>377998143
So animal crossing and Pikmin confirmed right out the gate in a magazine.

Makes you wonder what else they're hiding to just casually drop that kinda information.

>>377998143
old. I'm guessing the bottom right monster next to the rock pikmin is from DREAMS because idk what that is.

>Boys Life

Do they still have Pedro comics?

>>377998164
They don't use brainwashing techniques man, sounds like your mom tried to force you and you jumped the gun to brainwashing.

They believe what they believe and share it, that's it. If you don't want to follow they respect that unless you've got a particularly zealous bishop or something. But hey, keep pushing this negative look on them. I'm sure they'll ask you how they can help next you see one as well as invite you to their barbecue.

>>377998356
don't get your hopes up

if we get one surprise like metroid, that's enough for a lifetime. they havent done a surprise like that in a while.

animal crossing + new pikmin + mario rabbids (likely the "surprise") would be enough in their mind.

>>377998356
Smash port starring the return of Ice Climbers

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>>377998597
not him but
really elder could you get any more obvious?

Sloth is a vice, and those church bathrooms won't clean themselves.
So hop off this gadianton board and get to stuffing the chorum's investment funds.

Remember: The harder you work the hotter your wife!

>>377998597
Sure m8 believe the cover story the use to bait everyone.

If you spend a single year in that hypocritical hellhole you would see how fucking Sick and demented they all are.


they also literally ostracize Black people. Almost acting like they are not even there.

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>Animal Crossing
I WANT TO BELIEVE HOLY FUCK

>>377998356
Pikmin is the most believable since they've stated a while back that 4 was near completion. I really want AC though after getting cucked out of it on the wii U. At least they sort of made up for it with that new leaf update

>>377996534
Former Mormon. But my ward's scout leaders were pretty bro tier for the most part.

>>377999863
Lucky you.

Same here, but I got stuck with a bunch of mega tards.

I was always jealous of the troops across town that had all the smart and rich kids with their smart and rich parents that always did cool things and had actually invested scouts, not just people who got their eagle and pissed off at 13.

But hey I guess if your dad is throwing 100 grand per year toward the church, they'll let you do all sorts of fun stuff, and generally turn a blind eye to spiritual transgressions or whatever.

>Animal Crossing

Get ready for that mobile game.

Ask yourself. Why and how would a boy's scout magazine know Nintendo's E3 lineup?

I just want an E3 where they don't continuously try to push some gimmick the whole time.
>MOTION CONTROLS ARE THE FUTURE
>no wait 3D IS THE FUTURE
>no wait VR IS THE FUTURE

>>378000513
>Why would something printed in advance in order to be on time with an event have some kind of future knowledge

It's a mystery anon

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>Dreams

>>378000513
This is actually common practise for magazines to get information and press media early to make sure the magazines have plenty of time to mass produce them.

See: Disney Adventures Magazine spoiling Tommy Oliver returning as the White Ranger in Power Rangers weeks before the premier.

>>377998545
http://boyslife.org/pedro-adventures/

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>Pikmin 4

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>>377994525
Don't fuck with my dick's dreams, OP, Pikmin & Animal Crossing are something I'm begging for, hell right now as I type this I'm coincidentally listening to the Pikmin 3 OST.

Watch as the Animal Crossing is for smart phones.

>>377994525
>Animal Crossing and Pikmin will be the only reveals at Ninty's E3

>>378006151
That's honestly all we need at the end of the day. Also we'll probably get whatever Retro is working on.

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>>378006218
>whatever Retro is working on.

THEY FUCKING BETTER SHOW THAT ALREADY

>>377994525
I hope not, only two new games and one of them is shit.

>no monster hunter

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>377994525
Oh boy a new pikmin title, because there's such huge fucking demand for more fucking pikmin

>>377994525
>A new Pikmin
a man can dream.
I just want a new traditional Pikmin or a HD re-release of 1 and 2 with 3's visual style.
Only games I'd ever want to see remade.

>>378010138
Well fuck you
>>378010373
Dream no more, for it is already confirmed being made

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Reminder that this isn't out yet.