A game is being made about your country/state! What is it like?

>>377994494

http://www.hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2000to2004/2004-sexual-behavior-in-pre-contact-hawaii.html

>Michigan
There was that really shitty horror game already

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>>377994526

>While a female was still an infant, mother’s breast milk was squirted into her vagina, and the labia were pressed together (Handy and Pukui, 1958, p. 94). The mons was rubbed with kukui (candlenut) oil and pressed with the palm of the hand to flatten it and make it less prominent. The molding continued until the labia did not separate.

>Suggs cited many cases of full heterosexual intercourse in public between adults and prepubertal individuals in Polynesia. The crews of the visiting ships showed no compunction against the activities. Cunnilingus with young females was recorded without accompanying remarks that this kind of behavior was unusual or disapproved of for the participants. Occasions were recorded of elders assisting youngsters in having sex with other elders. Among the Marquesas Islanders in particular, Suggs reported, extramarital relations were frequent and often involved older males with young virginal females and older females with young virginal males.

>Suggs elaborated on the early sexual experiences of pubertal males with married females in their 30s and 40s in the Marquesas Islands, who “take special pains to be pleasing and patient with them, a source of enjoyment for many Marquesan women. Amongali‘i,an experienced chiefess, usually a blood “aunt,” instructed and trained the young males. Similarly, young females were trained by their “aunt,” by another experienced woman, or by a tutukane.The training concerned not only what to expect and what to do but also how to increase or maximize pleasure. A young male was taught “timing” and how to please a female in order to help her attain orgasm. A young female was taught how to touch and caress a male and move her body to please them both. She was taught how to constrict and rhythmically contract her vaginal muscles. Several of the informants who were interviewed remember being so instructed. One adult female told of being instructed on how to get her vagina to “wink.”.

>>377994494
>New Brunswick, Canada
>Fucking nothing

>Oregon
Too many hipster games set here already

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>>377994597
>literally the plot to 1/3rd of all shota hentai

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Already done

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>Maine

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>California
GTA V

it's Max Payne 3

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>>377994526

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Strewth mate

>>377994494
My Summer Car

Korean war
or Second Korean war

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>>377994494
California
>old shitty gold rush games
>shitty hipster games set in the bay area or LA
The only decent games set in CA was Fallout

>>377994494
Cherno Life.

>>377995034
>not finno-korean hyperwar

>>377994494
Hawaii had an Age of Consent of 14 all the way until 2001.

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>>377994494
>Buenos Aires

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>Poland
We're probably not going to get a better setting than pic related anyway.

Don't think people would remember Kansas well enough to make a game set in it.

At least not accurately. So many shows make us look like Nebraska or Oklahoma (protip: Kansas is more green and actually less flat).

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>>377994494
Arkansas

Bill Clinton and Douglas MacArthur arethe only reason people know this place exists.

>>377994694
there is? i just know of gone home.

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>>377994494
>What is it like?

A third rate pastiche of GTA and Far Cry that feels largely empty outside of the starting zone.

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>Washington
To be honest I'd love something like a post-apocalyptic walking sim where you go from the eastern edge to Portland/Vancouver and then to Seattle. Something Ethan Carter-ey.

Might just be because I like games that give a feeling of solitude.

>Serbia

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

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I live in BC, which contrary to popular belief is actually filled with gun-toting christian nutters pretty much everywhere but Vancouver.

So this I expect. It's basically montana.

>>377994494
>A game all about Texas
I'd hope it was one of those ironic simulator games that was made by true-blooded Texans, full of overblown stereotyping and lots of Texas humor and culture. Start off as a cowboy on a horse in an old wild west town, then travel through big modern cities on your way to remove the liberals from Austin and to defeat the Californians that have taken over. Also there's Whataburger.

>>377995535
I fucking hate Kebab. I saw that shit for the first time when I was in Tokyo. Those cockroaches are in every corner of the city selling that shit.

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>>377995535
>serbia
>literally the hick niggers of yurop
The bosniaks did nothing wrong but you serbians had to chimp out when you finally had the power to do something.

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>3d platformer that mocks all the other 3d platformers that it also rips everything from.
>collect enough ES and you'll activate "pärinä mode" and go really hihg speed.

>>377994494
>New York
>Pizza and bagel health pickups

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>Ireland
Either an RPG taking place before the vikings and anglos fucked everything up, or an FPS set during the Troubles.

>Washington
>Building airplanes and depression

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>>377996372
Check out pic related, dude. It's pretty fun.
Also, Brytenwalda.

>>377994526
Man, if a game about Hawaii was made it would probably end up being a fucking car mechanic simulator instead of this ero plot

Hotline Miami and Vice city I guess? Even though I'm Tampa. There's never any modern day Florida games.

>>377994494
>Arizona
So it's New Vegas but better.

>>377994494
>south carolina
>everything sucks

>>377994494
>Illinois
Corrupted Capitalism Tycoon

Japan. Self explanatory.

>>377994494
>The Forrest
>>377994587
>True Crime
>>377994656
>Logging Simulator
>>377994694
>Life is Strange
>>377994916
>Pro Fishing
>>377995013
>Mad Max
>>377995343
Resident Evil 7
>>377995506
>The Static Speaks My Name
>>377995535
Shower with Your Dad Simulator

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>Tasmania
It's pretty good

>>377994597
>Shota and Loli Island

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uuuuh

>>377995548
I live in montana

>Georgia
It's either set during the civil war or takes place in modern day atlanta and you're a nigger doing crimes and shit.

>wisconsin

Either a farming sim or Madden

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>All the games set in my state are GTA knockoffs in Miami
>Will never get Fallout Rad Gators

>>377995402
Life is strange

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Bear Fighter

>Texas

It's bizzaro Far Cry where you're a pro-gun god-fearing family man caught in the middle of Austin after a crisis has caused Californians to immigrate enmasse to your city and you've been ambushed by the growing Antifa sect for being white and registered Republican.

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> New Mexico
spooky desert walking simulator where you encounter aliums, giant ants, chupacabras, skinwalkers and other mysteries sorrounding cryptids.

>>377999202
Half life m8

>>377997667
>The Static Speaks my Name
This doesn't look very good.

>>377999875
It's not.

>England

Probably a beat 'em up where you play as a skin-head football fan who bashes peoples head in with a pint of Carling while Big Ben looms in the background

>>377994494
>Poland
Intrigue based first person game where you have to prove/disprove that Smoleńsk was an inside/russian job while also making sure not to accidentaly commit suicide by stabbing yourself 20 times.

It could also be set in the XVII century I dunno.

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>South Australia
Farming Simulator 2018

>Egypt

Probably some bullshit we wuz kangz assassin's creed game or something

>>377994494
>turkey
>an RTS game featuring ottoman empire

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>>377994494
Just like any other game about my country.

>>377994494
>BC, Canada
Does there exist a game where you move to a country, buy ridiculous amounts of property and raise housing prices until every lot is practically unaffordable? It'll probably be fun

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My land is a land of motherfuckers.

Also we have 4 muslims beheaded in our official shield.

>>378001843
> Jewland

Probably some bullshit we wuz assassins game about hashishins or some shit

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>>377998584
>Will never get Fallout Rad Gators

You will, Anon, it's just gonna get Todd-Howard'd.

>>377997878
I don't fucking know either, man. This country sucks.
Gent is beste, andere steden kussen mijn kloten

>>378002362
"You see that mountain over there? You can go and fuck yourself."

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>>377994494
>germany
>tv company simulator 2018
>you are the manager of the only major tv company that secretly controls all other channels.
>you are tasked by the higher ups with manipulating the public to be for different goals
>goals can reach from selling a specific product, swaying public opinion on political matters or just make them unaware of things going on in the world
>during gameplay a concious mechanic gets introduced when you find out that your wife is pregnant and you are a father
>have to work within the confines of set out rules to either do what the higher up want, go against them or make it appear as though you have done as asked to achive the opposite goal

>>377994494
>game about my country
>kill everyone from your country because protagonist is never from my country
>game is still set in my country
>everyone is evil
>mfw you will never be able to raid poland in 18 days again

>NJ
I got nothing. Maybe something with Camden?
Zombies in Camden?
I'd be okay with that.
Camden should die in a fire
Adventure Aquarium is alright though

>>378003438
I would pay a shitload of money to play a game like that.

This is the Police is Like that

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It's probably pretty like this.

>>378004423
Italy?

>>378004975
Based in Washington, Twin Peaks was filmed in North Bend and takes place in a fictional Washington town. Deadly Premonition takes place in another fictional Washington small town.

Some other games take place here too, like Alan Wake and Shadow Complex, but I haven't played those and they don't really highlight the day to day of the area far as I know.

>>378005241
Alan Wake is like if Twin Peaks was made by Stephen King

>>378006585
Oh? I think I played a demo and just had some running through darkness and shooting shadow men portions and that's all I've really known of the game. I assume there's actual characters and dialogue if that's the description bandied about.

>>378006585
>boring shitty plot full of plot holes
sounds about right.

>>377994494
>Asturias, Spain
Is either coal mining simulator, or roman wars simulator because nobody will try to potrait muslims as invaders in this day and age

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>>377994494
Is NSW secretly the most powerful state in Australia?

NSW stands for Newcastle, Sydney, Wollongong and you're >literally who if you don't live there

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>>377994494
>Australia
>Melbourne
Could be cool to have an TY the Tasmanian tiger sequel set in there.

>>378007054
Meant Victoria

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>>378007035
>>378007054
>>378007125

>>378007148
Australia is still superior than any other country in the world.

US is much worse than all these states combined

>>377994494
its the best game ever because california is the best place on earth

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>Åland
>only thing we got is and a chips factory and a brewery
But you could probably make an Alan Wake inspired game as we got lots of islands and it's easy to get isolated.

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>>377998584
>>377996794
It could be a survival horror game in a large suburban city playing as a man who was locked out of his house, trying to fight off all the crazy people we have in Florida.

>>377995548
Vancouver is the place filled with nutters though.

>>377995643
I don't think you know what the word irony means.

>>378008876
>Vancouver is the place filled with nutters though.
If you're talking about liberal nutters, than yeah

>>378009214
>>378008876
Yup, I live in Vancouver. It's filled with liberal nutters.

I just wish we had more of a mix of the two to balance it out, instead of them being segregated.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P_YpHfgO3E
JUST

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>>377994494
I guess

>>377994494
>Toronto

Actually can't think of a single one, basically any game but with discount New York instead of actual New York. Also more Asians.

>>377994494
Hawaii looks like a such a pretty state to visit

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Somebody save me from all these fucking zombies.
Walking Dead has made this state into the lamest graveyard

Sleeping Dogs
really could use a bigger map though

>>377994526
>>377994597
Fuck this society for demonizing sex with young.

>Turkey
does Warband count?

>>378002752
get fucked all cities are trash. I'm glad I don't have to live in those shitholes anymore

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Would this basically be a farming simulator?

>>378011534
technically any post-apocalypse also, since turks are the only ones who can survive

>>377994494
im so Close to NYC that NJ would just be a side piece

>Nebraska
It's either football or farming. We have nothing else here.

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>Rural NSW
I literally have no fucking clue. There's barely any games set in modern Australia anyway.

>Puerto Rico

survival horror set in a territory perpetually regressed a decade in terms of all manner of social, cultural, political, technological, etc advancements. you start at the very middle on el Yunque, and you have to survive throngs of violent warfare that randomly explode around the island while attempting to make your way to shore, only to find there's no way to escape this fucking place.

>Italy

A soccer game, or a cooking one

>Vermont
Literally nothing

>Oklahoma
Horror game set in rural Oklahoma, those parts are terrifying at night

>>378011985
The only games I know of that take place in PA are L4D and part of the last of us, so prob a zombie game.

It's obviously about The Troubles. It's the riot game every has ever wanted. Its release causes uproar in this country because both sides could be argued as being the good guys, depending on if you're playing them or not

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>>377994494
Yucatán. México.
Wel I guess that any game with the Mayan culture is placed in Yucatán, so I wouldn't even know where to start.

>>378006860
Nah, macho.
>spain game
>first half of the game is about getting as much wealth and territory as you can
>second half is all abouy spending that wealth like a dumbshit, lose all territory and give all the remaining cash to an oligarchy

>>377999202
Also New Mexico
I hate that's all our state is known for, the Roswell thing was debunked years ago

>philippines
Asymmetric Combat RTS where jungle terrorists fight the army in Urban Combat

Is there even anything in Ontario?

Mad Max game was okay I guess.

>Texas
Probably an open-world game developed by Rockstar.

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Dog in Colorado (like wasteland 3) start out in the east just outside if denver in the winter, when the weather heats up in spring you can cross the mountains and into the desert/4 corners areas

>Kentucky

Honestly if you remove the animal people and supernatural stuff, Night in the Woods seems pretty apt. Though I guess it could apply to most sleepy small towns really.

>Colorado

Horizon was really fucking good

>>377995178
The witcher counts for something, right?

>>378017906
It's being added to ATS soon, not that anyone should care.

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>>377997667
>shower with your dad simulator

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>>377994494
Wörk Simulation.

Anything else is censored or outlawed.

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One of my friends made a 1:1 counter-strike map of denmark in valve hammer editor 5 years back.
Only took up 11 MB.

>>378018890
Justify the existence of Denmark.

>>377995046
I livr in Nor Cal, we coule probably get a nice comfy cryptid hunting game.

>>378018890
>legoland

>>378018967
We're germany's hat.

>>377994494
State of Ohio, USA.

No cities big enough for a GTA style sandbox game. I'm thinking a detective/cop game like LA Noire.

>>377994494
>Connecticut
>Half the game everyone is richer than you and in the other half everyone is staggeringly poor
>No middle ground
>Also the weather is kind of gross.

>>378019443

So Gravity Rush 2?

> new jersey

> boardwalk simulator 2017
> something something max payne
> the sims 4 wildwood map
> tony hawk game first level
> dlc expansion to fallout: nyc
> jersey shore: the video game
> canadian vacation simulator

>>378019784
But without the gravity because nothing that interesting happens here.

>nevada
>just a hot shitty desert with casinos irl
>those also happen to make some of the best vidya levels

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A management type game with some humor where you crush your political opposition to the point where they may as well not exist and also keep shitskins out of your country because white is right. I'd play it.

>Georgia
Street racing

>>378004205
Horror game in the Pine Barrens. You make your way deeper into the forest and start hitting the swamp. Spooky demonic and witch shit happens. The Jersey Devil is basically the xenomorph in isolation

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Mexico

An Aztec game but SJW would ruin it

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There's already one, my first summer car.

>>377994494
>new jersey

It's GTA3.

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>>377994494
Arkansas
>formerly a secret comfy paradise, besides all the mosquitoes in summer time
>slowly being ruined
>story involves you restoring Arkansas so that it's kind of nice to live in again
>soundtrack has a lot of Johnny Cash songs

>>378021142
ARKANSAS, ARKANSAS
I JUST LOVE OL' ARKANSAS
LOVE MY MA
LOVE MY PA
BUT I JUST LOVE OL' ARKANSAS

>Maryland

I don't know, overpriced real estate simulator?

Or if you live in Baltimore, GTA?

>County Antrim, Northern Ireland

It's about The Troubles. Honestly the fact nobody has done it before is extremely shocking.

>>378019345
>Ohio
I am also from Ohio

It could be a Heroin simulator thats for sure

Like that drug selling game for old phones and TI-84s

>>378021801

A game like that would be extremely controversial, I don't think anyone wants to touch the subject.

No one ever pays attention to the fact that new york state exists beyond the city so the game would probably reflect that

>>377994494

>Hungary

Some kind of country-management game where your aim is to siphon out as much money from your people and the EU while avoiding rioting and such

>>378022134

So Tropico but in Turkey?

>>378021801
Lad, are you really surprised that it hasn't been done before? It's not like you can pull the "It was 40 years ago!" thing because you'll still catch a beating if you walk into the Shankill wearing some Rosary Beads.

>>377995782
I thought it was all but accepted that Serbia was the "bad guy" of the Yugoslav Wars.

>>378022272

I thought Tropico needs you to keep everything functional atleast, which would make that a no.

>>378001805
>South Australia after any mild weather
Alone in the Dark

Mafia 4: Back Home

>>378022351
Imagine giving a shit
Each side has a laundry list of grievances but can't they just shut the fuck up and move past it?

>>377994494
You play as a either a junkie trying to get his next fix of heroin or a EMT responding to a heroin overdose while trying to avoid all the potholes in the road.

Welcome to Pennsylvania.

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>>377994494
A Civil War-era adventure game taking place in southern Missouri where one side of your family sides with the Confederacy and another sides with the North. There's conflict, brother against brother, possibly a child involved who doesn't know any better and just goes with whichever person he feels comfortable with. The end of the game features the main character shooting one of his family members and then riding off into the north, the shots obscured by the dense forests of the mountains.
Alternatively, if it has to take place in the modern era, all Missouri has to offer is meth amphetamine and farming. Farmeth Simulator 2017 could perform well.

Are there any games set in Iowa?

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>>377994597
>Hawaii is basically Loli and shota Isle

>>378007148
>Queensland
>Not shit
Something's wrong with your infographic.

>>378022661
>Dude just ignore 800 years of invasion, genocide and oppression bro like just move on
>Dude just ignore your child being killed in a bomb less than 20 years ago like just move on bro
>Dude just ignore your child being kidnapped and tortured to death and stuffed into a bin because he was on the wrong street dude just forget about it
>Dude just ignore that time your best friend got shot dead right next to you for looking at a soldier in a way the soldier didn't like. So what if he was only 13 just get over it bro

Are you sure you're not American?

>>378022819

Farming Simulator

>>378017906
You've got Breaking Bad too now.
Aliums and meth.

>>377994494
wisconsin

Has there ever been a game in Toronto?

>Croatia

It'd be an indie Croatian made multiplayer only FPS similar to CoD 2 or 4 set during the Croatian war of independence. It'd sell 45 copies worldwide because nobody gives a fuck about the setting.

>>378022969
Oh boy, Breaking Bad
That show did wonders for Albuquerque's economy, you can STILL find a ton of Breaking Bad related stuff here, pretty sure Rebel Donuts still makes the meth donut

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>>377995096
d-did they raise or l-lower it?

>>378023203
degenerate pedophile

>>378022724
Ohio: The Prequel

>>378023203
they raised it to 16

>>377999120
>its a triggered poltard mad about farcry 5 episode

>>377994494
#945423 history related game like this
http://store.steampowered.com/app/555220/Detention/

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>>378023370
oh

>>377994494
>Poland
I wish for an L.A. Noire set in interwar Poland.

>>377994494
it's about cheese, beer, and frozen pizzas

>>378023419
This response just makes you sound like a triggered redditard mad about anon's bizarro far cry 5 episode

>>378023419
>getting triggered over political jokes on the internet
>getting triggered over political jokes on 4chan

>Victoria, Australia
It would basically be GTAV. Shitty, crime ridden city full of hipsters in the south of the map, fucking nothing if you decide to travel north. Or east or west for that matter.

>Croatia

It would be a spin on My Summer Car and Persona's high school setting and social links.
You are tasked with building a PC so you can play shitty ASSFAGGOTS, but since you are a poor slav this task takes at least a year to pull off.
Social links make it easier to get certain parts for your computer for cheap.
Events would include vandalism, beating up the "gay kid", getting in trouble with the gypsies, you and your mates pulling some shit on a Serbian kid, and stealing computer components from your school during vacation.

>>378002242
GTA: Casteddu

>Missouri
Basically Dead Rising but with niggers. Meth is a powerup

>>377994852
This. Also True Crime.

NYCfag reporting in.

>>377994494
>FLORIDA MAN
>Set up like GTA
>Nice big city and lots of wilderness
>Weird fucked up shit happens to you
>Taking a reasonable measured course of action always gets you killed
>Actively rewarded for losing your shit and going balls to the wall
>Multiplayer is a gang style turf war where you actively try to out bullshit the other team
>Winning gets you arrested and a mugshot is taken of your fucked up weird ass charecter

>>377994587
We got home revolution a shitty horror game, and a shitty David Cage game. I think we're alright.

>>377994494
>Tennessee
It'd probably just be Far Cry 5.

>>377996794
You have the most memorable THUG level

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>eastern Idaho

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It would probably just be some generic red light district in Amsterdam setting or a bunch of polder aesthetic

>>378017906
>Roswell debunked
/x/ here, I'm sorry to see you believe the government shills, but Roswell is cool as shit to be known for.

Wish there was an Oregon game that wasn't hipstershit.

Tony Hawk and Oregon Trail don't count.

>>378019345
Michigan here, get fucked faggot

>>378024173
I dont come to /v/ for /pol/ jokes

>arizona

nv2: caesar did nothing wrong edition

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ZombiU.

>North Carolina
>Game built around "National Spotlight" mechanic
>have to do some stupid crazy shit every month to stay relevant

>>377994494
> live in Estonia
I don't know

>>377994916
Fallout 4 Far Harbor

>Virginia
it'sfuckingnothing.jpg

>>378025521
Why would it show aberdeen and inverness out of all the possible scottish cities ?

>>377994494
>pain
a fucking bullfighting game with flamenco music
because it seems thats all there is in spain according to the rest of the world

or

a game about being a corrupt politician

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North Dakota

3 Options:

Hunting Game
Farming/Oil drilling simulator
Basicly Far Cry 5 except they are actual KKK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Cobb

>>378026180
Fallout 3

>Nebraska
Could honestly do a GTA in Omaha, it's a metropolitan area with entire ghetto sections full of wannabe gangsters. Or could do a backroad racing game.

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Vancouver, BC

>>378026954
Sleeping Dogs

>>378026954
Gta China Town wars

>>378027074
I'd laugh if it wasn't becoming more true with each passing year.

>>377994494

>Idaho

so a hunting game, a post apoca survival game, or an RTS but the feds always come in and trash your base

>>378026954
Jew Tycoon china edition

Anything between Trevor's missions in GTA 5 to incest being possible in the sims.

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>>377994494
Sounds good to me. Keep the Californians flooding into Oregon and Washington rather than here.

>>378027406
Optional mission

>shoot up a black church a la Modern Warfare 2 while rocking a bowl cut and later on posing with a confederate flag.

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>Illinois
>Bear simulator

>>377994526
>There's a guy named Kamehameha in the text
Aaaand it's a meme.

Florida - Grand Theft Auto VI. Vice City, but whole state.

Miami and Key West in South, swamp and shacks separating them from Tampa/Orlando, complete with Busch Gardens/Sea World and Disney/Universal hybrid parks (feed people to lions/sharks), small towns separating them from Tallahassee/Gainesville University Town to the North (douchey college kids of all types, frat bros, sjws, etc). Maybe toss on Atlanta to the very north. Shit, start in Atlanta and work your way down to Miami.

Other attractions - Cuba/PR country for some missions, MacDill by Tampa for the requisite auto 6 stat military base, NASA for the return of space shit.

Game writes itself.

>>378028261
literally the first king or some shit

>>378001613
Seems about right. Alternatively a GTA clone where you play as some chav from a Yorkshire council estate committing petty crimes.

>Minnesota
Iron Range is a great adventure game
Southern Minnesota is Farm Tycoon
Twin Cities would be the recent Sim City, where it's shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wakefield
it sucks

>>378022819
NCAA Football games where you're either the superior Iowa Hawkeyes or the inferior Cyclones.

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>Best Carolina
Either another shoot le ebil white man game, Bank Tycoon, Real Estate Tycoon, or Farming Simulator 2017

>>378029179
I imagine anywhere in South Yorkshire is a lot worse.

>>378029947
Imagine a game in Barnsley or Doncaster

>>378007970
What's happening

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>>378028261
>He doesn't know

>>378010023
I actually would love to play a game about Spain and specifically bullfighting.

I thought about grabbing Toro but it looks really poorly-made. Too bad that'll be the only bullfighting game ever made

>>378030536
Not really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJYhtHIMDOE

>>378030297
KAAAA MEEEE. HAAAAAAAAA MEEEEE

HAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DESU

>>378030649
The confetti throwing looks like some Crazy Bus business

This looks fun though. Ahh! The guy was gored!

>>377994494
>France
>You got to watch a firework, go to school, go to a concert, and not get killed
Not that easy.

>>378030297
>worshipping inherited position
Christ, can americans get more pathetic

I live about an hour away from Baltimore.

A GTA game mixed with The Wire would be pretty awesome.

>>377994494
It's Deus Ex

Nevada gets best fallout

>>378025078
Of course, an explosive tank

All I'm going to see for the rest of life is explosive tanks

>>378030126
>Doncaster
Unironically want this. Lakeside aside, Doncaster is mostly a fucking a shit hole filled with druggie cunts and shitty chavs.

>>378024341
Would play

>Minnesota
A Fargo style investigation game in the same light as LA Noire.

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>>378023127
Scott Pilgrim

It's a great beat-em-up

ASS CRED

>>377994494
>france
Surrender Simulator

>Pennsylvania
>Centralia was used as inspiration for the set design in the silent Hill movie
>An abandoned ghost town where an underground fire has been burning for decades because a coal vein caught fire

So yeah, silent Hill

>>378022724
I'm glad I grew up in a part of PA that doesn't have a heroin problem.

>>377994494
the game made about my state was by Seattle tech-hipsters that had no idea about the state and just used it as a "mountain hillbillies are le ebil" I won't name the game because it sold horribly and I don't want to see it get anymore attention.

>>377995506
Alan Wake!

>>378018967
quantum physics
lego
hitman
all cake that is actually worth eating

i grown up in western washington and now live in eastern washington. what would be the game for me?

>>378018674
You have Kentucky Route Zero

>>377994494
>finland
Cold, depressing and boring

>>378021801
A Brothers In Arms-type milsim (paramilsim?) with XCOM-style mission structure and squad development

Placing spies to track British troop movements and transport schedules in the overmap would open up ambush and raid missions, assuming you have units placed within walking distance in the allotted timeframe.

Arms and ammunition are limited and must be stolen or captured. Some missions would have you besieged in a post office or whatever, and if you run low on supplies you'd have to attempt a runner sub-mission to secure relief from another area.

It's sensitive material, but frankly, all fucking wars are sensitive and yet they're the main basis of half of all fucking games.

>>378031893
the game made about my state/city was by Seattle tech-hipsters about Seattle and the only part they accurately displayed was the Space Needle.

Man, fuck Sucker Punch. I just want a cool game set in Seattle.

>Virginia
Better colonization game fucking when?

>>378032538
Companies that don't do the research about the state they portray should fuck off and just do a fantasy land, instead.

>Ohio
It would start out very fun and friendly but its content would be erased halfway through by a faggots with too much power and no sense of humor.

>>378032098
Fallout 3

>>378032768
Jamestown has you taking back the country from aliens.

>>378032496
My summer car.

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>Iceland
I know what kind of game it would be, but I don't know how to describe it properly enough.
Kind of like a "open world" game where you can explore the entirety of Iceland as it was shortly after colonization
You can become a chieftain, manage your village, take part in politics and local skirmishes and disputes.
You'd probably also be able to go raiding down south to Scotland or Ireland.
Or maybe have a small section where you can explore Greenland and Vinland.

>>378022527
Depends on your point of view obviously, and also depends on the various different conflicts of the war. Catholic Croatia and orthodox Serbia splitting up was a good thing, but the muslims should have been driven out, and the whole Kosovo thing was a mess and set dangerous precedents about rewriting borders in Europe.

>>378030234
Not him but saw it on /k/ a few times pretty sure its an old South African SWAT raid

>>377994494
>Germany
economy simulator

>>378010534
Scott Pilgrim

>Florida
Burn a koran day™ goes horribly wrong when niggers on bath salts try to eat the faces of you and your party of old people. its an open world survival game where you have to brave the elements of florida, including but not limited to: cars being driven by Haitians with suspended licenses, hotter than hell weather, humidity almost strong enough to swim in, cars being driven by old people, and just the population of florida in general.

>>378033098
>Skyrim with volcanoes!

>Denmark

Pig Farming Simulator. With some jihad RNG

>>378033098
King of Dragon Pass!

Plus the Eddas

All game text is in verse. Should be no problem for you cats

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>>377994494
it already happened, but it sucked

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>>378033336
>Can't have anything viking related in vidya anymore without some cuck thinking that it's Skyrim

>>377994494
>Massachusetts

No Todd, I won't buy Fallout 4 again.

>>378033202
>Greece
denbt simulator

>>377994494
>Netherlands

>game is all about making compromises with absolutely anyone who is trying to get anything done and nothing actually happens to advance the plot
>any choices you make, no matter how extreme, make literally no difference as to what happens in the end
>realise I'm describing a Telltale game

>>378033445
I don't think the Icelandic were very active in England, or Scotland for that matter. It was literally some frozen island people fled to when they got in trouble back home in Norway.

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>>377994494

>California

Watch Dogs was just made in San Fran, LA is about 400 miles south of there so....GTA?

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It's got some great radio, just like in real life.

http://debofnight.andcuriouser.com/

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>>377994494
Just like the real deal.

>>378033640
I still haven't played it. How was the setting, anyway?

I gathered that the theme of the game (rather than LIBERTY in DC and DUSTERS in Vegas) was high science or some shit.

>>378033806
Who the fuck said anything about England?

>or Scotland for that matter
Nigga there are a shit ton of ancient sagas specifically talking about raiding Scotland and Ireland or have Scottish or Irish slaves in them.