>*opens mic to laugh*

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>Opens mic to cough

People enjoy my laugh

how do you open a mic

>opens mic to haHAAAA

>>377993602
>opens mic to smoke

>>377994018
the same way you unzip a dick

>>377993602
If it's reaction to someone else saying something it's the polite thing to do
If it's reaction to in game event it's fine if at least one other player saw whatever it was

>>377993602
That's just the voice version of 'lol'. You do it to acknowledge a joke/remark and let them know you thought it was funny. Not doing it leaves an awkward silence.

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>b-but i need to let them know i laughed at their joke!

*push to talk*
*pulls bong*

>>377993602
>enjoying a joke but not showing your appreciation
wow. rude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MsvBqmxy9Y

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*push to talk*
"nigger"

>>377993602

>Tell a joke
>Nobody laughs
>Panick
>Think I'm an unfunny fuck
>Begin sweating and coughing hard into the mic
>Someone hits a bong on the mic
>Someone types on chat "Ohh anon I didn't know you were a girl ;)"
>Turn off computer
>Masturbate self to sleep

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>>377993681
This always gets me.

>>377993602
Ever since some of you faggots started burping in the mic intentionally to piss me off, I've began making endless farting noises into the mic in retaliation. If anything goes you can all get fucked

>>377994363
HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOWW

ARE YOU ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT?

>>377993602
>le Twitch cringe face
Go back to Twitch andstay there.

>>377994557
How do you know its from Twitch?

>>377994363
There's a guy I come across fairly often in pubshit TF2 who periodically whispers "I like memes" in to the mic. It's so fucking embarrassing but I don't feel justified calling to kick him because despite his faggotry he's not a bad player.

>>377994379
>>Someone hits a bong on the mic
>>Someone types on chat "Ohh anon I didn't know you were a girl ;)"
What

>>377994018

like you crack open a bear

>>377995384
In what kind of country d you fucking crack open a bear? Russia? Also, did the bear violate you NAP?

>>377994236
>the voice version of 'lol'
except actually genuine

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>mic is always on when connected
>plays loud rap

and this is why I can't play any AAA game with multiplayer

>>377993602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cI0l6Tme7e

>>377996830
>voice activated
>it's a country boy with all six of his kids in the same room

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>>377996830
>log onto Planetside 2
>there's always one faggot in your Galaxy spamming K-Pop in proximity chat

>>377996912

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LMjK2YqVwg

>>377996928
>Criticize anything niggers do
>B-but white trash!
Every time.

Rap is shit. Like, the entire genre is shit. Not a single good rap song exists. It's worse than Dubstep, Techno, Country, and even, dare I say it pop punk

>voice activated
>ancient cultist chanting/ incoherent babbling

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>>377993602
>>377994305
>>377994363
>uses asterisks to describe actions and quotes instead of greentexting, outing himself as a redditor

>>377997347
Not him, but come on.

I love country, but rap can still be good. Just depends on the artist desu.

>>377997432
>I love country
>but rap can still be good
Both of these statements are vomit inducing

>>377997432
>rap can still be good
how did you even come to that conclusion

>>377997489
Please tell me about your love for college rock, faggot.

>>377993602
>call out a guy about to sneak up on a teammate
>they don't listen and die

Why do people ignore "someone is behind you"?

>>377997347
I wasn't trying to counter you, Anon. Calm down.

>>377997585
AC/DC is better than the entire library of Rap

>10 year old starts whining
>everyone opens mic to immediately start roasting him

Bullying is the last bastion of gamer culture

>>377997614

They think you have their back and will attack the guy sneaking up on them.

Why didn't you save him, anon? ;_;

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>asks password to TS channel
>joins muted and deafened
>remains muted and deafened

why

>>377997657
Ah.
How's 8th grade going or are you on summer break?

>>377997707
I was dead

>>377997614
>say someone is to their left
>they look right

>>377993681
Fucking fpbp, people like this should be crucified

>>377997760

A lot of games don't have dead talk nowadays.

>>377997657
>I like all music I guess, just not rap, country or like exotic music.

>>377997707
>They think you have their back and will attack the guy sneaking up on them.
>tfw whipping around headshotting things sneaking up on my team in KF2
Gunslinger is good shit

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>>377997674
>tfw every clan/guild/outfit you've ever joined had a no squeaker rule
They always try so hard to fit in too. You can tell their mom is in the next room because of how quietly they say "fuck".

>>377993681
>>377994461
>>377997812
This happens because some mics have sensors that make them turn on when someone speaks. Coughs can activate them too.

>>377997820
Yeah I know this, but most respawn games do.

>>377997657
but man, that just like, man. You know man that's man like just man you know man like that just like man, your opinion you know?

>>377997882
>no squeaker rule

Sorry, explain this one to me?

>>377997925
That's exactly what those people who defend Rap soundlike. Either that or they speak in slurred ebonics.

>>377997846
How to spot a pleb in 5 seconds or less

>>377997674
>>377997882
>find alpha build of some roblox-tier GTA ripoff
>steal a cop's uniform and walk around like I'm an NPC
>chase people like an NPC
>start killing this kid
>he starts shrieking
>starts grumbling and says "I watch porn every day" under his breath

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>girl makes joke
>every nu-male in the game opens their mic to laugh

>girl in game
>eventually some nu-male opens his mic to say
>"oh wow, it's pretty amazing that no one commented that there is a girl playing"

>girl opens mic to say "ow! :3"

>guy pretends to be girl

>girl compliments you without needing you to get her attention

>>377997952
When little kids talk at high volumes their voices tend to squeak. Do you not play multiplayer games very often? This is a pretty common term.

real underage itt

>>377998069
People also no longer call cheaters Script Kiddies, they're "hackers" now. It's the times.

>>377998069
>Do you not play multiplayer games very often?

All the time, I just never join clans and the like.

You figure it would just be a general "no kids allowed" rule.

>>377997996
Rap is the most the successful genre of music in the current century. To generalize everyone who likes it is 30 levels of retarded. Sort of like having an uptight holier than thou opinion of which rhythmic soundwaves are hitting your eardrums

>>377998191
People who use exploits, pink textures, or macros are "hackers" too.

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>guy starts doing a perfect impression of Hank Hill

>>377998013
I think just about everyone is like that in middle school though, unless you have parents who are super worldly and bestow good music taste at an early age.

>>377998219
That's fine, because the music industry took the largest nosedive in quality of any part or the entertainment industry. Nothing in the mainstream post-Black-Eyed-Peas is good.

>>377998458
That's because the mainstream is bought and paid for, it's not actually popular music.

>>377998293
I used to hate rap music as a kid, but then I started playing a shit ton of GTA and eventually the constant exposure gave me an acquired taste for it. I'm white as fuck though so I would never admit it to any of my black friends.

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>Mercy main starts moaning on the mic

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>>377998563
>its a guy

>>377998563
It's just a 300lbs idiot trying to exhale

>>377998052
>eventually some nu-male opens his mic to say oh wow, it's pretty amazing that no one commented that there is a girl playing

Met one of those faggots years ago in l4d2, faggot would not shut up about how his girlfriend was playing on his team and bitched about everybody who attacked her.

>>377998529
It all checks out

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>Push to talk
>Burps

>>377998043
> >steal a cop's uniform and walk around like I'm an NPC
> >chase people like an NPC
That actually sounds awesome, now I want a game that is kinda like The Ship + Hitman + GTA, social stealth dress up battle royale where killing NPCs or any open killing is strongly discouraged. Maybe players should have some minor superpowers (open use discouraged) and/or Btooom radar that is visible to others when used.

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>>377999231
>Push to talk
>Cums

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>opens mic
>start playing the cheeki breeki hardbass remix

I genuinely laughed my ass off as soon as I heard the slowed-down "chiki briki" when a guy on TF2 played the song

>>377994363
When someone's being a nigger, you have to call them out

>>377994018

Usually left CTRL

>>377993602
>their mic is always open and their whole family has the "can't speak without going over 90 decibels gene"

>>377999732
That's pretty awkward. I always use caps as my push to talk button.

>>377997657
he's right tho

>>377998563
>he plays ConsoleWatch
jej

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>>377993681
>steal rare loot from some shitter in TQ Anniversary after he kills a mob
>he starts passive agressively turning on the mic and coughing every few seconds with increasing intensity
I was giggling like a fucking retarf by the time I left

>>377997913
all voip programs need to have push to talk mandatory.

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>>377993602
>opens mic with fingers
>shits down mic

>*opens anything at all*
>sprouts twitch memes
fuck off, you need to be 18+ to post here

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>>377999231
>opens mic to do RCR impressions every time he needs to burp or fart

>>378001142
>complains about twitch memes when he unironically uses asterisks to describe actions like a redditor

>>378001295
I would rather be a redditor than a twitch memelord who probably watches forsen.

>>377999231
>Push to talk
>Brap

>>378001403
what's wrong with forsen?

>>378001508
This is bait right?
It has to be, r-right?

>>377997347
But there are good rap songs, chill a bit you edgy motherfucker, i don't listen to rap every day but i know i really like some songs

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>>377993602
>opens anus to laugh

>>377997347
unless you're the poster that anon is replying to at what point did the poster imply that the loud rap players were black?

I like rap where they actually have flow.
Like Black Moon or Shamhmen.
I fucking hate shitty modern rap like Kendrick. Is so fucking bad.

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>"hey anon come play with us skype"
ok but I have never played with mic
>sweating
>start playing with the internet friends
>trying to talk naturally
>give calls
>talk to teammates
>nobody responds
>sweat even more
>im pretty sure they are ignoring me
>shit what do I do
>win the game for them
>immediately leave call and game

>I had the push-to-talk configured in reverse (on when I thought it was off and the reverse) so they never heard me when I wanted to be heard
>they only heard my mom talking to me, me talking to my mom and me swearing

it's been years but I just cringed a little bit right now

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>>377994352

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>>378001508

>>378001792
> I had the push-to-talk configured in reverse
My main reason for multi-monitor setup is having skype window visible at all times

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>*opens mic to play some gangsta rap*

>>377997347
Rap is the autismo filter, you either feel it or not.

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>he doesn't open the mic to play noise music
plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzBqayDmJ8

>>377994557
Even twitch hates this forced shitty faxe tho. Only newfag underages use it.

>>378002134
>Only newfag underages use it.
So everyone uses it?

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>>377994352

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>>378001508
he doesn't know

Is there any reason why PC games did push to talk. That is so tedious even back when it was first done it had to been seen as such.

>>377998219
>Rap is the most the successful genre of music in the current century
No, it isn't. Pop is.

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>>377995384

>this meme is 8 years old

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>>378002360
>don't believe you
>check

Fuck

>Push to talk
>The psshh sound of a beercan

>>377995706
Newfag.

>>377994018
You open a shitty bar and put up posters

>>378001557
>>378001856
>>378002243
Do tell him instead of posting reaction pictures or calling it bait you fucking morons

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>crying baby noises
>siiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhh
>CRINKLE CRINKLE CRINKLE CRUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
>click click click click click
>blue switch noises
I will always prioritize the group of friends that knows how to use push-to-talk. If there's just one guy in a group who's mic is like this I'll just set his volume so low I can't hear a single thing from their microphone if I'm playing.

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I've tried before to have mic always activated, because people are actually autistic and wont't speak unless somebody initiates convo.

It supposed to encourage them to speak at any given time.

Instead people told me it sounded like I was hitting a bong or jacking off.

>THAT guy comes online
>krack-plop
>Within secounds the whole teamspeak server is flushed down the drain no more talking can possibly accour after the eruption of laughter
i also remember some cases of waterboarding

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>opens mic to type.

Why wouldn't you open a mic to laugh? Imagine if someone told a joke and everyone laughed in silence, that would be awkward as fuck.

>>378003387
If you have watched his stream once, you would know.

Maybe I've been lucky with my mics but I've never had to use push to talk. Then again I also use headphones all the time instead of speakers, but still the only thing that ever gets picked up is my on voice.

>>377997176
sounds like fun

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>push to talk
>giggle like a girl
>await responses

Always works