VANQUISH releases on PC today. Say something nice about it.

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I'm really hyped up for it, can't wait!!

I preordered it!

Very excited to pirate it. Hope it's not a waste.

It was a fun game, never really felt compelled to play through it again though

I'm ready to pirate it

Day one pirate.

Is the game only on steam?

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>>377987196
>>377987165
>>377986940
That's alright, just remember to tell your friends about it if you end up liking it!

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Can't wait to pirate it!

>ordered both Bayo & Vanquish cause I didn't buy Bayo at launch last month
>25% off both games because I bought both
Did I do good? Or should I have waited until the Steam sale for even more savings?

It was so acceptable that I once played the demo twice!

>>377987424
I meant to say summer sale

>>377986940
>>377987165
>>377987338
>>377987196
BUY IT you cunts

>>377986940
>>377987165
>>377987196
>>377987338
cancer

>>377987595
>>377987630
It's a seven years old port with no exclusive content. They are lucky I even acknowledge their game.

Gonna get a refund like a motherfucker if it has mouse acceleration.

>>377987693
lol

>>377987338
elliot rodger was such a pathetic creature tbqh

>>377987630
>>377987595

>paying for a game twice

no

>>377987693
>>377987893
Can you play it in 4K/60 fps on a console?
NO, YOU CAN'T and they're selling it cheap.

>>377987949
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/1743728947892/
Add me I got you.

>>377988151
thanks anon

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>>377986771
Torrent/mega when

>>377986771
What time does it release exactly?

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Thanks anon.

Feels good man

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>>377988064
>Can you play it in 4K/60 fps on a console?
I'm on a toaster like 95% of all Steam players, so that's meaningless.

>>377988428
Stay good anon, I live to please.

>>377988428
Based anon, whoever did this, fedoras off to you.

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>>377988428

>>377988432
Bayo plays well on toasters, this will too probably

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>>377988151
>>377988178
>>377988428
>tfw you can longer gift people because of Steam's regional restrictions

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>>377988428

>tfw wanna ask but you'll say no

>>377988428
This is heartwarming

>>377987512
summer sale is less than a month away and im sure they arent going to be any cheaper maybe during the christmas sale but not summer one

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>>377986771
>9 more hours
What the fuck is this bullshit

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>>377988535
>wanna gift someone random Vanquish
>gift restrictions make it twice as hard to do so

>>377988724
WHAT?! Why didn't they release it at midnight? I hate SEGA now.

We gifting?

Post a cute girl and I might consider it.

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i just got it gifted but can't play it , what went wrong bros?

For the record, if youre gonna beg, beg for cheap shit.

I bought five copies of weeb bartender sim back in the day for anons.

>>377987791
I can never tell the difference lol

>>377988846
Not out yet brother.

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>>377988846
Release in 9 hours, dude.

>>377988846
I wanted to read this to see if her smile was protected. If anyone else wants to the sourceis https://e-hentai.org/g/882638/f4a8ed9e5c/

>>377988898
>contributing to that pandering shit

ugh. could've at least bought shower with your dad simulator

>>377987693
>>377987893
he's calling you cancer for how obnoxious you mention that you will pirate it, not the piracy itself.

>>377989065
>NTR

thanks but no thanks

>Vanquish today
>Rev 2 and Tekken in a week

WILL 2017 EVER SLOW DOWN?

>>377989071
Eh, I liked it, people wanted it, I have money. Fuck it.

Honestly donations to starving Venezuelans should be tax deductible.

>>377989012

>nobody

oh well

I only played the demo on 360 so I'm excited to finally play it. I heard it is pretty short though. I'm never too interested in challenge rooms so it might be a short play for me. I got it anyway just to support sega pc ports and maybe we'll get resonance of fate. I can only pray its the next port we'll see.

>>377989065
>if her smile was protected
I mean, in a way

I hope PCbros like it, best third person shooter on PS360

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>Guy who gifted me vanquish asked for a refund because I'm not playing it right now

Fug

>>377986771
Waiting for Codex version.

>>377989523
Bullshit.

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>>377986771

Maybe if it sells well we'll get a sequel

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>>377986940
not OP but lol people really get mad at this

what a bunch of faggots

just pirate it holy shit what is wrong with people HURR DURR I FEEL BAD IF I COPY THE DATA

>>377989769
And the worst part is I told him its not unlocked. Shit sucks man.

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So is there anyone else ITT who hasn't played Vanquish who can't afford the PC release?

>>377989868
Ports like this are done to either promote something that's already in the works, or to squeeze the last couple of sales out of a tired product.

>>377989991
>who can't afford the PC release
everyone can afford the PC release from torrent dude

IT'S PAST 12 WHERE IS IT ?!!

>>377989991
I'm here with you my nigga. Retail don't pay enough.

>>377990183
>past 12

steam goes by PST no whatever shit hole time zone you are in

>>377989991
Suck a dick for money. Problem solved. It's worth it.

>>377990416
$20

>>377990416
Honestly you should be the one paying.

>>377986771
Pirate me sum vidyagays

>>377990487
rude

So when is it gonna be available?

>>377986771
>Vanquish in 60 fps, 4k
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

>>377987338
why does he hold the phone like that

it's like my dick, short and fun

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>>377989785
Akibarangers intensifies

>>377988669
pretty sure they will give a -25% off because bayo owner already have that.

>>377988212
>mega
What is this new meme of pirating through MEGA

>>377990632
I think that's only a preorder thing, yeah?

>>377989308
it's not any shorter than games like MDK

with as little content as Vanquish has any longer would make you bored as fuck and prevent you from doing another playthrough

>>377990749
if it fits, it sits.

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When is the preload though.

>>377990749
I don't get it either. MEGA quickly bends over for anyone asking to take down stuff.

>>377990839
lol

>>377990136
I hope it's the former

>>377990770
yeah.
but when it's summer sales,
it's a good time to put games on sales, even 10% so u get free front page advertisement.
and since pre-orders already gotten 25% off,
it means they feel comfortable to have another 25% off again, and what's better timing than during steam sales?

>>377987693
this

they made their money on console, and porting it costed jackshit. Pirating is overdue.

>>377991859
You, and others like you should be dead instead of all those children in Manchester.

When does this shit drops?!!! its almost 3am!!!
No preload is bullshit.!

>>377992219
Only 9 more hours to go

>>377988846
There need to be more of these doujins where a girl who is reclusive or some shit gets taken advantage of, only other major one I can think of is PLDK.

wish I could pre load it.

>>377992434

Oh well, i wont play today then..
I guess ill wait for Sunday+Monday maraton.

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>>377989991
>15 bucks
>Can't afford

>>377992651
Suck a dick if you can't afford it. If you can, suck one anyway. That is my wise advice for people like him.

>>377990894
its like what 5gb? you dont need a preload for that

>>377993125
And for everyone else

>>377989991
>Can't afford it

It's 15 dollars. Who doesn't have 15 fucking dollars. I wipe my ass with 15 dollars.

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>>377993125
>Will suck dick for video games

>>377993534
>literally living the dream

>>377992167
Yeah, why are all the bad goys still alive? Meanwhile, those poor 10yo girls are now listening to their favorite songs of their idol Ariana in heaven:

>All that you got, skin to skin, oh my God
>Don't ya stop, boy

>This the new style with the fresh type of flow
>Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle

>(Okay you've got a very big shhh,
>Mouth but don't say a thing)
>See anybody could be good to you,
>You need a bad girl to blow your mind

>I say, "Girl, you need a hot boy."
>She say, "You need to stop fuckin' with them thots, boy."
>I say, "You need a real nigga?" She said, "Yes", Lord
>And what you need your ex for? I'm triple X, Lord
>Okay, Ariana, my lil mama, goodbye to the good girl

>>377993125
Did someone say dicks?

>>377987839
In terms of creatures he definitely has a more respectable kill count than most

>>377986771
>already pre-oredered Vanquish
>replayed Prototype while waiting
>now playing through Dragons Dogma: DA
>Dragons Dogma is too long
I made a mistake

>>377994043
Where do I go after the capital? I'm also starting a new run.

>>377994185
Went up north just exploring after I got the cipher and got a cutscene with literally no pointers to it, the game really needs to give more guidance. I still don't know where the witch forest is.

Considering this game was dubbed in many languages, which is the best dub? Thematically, the game seems american, so English is the most fitting, but which other language has a good voice cast?

>>377986771
Worth a day one pirate.

>>377994312
Follow the path out of Cassardis to Manamia Trail, there's a boulder up a path. Out into the field, follow the road until you find a canopy of trees past a shitton of WOLVES, ARISEN. There's an area transition and now you can get lost finding all the witch charms.

>>377995209
>Manamia
I guess I'm too early in the game, but thaks anon

>>377996056
Most people don't but it's more than possible to clear the Witch's forest before even hearing about Gran Soren, anon. It is fairly out of the way, though, but has a neat shortcut to a ledge very close to Cassardis you can drop a crystal on for NG+.

>>377996171
I like the focus on exploration on the game, but even the dialogue sometimes doesn't give proper guidance. Last convo about the cipher called it rubbish, and out of boredom I decided to check north and somehow got a cutscene. Shit is bullshit.

Am enjoying it though

>>377988432
>Like 95% of all Steam 3rd world monkeys
Huehue yourself

>>377986771
Pirated it on PS3 years ago and didn't play it. Planning to do the same for PC.

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>tfw in the last levels of bayo
>tfw don't want it to end but this is next corner so it shouldn't bother
>tfw it still bothers

>>377987291
Where is this from

>>377996478
Lucky for you hard mode in Bayonetta changes stuff enough from normal to keep it interesting

Honestly if you're not going to buy a game day 1 at full price you might as well pirate it since week 1 sales are like the only ones publishers give a shit about in typical corporate myopia fashion.

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>>377996691
but i will never experience bayo's spectacle like that again

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I'm ready for an explosion in cool Vanquish webms

>>377986771
It WAS a good game when I played it, like a decade ago.

>>377996893
But i bought it yesteday, also bayo on day 1

You'd better thank me when we get yakuza and persona on pc

;_;

>>377997354
YOU BEEN HIT BY

>>377997643
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

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>>377996478
>what is bayo 2

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>>377997884
>what is only having one vidya platform

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Well I guess I'll buy it then, hope it's as good as everyone says.

>>377997884
>What is being trapped on a shitty paperweight

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>>377997969
>>377998116
>non-idorts
i'm sure they'll port it to switch within the next 2 years

>>377998649
>Buying an even worse machine than the last model
No, anon. Stop supporting Nintendo's feeble meanderings in the home console market. Handhelds are all they can do and even then that's floundering.

>>377998649
you can already play it fine on cemu though so no need to wait for it to get ported to switch

I remember playing this game on my 360 on release but I never finished it, I'll buy it on Steam

>>377998039
worst part of bayo is the instadeaths QTEs and a cringy line in chapter 1. barely remember vanquish but it's pretty good.

>>377986771
>pre-ordered vanquish the day it was available
>cant play because I have to write my master thesis
IT IS NOT FAIR

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>>377998759
>you can already play it fine on cemu

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>>377998953
m-may i borrow your a-account go-onichan?

>>377986771
I really didn't like Bayonetta at all, but just for the occasion, I took some time to beat it on Normal. I wish Hard was unlocked from the get-go and I sure as fuck wish minigames, qtes and platforming would go. I hear Vanquish doens't have these problems.

>>377999132
Vanquish is pretty short and straight to the point, definitively doesn't have as many gimmicks as Bayonetta
It does have QTEs though, but since i barely remember them i suppose they aren't too bad

>>377999237
how short is pretty short

>>377999270
4 to 5 hours short

>>377986771

I really hope it's more stable than Bayonetta on release.

>>377999237
Sounds just like God Hand then. After finishing Bayo, all I can even remember are minigames and cutscenes. I think I spent maybe 30% of the game at most actually fighting. It was ridiculous. Every time I got rated, I dreaded another platforming segment that'd culminate in a mini game that lasts for twenty fucking minutes. Every time I fought a boss and got int he mood, the game slapped me with a dumb cartoon and then a qte out of nowhere that kileld me and made me replay a section.

>>377999132
>minigames
>platforming
?????

>>377999302
well accounting each stage lasts 1 hour that's fine by me

>>377999378
Are you literally retarded? Don't you remember the bike games or the flying game? Don't you remember VOLUMINOUS platforming segments like the lava one or the disappearing squares int he tower? What the fuck, are you pretending or are you stupid?

>>377986940
You can instantly spot the consolecucks when someone admits to piracy. It's alright. You have to spend your allowance on productively.

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>tfw bought Vanquish
>going away today
>setting off literally as it releases on steam
>not going to be back until Monday

How to pass the time until it's released?

>>377999374
When it comes to pace breaking Vanquish does have some codec conversations in between areas, you do go straight to the action after they're over but i remember getting kinda annoyed by it since the story isn't worth paying attention to

>>377999464
>spend your allowance on productively
Right, like finally learning the English language instead of playing games. Get to it. Then you'll have more than a few bucks to spare because better places would agree to hire you.

>>377999448
>bike games or the flying game
not minigames
> VOLUMINOUS platforming segments
> like the lava one or the disappearing squares int he tower
fucking lol

I wonder if it will still be superior with a controller if the aiming isn't that important anyway. We'll see.

>>377999538
EN-RTP049
Especially the second half

>>377999538
install and mod an h-game or porn mods for a normal game

It's the secret to one-way future time travel.

>>377999538
playing bayonetta of course

>>377999619
They are longer than respective fighting sections, which makes them voluminous. Of course, the whole game is eight hours, so comparatively they're short, but they're longer than actual gameplay.

>>377999720
k

>>377999464
but i only have money for either console's games or pc's.
and it's easier to pirate games on PC.
so.........

>>377999538
Play Factorio

>>377999787
It's not ok because of how delusional you are. Regardless of whether you like Bayonetta, it's idiotic to claim that it doesn't have minigames, platforming, qtes and cutscenes that last longer than the one thing Bayo truly excels at--fighting.

>>377999464
Well duh its obvious falseflagging. Piracy is a big problem on non PC platforms as well just look at this thread >>377986160

Piracy is rampant on 3DS/Vita/Wii U and PS3. Just wait it will be soon enough on the PS4.

>>377999560
That's just the result of not giving a fuck about QAing my posts. I changed the end of the sentence and forgot to remove a word. Also
>better places
Great prose, mangalang. If you're not an ESL, you should kill yourself.

>>377999915
>It's not ok because of how delusional you are.
that's pretty ironic
>idiotic to claim that it doesn't have minigames,
it's only minigame is the angel attack shit
>platforming
the only platforming if you even want to call it that is the disappearing tiles. traversing a level is not fucking platforming.
>qtes
no shit
>cutscenes
skip button exists for retards such as yourself.

>>377986771
It will be nice to play it finally without slow downs and frame lag, like how great it was to play a sigil cannon spamming MK in Dragons Dogma without it goin 5 SPF, reversed acronym intentional.

>>378000093
>the only platforming if you even want to call it that is the disappearing tiles. traversing a level is not fucking platforming.
Places with deadly pits that you have to jump across is platforming, you idiot.

>skip button exists for retards such as yourself.
Mashing back+rt skips the cutscene but doesn't help with shattered pacing because of the cut in gameplay though.

You fucking idiot.

>>377996478
But if you don't finish it you don't get all the cool costumes.

>>378000268
>Places with deadly pits that you have to jump across is platforming
and you want to what, hold forward on your stick to get between fights? what a nonsensical complaint
> doesn't help with shattered pacing because of the cut in gameplay
lol ok

>>377997354
I've never played this, tell me about Sam. Is his style impetuous? This is important.

>>378000448
>and you want to what, hold forward on your stick to get between fights?
I want gameplay that actually works. Jumping around stages in Bayonetta is crappy and boring.

Meanwhile, good job pretending that two broken bike sections and the giant space harrier stage don't fucking exist, you mongrel.

>>377998116
It runs okay on CEMU, they just have to fix the fucking sound.

>>378000150
Yes, killing everything, boss or not, on screen in under 5 seconds by setting up a turret was so much fun anon, oh damn it was fun, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun.

I'm so tired of this fucking meme. And vanquish is fucking shit, 4 hours fucking long 1/4th of which are Platinums trademark ebin QTEs. The fuck outta here.

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>>378000150
>5 SPF
What did anon mean by this?

>>377997354
Oh wow, is that brain dead dodge spam in a Platinum game i see?

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>>378000519
>tell me about Sam. Is his style impetuous?
Dunno, what do you think?

>>378000897
your mom's a whore

so someone on the steam forums got a review copy and said that m/kb is pretty shit to play this with

Looking forward to pirating it.

I'm not going to pay for a 10 year old game that should have been ported 5 years ago.

>>378001396
That the same comment I read, comparing it to 'like playing Max payne on a keyboard + mouse'

Because that one is just so fucking retarded that I can't wrap my head around it.

>>378001376
Well better a son of a whore then a Platinum shit eating faggot.

>>378001396
I saw that too, but he seems more like the "controller is always better for third person games" type when I personally preferred kb/m for stuff like MGS5. Doesn't matter to me, I'll just pick up my controller if it is shit.
>>378001503
Was it Max Payne? I thought he said Mad Max in which case, I agreed. But if I read it wrong and it was Max Payne, then he's a complete moron.

>>378000965
i'm so glad we're getting a portt so fucktard like you will stop posting those blurry shit webms
make new ones please its hurting my eyes

>>378001396
No shit, I could have told you that.

>>378001470
Right, like, OH. MY. GOD ten years ago I was like three what is this ancient hyppopotamia lol.

>>378001503
But max payne had awesome Kb+M

>>378001601
All current gameplay is recorded off the fucking threeshitty and compresssed for 2010s Youtube, what else did you expect?

>>378001546
can i fuck your mother while you watch

>>378000554
>I want gameplay that actually works
it does.
> Jumping around stages in Bayonetta is crappy and boring.
that's your own retarded opinion that i've never seen echoed.
> good job pretending that two broken bike sections and the giant space harrier stage don't fucking exist,
something I never did, good job.
>you mongrel.
autism at it's best.

>>378001618
That's the point, the comment guy was just unable to wrap his head around playing with a mouse and in third person.

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>>378001546
but you already are a shit eater and a faggot?

>>378001684
>that's your own retarded opinion that i've never seen echoed.
Good thing that we've moved the goal posts from "thee is no platforming" to "tere is but it's grrrrreat".

Now for the final step: platforming in DMC-style games was always fucking hideous and in Bayo there's more of it than actual combat, which is a fucking travesty.

>>377998759
except for the sound turning into the sounds of the plains of the damned whenever you go into witch time.

>>378001783
>Good thing that we've moved the goal posts from "thee is no platforming"
if you consider traversing a level like in most games platforming
>tere is but it's grrrrreat
i don't consider moving through a level good or bad
>Now for the final step: platforming in DMC-style games was always fucking hideous and in Bayo there's more of it than actual combat, which is a fucking travesty.
you want a gauntlet of non-stop fighting. clearly these games do not suit your terrible taste.

>>377986771
It's cool but I'm fucking pissed because I have shitty internet and not only is there no preload but I have no fucking idea when today it actually releases so I can't get it started.

>>378001683
>>378001754

>point out blatant recurrent massive game design flaw
>Platinum fags flip their shit because they realize their EPIC action games amount to nothing but a bunch of QTEs, slow motion and particle effects.

If Soulsfags weren't a thing there would be nothing more cancerous. Who am i even kidding, there nothing stopping you from being both

>>378002010
thats nice.

>>378001783
What is DMC style? Action games? Go play Ninja Gaiden.

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>>378001579
Just looked, it was Max Payne.
>These are the people who get review copies

>>377986771
Played it years ago, can't wait to finish work in a few hours to play it again at 60fps.

>>378001953
>if you consider traversing a level like in most games platforming
Oh no, back to this. What a fucking idiot you are. Here, let me stuff this down your throat:
https://youtu.be/jkSCV8nX0eE?t=2m26s

>>378002140
What a fucking retard.

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>>377999636
Any other suggestions?

>>378002191
your complaint is one level with platforms easy as fuck to jump on. nice. you're great at coming up with asinine complaints.

>>378002314
I never said it was hard. I said it was boring, but regular and, combined with qtes, minigames and cutscenes lasts longer than combat.

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>>377987595
>spending money on platshit

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>>377993138
>5gb will take me like four hours

>>378002010
>nothing but a bunch of QTEs, slow motion and particle effects
Just like your mum haha

>>378002496
Here in Russia 5gb takes about 3 minutes to download on an average isp (I pay about $7/month for 150Mbps). Where the fuck do you live?

>>378002361
I am all for shitting on that over hyped mediocre at best game, but action games need downtime, a lot more downtime than that actually. The first DMC and NG game is the right balance of downtime and combat.

>>378002737
UK
sky broadband has been fucking me sideways for around four years

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>>378002647
hahaha

>>378002749
>mediocre at best game,
lol

>>378002737
Anon, i don't care if your internet beams moist eager whores directly into your house every time you try to download porn. Under no circumstances are you allowed to brag about living in Russia.

>>378002749
QTEs and minigames in Bayo are anything but downtime.

The game shows you an unbelievably boring cutscene that lasts longer than anything in MGS and then suddenly slaps you with a QTE that kills you. Almost every time. The point obviously is to make the player stay focused, i.e. that's not downtime at all, just an idiotic distraction from what the game actually does great, and for no fucking reason whatsoever.

The space harrier section lasts like 20 minutes and only has one checkpoint. How's that downtime?

>>378002886
That's the point: even here I can download Vanquish off fucking steam in 3 minutes, so how can you have it so bad that you're worse off than me in moscow?

>>378002901
QTE's are not after long cutscenes, and you still don't know what a minigame is.

>>378002901
>Almost every time.

There are like three.

>>378003105
Minigame is a gameplay mechanic that is completely detached fromt he main system. Bike stages, space harrier stage and shooting bonus stages are examples of minigames. You dumb son of a whore.

>>378003167
There are like dozens. There's about three or more PER EVERY BOSS BATTLE.

How delusional can you fucking get? Jesus christ.

>>378002737
I live in Australia and I have a 5Mbps connection.

This country is a shit hole.

>>378003221
wrong.

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>>378002816
at best is being generous faggot.

>Characters
Garbage

>Story
Garbage

>OST
>Garbage

>Level Design
>Garbage

>Art Design
Subjective garbage

>Gameplay
Mediocre

>>378002737
my average download speed right now is around 600kb/s

>>378003273
when people complain about QTEs they mean the instadeath ones you picky douchebag. this board would be better without you posting here.

>>378003318
Ah. So jumping across pits and on top of platforms is not platforming and stand-alone gameplay mechanics aren't minigames. You simply don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>378002954
Not him

>>378003380
lol.

>>378003407
>jumping across pits and on top of platforms is not platformin
an asinine complaint which most people aren't autistic enough to mind.
>and stand-alone gameplay mechanics aren't minigames.
nope, only minigame is angel attack.

>>378002901
I was just pointing out because you linked some very quick and easy jump section and labeled it as boring. So i assumed you were one of those people who think action games NEED TO BE ACTION ALL TIME!!!!11

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It's fucking Dragon's Dogma all over again. You tards are overhyping a mediocre to ok game just because it's a previously console only game getting a pc port

>>378003398
You: there is no platforming
Me: there's platforming
You: that's great platforming, it's great and easy, very good
Me: combined with qtes there's more of it than fucking combat, which is what Bayo does well
You: there are like three qtes in the whole game
Me> there are more than three per every boss battle
You: those aren't the qtes I've seen people complain about before

Are you well? This level of delusion is something new even for /v/.

shitty Gears clone

>>378000897
Maybe you should stick with those dark souls threads like the rest of the cancer.

>>378003574
It's Shinji Mikami's last masterpiece, you know. It's nothing like Dragon's Dogma, which was a very interesting, but heavily flawed experience.

>>378003609
>that's great platforming, it's great and easy, very good
stopped reading there. keep trying buddy, your autism is impressive.

>>378001671
I expect us all to do better, now that we have the opportunity.

>>378003574
>people have played it
>people love it
>"stop getting excited guys!!"

>>378003678
Here's a literal quote from your:
>your complaint is one level with platforms easy as fuck to jump on. nice.

>>378001959
9:00 a.m. PST

>>378003665
The only cancer here is you for thinking your dumbed down action games have any more merit >>378002010

>>378003273
>There are like dozens. There's about three or more PER EVERY BOSS BATTLE.

No there aren't. The QTEs you referenced are the ones where you literally die if you fail them, not the ones where you mash or swing around a monster and it's just less cool if you fail.

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>>378001959

>>378002140
Please tell me people gave him shit for it.

>>378003763
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>378003753
where is the great and very good?

>>378002470
>being too retarded to play their games
You must be a jRPG master.

>>378003782
The game throws you to the last checkpoint if you fail any qte. You either have to replay the platforming section or a minigame or the whole last section fot he boss.

>>378003831
That's an exaggeration. You said there was no platforming and then, faced with evidence, said it wans't hard platforming (literally) so it doesn't count. Same with QTEs: you said there were only a handful, and then said the dozens that don't kill but simply throw you back to the previous checkpoint don't count.

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>4~ hours to beat
>not counting cutscenes

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I'm sorry but Nekopara vol. 3 is also out at that time and it takes precedence over a dumb shooter.

>>378003981
That's not even a video game. Get out of here.
Get him, boys.

>>377999636
>[EN-RTP049] My New Wife Has These Two Insanely Beautiful Daughters. We Were All Sleeping Next to Each Other on the Floor. Unable to Control Myself, I Started Touching the Older One, and She Loved It! What We Didn't Know Her Younger Sister Was Awake and Watching Us! 3

That's a big title.

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>buying ANY games
>when the summer sale is less than a month away

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>>378004096
>VNs are not games
Let this meme die already.

>>378004149
>thinking a game that's launching with a 25% discount is going to receive a 75% discount in a sale less than a month later

Did you just buy your first pre-built anon?

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>>378004096
>hating on vns
Who's the real normie in this encounter, hmm?

>>378003925
>faced with evidence,
evidence so irrelevant I forgot it despite playing through the game multiple times on 3 different platforms. the fact of the matter is that you're a fucking idiot complaining about trivial bullshit that the vast majority of people do not give a fuck about. the point of those "platforming" segments is so you do not just hold left stick up to move through a level.
>Same with QTEs: you said there were only a handful,
yes, a handful of the QTEs that everyone who fucking complains about them means, the instakill ones. no one complains about torture attacks or climaxes because they're simply there to look cool and don't bullshit you into dying.

>and then said the dozens that don't kill but simply throw you back to the previous checkpoint
>previous checkpoint
>aka right before the QTE
k

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>>378004096
Why the fuck would I get him when I can go after a normalshitter such as yourself instead?

>>378004221
Dragon's dogma had a discount at launch and than got an even steeper discount during the following sale.

>>378004362
And was the following sale less than a month after its release?

>released in January

Somehow I don't think so

>>378004362
sure it did kid

>>377986771
radiator on the car just went to shit can't spend anything on games right now

I've never played it before but I got it cause I always do what v says

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can we get anarchy reigns next i want to play some fucking deathball

>>378004569
Kill yourself.

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>Challenge 6
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE
I've 100% the Achievements in every other Platinum Game but I just can't do this. It is just not something a human can do.

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>>378004362
according to this the next sale was 2 months later and the "steeper" discount was only 25%

>>378004810
Never said it was a significantly better discount. Still there is no reason to not hold off a few more weeks to make sure the port isn't fucked.

>>378004775
Okay, during the end of my natural life I will euthanize myself

>>378000643
Seconds per frame

Is there any benefit to prepurchasing it?

>>378005247
25% off if you own Bayonetta, and I think some random minor bonuses like with Bayo. Some music tracks, profile pictures, etc. Nothing great but eh, 25% off is nice.

>>377987839
He really was, reading his manifesto he's one of the most beta, pathetic, entitled people that has ever existed.

>>378005247
Sucking the platdick

>>378004143
for you

>>378005289
>25% off if you own Bayonetta
But I do own Bayonetta. On both the PS3 and the Wii U.
Even if I was to prefer the game on PC, I am not buying that game a third time.

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>>378005289
I knew buying that 8 year old game would pay off in the end. We're all gonna make it, bros.

>>377986940
thsi

ive already bought it on the ps3 and it ran so bad i couldnt play it

>>378004947
>make sure the port isn't fucked.
Same engine as Bayo and that port is godly.

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>>378006202

I bought it last night but haven't played it, I do think it's funny how impressed people were at how well it ran though. A game that came out when the 8800GT could still easily max most games, being played by people with GTX 1080s.

Here's hoping nothing is fucked about Vanquish but as a game that predates the GTX 580 it should be easy to get a gorillion FPS with everything.

>>377996484
moomin

>>377998881
>cringy line in chapter 1
Which one was that? I don't remember and I skipped the cutscenes on my second playthrough.

>>377986771
I liked it when I played it on 360 about 6 years ago.

>>377998881
>a cringy line in chapter 1
?

>>377989139
Yeah we should all lie and pretend we don't pirate games to save face, or else console players will make fun of us! Now that's what I call being master race.

>>378010561
They posted that only to dump some obnoxious baits, don't try to make it sound like they are poor little oppressed victims.

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Vanquish is hot garbage.

>>377986771
Can't wait to finally pirate it.

JUST RELEASE ALREADY FUCK

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pirated it on ps3, going to pirate it on pc

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>>378011112
Try to say that again after I set your fedora on fire, I want to see how your fat fingers will tip after that.

I've bought Bayonetta but I don't think I'm going to get Vanquish.
I heard it's only like 4 hours longs and I don't even know whether it's worth replaying.

>Doesn't unlock until 5 pm.
>No pre-load.

Fucking re.

2 hours till unlock

>>377996484
Fuck you.

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>>377993138

>>377988823
It'll be at midnight somewhere in the world. It'll be at 5 PM where I live.

>>378011741
DL size <> install size

ITT: jelly sonybros shilling the piracy myth

does it really unlock in 2 hours (7am pst)? never seen a game unlock at that time its always 10am or like 4pm

>>378013405
that's still not 5gb

>$20

dropped

>>378013863
but it's not, it has a 25% discount.

>>378013863
its $15 if you buy it with bayonetta :^)

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2 more hours lads!

I'm hype but it sucks that I gotta torrent it.

>>378013951
should be 10

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>>378013974
hype

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Apparently it's only one more hour for me. I'll send ahead maxed out 4k screenshots for you lads.

Is this the same "so wacky so quirky so badass xD" bullshit for little kids as Bayonetta and MGR or is it actually worth a pirate? If it's also shit I'd rather go for Endless Space 2 or Spirit of Sanada this weekend.

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i'd rather you tell me if this gamu~ is any good

how does vanquish compares to binary domain, lads?

>>378014051
i paid $15 for both so i guess i got fucked

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>>378013863
>he cant get 20 bucks
>he didnt get bayo for a discount

>>378014324
It's an innovative 3rd person shooter with some really cool enemies and backdrops. Sound, story and characters are average at best. But who cares? This is cool because the game was fun as hell but ran like ass on PS3. And of course playing it with a mouse for the first time should add some fun.

>>378014050
Buy it or no more SEGA games not only for you but everyone else too.

>>377986771
>playing Vanquish on PC on your birthday

Feels really fucking good.

>>378013863
>he can't afford $20
even if you're a poor shit working minimum wage that's pocket change

come on my dude

>>378014324
Faggots like you don't deserve good games.

>>378014504
I actually just bought it with Bayo since I opened up my wallet and found 30 bucks I got from driving people around. Put that money to good use.

>>378014696
>30 bucks I got from driving people around.
What?

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>>378014529
Happy birthday, nerd. Mine is tomorrow.

>>378014828
Gas is so expensive in some countries that it's commonplace for people to demand money if you want them to drive you someplace. Have you never heard of gas, grass or ass?

>>378014828
Uber?

>>378014828
>drive family members around
>they pay me with some cash
>I don't pay for my gas so it's free money for me
So I just used my card and I'm gonna deposit this money later.

I don't know anything about this game but I love sega for putting bayo on pc and the port was good so I bought this

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Soon

>>378014828
do you not give gas money when you carpool longer distances with people?

>>378014891
What's the grass part? Getting knocked the fuck out?

idk if I trust it. All the Platshit I've played has been fucking garbage.Best thing they put out was the Jetstream Sam dlc, which should have been a full game.

>no preloading
what in the fuck is this shit

how to pass 2 hours, /v/?

What do the difficulty settings do in this game?
Is it like Bayonetta where the enemies change or just more damage/health? Or both?

>>378015160
Shitpost and pretend you're gonna pirate it.

>>378015180
As I recall enemies do more damage and they reduce your action bar or whatever it is called that lets you slow down time.

>>378015085
Nah, no one here would ask money for the gas used for lifts, maybe for fucking long trips, but even in that cases only poor people would do that here, otherwise it would be considered impolite as fuck.

>>378015160
Download Skullgirls on your phone.

>>378015160
Jerk off like you always do.

>>378015329
I didn't ask for the money, they handed it to me. What kind of backwards ass place do you live in?

>>378006202
Yeah but Bayonetta was ported by Platinum

This was ported by Little Stone Software. It's the first outsourced port Plat has done since Bayonetta to the PS3. Little Stone did Valkyria Chronicles (which was a really good port), but this is using Platinum's house engine which is dogshit for PC support by default, especially when it comes to mouselook (which is MANDATORY for Vanquish to port right)

Not sure how that's gonna work out.

50 minutes boys !

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Ok, I fucking did it, only because I want to support pc ports. Dunno whether it actually has any effects on their decision to port anything though.

>>378015636
I think bayonetta changed sega's minds about pc ports didn't it

Less than an hour. Holy shit. I have tomorrow off so this is fantastic timing.

>>378015563
You mean 110?

>>378015694
Hello fellow kraut. Feels good to be the master race.

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>>378015563
>>378015694
>>378015734
I hate you.

>>378015687
Or maybe they've planned both regardless because they need extra pocket change.