PORTLAND O R T L A N D

So the weapons will be dildo's and picket signs?

There's plenty of shit to take the piss out of here so I'd be interested in rockstar doing that
The local donut shop is owned by a crack dealer too so that'd be fun to see them adapt

So the weapons will be crack pipes and an unattached Femur?

>>377985113
OP here, I heard a rumor from a totally unreliable source that gta6 will take place in 90s Portland which, if true, would probably make me cream my pants
I want to crush cars by closing the hawthorne bridge on em! make it happen rockstar

>>377985297
>Numbered GTA
>Taking place in the past
Retard

>>377984836
>VI
>VIce

There's no way it won't be Vice City.

How would the one black man in Portland ever lose his wanted level?

>>377985557
Make a tweet about how systematic racism is targeting him and watch hipsters with white guilt start protesting to demand the police stop going after him.

>>377985483
modern miami is not nearly as cool as it was though.

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There better be some god damn snowboarding

>>377985820
Regardless, I just don't see them passing up the title.

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>>377985483
It will happen. Screencap this.

What the fuck is Portland. What is in Portland, why would anybody set a video game there

>>377987371
Liberals and hippies.

OK if i get to run down people in the pearl district

>>377987371
old city with a lot of hipsters and history, not much in the way of organized crime though so not really a fit for GTA

>>377984836
They already did the hipster thing with V.

Anyone that thinks it isn't Vice City is retarded. It is the only 3D universe without a HD revisit and the roman numeral numbering system lines up with the name.

>>377987371
This. No way will the game take place in a low-crime liberal utopia like Portland. I'd expect Las Vegas, Houston, Atlanta, etc instead.

>>377987953
V was yuppies not hipsters.

haah xD gta vi needs to be set in [insert city here] ex. memphisfaggot XDDD (with no explanation as to why)

>wanting it in the cuck state
It's practically confirmed to be Vice City at this point, as it should be. Shame that the actual Vice City canon isn't canon in the HDverse.

>>377989458
>I never played the game

You should it's pretty fun.

>>377989653
I finished it twice, the game is about yuppies and occasionally millenials in los angeles. there are hipsters but not to the point where the game has a bunch of satirical stores and radio stations making fun of hipsters like a portland game would

>>377988563
>Atlanta
no way they would make a game where most of the people are black. too risky for the company

>>377984836

I'd enjoy it tbqh.

>>377990648
They just don't want to have to program the AI of every NPC to be a criminal.

>>377990454
>Seriously I've never even seen a trailer for this game

I get it but it's fun and worth a look.

Vice City would be shit if it took place in current year but Las Venturas could have some cool shit to do.

>>377985297
If it were to take place in "Portland" it would be one of the islands from GTA 3 Portland not IRL Portland.

Why couldn't rockstar do a throwback to the 80s? Have they said they wont do it

like old miami just like vice city

>>377985113
All they can really tap into out here is serial killers and rain 24/7

and no sales tax

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You should be able to hold people in the Trimet hostage for ransom.

Seriously though, Portland has some really comfy public transport.

>>377991537
>GTA 3 Portland
Ok, now I'm on board

>>377991749
Sheeit brother, riding the MAX as a kid was one of my favorite memories.

>>377991749
only thing this shit city did right

I want a GTA game with a lot of snow

>>377993604
Vice City

>>377984836
They've never made a main entry title that took place outside of San Andreas, Liberty City, or Vice City. Don't kid yourself

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>>377984836
how would you feel?

I work for rockstar /v/
I do the sound

I can tell you that there's going to be an older black guy whose constantly in and out of jail trying to get out of the street life but doesn't know anything else than selling drugs/crimes (drug system similar to china wars)

and a young white kid who wants to be ghetto and is pushed into a dangerous lifestyle despite coming from a rich family

also its set in vice city come on its VI you know it to be true

>>377986686

I know Rockstar tries to stay away from the obvious, but goddamn if they don't use this I'll fucking loose my mind.

>>377984836
six?

>>377984836
Portland what? Oregon or Maine

I hope they go Moscow. Just full on Russia meme tiem.

>>377986390

What an ugly city

>>377987371
Play Life is Strange you uncultured troglodyte

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I can't imagine a worse city for a GTA map, driving around downtown makes me want to brick someone.

>>377987371
https://youtu.be/TZt-pOc3moc?t=22

>>377998695
I was there for the international, how the fuck does a major city still get away with one way streets? What a shitty city to drive around in.

>>377993520
>trains randomly stop because they can't figure out how to close the fucking doors
>trains dissapear from the schedule with no explanation
>no security for 99% of the day, night rides are full of violent drunks and thug kids
Yeah, they got that right.

>>377997180
The relevant one.

who /portland/ here? see you at retro gamecon in october!

>>377994567
Do you play as both?

>>377998481
Rockstar has stated several times that mainline numbered GTAs are about making fun of American culture and will never be anywhere but America.

GTA: London 1969 is not a mainline numbered title so you better not fucking bring that up.

Why must it be set in the US?

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>>377994107
LONDON
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>>377999414
It's a staple

>>377985820
With the current trend of vidya taking place in the past, i wouldnt doubt that rockstar would make another 80's Vice City game again

>>377999414
Because the point of primary GTA titles are to make fun of Americans.
The founders of Rockstar are all Immigrants to the US and live for shitting on them.

Also see
>>377999385

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>>377999414
Because every other open world franchise already covered all the cool cities in other countries.

>>377999414
Dan Houser is an ameriboo. I think he even got the american nationality out of sheer cuckoldry.

>>377999385
>American culture
Mexico City confirmed

>>377999472
Doesn't count

>>377999472
>Expansion
>Main entry

Braindead fucking limey.
We have this same fucking argument every goddamn thread and you stupid fucking morons never get it.

Even Rockstar themselves have said it will never

N E V E R
E
V
E
R

happen again.

>Portland Ortland

What did he mean by this?

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>>377999532
yeh, even pyongyang

>>377991202
Las Venturas has to be GTA lucky number 7.

If they go by the amount of time they took between 4 and 5's release, we're due for info on 6 this E3 or sometime later, and then release next year.

>>377999816
>Another map with 40% desert
no thanks

>>377999679
Oh boy, you sure are an angry little mouthbreather. Your parents must be proud.
It was the second game in the series, 1961 was the third. I guess by your logic Vice City and San Andreas aren't main entries either because they're not numbered.

>>377987953
>only 3D universe without an HD revisit

What about San Fierro or Las Venturas?

Or hell, even Carcer City or Bullworth

>>378000085
>Bullworth
Is there alot of organized crime in Maine?

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>>377984836
Wow this is actually unironically great

> born in San Diego
> moved to Portland for college

It's like GTA is made for me

Portland is the perfect place for a satirical game about American culture

> ultra liberal city
> surrounded by beautiful nature
> everything else is full of conservative gun nuts
> Russian mafia

This is gonna be great

Wasn't Portland the name of a place in GTA 3? That'd be awkward

>>378000247
>moved from CA to portland

REEEE LEAVE WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH SCHOOL

>>377984836
wtf is portland?

>>378000559
It was the first island

>>378000559
Small district you go to for like 3 missions. No big deal. Besides they would rename it anyway

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>>378000247
Also
> huge Arab population so there's definitely some comedy there
>Tons of homeless people literally creating shanty towns in and around the city
> roving bands of anarchists ripping apart the city
And for those who say there's no organized crime
> large Russian mafia presence and huge underground sex trafficking
> portland used to be infamous for girls getting "shanghai'd" and sold as sex slaves

I honestly cant see another GTA coming out on this generation. Think about it... It will be at LEAST six years from today...

>>378000247
>moved from Escondido to Beaverton

ayyy brother

>>377999983

Not wanting to traverse the desert via unnamed animal

>>377986390
Hot damn, that's an old picture.

>>377991736
>serial killers and rain 24/7
Are there really that many serial killers here?

>>377984836
MY SIDE GIRL GOT A 5S WITH THE SCREEN CRACKED

>>377984836
>no source
>no fucking source
>Theres no fucking source

>>377985337
>yfw gta iv takes place nearly 10 years ago

It's set in Australia. You bounce between Sydney and Melbourne where you get to play upto 600 different underworld kingpin figures until their death. Basically it's a death simulator. You're either going to get whacked out the front of a magistrates court, a train station or out on your front lawn. Prepare yourself for 600 shades of death. One day youre Mafiousa plastic gangster walking around with a gold platted Deagle and the next day you're Carl Williams getting beat to death in prison. Trying to follow the story? Forget that, everyone dies too quick. You won't know where to begin and where to end.

You will get to wave your dick around in a bar though. Or shoot some guy in the dick with a shotgun. Or take part in the great pastime of Melbourne with dumping dead prostitutes into the murray river. Or other smash hits like cutting peoples toes off with bolt cutters or making a shoddy metal outfit to rob banks.

All of this will be done with your trusty Holden Commodore. Whether rich or poor, you only ever drive a commodore. Also get ready to experience police like never before. With new features like "I reckon the EPA wouldn't allow that so here's a defect notice" and other features like "Your car is 1 millimeter below the legal height limit"

You will also enjoy other great features like Glassy: Smashing people in the face with a broken glass bottle

>All these portlandfags in here

My brothers, let us be depressed together. Also don't move here anyone else, go to seattle instead.

>>378003823
>upto 600 different underworld kingpin figures until their death. Basically it's a death simulator.

fucking kek

>>377994610
mate it's "lose" not "loose"

peace

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>>378003116

>>378005880
And gta iii took place like 16 years ago

>>378000682
what? like half the game is set there

>>378008536
Yeah it's a bit disappointing how uh... Disappointing shoreside vale is. The first time I got there I was stuck for an hour just trying to get out

>>378008994
yeah it's easily the most difficult road layout in any gta game

>>377999250
i hope not

>Every NPC is a tumblr dyke or numale
>Every enemy is the Russian Mafia
>Sidequests involve getting paid to fuck with pride parades and other tumblr shit
>One quest involves running down a BLM protest
>Only weather is incredibly foggy overcast rain
>Activities include mountain climbing, shitting out paint filled eggs onto a canvas, cutting yourself and collecting the blood in canopic jars
>Every single NPC is smug/and or high
>Another sidequest involves breaking into a BadDragon warehouse and burning all of their shit
>Internet browser includes a tumblr-clone, basic sites from other GTA, and a Buzzfeed look-a-like
>Easter eggs include Cthulhu out at sea, skinwalkers fucking around at night in the forests, another mural bullshit thing from V to appease autists etc.
I wouldn't mind a game like this.

>>377987727
>not much in the way of organized crime though
Yeah you should look at some of the history that city has.

The tunnels alone are covered in blood and misery, but its so fucking liberal that shit gets pushed under the rug.

>GTA VI thread
>doesn't post THE screenshot
baka

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