ITT: We vaguely describe videogames while anons try to guess

>OP
>>His thread
>>>His life
The Game

>stop the bad guy
>but actually you helped the bad guy
>but then you stopped the bad guy
>but he wasn't actually dead
>oh wait he died the end

>finish game
>be disappointed
>find out its not actually over and I'm only one third in

spend two games looking for somebody
find them
kill the boss with your tag team finisher
THEY DO NOT EVEN KISS AT THE END

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>>377980457
Nier Automata?

>>377980098
>Run away from the circus
>End up in way worse circus

>>377980917
psychonauts

SOME FOLKS WERE BORN

>play game
>get told you can't fuck up
>character fucks up numerous times before messily accomplishing the goal
>becomes emo afterwards

People kill each other for decades because some chick had a funny idea.

>>377981195
Metal... Gear?

Colonel Sanders guest-stars in a Pink Floyd album.

>>377980457
Okami

a slave travels to his ancestral homeland to learn the ancient technique to make a room full of people's heads explode. if he encouraged his friends to do the same, he doesn't get liquified at the end

>>377980457
Kid Icarus: Uprising

>>377980457
Tales of Symphonia?

>>377980643
The witcher 3?

space bitch gets a bunch of scientists killed
goes home to deal with her mother issues,
blows up the damn planet. women.

>>377982175
Metroid

>>377980457
Gravity Rush 2?

5 characters go on an adventure and find the princess was a fish monster, the prince was a robot man, and the tree was a space cop

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>>377981016
Yep.

a bunch of your great ape relatives steal your fucking bananas and you beat them to death with the greatest peripheral of all time

>>377982038

Abe's Oddysey.

Ez.

>>377980457
WindWaker

>Calculated

>>377980098

>mercenary for no reason
>who are you?
>make friends with strangers
>strangers arent strangers
>bad guy isnt bad guy, he's same as you
>jk he's bad guy
>kill bad guy
>cant go home

>wake up in the middle of nowhere
>after playing the game for a while you get diagnosed with autism

>>377982689
EYE?

>You're a mailman
>You wreck shit up in a desert

>>377982783

No but good answer anyways
>You gain Brozouf
>Your legs are okay

>>377982845
Hotline Miami

>>377980098

>Overrated pianist goes on adventure with loli and cameraman to save his own brain

>>377980643
kingdom hearts 2 nigger

>I'm made out of balls and I shoot balls.

>>377982845
new vegas
ez pz

>>377982971
eternal sonata

you have to replay the entire game 3 times to beat it once. it's not a drakengard series game.

>>377980098
>space marine
>monkeys
>flesh-eating clown

>>377982335
Someone please answer this one I'm genuinely curious.

>>377983002
Vectorman

>You travel across the galaxy pursued by sociopathic corvid to save a woman who is crushed by a cow from the 1st level
>also it's a fucking HARD game

>you're an edgy clone in the future that decides the fate of humanity

>Escape from military capture, wrongly accused
>tear ass through a city trying to get away
>End up seeing the actual dude therye after after being so close to escaping
>He manages to get away, but the military finds you again.
>manage to beat Metal Gear Rex
>Cut to the end
>team up with dude you thought was the actual criminal
>The real bad guy is the dude who created him, and his grandson
>Save literally the entire planet

>>377982725
Minecraft

>>377982367
DK Jungle Beat mah nigga, great game.

>>377983121
system shock 2?

>>377983062

+1 to you.

>doll and friends escapades to stop world war
>everyone except doll are anthropomorphs
>doll is sad
>impossible minigame 10 minutes into game

>>377983272
correct

>>377983179
Earthworm Jim?

>>377980207
MGS?

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>You are one of the greatest swordswomen in history
>100% loyal to your master who you love and adore
>However, your master is inflicted with a strange affliction that has caused him to lose his memory
>Surely you can find a cure!
>And at the same time, why not expand your territory so you and your master can enjoy a greater kingdom?
>Find out that your master's sickness is actually fatal and he'll die if he's not cured soon
>Cure requires you to invade other lands and fight their masters
>War is no longer a game, your master's life is on the line
>Although you have fought extremely hard and have defeated all of your enemies, you have failed to get your hands on the cure
>Your master slips off into a deep coma, never to wake up
>He may even eventually die in his sleep
>You refuse to abandon your master and vow to wait for him to return to you, even if you must wait forever
>You will wait forever

>Brown filter
>Body horror great beings
>first person

Peter Pan and Tinkerbell go on saving the world

>>377983681
The hey you zelda

>>377983268
Sonic Adventure 2

>it's just a screaming line and music

>>377983284
CORRECT. I gotta replay it now.
>>377983395
Groovy

>Your bitch of a sister/love interest sold all of your shit and you get trapped in space for 17 years waiting to get it back

>>377983947
What did it?

Kill all white people.

>>377983992
Smegman Legends 12

>save the galaxy by throwing bombs at chickens

You kill things when you're told
Then things go really wrong and you have to resort to time travel

>>377984349
FF8?

>Don't contribute to global warming or a space squid will eat the planet

>>377984349
Bioshock

>>377984036
Drakengard

>>377983142
It's Etrian Odyssey 3

>>377983992
>both of your replies were to me
Nice. You have good taste in games my man.

>>377984349
Titanfall 2

>Start game
>Mine
>Get Money
>Get Bitches
>Get Mad Skills
>Get Dope-Ass Spaceships
>Fight War Over Anime
>Go Home

>>377980098
>Start new adventure
>get cool new jewelry
>friend gets coma'd
>Try and get him uncoma'd
>pair up with obnoxious flower that tries to act big and bad but is an actual noob
>save the outside world from within

>>377980207
black ops

>>377984015
The part where you escape from the military because they think you're someone else, and you save the planet from the guy who made the guy the military want

>>377985043
Cool, i was hoping it wasnt
>Metal Gear Rex
that did it

>>377984921
The PS2 .Hack games?

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>>377984750
thanks friend. y-you too

I posted this one before, I don't think it got solved:
>you're a furry who captures criminals for chickens, until your sex reassignment doctor is lynched and you become an ecological terrorist

>>377984514
>>377984589
>>377984856
Although I guess Bioshock fits that description, it isn't what I was thinking of
Game's also older than FF8

>jump on things
>collects some things
>whoops, you were the inventor of the atom bomb and killed everyone

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>>377985171
ya got me

>>377981078
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

>grrr i'm so mad russians went to hawai gonna go beat up some russians

>>377980098
>be in soulcrushing debt
>goddamn little girls always short-changing my ass
>hope that rich men come...

>You have to go beat up the pope to turn a grown woman who's actually a toddler into your girlfriend who was turned into a robot

>>377985281
Braid

>>377985257
Chrono Trigger?

>>377980098
>Kill someone
>Bird

>>377980457

TWEWY

>>377985257
Wait, were was the timetravel in Bioshock ?

Otherwise: OoT ...?

>>377985443
Reccetear and fuck those little girls so much

>>377985542
Correctamundo

>Wake up in a crater with literally no memory of anything before
>"did you do this?!?!?!"
>taken prisoner
>get interrogated
>tfw they just accept that i know nothing and take me with them to stop the destruction ensuing outside
>get to the glowy bit
>touch it, apparently im a fuckin god or something
>guessihavetosavetheworldnow.bmp
>no one wants to help because "le politics"
>form my own fuckin army
>recruit only the sexy warriors
>Save the world
>the bad guy ends up being the egg

>main character is an edgelord
>has to help his retard brother that fucked up
>a big evil eats everything
>you destroy the big evil and sacrifice yourself

>>377985443
Hope that the rich bitch comes instead. You can overcharge her to hell and back.

>get killed because people manipulated you
>they manhandle your loved one for a long time
>kill god himself through autistic screeching

>>377985625
Dantes Inferno?

>>377985454
Yup, wish I could answer yours too, but all that comes to mind is when I hear pope is Ass ass ins Creed and I'm sure you have better taste anon

>>377985615
dmc

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>Gets put into position of power
>Leads faction to new height of military might
>Explores new lands
>Gets branded a traitor and put down like a doggo

>>377985625
asura's wrath?

>You are a cute little girl!
>You're also a princess
>People think you're unreliable and a bit of a troublemaker
>To prove that you're a good girl, you decide to go on a quest
>There is a castle floating in the sky, ruled over by an evil witch and her army of monsters
>You're going to beat up the witch and save the day!
>Go up to the castle on your magic hot air balloon
>The mean witch is just a little girl who is your age
>The witch girl did literally nothing wrong
>She's not even a witch
>People just blame her for everything because she's different
>Decide to be her friend instead of fighting her
>Take her away from the monsters and the floating castle to live with you

>>377985773
Yeah

>wake up
>trees are suddenly encased in lightbulbs
>fight aliens responsible

>>377985761
Nope, but kinda close.

>>377983603
Amnesia?

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>>377985754
Only played Rogue and Black Flag. Technically Revelations, but only a few hours.

Though "Revelations" is pretty close.

okay here is some hard mode shit:

>evil dudes capture me because I'm magic
>i forgot i'm magic
>i remember now i'm magic
>pew pew bang bang [magic noises] at evil dudes
>now i REALLY remember i'm magic
>[magic noises itensifies] zap zap pew pew at even more evil dudes

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>>377980098
>a family makes it a rite of passage to repeatedly destroy an elderly man's home

>former good guy is tortured and becomes bad guy
>shoot bad guy
>bad guy lives and kipnaps you
>wake up in torture chamber
>game ends

>>377984515
It's a manta ray, you dumb Vesperiafag.

>>377980098
>best bro goes back and forth between good and evil throughout the game
>cameos ho!!
>Get dickpunched by a middle of the game blue goat

>>377981183
MGS2

>>377985971
Baldurs gate 2

>>377985976
Castlevania.

>>377984515
Tales of Symphonia?
>>377986000
trips here helped me but i dont know how i know that. I've never played symphonia

>>377985976
whatchu gonna do when the castlemania runs wild on you brother

>be some sort of soldier/mercenary
>a hit goes wrong
>stranded on a planet with aggressive tribal people
>kill hundreds of them on your way off the planet
>in the end fight the dude that ordered the hit
>surprise, he survives and the game ends in sequelbait

>>377985797
Forward to the Sky!

Comfy af

>>377985613
No one on /v/ has played this game, except for me

and you i guess

>You thought you were here to send off the dead
>The dead are here to see YOU off before you fight Cthulhu

>>377986163
Borderlands 2

>>377984036
Euro truck simulator

>>377985460
>>377985539
Since I'm going to sleep, Marathon

>>377986207
Holy fuck, someone who actually knows what that game is! It's so cute and sweet, I love it.

>>377986270
Nope. Game was a one-off that never got a sequel.

>>377986309
ohh fuck. good taste

>>377985435
Hotline miami 2

>>377985613
This sounds oddly familiar but I can't place it.

>You're a dog kinda and you pilot a mech and use wrestling moves to beat up other mechs and aliens and also you fall in love with a cat loli

>>377986327
Just a shame it's so short, I was done so fast I could've still refunded it after 100%ing it.

Ohwell, gotta support those indie devs...

>>377986097
>>377986104
Correct

>kill stupid bastards who locked you up
>nuthin personal kiddies
>locked up because of uncontrollable ability to kill
>lol my bad
>final boss is touhou andross

>>377986335
Could it be...Bulletstorm

>get fired from job
>go to store
>forget ice cream
>blow out brains

>>377986404
Heres a hint

>Try to get with the qt elf
>"Oi blimey im a fokkin lesbian m8"

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>>377986609
Yep, that's correct.

>Your girlfriend is a zombie
>You don't know why she's a zombie, but you're not going to abandon her
>Hear a rumor that maybe you can turn her back to normal if you fight other zombies and feed their brains to her
>Have to watch as your zombie girlfriend mutates through different forms as she eats more brains, slowly becoming more and more intelligent
>During one of the transformations, your girlfriend screeches something about there being something wrong with the water

>Game has a sequel
>Almost exactly the same setup, except you fight zombies so you can find normal food for yourself and your zombie girlfriend
>During your search you find an abandoned lab that was working on creating the zombies to begin with
>Find out that if you want to cure your girlfriend, you need to hunt zombies and feed their brains to her
>But this particular zombie outbreak is too small, you don't have enough brains
>Use samples of the zombie virus in the lab to create more zombies by pouring it into the town's water supply
>It's not a sequel, it's a prequel

>>377985613
sounds like dragon age

>Get hired at job
>Brother talks to you
>Quit job
>Travel around the world
>ayy lmao
>Kill a man trying to become god

>>377986487
Yeah, but I appreciated the effort you know? The music was nice and comfy, the skybox is very pretty, and the game was fun while it lasted. I should really replay it one of these days...

>YOU ARE le gravelly darkness meme man
>xzibit calls you a faggot and tries to get you killed in a fight club
>crawl through some vents muttering out how hard you're gonna kill some people
>kill some people.hard.
>say: "when I say goodbye, it's forve"r while a shitty finnish metal song gurgles over the credits

>>377986735
Sounds an awful lot like Pandora's Tower, but I don't that's it.

>The only way to finish the game is to call the developer's number on the back of the box, in real life, and get a patch
>This is 100% intentional

>>377986735
What the actual fuck

Please reveal if no one gets it

>>377986000
The mantas were spawned from the squid.

>dead mum told you to go back to home country
>religious fuck and token cute gril save you from metrosexual
>shoot people
>shoot animals
>shoot pretty much verything
>succeed with your mom's wishes

>vampires and shit
>You sort of become one
>You push their shit in and expose them to sunlight
>The older girl route is by far the best and more interesting route

>be a slimy hambeast
>maneuver your way through mazes of industrial death machines

>>377986735
NieR

>>377986762
aye, inquisition

Hard Mode (probably not)
>be random grunt in training to be a cool guy
>suddenly were being attacked
>"forget the training rookie, take this gun"
>get dropped into a warzone
>nearly blown up, knocked out for a while
>Wake up
>bad guys won the battle
>cool guy who was training you gets BTFO in absolutely spectacular fashion
>theyre pretty fucked up, one dude is tryna eat some other nigga
>They dip out, got more important shit
>wake up again even later
>find cool guys weapon
>itfuckintalks.jpg
>take up cool guys mission
>end up being even cooler than cool guy
>Fastball.jpg

>Grumble about being old while looking for another old man
>Fight old man
>Older man comes along to tell you it's ok to be an old man
>He then kills a really old man

>>377987153
haydee

>wake up in your room
>walk out your window
>pump your body full of aliens
>go home and wake up

>>377987242
Titanfall 2

>>377987247
mgs 4

>>377987362
yea

>>377987247
MGS4

>>377987153
smb

>>377987178
If that's the right answer, I'm disappointed

>>377987350
correct, that wasnt hard mode at all

Actually Hard Mode
>be me
>get robot for birthday
>All of the other robots go nuts
>team up with my robot to defeat the bad robos and the guy who made em bad

>He was blonde all along
>Twin children petrified

>>377987610
It's not, I can assure you.

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>>377986883
>>377986982
>>377987178
>>377987610

It's this literally who clicker game on smart phones that I've poured way too much time into.

sounds like space station 13 to me

>be the greatest hero in all history
>with a massive crypt sprawling an entire tutorial stage
>oops you got fragged before you could actually do anything and the bad guy won, but its okay because his voice actor rules

>get framed for high-profile murder and incarcerated
>break out of prison and join some rag-tag group of rebels
>eliminate the guys that did the framing
>oops your gang is actually evil now
>deal with them too and save a girl
>>377987542
yes.

>>377987706
>It's this literally who clicker game on smart phones that I've poured way too much time into.
cute

>>377987706
When I googled what you typed, that's what came up. But I thought there's no way it could've been a fucking phone game

>>377987706
I... am speechless...

...but you made it sound cool

>read book
>kill book
>become book

>have to find someone
>its revealed its someone from the previous game
>russia invades america
>high treason
>endgame
>the end

>using almost 14 different mecha across who cares anime characters, spam projectiles and rushes until you quit because the last 3 bosses are bullshit

>>377986735
Well fucking played anon

>>377987870
Myst?

>>377987875
CoD Mw2

You zoom through precarious roads while a guy calmly reads off seemingly random numbers and words from a book.

>>377987870
Soul sacrifice....?

>>377987978
Any rally game.

>>377987978
Dirt

>>377987889
SWR

A dreamcast opens a portal to another dimension

>MIDWAY
>MISBEHAVE
>DAMN THE TORPEDOES

>>377988102
*SRW

>>377988005
yes

>>377988102
Nep VII. I'm excited for the VR version

>>377988116
Blazing Angels

>>377987842
>>377987846
>>377987820
The plot's surprisingly engaging, but that's literally all the series has going for it.

>>377988210
Nope.
Hint: racing game.

>>377980207

Halo 1
bad guy is 343 guilty spark

>go to boarding school and solve mysteries
>one of the teachers is evil
>bad guy is defeated by reflecting his attacks off a mirror

>>377988304
Spyhunter

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>Hilary Clinton shoots herself

I'm not joking

>>377988354
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

>>377983121
SS13?

>photographer trying to make some cash
>get dropped off, now to find a scoop
>mexican man stares at you
>turns out he is badman
>spend whole game with token hot girl and black man trying to find him
>find him
>military comes in
>TIMETOESCAPE.JPEG
>most inconvenient thing happens
>hesdeadjim.mp4
>NOT THE CANON ENDING OOOOOO

>taken prisoner, about to be executed
>dont get executed
>have to save the world
>travel to afterlife to kill a dragon
>save the world
>the end

>have sex, wake up the next day
>oh shit, contracted some virus or someshit
>almost get executed
>pale businessman makes you run errands
>find a box and blow up a skyscraper

>>377980098
>find bad guy
>he's not actually the bad guy
>find bad guy
>he's not actually the bad guy
>find bad guy
>he's not actually the bad guy
>find bad guy
>bad guy is god

>>377988342
Guilty Spark is still alive.

>>377988490
that sounds like dragons dogma

>>377988418
Skyrim

>>377988359
Still no

>perform mundane tasks while murdering people to meet people who are better at murdering people
>dude mad libs are fucking hilarious
>brood lad lips are totally hamburgers
>DON'T GET PUNCHED
>45 second minimum intro for a 5 minute timed boss fight
>oh oopsie its a collectathon if you want to actually beat it. enjoy that boss battle faggot

>>377988418
Why did you make me think about skyrim anon?

>wash up on island
>island is actually a ship
>humans are actually aliens
>one party member turns out to be a goddess and you fight another evil goddess and save the world

>>377988359
Hydro Thunder?

Youre takin me through my childhood trying to figure this shit out

>Rescue a princess
>Rescue a friend
>Get attacked by afforementioned friend
>Escape to another country and fight their civil war
>Die

>>377988102
>>377988184
Incorrect

>>377988609
>>377988530
woops

>>377988609
Ya' got it.

>>377981078
Rising Storm 2: Vietnom

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>>377988418
Skyrim

>>377988443
VtMB.

>>377987305
Prey

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>>377980098
>"nah fuck you!"
>"nah fuck you!"
>"nah fuck you!"
>"nah fuck you!"
>"nah fuck you!"
>"nah fuck you!"

>>377986769
Prey?

>go in for a non-invasive medical procedure
>die a thousand deaths

>>377988880
nope

Noble voice: FUCK YOU

>>377988906
SOMA

>>377987146
>VTM:B

>You died or are implied to die on most endings
>You dont really give a shit about personal spaces
>Because of one misterious letter in your room you decide embark on a trip in search for you're waifu from years ago
>The reason for the letter was for you to search for her
>The entire gameTrue end was a girl leading you on to encounter and marry her at the end. You just truly met her for like 5 minutes before this happens

>>377988906
SOMA

>>377988969
yes

>>377986029
FFIV?

>slav dude tells you to go somewhere
>it's dark as fuck, monsters everywhere
>everybody lives the hobo-life
>reach my destination, nobody cares
>join a group of elite soldiers that help me
>kill more monsters
>climb a tower and nuke some niggers

>>377989052
metro 2033

>>377989052
S.T.A.L.K.E.R

>>377987146
akibastrip

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>Dating sim
>Try to date one of the girls, finish her route
>Cool, let's try the next girl
>Land on the first girl's route again
>Okay, must of fucked up. Let's try again
>Land on the first girl's route
>First girl starts making references to things that haven't happened in the game yet or have happened but in the other routes
>Chalk it up the game's writer lacking internal consistency
>Finally make it to the other girl's route
>Sex scenes galore
>Everything suddenly goes to shit
>First girl murders everyone with a baseball bat
>Even your dog
>First girl wants to know why you keep trying to abandon her
>MC says he has no idea what she's talking about
>First girl says she's not talking to him
>She's talking to you
>YOU
>The player
>She's fallen in love with the player and has been actively fucking with the game to try and stop you from dating the other girls
>Locks down the game to prevent you from saving or loading
>Game only has her scenes now
>Can't even exit out of the game
>Only way to get out is to contact the developers and have them give you a patch that will delete one character's route from the game permanently

>Do you choose to kill off the psycho bitch who loves you or the slut that has all the sex scenes?

It's a pretty great trip, watch and be amazed at the power of crazy bitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXcwYgoGR0E

>>377983478
yes

>>377989105
correct.

>>377989031
nah, but it is an FF, link to the fight
https://youtu.be/nt3wkZitRKM?t=223

>>377989167
Didn't know about the developer patch.
Good to know that you can kill off that fucking psycho cunt.

>>377989160
Yeh

>MC is a good guy but acts like a douchebag sometimes
>Almost everyone he meets try to kill, capture or beat him up
>His life is suffering
>Gets no real closure
>Gets replaced with another MC

>>377988409
Dead Rising

>be on space station
>everything's falling apart, decide to leave
>creepy black guy follows you around the place
>most people and ships have left a long time ago
>find a shuttle, black dude brought his hood rat bros
>somehow manage to flee anyway

>>377989052
>>377989128
close, but I'm almost positive that's Metro 2033

>who the fuck am I
>Oh god not Yuri lowenthai
>Oh wait I remember im fucking fabulous

>wake up in a motel because you're a poor loser piece of shit
>end up fighting the twin brother you didn't even know you had because you got too far into a scam because you really wanted to bone some chick

>>377990121
>D-downward dog!?

>>377987656
damn no one? Heres a hint

>it was also a tv show

>>377984651
>Etrian Odyssey 3
Obliged.

>>377984618
>>377986285
think more abstractly

>>377988598
Here's a hint: it's part of a popular RPG series. Not Final Fantasy.

>>377990343
It was too obvious. That game is easy mode because no other game is that insane, I swear to god.

>>377990121
I NEED MORE POWER

>be american
>get shot
>find the shooter
>shoot him

>>377990619
>You start out by killing a Beatles reference
>You end up killing a small child who turns into a big guy who turns into a hot air balloon

>>377989167
>>377989401
>killing her
>not knowing that she actually loves you
>if you don't play the game for years it sends her into a spiraling depression

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>>377988383
vanquish, obvi

>flamboyant glorious golden S&M moonlord comes down from the moon to mess with your women
>kill him cause he's cramping your style
>he's not dead (?)
>he's also your brother (?)
>kill him for real this time (??)
>become moonlord, lord of the moon
>time is convoluted
>you were him and he was you (???)
>???

>>377990646
Intentional?

>>377990738
What game? Only Suda51/Grasshopper games I've played and beaten are the two NMH games.

>>377991316
see
>>377981702

>>377991387
I don't get it. but then there's a lot about that game I didn't get.
who is the Colonel?

>>377991604
He's the dude that briefs you in Episode 9, where you fight the giant in Area 51.

>>377991679
oh christ, right.

don't forget the unicorn and the vampire that eats vampires and the Alice in Wonderland knockoff and the Little Steam Engine of Murder That Could

christ what a game

>>377991339
That *is* from the 2nd NMH game.
First guy you kill is Skelter Helter, right? Last boss being that kid who turns into a super hero and then into a parade balloon?

>>377989982
Tales of the Abyss?

>>377991846
Oh fuck, you're right. I'm not sure how that went over my head.

Then again, I didn't like the second game as much as the first, so maybe I just wasn't really thinking of it.

>some dude with a parachute has to overthrow a communists regime

>>377991802
>>377991604
>>377991387
>>377991316
Is this Killer is Dead? I really need to finish that.

>>377983216
Nier

>>377993174
ye

>you work for the bad guy
>go around fucking shit up, opening up pillars that let your master travel around
>master meets a dog who becomes her friend
>dog dies to a literal who character that turned out to be the incredible hulk
>master sacrifices herself to revive the dog

>>377987136
Far Cry 4 my dude

>>377981195
Dangan?

>>377986567
Furi

>>377981195
For Honor

>>377991998
Nah bud try again

>fish waifu

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>>377980180
No Man's Guy

>>377998098
Breath of the Wild

>>377985615
darksiders 2