which race did you choose and why i chose khajiit because furfag

>>377961290
go to bed timmy

dunmer because fuck all you nwah pieces of shit

>>377961290
Redguard

Cause
WE
WAS...


nah I just like playing a sexy black assassin chick with a heart of gold that she stole.

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>>377961290

Argonian, so I could roleplay a ninja shadowscale.
Also, they make great Stealth Archers.

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>>377961290
the one with the best racial

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>>377962457
>Also, they make great Stealth Archers.

>>377961410
came here to second this

>>377961290
I played a Dunmer in Morrowind
An Imperial in Oblivion
And a Nord in Skyrim

Sue me.

>>377961410
I'm a telvanni dunmer piece of shit

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Either a tiger-pattern Khajiit or a basic-bitch-looking Argonian
I hate elves with a passion, and all the rest of the races are too potato faced, so cats and lizards are my pick

>>377961290

Breton, because I'm a smarmy douche, and it's fun being the strain of humanity that can outcast elves AND resist their shitty magic.

>>377961290
S-same.

Buff Nord every time.

>>377961290
Todd

WHERES THE FUCKING SEX MODS FOR THE SPECIAL EDITION

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Argonian because they are the best.

>>377961410
mah n'wah

>>377961290
If you're talking Skyrim then Imperial joining Stormcloaks.

>>377961290
>>377966810

But anons, khajiit make terrible heroes.

They make much better special friends.

>>377964560
I always play the main race first for the most vanilla experience. It's easy to role play in later playthroughs when you have that nominal baseline first. There were a lot of parts in Skyrim that don't make any sense if you're not a Nord unless you have some creative backstory cooked up already or make sure to do things in a certain order.

>>377967468
another reason why i chose khajiit

>>377961290
Dunmer because the Ebonheart Pact is the best quest line, but I didn't want to be a slave or a savage.

>>377967704
Skyrim's so bland and diluted that you can do anything even as another race though. They handwave a lot of things so much.

>>377961290
Breton because I want to be a smol magic girl.

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>>377961290
i made an argonian for my gay self insert

>>377961290
>Mephala's Blade

truly Furshits are the scum of the world.

>>377966917
This desu.

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I just think playing as animals are cute and fun but we can never seem to have them anymore because no one buys those games and just spawns porn from them.

>>377969901
i like playing as animals too but i dont like how people make porn of it too

>>377961290
the human feet turn me off of the beast races. morrowind was better in that regard

Currently playing as a Redguard because niggers.

>>377970296
Oldrim had a http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/51097/?

>>377970439
This is an essential mod

>>377966673
ditto,
25% mag resist and dragonskin is too good

>>377969901
>>377970257
you do realize people make porn out of anything right

>>377971389
i never said its all bad :)

>>377971389
I'm fine with the porn. It's just big developers seem to be scared of it. So we really only see them in indie games.

>>377972014
not so much as scared, but they need to pander to the lowest common denominator

I play an Argonian werewolf. Any time I find a nice pond or lake, I take a refreshing dip naked, and bring a manwhore to fuck on the shore.

>>377961290
I play any race as long as I can make them into a good Stealth Archer.

>>377961290
thinking of making a khajit h2h build nest playthrough

>>377972134
This. It's not that they are afraid, it's that it's a lot more work that they don't want to put in, just for the majority to not even play them.

>>377975258

I don't know, including a furry race seems like a pretty easy way to tap a market with a history of paying silly amounts of money for stuff related to their tastes.

>>377961290
Argonian in Oblivion because I wanted to be green and a lizard.

Altmer in Skyrim because disdain for humies.

>>377975591
pretty small compared to normalfags

>>377962457
Is that fucking Reptile from MK

Daily reminder that unlike Khajiit, Argonian are fair and fine citizens. During the reign of Tiber Septim many of them held high ranking jobs in various guilds and even in the Empire itself.

>>377976068
Also I want to fuck them

>>377976227
same ;)

>>377976068

While Argonians do possess many qualities that make excellent citizens, I don't feel in good conscience that we can turn our backs on our special friends.

>>377969420

>Bethesda's TES games will never look this good because they'll never get rid of their shit ass fucking engine to adopt a properly optimized and well-programmed engine instead
>TES is forever doomed to steadily worsening mediocrity

I just want someone to step in and topple Bethesda from atop the pillar of FPS fantasy RPGs already and properly scratch my itch.

>>377975591
The thing is most furries are huge normalfags who only play extremely accessible and well known games. The majority don't play the games at all, and know about 'furry' vidya characters purely through the porn.

>>377961290
any race as long as the class is uninstall wizard

>>377977229

TESO effectively butchered the fucking shit out of any pre-existing lore. If Zenimax demands Bethesda ties the next game in with events from TESO despite Todd himself expressing distaste in the MMO, you can pretty much assume TES is done.

>>377977229
I'd rather have a shitty modular engine if it means more dongs and sex mods

I choose whichever race the region belongs to.

>>377977670

You can have modulation in any engine that isn't Gamebryo.

Witcher 3 had a somewhat similar method of handling mods.

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Be a fucking man and download the Battletoad race.

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Orc Woman, cause I want one to dom me and to use my dick.

>>377977823
You can, but since it's not the norm by any means and because paid mods didn't take off for Bethesda, I doubt if they went with a new engine it would have anywhere near the same support from the community

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>>377977963

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>>377978058

>>377961290
Why aren't furries banned on sight?

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>>377961290

Thalmor, because I'm a gay asshole and hate stealth archery.

I try and RP as an Altmer who is a huge weeaboo for Ayleid culture.

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>>377961290
Argonian. The idea of hiding away from problems in a river is very appealing to me.

>>377969901
>sea shell shield for a mouse

that's... actually kind of cute

>>377961290
Dunmer because I played a spearnord in Morrowind.

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>>377969420
>tail armour

why is their never any tail armour?

>>377979934
Why should you armor a tail? Tails grow back.

>>377980217
I don't think so Tim.

>>377980217

You don't want that shit getting mangled or cut off. It fucks with your balance and kills your sex appeal.

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Argonian because they are objectively the best first and because I want to fuck them second.

Bosmer or Orsimer lady, usually.

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>>377980724
>>377980805
But tails grow back

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>>377981012
It takes a lot of precious energy and resources for a lizard to grow their tail back anon
Energy is really tough to get when you're cold-blooded

>>377961290
Female Khajiit because Katya.

>>377977963
Why are Orcfuckers the best posters in lewd TES threads? Through the years I have not seen one bad poster that wants to have sex with an Orc woman.

>>377982019
They usually don't overstay their welcome.

>>377979934
You can just hide the tail behind your leg

Elves are only good for one thing.

>>377982019
Because you want to fuck orcs too.

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>>377980217
>>377981012
>Crested geckos have the best tails out of any lizard aside from a Uromastyx
>They dont grow back
Evolution really assfucked them

>>377979934
The tail is behind the lizard
If the tail is getting chopped or hit, they're dealing with bigger problems than losing a tail

>>377982203
I'm an treelizardfucker though

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>>377982296
Poor geckos

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>>377982513
Day geckos are superior

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>>377982201

>>377961290
Khajiit because I like cats and werepeople are neat. Also because I intended to become an ironic werewolf in Skyrim like a douchebag because that's the level of humor I operate on.

I made a Breton on another run just to be a normie human with a good passive.

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>not master race

>>377979934
Maybe it makes more sense in lore (or maybe it doesn't. I don't think there are any mentions of large scale Argonian fighting styles) but in game fights large enough to merit tail protection don't exist.

>>377982731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMZMCOtj-b0

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>>377979934
Scale mail.

>>377982609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtiKq69xPV8

>>377961290
argonian because lizards are cool

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What games let me play as a racoon?

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>>377982919

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>>377983285
I think you need to leave.

>>377983424
they're better than people.
more intelligent, more beautiful, longer lifespans.

>>377983285
None
Barely any games let you play as any animal, let alone a raccoon. Now get back to wallowing in misery like the rest of us.

>>377961290
I choose Argonians because Bethesda sucks at making humans and faces so with a reptilian there's no expectation, they also have shiny shaders to distract you more away from needing to replicate realism.

>>377983285

I believe there's a Diablo knockoff that lets you play as that specific raccoon, actually.

Marvel Heroes, I think it's called.

>>377980850

>Ctrl F
>Orsimer
>1 result

oh ok :(

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What games have more interesting beast race options than TES series?

>>377982609
too bad they hate being touched unlike other geckos that will tolerate it like cresteds. I've heard that some day geckos will chew off skin where you touched them because it is so irritating to their skin

>>377981012
>>377981272
also the tail that grows back is cartilaginous instead of bone, usually a tiny bit shorter, and duller in color

Argonian because I non-sexually like lizardmen.

>>377983961
In addition to sexually liking them, of course.

>>377975874
yes

>>377984042
when will we get to see tsaesci in elder scrolls? I want a snek girl to coil around me

>>377983801
No they actually thrash around to the point of ripping their own skin

>>377983285
sly cooper

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>>377961290
Argonian because I am a furfag with actual taste.

Thick Argonian tails

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Remember, if given a chance to always choose the master race: Dragon race

>>377983704

source of the image? Google failed me

>>377985738
same i need to know :P

>>377985738
>>377985796
My furfag expirience tells me it is made by Neilos

>>377985861
your a life saver mate :P

>>377985938

I don't know who that is

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>>377985665
Name 17 games that do this.

>>377985996
tumblr its a furry artist
neilos

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>>377969420
>>377967052
>>377980809
>>377984953
get in your cages filthy slaves. i hear there are buyers looking for more workers to fill their mines

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>>377986135
I see. Are there any Argonian workers who need their mines filled?

>>377986253
l-lewd

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>>377986253
Me, but I'm not actually gay, I'm only slave gay.

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>>377986462
As long as the quest reward is good.

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>>377986253
ahahaha it takes a cataclysmic meteor, volcano eruption, earthquakes, and demon invasion to even allow you filthy swamp dwellers to challenge us. and then you get btfo by one house. tell me again what you are going to do? thats right go fetch me my kwama eggs and here i have a nice little bracer for you.

>>377961290
breton for that sweet magic resistance.

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>>377983285
Someone needs to make a rocket edit of this

>>377961290
Nord almost every single time. In my last playthrough I made a Khajit for a change and I enjoyed it a lot too.

>>377986914
indeed

>>377986085
Eye of the Dragon
Dragon commander
NeverwinterNights 1,2 with mods
Skyrim with mods
Wonder boy
Dark souls
Spyro 1,2,3
Thanatos
blazing dragons
Dragon spirit
Hoard
Fire Emblem Awakening
Breath of Fire III
Divinity: Ego draconis
Panzer Dragoon(to some degree)
Drakan(to some degree)

I used to be Bosmer because I'm a stealthfag, but then I gained a seething hatred of elves so now I roll Imperial.

>>377986914
THICC

>>377983596
Future Fight is miles better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ5sIypNVyo

>>377986914

T H I C C

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>>377986998
Oh. Th...thanks.

>>377986802
>kidnap weak argonian individuals from the outskirts of the swamp
>WE WUZ SLAVE MASTERS
Dumner truly are a blight upon Nirn.

>>377967052
I never wanted to be one, but I have so much goddamn respect for them after they went fucking ballistic during the Oblivion Crisis.

>>377986135
>dun "every other race gets with our wives" mer
>dun "every member of our race is a useless piece of trash except for half of one gay guy" mer
>dun "dun in by a volcano" mer
L O L

>>377987214
How could you possibly catch an Argonian in a swamp? That seems nigh impossible.

>>377977549
funny you say that, since I'd argue TESO was more fun than Skyrim

>>377987214
>stupid argonians keep going to edge of the swamp

>>377985665
I want to do something with those pecs

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>if at least one argonian is included in sex, no matter the creature, the child will always be argonian
>can procreate with everything, just like dragons in fantasy settings

>>377987867
so if the female is human, would she not get pregnant and instead push out eggs, or would the argonian baby be pushed out like a mammal

>>377987867
>if at least one argonian is included in sex, no matter the creature, the child will always be argonian
where did you get that?

>>377961290
Bosmer because sexy elven archer thief is fun times.

People are fine using Saxleel names, how come some argonians still use stringed words like Has-Massive-Pecs?

>>377988913
>Has-Massive-Pecs
Where do I find this Argonian?

>>377969420
You know, this is actually really accurate to Argonian armor. It's very light and nimble, the only thing I'd remove would be some of the droopy bits, but besides that it's pretty gud.

>>377989107
exposed chest tho

>>377987850
Elaborate in detail.

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>>377961290

>pick up Argonian
>barely any water content

I always pick my race according to their racial abilities. If it can swim, fly, or do something out of the ordinary, i instantly make one of them. Too bad there's barely any vidya that has races that aren't just reskinned human.

>>377989000
maybe it's this guy >>377967052

>>377961290
nord because i'm not a dumbass

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>>377986135
HOL UP HOL UP SO LIKE
*smacks whips*
YOU BE SAYAN
*loses culture*
LIKE, HOL UP
*gods abandon you*
IT BE LIKE
*wife fucked by slaves*
LIKE AN, UH
*removes Hlaalu from power*
UH UH UH
*begs for land from humans*
LIKE WE UH
*dead crab does more to prevent daedric invasion than your actual military*
SUMMA SORTA
*lives in a shack*
LIKE, SUM SORT OF
*loses xenophobia when you need to rely on other races*
GODS 'N SWITTTTT?

>>377986135
>That Argonian

HE DABBIN

>>377987036

Haven't played it-I don't play a lot of iOS/Android stuff-but I'll take your word for it.

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>>377961290
I usually choose the race tied to the province of the game, then use other races with bias towards the human races 'cus I'm boring like that

>>377989202
rub them

>>377989189
Did you ever read the book about two guys taking up a military contract to create armor for argonians?

One makes really nice, super cool looking armor with all this rare metal that he collected, and showed it off.

The other guy made something outta some leather. It won because Argonians are a very dexterous race that rely on speed and agility more than brute strength. The original armor would be great for humans, but not for argonians.

>hero forge has a wolf man base
I made so many slutty male warriors, especially seeing as theres a bulge underwear option.

>>377989676
I didn't say he should wear heavy clothing, I said he needed some protection to the chest.

especially when I molest him from behind

>>377989738
If you molest him from behind, he would need more armor on his ass, not his chest.

Besides, Argonians usually rely on hiding in bushes and stealth archery. Imagine a thousand stealth archers vs a thousand armored dudes.

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Whats your ideal date with a husbando animal dude like /v/?

>>377987142
I can't look at Toothless the same way again after all those nightfury porn

>>377989902
Video games and then sex, of course.

>>377989861
when I molest from the back, I grab their pectorals and massage them so they lower their guard from the fuzziness

>>377989861
>the warrior also beats stealth archers, but it cannot find the stealth archer

>>377989952
whod be on top?

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This is the most popular fucking thread.
how?

>>377990049
Argonians make threads popular.

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>>377990035
I'm a guy and he's a guy.

We can do both.

>>377989996
So Black Marsh is basically if you took Dark Soul's Toxic, then put a thousand stealth archers all around, and on top of that, put a bunch of high level enemies as the regular grinding fodder.

It's a shit place but they live there because they can.

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>>377990049
Beats me

>>377990106
this.

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Orcs because simplistic spinesplitter is the best first playthrough.

>>377990215
do you think Madesi whores himself a lot

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>>377990215
Give sauce

>>377990049
With nothing interesting in it. What a waste of time.

>>377990267
He doesn't need to.
>>377990285
https://e621.net/post/show/181325

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>>377990161
>Dark Souls swamp with ghost archers from Ringed City

I play cats when I wanna jump high and punch shit.
I play anything else when I wanna do anything else.

>>377990434
It's TES logic too, stealth archers do like 5x damage

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>>377990429
Thanks fag.

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>>377990470

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>>377989223
because min/max fags like you would just ruin it immediately

I wonder if touching the tail would give a tingling sensation

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>>377961290
Khajiit are best race.

Second best race is Lykaios.

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>>377962457
>>377961290

>Rolled Argonian randomly
>Made him black and edgy looking
>Ended up going stealth/1 handed and backstabbing shit for days
>Dark brotherhood and thieves guild were a blast
>"You remind me of the shadow scales, from the old history"

I mean I had no idea they were actually a thing but it was pretty cool in the end, loved being a thieving snake man.

>>377977229
Since Bethesda owns Id you'd think they'd have access to some better tech.

Oh well, at least we get lots of mods even if the game itself is kludgy.

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>>377983285
Do you really not know?

>>377991429
neat, game?

>>377969420
Would kiss, massage and worship his scaly feet.

>>377991497
Doesn't exist

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Why are lizardmen so powerful

Breton, it I roleplay a lot as different races
>selfish khajiit skooma addict and dwemer enthusiast
>outcast nord berserker who makes his armor and weapons from hunted animals
>newly risen corpse who becomes a necromancer
>thalmor spy disguised as a merc working for the stormcloaks waiting to stab Ulfric in the back with ebony blade

>>377991543
>Not digitigrade
Gross

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>>377991636
They need to compensate for being so ugly!

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>>377991779
They are not ugly. Delete this.

>>377991779
>head of a lizard
>body of a nigger
I can't get off to this

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>>377991779
I love playing as ugly races.
Maximum immersion.

>>377991429
time to molest each

>>377991717
I'm not a snob, I just really like the feet on Scaly Studs, from Reptile to Lizardman.

>>377991779
>Lizard
>has nipples
Into the trash.

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Would you marry a lizard?

>>377992151
>not wanting suckable tits on a man-reptile when you two share body heat

>>377978229
>altmer
muh nigga conjured weapons and muffle only no armor high elf dickhead who backstabs everyone is the best way to play

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>>377992232
Of course

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>>377987867
mother always determines race of child in TES
exceptions exist for prolonged decades long campaigns of organized fucking (see: bretons)

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>>377992324
I'm not some loser degenerate animal fucker like you, faggot freak.

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>>377989996
BALANCE

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>female armor

>>377992916
even without the sexual connotation, you're arguing about biology of a fictional creature

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>>377992956

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>>377993047
Yeah whatever, fag.

>I HAVE A MASCOT FETISH PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME INTERNET STRANGERS

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>>377961290
Nord because I like to self-insert

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>>377992145

>>377993176
Who are you quoting?

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>>377961290
Because buff cat is my thing

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>>377992151
Argonian tits contain hist sap that lets their hatchlings grow up big and strong. Without nipples they wouldn't be able to suck it out.

Or if you are a non-argonian, you can suck 'em and go on hallucinogenic trip. If bedding an argonian chick doesn't sound appealing to you, just start with the tits and the hist sap will take care of the rest.

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What are some races that you wish games would let you play, but are guaranteed to never be a real option unless it's nothing more than portraits?

>>377993418
>has to mention he's a furry in the OP
go cry if i've offended your faggy fetish

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>>377994115
You're the only one crying here anon, everyone else is having fun.

>>377994115
It's gonna be okay, anon.

>>377994297
>>377994261
>we aren't upset but will reply because you said something we don't like

>>377994297
>>377994261
Very clearly upset

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>>377994389
>>377994425
Shhh shhh, no crying now baby. It's all going to be alright, we're not mad at you

>>377977229
> a bloo bloo bloo I promise I know what engines and shaders are!

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>>377994115
I just want to clarify that having a mascot fetish and being attracted to animal people are two different things, but I agree that anyone who admits to being a furfag anywhere deserves to be shit on.

>>377994474
>i'm not mad
>i'll just keep replying because you insulted my autistic fetish
this is transparent my dude

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>>377994389
>>377994425

>>377994474
>I-i'm not upset
>I-i'm just going to spam lizard men to validate myself after you insulted my lust for cartoons!
lmao
don't reply to these losers

>>377985938
> :P
gas the newfaggot kike

>>377961290
Ahnassi is the best

>>377994631
Furries have taken a lot of shit here. We don't like your fucking tone. We want a safe thread to discuss our community; so get the FUCK out and leave us to it, /v/ furry nao!

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>>377989470
at least they arent the niggers of TES :^)

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>>377994556
>>377994631
You cute little buttboys still haven't said why you decided to go into AND stay in this thread.

Is it just to get replies from little ole me or are you actually enjoying this thread? You know, it's all anonymous. Nobody will care or judge

>>377993787
I did not give you permission to post that cat

>>377994695
Why are you falseflagging furries? They already get hated with good reason.

>>377994739
to make fun of you clearly
sorry it upset you, I know furries like to spam here to try and feel liked

>>377994739
I wasn't going to stay until you ranted at people for displaying a majority opinion on 4chan

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I would post some lewd argonian gifs but this is /v/

>>377994951
wow you are such a saint
totally not begging for people to ask you to for some attention

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>>377994885
You don't need to make up reason to stay, anon. No one's judging you here.

>>377994951
Argonians are /v/ related and you're not gonna get banned for lewds. Do what you want hombre.

>>377994710
nigmer

>>377995007
Except you because I don't validate your stupid fetishes of course
If you really are so pathetic you need the last word here you can have it

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>>377995001
its 12 am anon, if I wanted attention I would try.

I'm just bored

>>377994951
Trash has a scaly thread do it there.

>>377995109
go for a fucking jog or something then you absolute degenerate

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>>377995108
Of course you don't. You certainly aren't enjoying yourself or anything.

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>>377994808
>>377994885
I'm not sure what you're trying to say here, /v/ has had several barely subtle gfur threads that hit hundres of posts in the past couple months and one of the mods is even gay himself.

I think going back to /a/ or /pol/ would suit you better or maybe 8gags /v/.

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>>377995125
head on over and I'll post some if not all, gotta work tomorrow

>>377995196
You mean those threads that get hundreds of replies and about 50 unique IPs? Funny that isn't it?

why are people screeching anyway?

there's that one janitor who deletes any sight of furry even if it's thread related at around early noon time in burgerland

>>377995179
this reminds me of when loli and gurofags used to pretend everyone liked their shit
degenerates are just insane

>>377995287
>no one ever lurks and faps
stupid IPposters

>>377995392
Cool that it's impossible to prove that claim

>>377995325
like they should

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>this will never happen to me

>>377995287
Usually around double that actually.

>>377995287
And how come you would know that anon? Most sensible people wouldn't keep going into furry threads if they hate them so much. I think you might be slightly retarded.
Or in the closet perhaps.

Actually you know what, you're right. I think /v/ does need more quality threads, not this thrash.
I'll go and make a Farcry 5 thread right now or maybe one about 2Bs ass or maybe one of those "this is X, say something nice about her".

>>377995539
When you have to lie, you know personally that what you are saying can't be true. So regardless of what you say now, i've won

>>377995491
so why complain

and why go into threads you don't like

>>377995591
I go in so I can see that my thoughts about you fags are correct
And the classic "other people spam and annoy people which means you can't get annoyed at me for doing it" argument

>>377995201
>>377995125

posted and goodnight

RIP thread you got ruined yet again

though I guess most responders are asleep now

>>377995664
Why make threads that aren't meant to be here
It's not like i'm not allowed in, i'll ruin your thread if I want like furfags ruin pokemon ones

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>>377995380
I thought you told me I could have the last word. Pretending to be someone else doesn't mean you are a different person now.

>>377995813
>furry complains about a ruined thread
perfect example of irony

>>377995825
So your admitting you actually want it? Go ahead and literally prove how pathetic you are, you literally NEED this in place of an argument

>>377989223
>That unique Argonian swimming animation in Morrowind
>Even though a vast majority played it entirely in first person and it was only used by one race
>Missing from every other game even when they made (failed) attempts to give people reasons to use third person more often in later games
Still thought it was the tightest shit when I first noticed it as a kid.

>>377995817
>Why make threads that aren't meant to be here
>it's about a video game race
>>377995875
I do wonder if you know the irony of your own actions though, but I bet you don't even care.

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>>377995948
What is the argument? Tell me quick, I'm running out of SFW Argonians.

>>377995979
You can still use swimming in Oblivion and cast burden on enemies.

Skyrim of course, removed that.

>>377996080
What about my actions is ironic?

>>377991717
>We'll never get an updated version of Morrowind with improved animations, or better yet a new entry with a return of the digitigrade beast races

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>>377996147
Don't give the samefag more attention

>>377996172
>calling a furry complaining ironic while entering the thread to complain

>>377996280
>he says replying to himself
this is actually hilarious

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>>377969420
>Plantigrade

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>>377996280
It's an excuse to post images.

>>377996303
Yes because it was ironic for them to complain after all the threads they have ruined. I have never ruined a thread except this furfag one.

>>377996424
Well that's alright then since I ran out of my SFW argonians

>>377995325
God bless his soul.

>>377961290
I picked Khajiit in morrowind because it had the bonuses I was looking for, then I got into the lore and now I 'main' Khajiit in elder scrolls games. Furries are fucking disgusting though.

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Argonian
It's some my favorite lore in the games, and I think they're really cool

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>>377996514
How unfortunate

>>377996720
>nord
>argonian
>not absolute shit tier

boooooorrriiiiiiiiing

>>377996450
>all people are the same posters

I do like it how lately Argonians are relegated as "healer" race.

>>377996861
t. knife eared jew

>>377961290
Argonian
I want to say it's because they have neat lore, but really it's just because I want to fuck one in the ass

>>377961952
Are you me

I do wonder if Redguards are really black, since I've seen some in-game with lighter skin.

>>377997090
Same.
They seem to have some what of a middle eastern culture. Similar clothes, curved swords.

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>>377986135
what was that? i couldnt hear you over there on the other side of s̶o̶u̶t̶h̶e̶r̶n̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶r̶o̶w̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶ new argonia

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>>377961290
Argonian because coolest design + water/disease immunities.

Khajiit for when I want something cute to stare at.

>>377997335
naming too

even khajiit have that feel too, like people say they're gypsies but I also think they have the nomadic middle eastern people too

>>377997395
Khajit freak me out, they shouldn't be walking like that. Should be some law that forces them to walk around on four.

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>>377994752
>as in you planned to post them, or did I land in the stealth scalie barafag thread again?

>>377961290
Redguard mercenary hired to help the Stormcloaks uncuck themselves and fuck over the Aldmeri Dominion

>>377962457
That always seemed so odd to me. ALL Argonians born in the month of May are automatically assassins.

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>>377962457
>>377991341

>>377993978
You got insect races down. Also snekmen, non-humanoid shapes and unrestricted birds/dragons.

>>377997335
redguards are literally just blacks with arab culture because niggers in the real world have no culture or achievements

>>377999637
>>>/pol/

>>377999946
>Living in mud huts and scalping each other is a cultural achievement

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>all these degenerates in this thread
neck yourselves filthy furfags

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>>377999946
>not realizing there are red-pilled staff members in Bethesda's dev team

>>377993978
Bangaa, Nu Mou, and Moogles.
I know there's FFTA, but it feels a bit different moving racially shaped pieces on a chess board than actually controlling them.

An intelligent deathclaw side story in a Fallout game or something would be baller too.
Maybe a DLC thing where you switch between one and your own character while helping it escape and then you get to keep it as a follower after you finish.

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>>378000106
>neck yourselves
I don't speak nigger.

>>377961290
Lizard.
Because lizard.

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Whats going on in this thre---

Aw lawd

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Summer most of the time. Been especially enjoying it on ESO playimg Dunmer DK. hyped for the morrowind expansion

>>378001290
Does King actually have a tiger head or does he just wear a mask?

>>378001383
Yes

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>>378001450

>>378001383
its just a mask

>>378001615
If I pulled it off, would he die?

>>378001383
Depends on the game, the latter if it's an earlier release, the former if it's a later release. No fucking clue how that's explained in-universe. Armor King always had an animal head though.

>>378001687
Right, I guess it doesn't really matter it being Tekken and all. Thanks for informing me.

imperials because of the extra shekels

>>378001765
Yeah it's Tekken, far crazier shit has happened for sure.

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>>378001354
Dunmer*

>>378001916
Why is that lizard so smug

>>378002146
Because he's a lizard wizard.

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>>378002239

>>378002239
I want his magic missile.
And by that I mean I want him to hit me with his arcane powers so that I fucking die

>>378002365
Pretty gay dude.

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Why don't lizardmen real

>>378002454
Because Earth is Hell and we are here to suffer for our sins

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>>378002491
stop this