CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON

>>377942690
Give me the wood

>>377942690
Belt.

>>377942690
What are the stats on the belt and broom?

>not collecting the 100 twigs to make a mighty faggot

>>377943878
Belt has high dps and gives you another option for your other hand, broom has more range and a chance for piercing damage but is two handed.

>>377942690
does the power cable have lighting damage?

>>377942690
The stick

>Not using weapon mod item to combine belt and sandal

Plebs all of you.

>>377944141
Broom it is.
Sometimes that range and piercing really help

>>377944141
You must be a woman if you can be pierced by a bunch hairs on a stick. My masculine body would never allow such a thing to happen. Might I add that my penis is larger than average.

Am I wearing shoes? If not I'll pick the flipflop, I don't want to exhaust my feet

>>377942690

When is the wooden spoon DLC?

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I'll take the floor.

I wanna learn the broom, but is the damage output good?

>>377942690
Belt, I will be called Beltmont I'm using the strongest whip type weapon.

stick because stick always win

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>>377944251
>not charger + stick

Heretics will pay the price

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>Nobody chose the sandal
You fags have forgotten your roots!

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>>377944565
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

>>377944390
Let's see you take a stab from the broom handle in the solar plexus. Not the fucking brush end.

>>377944565
>LET'S ROCK

>>377942690

The wood

>>377944569
Only with the cleanliness perk and you need to factor in STR.

It's like DDA Cataclysm all over again.

I'll take the meme finesse build coat hanger

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Belt is OP as fuck.
Sandal only works if you play a female character and then it's stronger than belt.

>>377944404
>i'm in a roleplaying game but i can't decide if i'm wearing shoes or not
>please game, tell me if i have shoes
fucking nu-gamers i swear to g*d

>>377942690
Can I use the hanger to stealth hang enemies or is at boomerang type weapon?

Wood>Broom>Belt>Cable>Sandal>>>>Hanger>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stick

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>>377942690
yall mothafuckas never been hit with an extension cord. You just fucking feel it like holy hell the stingin
>mfw

>>377942690
LA CHANCLA JAJAJA

SSS Tier
Wooden Spoon
Belt

S Tier
Sandal (if latino woman)

A Tier
Wood
Cord

B Tier
Broom


C Tier
Sandal (if male)
Hanger

D Tier
Branch

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>>377942690
The plank.

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