RABBID MARIO WAS REAL

>>377941868
gay game

switch sucks

I thought rabbids were dead?

>>377941868
Ubisoft is making a Mario game and already it has major quality issues.

What a timeline we live in.

Doesn't Liam own Nintendoworldreport? Ten bucks he made the whole the thing up to make up for him not getting a single Switch leak right

At this point the I think the bad-ass princess is the bigger cliche, but whatever

I refuse to buy anything Rabbids because it killed one of my favourite series of all time

This is an Ubisoft game.
Not a Nintendo game.

That's why its using this sort of language.

>>377941868
>A conservative universe? No more
don't tell me nintendo of all companies is dabbling with politics now

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>>377941868
>swearing
>in a Mario game

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>>377941868
Britbong's thread last night has already talked about this game
And 99% of the comments were as expected: "This game is shit, why not Rayman instead"
And I'm following suit, fuck Ubi. Rayman is dead again and Rabbids is going to kill gaming mascots, first with Mario.

>The game is presented as an RPG that mixes exploration and turn-based combat.
>turn-based combat
get in the fucking bin

>>377942124
then why is it humor and not humour?

>>377942201
Do you even know the meaning of words?

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>>377941868
>Genre: Crazy combat adventure

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If you honestly think this game won't sell by the fucking millions you're too far jaded in /v/ hugbox

Children will eat this shit up so fucking fast, it's literally engineered to appeal to them. This will sell more Switches than Zelda did.

>>377942201
I've all ways loved the Mario universe for the strong European society they have (all human characters have blue eyes with some having blonde hair and red hair)

>>377941868
Fucking disgusting. Fuck off Nintendo.

>>377942463
What did they etc.

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>>377941868
Fuck these jaded assholes. I'll give any new Mario based rpg a chance.

You guys are aware this is just promo slides not meant to be shown to the public right?

Also yes Jewbisoft has horrible spellcheck

>>377942625

I agree
I want to judge by gameplay first
People are just angry because HURR RABBIDS ARE BAD and buttmad Paper Mario fags

The rabbids aren't that bad in small doses
People forget Rabbids Go Home was a really good game

The fucking Minions meme is what's making people upset

>>377941868
I still won't believe it until it's official.

>>377942625

It's developed by Ubisoft's D- tier team, expect something very mediocre.

>Trannies
>Edgelord Mario
>Feminist Peach

Thank you, western culture, for ruining a Japanese IP that was doing just fine without you.

>>377941868
What pisses me off more is the people who defend this shit here. I guess you guys love Ubisoft now. Buncha faggots

>>377941868
>A distressed princess?
>So cliche
I don't even need to look up for details to know this is not being developed in Japan.
Anyways, when was the last time a Mario game was developed overseas?

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>>377942830
>The rabbids aren't that bad in small doses
There has been Rabbids shilling for 10 years fucking faggot.
Rabbids killed Rayman 4
Rabbids killed 3D Rayman

fuck off.

>>377942505
I would agree, but Ubi has left Rabbids dormant for too long. They've lost their relevancy.

>>377943118
The original Rabbids and Go Home are both good games. Sure they killed Rayman but they still had some good games.

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>>377943017
Crossdressing isn't anything new for Nintendo anon.

What the fuck is a turtle shelf

>>377943103
Probably those shitty Phillips CD-i games

>>377942625
>I'll give any new Mario based rpg a chance.
>after Color Trash and Paper Jam

>>377943118
2D Rayman was always best.

>>377943256

They have their own cartoon series which is three seasons in for whatever reason.

>>377943412
Fucking this.

>>377943460
>>377943328
The original trilogy was always best.
And we lost the 4th installment
Thanks to Rabbids
fuck them.

>>377942201
I dodnt actually think someone would be stupid enough to be triggered by that

>>377943103
>Anyways, when was the last time a Mario game was developed overseas?
Mario vs. Donkey Kong games are made by NST, which is American.

>complains about coarse language by using coarse language

So racist Mario is gonna be a real game then?

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>>377941868
Is that tranny Rabbid taking a fucking selfie? God, how can you make a more dated game?

>>377943835

Selfies are very much still a thing.

As ever second pass, at least 30 selfies have been taken as we speak.

>>377943463
Huh, I had no idea. I'd expect them to shit out more games to coincide with it.

>>377943017
>birdo crossdressed in superstar saga

>>377944047
Selfies are going to drop out of being a pop culture thing though, and trans-trending will come to an end.

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>>377942625
>trusting first party Nintendo and UBISOFT with a modern Mario RPG

>>377941868
>>No conservatism
Typical Ubisoft.

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>A CONSERVATIVE UNIVERSE? NO MORE
>Humor and self mockery
How to jump-start the death of your IP

>>377941868
Honestly, the thing that annoys me about Ubisoft is that they more than anyone else are willing to explore interesting and underutilized settings.

And then they fuck it up.

If this is real, it has the setup for a good Mario RPG

>defiance of standard Mario setting conventions
>use of guns as a form of combat(albeit with predecessors like Geno's gun-arms and Yoshi Safari

Now, the Rabbids are a concerning part. Dialogue-light slapstick is a good fit for Mario(e.g. SMRPG, Mario & Luigi series) so it could go well, but at the same time, it could fall flat.

>>377944186
Why can't it be a girl rabbid?

Are you actually autistic?

>>377941868
>Confirmed.
>By some images with spelling errors that an anonymous source gave us.

>>377944813
>a good Mario RPG
it's mobile-tier trpg

>>377941868
>NO CONSERVATISM
>conservatism means you can't have humor or self mockery

fucking western postmodernist marxist cancer

>>377944746
>mario
>dying
>ever

>>377943953
I wonder if this person still posts online somewhere and still remembers this shit.

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>>377943835
>>377944186
not really seeing it, just looks like a vain girl Rabbid to me
why does every discussion have to be about transgender shit with you people

>>377943349
I was wondering the same thing, maybe it's a typo and they meant "shell"

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>>377942256
>that shitty youtube video is now canon

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RABBIDS ARE RACIST AS FUCK

>>377943412
Paper Jam was great, best combat in the series.

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>>377941868
>swearing anywhere near mario characters
>rabbids, which not even kids like any more
>developed by ubisoft
This is going to bomb so fucking hard and I am so ready for it. Maybe Ubisoft will finally wise the fuck up after this.

>westernizing all eastern IPs because you failed as a hardware manufacturer
>all this complete rape of IP
>all the plebs are praising it and calling it "blueprint for all future games"
>literally is just made from blueprint other games have designed

>>377945232
>best combat in the series
That's all Paper Jam did right.

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>Swearing
>In my Mario

Get the fuck out

>>377945090
I used to post like that when I was 13, but my thing was cows. It was a better time, really.

>>377945090
It's a parody of people who actually post like that online.

How was this greenlite?

Why can't you morons understand this was an internal presentation? One of the slides was a fucking marketing timeline you fucking dorks. It's not going to have coarse language. It fucking says on one of the slides it's intended to be pegi 7/ E

>>377941868
No fucking way I still don't believe it. Simply the words kick-ass under Peach are so improbable.

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>mario has sunken to hanging out with literal who rabbids

>>377944513
It's got nothing to do with first party Nintendo. If these leaks are 100% solid, it's been developed by Ubisoft branches alone.

>>377945637
Yes, it got the game part of the video game right, how's that not enough?

>>377942001

obviously you are wrong

>>377941868
People hate the Rabbids now?
At least it's not another Sonic cross over.

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>>377941868
>shelves
This can't be real. I thought Nintendo had more respect for their properties than this. Handing Mario over to Ubisoft to shit on is the same mistake Sega made with Big Red Button. I would have expected them to learn from that.

>>377942463

In France hey.

I didn't know they still had a studio here except for Ubi Montpellier.

>>377946124
Gameplay is not the focus of RPGs.

>>377946123
That is even worse.

>>377946124
>it got the game part of the video game right
yeah but paper jam is an rpg
it got the story, characters, and setting all wrong

https://youtu.be/6wZM0BZ9vDA

At 27 years old this is how I feel every day all day

>>377946123
That isn't much better.

On the bright side, hopefully this means Nintendo won't be wasting as much manpower on this game.

>>377944092
Birdo cross dresses in every game she (male) is in

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It could be good.
It wont be.
But it could.

>>377946597
>characters

Not really. All the essentials showed up and for the most part they were written well, especially the Koopalings who hadn't had any dialogue ever before.

It was actually focused and better than having random TTYD or BIS characters show up acting all like "HEY MEMBER FAWFUL DIMENTIO THE SHROOBS???? WELL THEY DIED BUT HERE THEY ARE AGAIN BECAUSE... CROSSOVER LOL!"

>>377946849
story and setting were still weak as fuck especially the latter
literally goes for the lazy grass-desert-forest-etc shit mario & luigi has stuck to since BIS

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>>377941868
>rabbids
>not a main console Mario&Luigi

>>377946471
>>377946597
Every game has it's own focus, just because it's supposed to be on some broad genre doesn't mean it should focus on the exact same aspect other games in that genre focus on, Pokemon for example is also an RPG but it's focus is collecting monsters not characters, story or setting and that's completely fine.

I honestly don't care about this crossover. If I like the gameplay, I'll buy it.

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>>377945090
I didnt remember myself ever posting like this but then I found some of my old posts

>>377947046
That's coming after M&L:SSDX.

>>377943412

Your assuming any new RPG is automatically bad with that attitude anon

>>377947309
I think by "main console" he meant not a handheld and M&L:SSDX is for 3DS.

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>>377947219
Superstar Saga focused on multiple things at once, not just gameplay. You got a brand new world with strange, new characters with very few Mario series staples thrown in to make the location feel different from the Mushroom Kingdom. Paper Jam plays it too safe, even with its limited cast of characters. The Koopalings barely even interact as a group or with Bowser. Shit, they're essentially separated into almost-permanent pairs (and one trio with significantly less screen time).

>>377947219
>every M&L game is different
>i-it's okay for this one to just reuse sticker star assets because pokemon focuses on one thing
also modern pokemon has a stronger focus on story and characters than ever

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Mario's universe isn't conservative. The mainline series may be but it has dozens of spinoffs of different genre and has done crossovers with tons of different games. It's done humor and self-mockery plenty of time before.
Mario has also used various weapons multiple time before, this isn't his first time.
While a distressed princess is indeed cliché, Peach has been playable and defended herself in tons of game before. The first time was in Super Mario Bros 2 which is more than 20 years ago.

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>>377945398
>Maybe Ubisoft will finally wise the fuck up after this.

You fucking KNOW they wont.

>>377947473

Your reading it wrong

He didn't say SSS DX is home console

Just that a console game will come after SSS DX

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>>377945398
>Ubisoft
>learning
>>377947219
>Pokemon for example is also an RPG but it's focus is collecting monsters not characters, story or setting
Yeah, up until second gen.

>>377947473
Yeah I meant this >>377947694

>>377947532
M&L did all that yet still made it feel like a mario game. Made the characters at home in the mario universe.
The two new paper mario games some how manage to remove Iconic mario characters and enemies and make the remaining ones feel out of place as well as make the world and atmosphere seem nothing like a mario game.

>>377942201
>>377942256
This is a slideshow meant for Ubisoft company employees, hence the grammatical errors.

You know the first Rayman Raving Rabbids was actually a clever take on the minigame collection and it was genuinely funny. What the fuck happened?

>>377947841
>The two new paper mario games some how manage to remove Iconic mario characters and enemies and make the remaining ones feel out of place as well as make the world and atmosphere seem nothing like a mario game.
That's because it's a completely different team. Anyway, Paper Jam introduced some things I hope carry over to the new M&L.

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>>377943012
This studio made XIII.

>>377943017
A Mario game literally had the industry's first transsexual character.

>>377947643
Did it really re-use SS assets? they're even made by the same company but I didn't play SS so I've never seen its assets, anyway my mention of pokemon had nothing to do with that.

>>377944746
Ever heard about Wario?

How hard can it be to make a better game than the last 12 years of Mario RPGs?

>>377947647
Nintendo condoning a business partner calling their core games "cliche" and "conservative" does seem pretty strange.

>>377941868
Looks disgusting.
Peach fighting and the gun arms are pretty cool though. Live me some Megaman.

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I wish Ubisoft would die or get taken over by Vivendi already.

>>377948195
>Surprise
Leak ruined it, too bad for them

>Convince media/gamers
Good games don't need to "convince" customers, we buy them because they look fun. Interesting choice of words.

>Go big for launch: Reviews
Thanks for telling us you'll be paying for reviews

>>377948090
Not him, but yes, Paper Jam recycled sprites/animations from Sticker Star.

It's probably why they made the crossover in the first place. DT had a lot of work put into the sprites and it would obviously be best to not have them restricted to one game.

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>>377946440
>respect for their properties
Hello? were you born yesterday?

>>377948195
If you don't ignore the Mario & Luigi games then very hard

>>377948195
>BIS and DT released less than 12 years ago
Take it back

>>377948220
cuz it's ubisoft.

>>377948432
>were you born yesterday
ironic coming from someone who clearly has no idea what went down with philips and nintendo

>Still no Super Nintendo RPG incorporating all of Nintendo's IPs.

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>>377942625
>be a huge Mario fag.
>Wont give this game the time of day as its already revolting to look at despite no gameplay has been shown.

No shut up you dont speak for me you fuck.

>>377943256
There's been at least one Rabbids game released every year since 2006.

Granted some of them were mobile trash, but for some reason this shit still sells

>>377948220
They aren't taking part in any of the development

>>377948746
He's not speaking for you, he said fuck you, you jaded asshole.

I agree with him.

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>>377948667
> an amazing use for all the Amiibos™ You've collected!

>>377948220
I don't think those slides were meant to be seen by the public, seems like something internal.

>>377948642
They're games that Nintendo allowed to exist despite being the biggest disrespects to their IPs that have ever happened.

Hell look at Starfox, the last game they made themselves was SF64, it's literally more of a third party developed series than first party. Respect for properties my ass.

>Giving Mario a gun.

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>>377941868
I'm still not buying a single thing until we get an official word from NINTENDO themselves, not some shady-ass site that looks like it was made in '95. There needs to be an official trailer, and something other than some Ubisoft sales pitch script full of hashtags and typos.

It's a side game made by a side studio at Ubisoft that's just trying to be silly and enjoying their usage of the IP

You guys need to stop acting as if the world is doomed

The game has a chance to be surprisingly fun, you guys ARE judging it without seeing literally any gameplay

They are having fun with the concept, the Fucking box art has a fuck huge bulky rabbid looking like DK

>>377948961
And they allowed Retro Studios to turn Metroid into a Call of Duty clone.

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Nuke ubisoft already

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>>377948470
But the only good M&L is the first one and that came out longer than 12 years ago.

12 years ago is when this abortion came out. Probably the first videogame I couldn't finish from how bored I was.

>>377942124

Nintendo is a super hard ass about how it's ips are portrayed. For example shutting down a metroid fangame trying to be as loyal to the high points of previous entries is crucial, but a rabbids game with their flagship children's franchise made by fucking ubisoft with cursing in it is a-okay

:^)

>>377941868
>weapons for the 1st time
>what are fire flowers
Off to a great start I see

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>>377948128
yeah look what he's become.
>There will never be another Wario Land game

>>377948961
>They're games that Nintendo allowed to exist
Because they kept ditching agreements and had to give something.

>>377949151

>only the first

Nostalgia fags needs to go back and see how shit their precious game aged

>>377949056
Oh you poor soul, still clinging to hope?

>>377948842
its more like hes afraid to be lumped in with you dumb asses there's already TONS of red flags in what we've just seen that its telling of the games quality.

You're just a very loud minority pleading to give the game a chance when many have already declared it not worth its time.

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What if it turns out to be good?

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>>377948983
cough.

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Christ, this is as bad as those leaked sony presentations

Honestly the fucked English makes me even more convinced this fake is real, probably some frogs making a Powerpoint for investors/Nintendo

>>377949151
Partners in Time is widely regarded as the worst, using it to prove that the all game after that one are still bad won't get you anywhere.

>>377949253
You literally have that backwards. The loud minority are the people shitting on the game, and many have decided to wait for gameplay or think it can be good.

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>>377949346

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>>377949241
yes

>>377949231
I have replayed it once every 2 years or so and still love it. First time being in 2010 through an emulator so it's not really that much of a nostalgia trip for me.

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>>377949231
I can't wait for SSS DX to come out.
>plays the same, only difference is art and music
>/v/ proceeds to complain about all the blatant padding, wonky pacing, and tutorials they conveniently ignore when shitting on other M&L games

>>377949458
Only on /v/ is it considered "worse". It's a standard and solid Mario RPG.

>>377942201
Do you even know what "conservative" means?

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I think this could work if was a Wario game

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You guys are being too jaded

This actually looks charming and has more personality than the last 2 Mario RPG's

People have an OC obsession as if this is the only way to make a good Mario RPG, you guys are the Sonic Autists of Nintendo

>>377949634
By worst I didn't mean bad, it's just that the others are better.

>>377948795

This is why I'm fucking furious ape escape is where it is now. Those god damn monkeys were just minions before minions. Rabbids before rabbids. Those little shits print money no matter what, and Sony just won't fucking give us what we want

>>377941868
>Humor and mockery
>relegated to the Ubisoft characters
kek

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>>377941868
>"Refreshing experience"
>Lists a bunch of shit Mario has done multiple times before while calling them new

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>>377941868
that team intro on link OP posted looks like picrelated

>>377949158
>. For example shutting down a metroid fangame trying to be as loyal to the high points of previous entries is crucial
That has nothing to do with ''caring how their IPs are portrayed'', that's just them being overly protective of their IPs like Zenimax.

Also for the billionth time this is a slideshow for Ubisoft employees, there's nothing to suggest the actual game is gonna have swearing in it.

>>377949474
People who like Rabbids are a vocal minority.

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>>377949690
>>377941868
>Swearing

What is going on?! These are fake right?

Right?!

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>>377949690
They made a typo in "personalities", it only takes one 'n'

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>>377949690
>The Badass Princess
>#sassy #nofilter

>>377949424
It's for Ubisoft.

>in this thread, no one knows how internal marketing works, or realizes that they people who made this presentation are working out of a French studio and don't have english as a first language

>>377949850
Source?

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>badass and kick-ass
>coarse language/swearing
Did /v/ suddenly become SJWs?

>>377949690
>more personality than the last 2 Mario RPG's
>Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi as usual
>NOW WITH FOUR RABBIDS WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES
Color Splash was shit, but even that had more "personality"

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>>377943412
i liked both.

>>377949634
It's really bad. It's extremely linear with very little exploraation, tutorials out the ass, babies are annoying, writing is terrible and dated (l33t hammer bros), bosses are just damage sponges (especially elder princess shroob) and just annoying objectives to progress that feel like a chore like the desert.

>>377950026
In a Mario game

If this is Sonic or Crash I don't care. But Mario doesn't sit well with it. It's just wrong

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>>377941868
>ubishit ruin farcry
>ubishit ruin mario
just fuck my shit up senpai

>>377950006
Just look up how the incredibly late Rabbids TV show was received.

>>377949690
>People have an OC obsession as if this is the only way to make a good Mario RPG, you guys are the Sonic Autists of Nintendo

No kidding the designs of Mario have stood the test of time for 30 years. Yet there's people acting like pasting dumb shit on top of the existing designs and calling it a new character is some kind of revelatory genius that supercedes the original.

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WHO'S WRONG NOW /V/ ?

>>377950128

it was released only on NickToons with very little advertisement and inconsistent scheduling

>>377949850
Is that why it's still alive, gets a game every year and its tv show currently has 3 seasons?

>>377950118
>muh pure Mario and Nintendo
Nintendofags are literally manchildren

>>377950115
no.

>>377950128
No one cares about the TV show. The games are massively popular and has sold over 14 million as of 2014.

>>377942331
Most English is American English. Also, most of what Ubi shits out is from French Canadians, not actual French people.

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>>377950115
>It's extremely linear with very little exploraation, tutorials out the ass
>writing is terrible and dated (l33t hammer bros)
Yet /v/ praises BIS.

>>377950215
>I want games to be badass and mature for mature gamers like me

>>377949879
It's a presentation for ubisoft employees.
>>377949889
They're french so it's probably because of the word ''personnalité''.

Conservative isnt a political only term.

Extra text added to created reddit spacing to fuck with sperglords

>>377942625
This is UBISOFT and RABBIDS.

I'm pretty disappointed with Nintendo. They act like their most important IPs are sacred then they do this bullshit

>>377950029
No, just the fact that Peach is playable and doesn't get kidnapped by default makes it have more personality than Color Trash.

>>377950346
Cry some more.

>>377943118
3D Rayman killed 3D Rayman by being shit. We got an actual Rayman 2 in the form of Origins.

>>377950118
How many times does it have to be said that this is an internal presentation for employees?

>>377942034
the best timeline anon.. the best
:')

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"it's fake" fags btfo

>>377942256
>Mario and co say "Damn it" every other line

It's shadow the hedgehog all over again

>>377950218
>no.
well shit I concede to this amazing post.
>>377950337
Even BiS was more fun than that.

>>377950337
b-b-b-b-b-b-but my bara hubby ;_;

>>377950337
doge was not a thing when BiS came out, that's just the retarded way fawful speaks

How long until Vivendi kills Ubisoft?

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>>377950436
>They act like their most important IPs are sacred
No they don't, they sell out their IPs every single time and don't care how good the product is.

>>377942682
Obviously, there's a slide that admits to paid reviews and convincing media.

>>377950825
>that's just the retarded way fawful speaks
In the localization, which qualifies as terrible writing. You conveniently ignored the equally shit overworld with little exploration and the tutorials.

>>377950952
I remember the final dungeon alone being more fun to explore than the entirety of PiT which was not enjoyable at all. The writing was also far better and made Bowser more likable.

>>377942297
>>377943328
If Rabbids killed Rayman how come Origins and Legends came out?

>>377950952
>You conveniently ignored the equally shit overworld
everyone conveniently ignores the bad things in their favorite mario and luigi
people pretend superstar saga is flawless and pit is some kind of video game holocaust when they're all fun but flawed games

>>377951273
T-THAT DOESN'T COUNT
MUH 3D RAYMAN REEEEE

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This is a modern day Hotel Mario. It'll flop, be forgotten and people will buy the next actual game.

>>377950651
>Super THICC peach got swapped out for fit

why though that was hilarious

>>377949690
What made the last two Mario RPGs trash was removing more than half the cast for toads and making the mushroom kingdom feel like it was from a entirely different series.
Also The last two RPGs weren't in any way RPGS.
Like this fucking thing is going to be.

>>377942034
maybe these are just from the failed pitch?
one can hope, anyway

>>377950651
who's the artist that drew Peach?

>>377949074
Ubisoft products have a chance of being surprising fun? Don't kid yourself.

>>377946451
What? Ubisoft is a French company.

>>377951804
Hell no, it even says that they're going to reveal this at E3 this year and that it comes out in a few months.

>>377941868
>A conservative universe

God fucking dammit

>>377942114
The last real Rayman game didn't come out too long ago

>>377951876
actually
>>377948065

>>377950084
Your standards are absurdly low.

>>377948065
why is it that they have to make trash, when they could have made a true sequel to this game instead

>>377942114
>Ubisoft releasing Rayman game this year on Switch
>Rabbids killed Rayman
what did he mean by this?

READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE NIGGERS

IT'S FAKE

>>377952140
People somehow forgot that Origins and Legends came out after rabbids.

>>377952142
what article?

>>377952142
How is it fake?

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>>377950908
That was back in the day. They used to license their franchises out to 3rd parties quite often. I miss it. Maybe we'll get those days back if this Rabbids thing is actually successful.
Another Super Show would be awesome. Imagine if they made something something similar today. Live action segments and all. It would probably be overproduced shit but I would still like to see it.

>>377941868
>The extremist people that demand you call them 65 different pronouns, are fat, ugly, and have weird hair colors
>They have taken all the comedy shows
>They have invaded all forms of media as a backlash to Trump getting elected
>Now, they have come for Nintendo

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NINTENDO YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE BETTER THEN THIS. WE ALL KNEW THAT FOR NINTENDO OF AMERICA, ALL HOPE IS LOST, BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO NINTENDO OF JAPAN'S "WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK" NARRATIVE?

>>377949769
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

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>>377952142

>>377941868
t e s t

Speaking of Rayman, I bought the first one on PS1, what systems do I get the others on?

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>>377952346
>They used to license their franchises out to 3rd parties quite often.
But they still do? The hell kind of bizarro world do you live where a shitton of third party developed Mario games don't exist? Also look at Starfox, the last first party developed game was 64.

So?

Mario needs a fucking refresh. Shit went stale as fuck after Mario 64.

>>377952354
>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NINTENDO YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE BETTER THEN THIS
>>377950908

>Ubisoft on the verge of bankruptcy due to back video games that people have stopped buying from them
>They fucking take Mario as a hostage in a desperate attempt to survive

Welp, looks like Ubisoft has been saved another day, so they can make 10,000 more Ass Cred's and other games like it. Thanks Nintendo, you saved cancer.

>>377950651
FUCK I missed it.

>>377952875
>>Ubisoft on the verge of bankruptcy
I highly doubt that's the case considering not only do they shit out games every nanosecond but they even commissioned an AC movie recently.

>>377952825
Too old, no longer relevant.
A better comparison would be Hyrule Warriors, which you didn't do because that's actually a good game. Made by a good company who has been tried and true in their game making formula. Ubisoft on the other hand, abandoned the Wii U the first chance they got because it wasn't selling good enough for them, and now they are trying to basically shovel their own trash into Nintendo, and telling them to turn it into gold using Mario.

Remember, if people buy this game up, it saves Ubisoft. Do you want Ubisoft to survive? To you want the Rabbids to survive and show up in more games? Then buy this game.

>>377953125
Vivendi is planning a corporate takeover of them due to their failures. This is Ubisoft desperately trying to get their games to sell hands down.

>>377953189
I want good games. If this game is good (unlikely), I'll buy it used

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>>377953189
>Too old, no longer relevant.
They've been letting third party devs handle their IPs all the time including today regardless of how shitty the end product is.

>>377953474
NLG isn't third party

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>>377953561
Yes they are.

>>377950938
>there's a slide that admits to paid reviews and convincing media.

pic?

>>377953670
>On January 9, 2014, the studio announced that it would work exclusively with Nintendo from then on.[2][3]
no they're not

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>>377941868
>FUCK WHITE PEOLE AND COSERVATISM
>MARIO NEEDS GUNS
Cant ubisoft just fucking die already?

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>>377953812
That doesn't mean they own them, that's just a contract like they did with Game Freak whom they also don't own.

>>377953959
yeah well you're stupid

>>377953930
how did this Colbert meme start?

This would have probably been better received without the leak that made people here think there's gonna be swearing in a Mario game.

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>>377954139
Basically all colbert does these days is overreact to trump news like some schizoid maniac, /tv/ just tried to play it to the logical conclusion.

Recently he almost threw a fit when his audience clapped at the wrong part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCVBEE1SfXI

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>Overacting about the typos

You guys realize Ubisoft is french right? They don't speak english. They probably just threw their script into google trnslate and let it be.

Stop over-reacting. Jesus.

>>377954547
>anime reaction image
Post hidden.

>>377953937
>Surprise at announcement

Not anymore you ubi hacks.

>>377954547
are you ubisoft? you have the same typos as them

>>377950651
will anything ever be as tryhard and edgy as /v/ collages?

>>377954605
>Anime

Cute, but you're wrong.

Luke fon Fabre is a videogame, Jesus, you don't even know your own media anon.

>>377954547
>You guys realize Ubisoft is french right? They don't speak english.
They're in Montreal. Most programmers are bilingual. Most video games in Quebec were released only in english so french-canadian kids grew up playing games in english and learning through that.
Source: I'm french-canadian and I work two streets away from Ubisoft.

>>377954759
>it comes from a videogame so it's not anime
??
It's the artstyle.

>>377954689
Heh

>>377952825
>Shitting on the Do the Mario dance
I'll fite you m8

>>377942034
>pitch from a french dev studio has grammatical issues = the game has issues

what a retard you are

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I'm sad this got revealed. Not because its an awful concept and i'm a mad nintenbro. But because now I won't get to watch that Hype bar on the E3 stream go from solid green to FLAT RED in a matter of 4 milliseconds and stay there for the whole duration of the stream

>>377954503
Which part is that supposed to be?
>Colbert making a joke about Trump being gay
Guess it only counts when it fits their agenda

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>"Good" Rabbids instead of Rayman/Globox/Barbara/Murfy, who match up oddly well with Mario/Luigi/Peach/Yoshi respectively

>>377951804

Such quality high quality renders can't come from a failed pitch. Sorry man, i also think it sucks.

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>>377954958
Somehow no matter how shitty something is someone will be nostalgic over it decades later.

>>377955145
>Rayman/Globox/Barbara/Murfy
This is my issue as well

>another timeline has Rayman x Mario
>we get Rabbids x Mario

>>377955197
>Shitting on captain N

Its okay anon, you can admit you have no taste and no childhood. We won't judge.

>>377949096
Prime 1 came out before the original Call of Duty, shitposter-kun. You have to call it a Halo clone.

>>377955339
>someone actually replied
And here I was hoping /v/ had gotten smart enough to not give him a (you) because nobody had replied in an hour.

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>>377955094
>This year's E3 for Nintendo has the potential to be just as embarrassing as it was in 2015
I really do not fucking understand why they would show something off that's clearly for kids. Kids don't watch E3 or know what it is, so why?
>Ubisoft trying to forcibly push Nintendo as a platform for kiddies by releasing nothing other than Skylanders and shit like Rabbids for the platform

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>>377955145
>>377955292
Pardonne moi, who?

>>377955094
Nintendo is going to take this games bad reception as the fans don't want Mario RPG's anymore, just watch.

>>377954503
>>377955137
>Audience cheers at something they're supposed to boo at
>Colbert looks taken aback by all of this because it didn't go as planned
>Says that the audience must have a lot of Trump supporters to try and make them feel bad
I guess the light for CHEER flashed instead of the light for BOO
How DARE people have opinions for themselves

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>>377955472
Nigger I know it's bait.

>>377949690

This feels like a parody someone would make to shit on the current state of video games.

I kinda feel like this is a ruse.

>>377941868
Nintendo.
Just why the fuck would you allow Ubisoft of all devs to handle your most beloved IP?

>>377955480
>Kids don't watch E3 or know what it is, so why?
How do you know that? It's a videogame convention, besides being covered in every gaming site known to man as well as youtuber reaction videos to it being extremely popular, I've also seen it on tv.

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>>377941868
>being different from core franchise
>weapons for the 1st time
>cursing
Nintendo chomping SEGA's flavor.

>>377955094
>we will never see /v/ go into complete meltdown from the surprise reveal of this game

Would've been great to see.

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>>377953937
>surprise at announcement

more like disappointment amirite?

>>377949221
so still their fault?

>>377955668
Just like how they did with the bad reception of the Mario RPGs this decade, right? Oh wait.

>>377955692
So what? You still gave him a (you), it's like saying ''I know it's shit'' and still eating it.

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>>377945191
which video? oh no.

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So, do we have any "proof" besides the "leaked" pictures? Because as far as I can tell, it still looks fake as fuck. Mock-ups are really common, after all.

>>377955769

>>377950908

>>377945006
I don't know if you're trolling or genuinely this retarded.

>>377941868
Wheres the proof, mongoloid-kun?

>>377955810
It's Ubisoft, and it's a leaked internal company presentation, obviously there isn't gonna be cursing in the actual game
>guns
Yoshi's Safari.

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>>377943953
>>377945090
>tfw this was posted in 2007
>tfw Katy would be 23 today

>>377955857
It had already been leaked ages ago by the creature known as Laura Kate Dale.
>>377956080
Character 3D renders look too good to be fake.

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>>377954547
You have no idea what even is going on in Quebec, stop trying to act as if you know anything about it.

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Is Mario taking a cue from Battleborn now?

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>we'll never get a proper french company to use the Mario IP in order to create a lewd spinoff

>>377956409
Yeah everyone knows the boogeyman canadian city to blame everything on is Toronto.

>>377956301
No, not really. I've seen better looking mock-ups. Remember Smash Rayman?

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remember the last time mario tried being edgy?

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Ever get the feeling that Ubisoft tries to force this stigma that Nintendo platforms are for little kids?
>Nintendo has a widely successful E3 in 2014
>Ubisoft has their Skylanders spotlight on Nintendo's E3 2015 presentation, completely killing the mood after the Star Fox footage
>Now they're trying to push Rabbids during Nintendo's E3 in 2017, which'll no doubt completely kill the hype for people, especially depending on how long they choose to focus on it

>>377955797
Because whenever a company shows off something that's supposed to be for kids, it turns into a huge fucking joke and it practically ruins the conference/presentation?

I can accept everything about the game and marketing except for this. it accomplishes nothing than being wrong and uncomfortable.

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I'm surprised Miyamoto hasn't had a stroke

>>377942297
>tfw some one uses a cropped fetish picture you drew

>>377954921
Anime is not an artstyle the same way cartoon isn't an artstyle or book isn't an artstyle

>>377956698
This. Since when did Ubisoft have such little confidence or respect for Nintendo?

>>377956689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3WEsbs2im8
At least the characters were still their charming selves.

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>>377956689
>talking shit about strikers

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>>377948983
We all know how this is going to end.

>>377954547
They wouldn't make something look this good if it was just internal stuff, and they wouldn't make so many mistakes for something they planned to show the public

It's obviously fake.

>>377956823
source

>>377956689
Yeah it was great.

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>>377956621
How the fuck was taking an existing Rayman render that didn't even fit the rest of SSB4's character model style into an edited character selection screen that everyone and their mom had done before more convincing than these completely new 3d renders that fit with the style of recent Mario games?

Granted the Rayman one was notoriously popular nonetheless.

>>377956934
I didn't.

>>377951827
Hi.

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>>377949074
>The game has a chance to be surprisingly fun

Skipping to stage two already?

>>377955084
Pretty sure Ubisoft is big enough to employ native tongue speakers to do fucking editing for their pitches

I have this feeling that this game will be a pleasant surprise and will be some good dumb fun.

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>>377945398
>France(franskjævelen)
>In Contact with reality

>>377956865
>Anime is not an artstyle
It's called colloquialism, if people say ''anime reaction image'' you know exactly what they mean by that.

Same way when someone says ''cartoony'', even though it's also not a specific artstyle, you know what they mean by it.

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"Ass" used to be in disney movies too, probably along with a few hells and damns. It's a bit weird coming from Nintendo in any form but it's no "shitting dick nipples."

>>377957227
An anime reaction image is from an anime

>humor and self-mockery

>plane level
>*BING BING* WAHOO *1-UP*
>plane turns

>>377956991
Like this?>>377949336

>>377957023
>How the fuck was taking an existing Rayman render that didn't even fit the rest of SSB4's

Incorrect, Omni drew it from scratch. watch his videos.

He has the potential to be a top notch Graphic designer, yet he wastes it on pranks. Sad really.

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>>377957302
Sometimes they are from manga but nobody calls them "manga reaction image"

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>>377956991
>Mario 06 is on its way as well
What did Nintendo mean by this?

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>>377957431
I do

>>377957285
>coming from Nintendo
Ubisoft.

And for the billionth time, this is an internal company slideshow meant for employees only, it doesn't mean Mario's gonna get a potty mouth.

>>377957302
Even you could draw an anime reaction image, it's the artstyle that matters here.

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>mfw Nintendo was so pathetically desperate for money and to shuffle off their "no third party games!" image that they signed onto this

This is literally worse than the CDI shit.

>>377957470
>new donk city

>>377957621
>This is literally worse than the CDI shit.
No way, this has a chance of actually being good, like XIII which is another game done by this same studio.

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>>377957020

>>377957836
Breddy gud anon.

>>377943835
>cross-dressing = tranny

you do know that it has other uses besides helping validate mental illness, right?