>takes literal weeks to think of a username that sounds cool

>>377941796
>cat
>the hat
>rat
>shooboo
>dilly dog
>fresh banana
>wahoo man
>thunderman
>super diaper
ez

do UnrealCat

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Do the following

>Pick game you like
>Find secondary/obscure character with unique name
>Preferably a name that can be pronounced
>3-8 characters so it will be accepted everywhere
>Use it w/e the fuck you want

Works for me

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>>377941945
>super diaper

>>377942151
>he doesn't like captain underpants

>>377941796
I just do dumb shit like Chungus. Unless it's shit "XxXnoscopesniper420XxX" or other shitty ironic names no one really cares.

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>>377941796

>Making an account on a service where you can't change your name

>You're stuck with it forever

>This is the name you're going to be called by other people

>>377941796
Blueshine
Holyrake
IronZealot
East
Candletrick
Boomadad
Babes in the Hood
Honest Question

I can do this all day

>>377942540
these are all shit
you're just smashing the first couple things you think of together

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>came up with one when I was 13
>can't use it anymore because now it links back to all the dumb shit I posted on the internet when I was a teeanger
fuck

>>377942639
Those are literally the best non tryhard edgy names. You write a list of like 50 of them and pick whatever gobbledegook looks the coolest.

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>>377941796
>finally get perfect name not in use
>first person to refer to you uses an abbreviation
>that abbreviation is fucking awful
WELL FUCK ME I GUESS I GOTTA DO IT AGAIN

>>377941796
I usually try and come up with the worst sounding names

bigboy97
thetrashcompactor
squelchsquirt
xxxdestructor
shapeshiftingmasterofdarkness
coolguy1398
borntodie1987

the older i get the stupider having a nickname sounds as a concept to me. i've stopped using nicknames and just use my real name because A) it's not incredibly unique so that people are going to know who i am simply by looking for me based on my name and what games i play and B) even if they did find me i don't give a shit, it's free publicity for my other stuff

Use a random math term that sounds cool like "eigenvector"

Alternatively pick a random Aphex Twin song name.

>>377943147
I don't think having an internet handle is that weird at first since you'll probably settle on your "main" one when you're pretty young. What makes it weird is if you then want to change it somewhere down the line, because it's like going around to everyone you know and going "Hey, I know my name is John but listen, call me Nick from now on ok?" and the ones who knew you by your old name are just gonna keep calling you that anyway.

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>sign on early to a game's beta
>score a super simple name like "Pizza"
>keep it forever

>>377943072
squelchsquirt is amazing.

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Until a couple years aho I only named myself either TheTrashMan or TrashMan

>>377943383
>first name is 4 letters
>name is available

Combine two things next to you.

For example: Tissues and a Microphone = SoftMic

>>377943743
Dildodildo

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>game requires first name and last name
okay, I've dealt with this for years
>game requires a callsign on top of that

>>377943743
>Phone
>Bulletin board
Phoneboard?
Corkphone?
Bulletone?
Phord?
help me out here

>>377944002

CellularBullet

i don't fucking know

>>377941796
>take a random word
>take a word from the title of the song
instant username
Grape Californiacation

>>377943336
This

>>377941796
I just type a bunch of random letters and a couple of numbers.

>>377944002
CorkMobile.

>>377942437
>11 years old in 2008
>get a PS3
>make PSN name something incredibly cringy
>can't change it
>still use it today on my PS4

Unironically have been using an edgy handle since 2008. I still like it, too.

>>377941796
Just mangle your real name a bit like I did

>>377944519
That sounds like one of those made-up companies for game worlds.

>>377944123
Die

>>377941796
>forget to buy food and take out the garbage while thinking of username

>>377944002

> Phord

Got a good laugh out of me, by all means use it

>>377944002
Dark souls is a gold mine for good user names

>Tarkus
>Solaire
>Capra
>Lautrec
>ChosenUndead
>Kalameet
>Manus

>he doesn't name himself after Sadistik Execution songs
Lupercalia here

Name yourself after a weapon from a manga that got a name when it was featured in a video game as promotional material, like I did.

Take some english adjective
>big
And then translate that word into spanish or french or whatever
>grande
WALA you got a username biggrande

>>377943743
Cup and pen. Uh...

CeramicPen?
LeadCup?
InkCup?

>>377941796
I use my last name since it's uncommon

>not naming yourself after things from norse mythology

>>377943743
>Fifteen pens
>Pen15

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>>377941796
>Making PSN username
>can't change it so gotta make it good
>put lightningstorm in the name for slight edge
>year goes by
>have a bunch of trophies, multiplayer game expirence, etc
>Take a close look at my username one day
>wait fucking second
>Realize I forgot the second n in Lightning
>my PSN name has "lightingstorm" in it
>the fuck is a lighting storm
>tfw everyone probably looks at my PSN name and think I haven't even passed preschool yet

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>search for first ever name online
>posts in BF2 forums using words like "kewl"

Rule of thumb

the harder you try, the lamer it gets

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>>377945986
>name myself "Gram"
>People think I'm a lightweight

theBigGuy4U

Works sunce I'm 6'9 so normies get it and I still love bane as my favorite movie villain

Start reading Lovecraft make up a nick based on the Ancient Ones' names.

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>Read your former Steam account names
>Cringe so hard I have to pace around the room

>>377946801
>change name a bunch so they vanish
Easy.

>>377941796
I usually take things I like and utilize Latin

>>377946868
Need a non-cringe name now. But everything I come up with is fucking cringy.

Using things like alliteration or rhyming words often make a username sound better, or something essily visualised can make it more memorable.

BigPoppaPain
PunchedLasagne
MercilessMildred
ElectricPelican
DragonWagon
LegoLlama
PiratePistol
IFartDarts
MegaMango
FandangoFlemingo
PenisPuncherPete

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>TFW You have a great username and afraid to post it because you know some thirsty cuck will steal it for themselves

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>find a sufficiently original name that is not already registered
>use it or minor variations everywhere forever

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>>377944597
>changed usernames like 4 times on PSN

>>377947040
If it has to be complex, make sure at least one of the words is simple and easy to pronounce so people can address you clearly and quickly

Otherwise youll end up getting called barcode or moon runes

>>377947040
ShartAttack

>>377943743
>Mason jar
>bottle of coke
Mason Cola? Eh, could work

>>377947410
Agreed, my psn name is like that and what I thought people would shorten it to would be neat but instead they shorten it to the other part and pronounce it wrong to boot.

>>377944986
sorry, but you can be Grape Californiacation1 if youd like

>>377947518
>go by "SheerShartAttack" when I was younger because I was a JoJoweeny and immature
>say and do some shit I regretted later
>change to a different & more serious name
>friends still scream "NO WEAKNESSES" then make poot sounds at me
I'm a good person, I don't deserve this

>Change your nickname on discord every couple days to keep it fresh.
I've gone through some real winners that I should've kept.

>x-noun
Mirrored-Funk

>>377949428
Slap a couple numbers on and you sound like you're using an Xbox 360 random gen gamertag.

>>377949853
Come on. It wasn't that bad
Glittering-Silhouette
ChilledDrank

>>377950051
People are always going to shorten it when they address you so why not just use a one word handle like you're some sorta Korean Esports star?

youwillknowusbythetrailofthedead


terrible user name, awesome band

>>377943383
Food is a good bet. I mean, any food that ends by "s" sounds alright as a nickname (i guess that's because it's some kind of name softener in english, like Nines). Pancakes, Donuts, Crackers, anything goes.

>Picked game I like
>Picked edgy character from game I liked as a kid, but name isn't that edgy
>Take the most important part of it and replace a part of a random multi-word soda name with it
Works for me.

>>377943336
>pick a random Aphex Twin song name
>Cock/Ver10

>Use girly names and in general like to chat in mmo's
>People refer to me as she
back the fuck off please?

>>377941796

I have had the same username for everything and I love it, I just put numbers at the end if it's already used by someone.

>>377941796

Just use a random generator.

>Gouverk
>Marnerate
>Khadurcean
>Gatomensch
>Peyserman

Just threw these up. .

>>377941796
Combine 2 things that you like, and have them roll off the tongue easily.

That's what I did and I love my name

I think one of the hardest things about playing on line (let's say twenty years from now) is finding a good or original name that isn't taken.

>>377941796
>Make up short last name
>Make up first names
>Use those first names+ last name on all characters for all multiplayer games
Ez

>>377941796
I just find one of those name generator sites and press random til I find something I like

>>377942092

>Find secondary/obscure character with

yeah lautrec sure is obscure and dark souls totally isn't a AAA game franchise.

>>377945294
no it isn't. It makes you look like a faggot.

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>>377947207
I know that feel

Single player games I'll use default names or my name just for the account

Multiplayer I just go with Unsanitary
It's a word and not taken super often and I like it. Kinda fun too

Just look at your favorite band and name yourself after one of the songs

Like my name, named after one of the killer's songs.

>>377953270
hello mr. brightside

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>>377944597
I know this feel.

>>377953352
Not him, but I named a pvp necro in guild wars "this River is wild"

>>377953352
Nope. not that one

>>377942151
>Xx_53phir0th_5n1p3r_D1ap3r_xX1992

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>>377941796
>Mfw carefully composing a name out of two fictional languages from the same universe, in a way that would be supported by lore.

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>>377944597
>my gmail is from 2010 when I was 11
>it's 2 cringy memes combined
>still use it regularly

>>377941796
I always just name myself after either a weeb game character or random letters

>>377953915
The solution to this is to set up a more professional sounding email address and then set your old one to forward everything to the new one. You might need to look up a guide but it's pretty simple.

>>377953915
>from 2010 when I was 11
What a carefully crafted way to lie about your age. Breddy gud 5/5

>>377953915
>applying for work
>E-mail: [email protected]

i suggest to make name.surname email soon

>>377953915
>tfw my friends roomate applied to my job with

>[email protected]

it was hilarious and we gave him shit for it for weeks

>>377953915
>not having a "serious" email account with your proper name/last name and another, or even multiple separate accounts for videogames and other random internet stuff
are all kids born around the year 2000 this retarded?

>>377954369
I actually have had two turboautists send me their CV with an e-mail address like that. They still got to an interview though.

>>377953915
My first email was whitedrag17 so at least you didn't have that. People used to laugh their asses off when I told them and I had no idea why.
THAT'S why young kids shouldn't use computers

>not having 3 variations of the same base name so it will always be somewhat close to what you want
beanz, 28beanz then beanzies is usually how I go.

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>>377953915
>people who were 11 in 2010 are allowed to post on 4chan now

>>377953270
That's why my username is Killer Queen

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>>377954369
>>377954579
>be manager at bydeo gaymu store a few years back
>"hey man heres my cv in case you need people ;)"
>EMAIL: [email protected]
>pic
I can only imagine what an actual HR department in a decent job will do.

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>>377953915
>made all my emails from 11-19 based on the martyrdom perk of the first COD:MW

why the fuck i keep doing it?

>tfw my first account i got locked out of was funny name akin to "AHornyGoat"
>tfw new name is based on the rapper name I gave myself when I was really fucked up on ambient and apparently did an Anti-Semitic freestyle

Still wish I had my first one though

>>377955074
what a coincidence, my username is "JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken: Daiyamondo wa Kudakenai (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable)"

>>377943336
>alberto balsam
Holy shit it works

>>377955049
in 2 years the kids born after 9/11 will be allowed to post here

>>377955650
jojo reference memes are never funny but you made me laugh

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>>377955993
>implying they're not posting here already anyways
sad days ahead friend

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>>377943336
>come to daddy

My online name has always been "Dickhelmet" in my native language

>>377955307
That was a pretty good fap.

>>377956438
what's your native language

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>>377946868
>yfw once you realize Steamrep has your ancient usernames saved for anyone to see

>>377956498
German.
So it's Schwanzhelm

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>>377942659

>>377956675
if I buy a Zweihander will you sign it

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>>377956438
>use a curse word or some kind of dumb composed expletive in your native language
>play in english-speaking servers/communities
>nobody cares because it sounds foreign and kinda cool unless you know the original language
the best

>yfw you meet some fag who actually does speak the language

>>377956895
Only if you are going to use it

>>377941796
Bedronglezor

>>377946121
I actually like lightingstorm. It's a twist on a much more generic username.

>>377941796
i just use my irl name or last name

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>>377947207
>tfw you've used the same name your entire life
>tfw you get compliments for it
>tfw you've never found anyone else who uses it

>>377942540
dude are you 14

>>377941796
>Get a word
>Misspell it
or
>Get two words
>Combine them

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>>377957852
>Get two words
>Combine them
like this?

>>377951027
cant stop thinking about food can you ?

fat fuck

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>tfw you use edgy tryhard usernames unironically

They make me feel cool.

>>377953442
goat power pop album

>>377941796
My name in games is always just Air

>>377941796
>Rip-roarin Boogerpenis

i will kill a guy who has Takyon before me in every damn game

>use the 2 same names for characters depending on whether they're male/female
>never taken

step it up fag

>>377950595
Nah that's too edgy you see. No matter what you call yourself, they will always call you the noun in your name. I just want some afterthought to be my name. No deeper meaning apart from what I felt at the time.
SeepingStr

>>377941796
I always just go with Ecclesia

>>377955049
they're already posting here, don't fool yourself

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>>377942659
this desu

>>377953915
>started using gmail in 2004
>because it was my father who created and named the account it's also slightly childish
in hindsight I should've known that I would end up being an internet addicted neet

>>377958893
meant for
>>377955993

>>377944002
Soundboard

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>>377942659
>Change name and stick with it for years
>Everyone still calls me by my old name because they're used that over my new one

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>>377943383
used to know someone called cookie. lost contact with him because the platform died.

>mfw trying to find him on steam later

>>377953915
>my gmail is from 2010 when I was 11
mhm

>>377952621
Ive never hear of luetric

>>377943383
>get a three letter name
>God
>whenever I get on now a small crowd gathers around me

>>377953915
I'm glad that I always used good names for my email despite being a teenager, I can still use them for job interviews.

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>>377942540
>BOOMADAD

>>377943383
>is stupid and preorder an mmo
>get to reserve a name
>quit mmo after a few months
>comes back a few years later
>server merge and I lost my name
>takes a while but finds a free name after a while
>quit mmo again
>comes back a few months ago, mmo went f2p a few years ago
>server merge again
>almost no free names

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>account creation requires Social Security #

>>377943336
>ΔMi−1 = −αΣn=1NDi[n][Σj∈C[i]Fji[n − 1] +Fexti[n−1]]

It just works

>What's your name?
>What's your rival's name?
>What's your town's name?
>What's your favorite thing?
>What's your farm's name?
>What's your brother's name?
>Complete long tutorial
>First pre-named NPC you meet has one of the names you used

>>377941796
>being this bereft of creativity
>making me reply to a wojack/pepe image
FUCK YOU

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>>377960536
>tfw to dumb for wojakposting

>>377941796
I always do either
>DeusVult
or
>RemoveKebab
Nobody pock these for whatever reason

>>377941796
google translated memes into latin

>>377961371
post some good ones

>>377961509
Keep in mine google translated latin is probably its worst language and you have to sometimes choose better substitutes for words.
>Uxor Filias
Wife's son
>Magnus Sodalis
Big guy
>felix mercator
Happy merchant
>puellae paulo viatores
Lolitrain

etc.

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>>377941796
I use my friend's middle name

Think of a random word. Add a random suffix not normay used.

>Not just using western songs/bands like Araki

>not using meme names you've seen reposted on /v/ a million times

>>377941796
>tfw my steam username is Joker because we named ourselves after poker cards but everyone always thinks it's because of Batman or the new thing lately is getting called a weeb because of Persona 5

The fuck guys it's 2017. The correct way to have a username is realfirstname.lastname

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>Xx_RedditWeed_xX has joined The Server.

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>>377943743
>Pepsi fork
>PERSKI

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>naming yourself after an unfunny meme and regretting a week later

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>>377956604
Some things man was just not meant to witness.

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>>377943743
ComputerDesk

>>377943743
A book and a weight. WordLifter.

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>>377964607

>>377961816
those are amazing holy shit

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>>377958153
>thought i was cool for getting dark_knight when i was 12

>>377964607
>>>/fitlit/

Its a perfect use for all those useless band names you think over the years.

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>>377957705
>tfw you had a name that doesn't even find google results
>a decade later random assholes who have seen you somewhere have stolen it
>google results brings up lol players but it's still rare enough that people will actually think those are you

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>not picking a name that makes you sound like a cute anime girl

>>377966604
boku wa dongus des

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>>377941796
>Used the name of my favorite movie monster
>Never taken
Feels good.

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>not just combining a part of your first and last name
PLEBS

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>>377941796
>make username
>like it
>people in online games often assume I'm a girl because it apparently sounds girly
>tfw kind of want to change it but I like it and I like having a username I can stick with for a long time
>>377962893
my friend has a cool, short middle name, but I have him added on a lot of things and it'd be weird. plus it's specific/uncommon

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>My PSN username is a username from years ago that I no longer use anymore (Not embarrassing, just a vowel and some numbers)
>There's no way to change your username for no fucking reason whatsoever, even Microsoft lets you buy one for pocket change

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>there are people in this thread that unironically use numbers in their username

>>377944002
>Phord
so perfect it's probably already in use.

>not just naming yourself after a historical figure to appear smart
Galilel

penis retardo 69 in all games

>>377955650
kek

>I_hate_ni66as scored

Fucking Rocket league

>username censors swearing