Hilarious Racial Variety Trainwrecks

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Its only really a thing if you can't see him for anything other than his race.

there's nothing wrong with being an alpha male
monogamy is a concept created by religion and feminists

>>377919889
>monogamy is a concept created by religion and feminists

How do you expect to get a multiple partners when you can't even get one?

>>377919715
>trainwreck

What? Jacob was probably one of the most realistic black characters in a game.

>>377920394
you're not supposed to be looking out for "a single partner", but for yourself. being an alpha attractive man is what women are looking out for- you don't get a woman, a woman gets you (temporarily, non-exclusively)

Jacob is awesome, he's basically a litmus test for thots. Anyone who romanced him isn't worth your time.

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>>377919889
t. lowtest male

>>377920852
keep being a beta cuck and serving the female imperative instead of your own

>>377919715
>forgetting Captain Anderson
He was proud of you

I want to marry Garrus!

>>377920708
It's particularly hilarious given that the latter part was made just when EA started using social issues as their critique shield.

>>377919889
You sound BLACKED

>>377921153
I'm still so fucking pissed they axed his final conversation with Shepard. It would have been such a great way to close off the series, your last conversation with your father figure being about maybe settling down and having kids after saving the galaxy

>>377919715
>guy is so bland I thought he was a temporary companion for the tutorial
I was pretty suprised when miranda didn't shoot him. His entire backstory was so uninteresting compared to the other companions I thought the twist would be he was an undercover agent or something

>>377921607
i am an alpha. you are either a redditor who gets upset by the word NIGGER, or a redditor who recently discovered "traditionalism" and "family values" on /pol/

>>377919715
He is more like that faceless accountant type that you keep forgetting his name and besides being good at his job he stays out of social interaction and one day just quits for no reason.

I know its probably bad bioware writting but i met people like this in real life... what is their deal? its like real life npc.

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>>377921194
Me too!

>>377922175
I can't tell if this is supposed to be bait.

>>377919889
Feminists DESPISE monogamy. Marraige was created for the benefit of both men and women. It made sure men would each get a woman (without marriage, the top 10% of men will get the vast majority of women) and it made sure women would still have a partner after they turned ugly in their 30s.

>>377922440
>without marriage, the top 10% of men will get the vast majority of women
yeah, the alphas. if you're a beta, that's your problem. you should never expect monogamy out of a woman because they aren't meant to be monogamous, and obviously alphas themselves are not monogamous.

your only excuses for monogamy are you being a beta

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>giant lips
>bald headed
>appears to be slathered in Vaseline
>typical stuck up "I'm better than you, I don't need no man" attitude

I guess black stereotypes is okay when a company claiming to be progressive does it.

>>377922704
Yeah and then who raises the children? What happens is society ends up with a bunch of lazy single mothers and the children turn out to be
mentally ill degenerates.

>>377920443
this desu

>>377922972
She looks constipated

>>377923013
the mother, supervised by the alpha (if he is available)
or alternatively by a beta dad like yours and create more betafags like you.

>mentally ill degenerates
so, people unaffected by the burden of a society full of feminist and kike propaganda that tries to subvert men to give women the power?

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>>377922704
The family is the foundation of modern society, you retarded faux-intellctual.

>women aren't meant to be monogamous
Only a post-modernist could say something so completely refuted by observed reality.

>>377922440
>and it made sure women would still have a partner after they turned ugly in their 30s.
marriage comes from a time when the average life expectancy was below that, clod

>>377923682
the family is a burden that the man has to carry, sacrificing his own dreams in the process, just to give the aging woman (who has already fucked alphas in her 20's) the security that she wants

women aren't meant to be monogamous, and men aren't meant to be monogamous either. humans used to be nomads, and though we can attempt to change the way society operates, our biological programming and desire will not change so easily. i feel bad for you if you're monogamous.

read a fucking historical book instead of romanticized fiction

>>377919715
>glorious
I want reddit to leave

>>377922440
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>>377920640
>>377919889


Go back to /pol/ and /b/ faggots. /v/ is for games, not your societal subversion bullshit

>>377919715
Jacobs story is fucking hilarious.

His dad abandoned him and he worked hard to land himself in a prominent position, all the while believing his daddy was a good man and wasn't a scumbag deadbeat

So he finally gets a lead on his dad's wherebouts and he brings his coworkers and boss to go rescue daddy....what does he find? That his daddy is the exact scumbag deadbeat that he didn't want to believe

Fucking 10/10 writing