Is Mike and Ryan taking over Cinemassacre?

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No, he is.

>>377916123
Holy shit hes balding bad.

>>377916123
wtf happened to James' hair?!

>>377916229
it's shopped because LOL HES BALDING meme.

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what did ryan meant by this?

>>377916123
>it's another mateifag thread about his dick
just wait... it takes 2-3 posts

>>377916197
is is true that mike threaten oney not to use brown bricks ever again?

>>377916123
>ryan
who

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>>377916540
he's taking over avgn series

>>377916354
Where's a recent pic of him

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>>377916734
where did the hair go

ooooh

where did the hair go

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>>377916329
>>377916329
it's gone

>>377916123
Holy shit did Ryan get even fatter?

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>>377917350
you better watch out

>>377916123
They suck

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>>377917586
comment removed by Cinemassacre

>>377917690
public enemy number 1. he's everything wrong with gaming "celebrities"

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>>377918595
delete this right now

>>377916896
Why do men pathetically cling to their hair when they're balding? Just get a razor and cut that shit already.

>>377917690
My favourite part is how he blocks people with the official Cinemassacre channels around the internet when people tell him to shut the fuck up about his dick, I honestly wonder if James is okay with him using the official account to talk about that, make your own account to talk about your cock you hack

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>>377917690
>>377918595
>>377919013
>Mike

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>>377916197
>brown pricks in Auchzshits

Mike "Alt-Right" Matei

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>>377918818
james loves wearing that hat

>>377919724
mike is not alt-right though, he's apolitical and wants the channel to be that way. That's why he fired bootsy.

>>377919724
Mike "swinging nego jamboree" Matinee

>>377918818
Imagine the nerd character to be bald. Imagine.

I'm balding (from the temples) and I just style it backwards. I look like the villain from advance wars days of ruin and that's pretty nice.

>>377916896
AVGN
>filthy balding cuck
>life project was a shit movie

Mike
>full set of hair
>massive cock

Balding happens guys.

It might happen... TO YOU

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>>377920576
james "special ed" rolfe

Oh, boy - can't wait to learn about old games from a couple of charisma vacuums.

>>377920716
what matter is that he said that he will not watch the newest ghosbusters and the he broke that promise by watching it. He mentioned it on some podcast.

james confirmed once again a full blown cuck

>>377919872
>mike is not alt-right though, he's apolitical and wants the channel to be that way
then why were ryan and mike making fun of gays in the last star trek video?

I mean other than a smoke screen to divert from being gay himself, mike making fun of gays is gonna alienate a portion of their fanbase. some would say a large portion of their fanbase

Anyone got the video where Ryan just shouts "HEY" for no reason?

>>377920716
What do you mean might

>>377920880
You really think he's gonna go his entire life without checking out that monstrosity?

I don't have a single urge to watch the new Power Rangers but life is long man. Shit changes.

Ryan owns the company that owns Cinemassacre so technically he took over long ago.

>>377916123
More like taking over James' wife.

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>James Rolfe did the crowd funding right before the kick starter boom
>He could have doubled or tripled his budget a few months later

>>377920998
I just checked the video and they disabled the votes wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYUqNUdIgGQ

give me a timestamp on that gay joke

>>377916734
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw5pT11ZpwY&t=306s
Latest video.

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>>377921265
according to one of the guys he barely spent the money on the movie

>>377920998
that’s just comedy my dude

>>377920998
>then why were ryan and mike making fun of gays in the last star trek video?
Because everyone mocks fags.
>I mean other than a smoke screen to divert from being gay himself
And that's why.
>mike making fun of gays is gonna alienate a portion of their fanbase. some would say a large portion of their fanbase
Seriously though, why are you all so utterly detached from reality?

>>377921152
he made an 8 minute video explaining why he wasn't gonna see it, made tons of cash from the views and the ads it got, inspired others to stay away from the movie because it was a cash grab..... and then admitted that he saw it anyway and didn't mind it. james can say or do anything, and his sheep fans will find an excuse for him no matter what

>>377921428

You say that, but the budget for the film was only 300k and it kinda shows.

>james and mike monday vid comes out
>nothing else to watch so check it out
>mike just talks over james
>james too polite to stop his constant interruptions
>mike talk for too long but he doesn't really has much to actually say
>james going uh huh, yeah, right for like 3/4ths of the video

fucking hell man that fat fuck ryan is just about entertaining as a drying wall paint too so any of his videos are a no watch, thank god for the avgn season videos, gives me something to binge instead of watching the channels terrible non james content... what the fuck is mike trying to do with ryan anyway? grooming him to replace james? kek at all the comments that are literally mike or ryan astroturfing

>>377921678
>but the budget for the film was only 300k and it kinda shows
the new ghostbusters movie was better than the avgn movie, and we all know it

>>377922014
I get the feeling Mike and James aren't even friends but James is too beta to tell him to fuck off and Mike bombs on everything he ever did solo so that's why Ryan is there now.

>>377920508

If you really gotta keep hair then just go bald but buy a wig for when you're "in character." I mean that'd look shit but less shit than trying to make little poofs pretend they're still a full head of hair.

>>377922112

I was talking about the AVGN movie's budget

>>377922336
>I mean that'd look shit

Not if you get a good wig. I had no idea William Shatner wore a mop until I was told.

>>377922206
>I get the feeling Mike and James aren't even friends

I get the same feeling just look at james body language when mike always talks over him and doesn't let him speak, james always looks really disinterested and mike being oblivious to social cues just keeps going on, it's painful to watch...

it's pretty clear that mike is the pity friend.

>>377922206
they know each other since college, their first conversation was about transformers toys. I'm not joking.

>>377922014
>mike trying to do with ryan anyway
it's the other way around, ryan calls the shots

>>377918818
The same reason women desperately cling to their good looks when their getting older by trying on retarded amounts of makeup. They want to seem younger than they actually are.

I know nerds like to make everything a "haha us vs them (group of people) are so pathetic compared to me" but it's basic common sense that you'd want to look younger to most people.

>>377922548
Eh you can know each other for a long time but fall out of friendship for reasons but you still do shit together just because it's all you know.

It's also hard as fuck to make new friends when you're James age.

>it's another e-celeb thread on /v/
wrong board retard
>>>/trash/ is where this thread and you belong
sage, report, hide

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>check in to watch some Cinemassacre
>always avoid anything with Ryan or basically anyone who isn't James because I'm not interested
>ohh new James & Mike Mondays
>click on it
>see this fuck in pic related
>exit
Bastards couldn't even put his name in the title, they knew people wouldn't click on that shit if they did

>>377918818
Well white dudes in particular rarely look good bald.
They either look like pathetic losers, or skinheads.
Rarely a in between.

Best you can hope for is generic meathead.

>>377922471
james is just a retard. as simple as that, mike had to explain to him what's a harpy, him, a fucking horror fan doesn't know what harpy is. He thought he was "a woman playing the Harp".

>>377921549
Oh the horror!!!! What a hypocrite, am I right!? We should track him down and lynch him for this! You hold him down and I will shit directly into his lying mouth!!!

You and I are so morally superior and we should make it known!!! We are not CREATING anything or building ourselves a POSITIVE and FRUITFUL life, but it doesn't matter, because WE ARE RIGHT and tearing other people down for every minor indiscretion shows how truly great and morally superior we are!

>>377916123
M I N E Y C R A F T A

>>377923240
pinned by cinemassacre

Sometimes when watching James you can see his blatant lack of basic knowledge. Like when he called Charon "some skeletonon a boat" or didn't know what a harpy is.

>>377923319
you better delete this, mike threaten to sue oney about the brown bricks. It will happen to you as well.

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>>377922852
you forgot to hit dislike

>>377922206
>I get the feeling Mike and James aren't even friends
i heard through another youtuber on the same network as cinemassacre (he'll remain anon) that mike fired bootsy without james' approval, and its caused a huge rift between them. they only work together to keep the site afloat. james can barely disguise his hatred of mike, and personally i can see it in the videos. anyone else?

could be bullshit though, but i wouldn't be surprised if true

>>377923519
Why would I delete it? It's the most fun you can pawsibly have while playing an app.

>>377921428
Wow, how fucking sad do you have to be, guy who made this is a fag.

>>377916896
Jesus Christ James, just commit to wearing a hat from now on.

>>377923461
>Sometimes when watching James you can see his blatant lack of basic knowledge
his mispronunciations of basic words used to drive me crazy until i realized that he grew up in special ed, and now it makes sense. he can't comprehend when the pronunciation of a word sometimes changes when a suffix is added to it. he just doesn't know any better

James is the only one with any charisma, Mike is unfunny and awkward, while Ryan just sounds like a corporate shill 24/7

>>377918818
James is a babyface, can't grow a beard. Baldness will ruin him.

where the fuck did this ryan guy even come from

>>377916123
At a distance I thought that was Mike Stoklasa, and I was about to be very confused

>>377920746
What's wrong with his foot? Is it broken?

>>377916329
It went back to the past.

>>377924508
he created screenwavemedia which was supposed to be the next blip

he also shills games his company makes on the channel.

>>377923725

Why did Bootsy get fired?

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>>377924679
being in special ed does stuff to you

>>377924825
see>>377919872

>uh
>huh
>uh huh
>yeah

James needs to work off a script because he sounds mentally retarded in that AvP video they posted this week

>Is Mike and Ryan taking over Cinemassacre?
No, because it's Mike Matei's fucking channel and has been for over a decade now, James just posts AVGN videos there now because GameTrailers tanked. In the sense that nobody gives a shit about Mike + Ryan and everybody's here to see James? Then yeah, Mike and Ryan are taking over. But it's Mike's channel and he can put whatever the fuck he wants on it.

>>377920998
>mike making fun of gays is gonna alienate a portion of their fanbase

Who, exactly? Certainly not the gay ones. All the gay people I've met had a very good sense of humor about it and made fun of gays themselves. The only ones who will be "offended" will be the straight sjw cucks who take it upon themselves to get offended on the gays' behalf.

>>377916123
>Is

>>377920746
What the actual fuck kind of form is that?

>>377922206
It's too bad James allowed Mike to get rid of Bootsy, otherwise James would have a real friend he could play games with.

>>377922675
>It's also hard as fuck to make new friends when you're James age.

This is the truth.

>be 34
>haven't made a new friend since 2006 back in college
>we barely talk more than twice a month anymore as it is

It's all downhill from here.

>>377917443
What the fuck

James is not a cuck, you can't prove shit.

>>377926035
You can make "friends" but it won't be close to the same level as the ones you make in your late teens to mid twenties. That's when everyone is growing together and you can truly bond with someone. It's not just acquaintancespassing time together.

>>377925046
This. He said he has ADD but his problem is not that is can't pay attention, just that what Mike is saying isn't worth listening to. He was probably misdiagnosed as a kid for the same reason and got put on drugs that he didn't need. It probably fucked up his social interaction skills growing up and now he comes off as awkward.

>>377922112
No, anon. The AVGN movie was fun in it's own special autistic way, new ghostbusters was just bad.

>>377923519
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>>377923838
What is this about?

>>377922964
Blacks and whites look good shaved but only if they are particularly large in height and muscle mass.

You never see an Asian with a shaved head.

>>377928389

I see them all the time. Most are VC shits.

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>>377928389

Ok it's a buzzcut, but close enough.

>>377928389
I have one, most Filipinos do fine with it