What went wrong?

burritos?

Wow, is that...

man Burrito McBurritoson got fat as fuck

Dude still needs to learn how to shave

He acted like a smug little shit when he interviewed Seth Killian on MVC3

>>377911487
Pugnacious Pedro? No, I think it's...

>>377911487
Seven dollars Sanchez?

>>377911264
Probably Chloe Moretz rubbed off on him

On the left is beaner Nathan Drake, on the right we have beaner fat Drake

>>377911264
He found his seven dollars.

>>377911264
Age hits you hard, my nigger.

>>377911264
was he replaced like Paul McCartney and Avril Lavigne?

>>377911487
Expanding Emilio?

>>377911264
Success and age

>>377911264
He got a girlfriend so he stopped trying

>>377911264
>4:19
>4:20

>>377911264
turns out 7 dollars can get you a bunch of burritos

prednisolone?

>>377911487
Julio Dorrilo the Aging Burrito?

>>377911642
some harder than others

holy sheeeit this man is heading towards an early demise

>>377911487

HIS NAME IS ANGRY JOE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>377911487
Big Pig Pablo?

Doghnut Drake

>>377911487
Fat Fernando?

He's unfunny and he's often a complete retard, but at the same time he's been one of the best indicators of what games are worth playing or not. He overpraises some games, like Skyrim for example. But Skyrim was still worth playing. DOOM is good, No Man's Sky is shit, Zelda is good, Civilization Beyond Earth is shit. You have to hand it to Fat Fernandez, his taste isn't complete shit at least.

>>377911264
Clearly he's living off $7.00 so he had to buy the cheapest grub available which is just reformed meat and cheese pumped full of chemicals

>>377911487
Mad Mex?

>>377911845
Imagine how angry you'd be if your mother named you "angry joe" like holy christ.

Obesity effects millions of Americans, and while studies have shown that 60% of obesity can be genetic, the other 40% is overwhelmingly associated with lifestyle.

The only food source in the American Diet positively associated with obesity is Soda. A 16 oz serving of almost any Soda will add 350 calories per day to the diet, almost entirely from huge doses of sugar. High fructose corn syrup is a form of sugar commonly found in this and other foods, and is associated with cancer.

Foods high in trans fat and cholesterol such as greasy fast food, pizza, and hamburgers can clog the arteries and cause strokes, heart attacks, and can lead to cancer in the liver.

Fat cells feed cancer if it gets the chance to begin multiplying the in body. Studies show that people with obesity have a much higher risk of developing cancer.

Obesity is also associated with diabetes, type II, which is when the body produces too little insulin to bond with all of the sugar in the blood stream. Over time, the pancreas may produce less and less as a result of too much sugar. The average American diet is a "sugar shock rollercoaster": every few hours, Americans eat foods high in sugar, and when they feel "tired", they really crave sugar.

>>377911487
Obese Enrique?

He's cultivating mass.

>>377912301
he's getting angrier

>>377912214
Everything leads to cancer, apparently.

>>377912189

He's actually named Anne Grillo.

>>377911487
Dave.

>>377911264
Time. Fucker can't stop making us all older.

>>377911264
I still dont know how neofag loves 7 pesos jose, you can be banned if you talk bad about him.

Also,
>watch BOTW review
>this is my firs zelda game
how in the fuck a """"""""""""gamer reviewer"""""""""" never play a zelda game?
his first console was the 360?
he lives with his parents and they never buy a console?

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>>377911264
The Deftones' new stuff isn't that bad, OP

>>377912214
>that 60% of obesity can be genetic
Is this related to those daemonic thyroids that summon forth calories from the ether that I've heard so much about?

>>377912550
>time adding 50 pounds
didn't know it had a feeding fetish

>>377911487
Assblasted Amigo?

>>377911264
Meh, his opinions are shit. He might as well just die from a heart attack.

>>377911264
American diet?

>>377912793
American diet + mexican genes = rotund 30y old.

>>377912550
>time makes you fat
No he's just a fat lazy whale now, he's far from that age where its hard to keep on muscle weight

>>377911487
Perturbed Pedro?

>e-celeb thread
Remember to report.

>>377911264
> shit genes

>>377912562

It seems the 360 was his first console, and apparently that's the case with many prominent "nerds", I know a few guys that never owned a console until they were on their early 20's, they have no taste at all.

>>377912965
Thats all you're good for.
Making a post that contributes nothing, cant make anyone laught, cant do anything but bring more suffering into the world.
Spawn of satan.

>>377912628
In some cases, but at that point, whoever has hypothyroidism was probably already living an unhealthy lifestyle. I have hypothyroidism and try as I might, on any healthy diet or excersise regimen, I can never get under 190 lbs. My weight always remains within ten or twenty pounds of that. But I live a healthy lifestyle, so I'm not traditionally obese, but my BMI would say that I am. Really, Americans as a whole are so fat, "obese" in the public perception are basically round people.

>>377913197
>190 lbs
>obese BMI

how fucking tall are you?

He looks kind of like Donut Drake.

>>377913347
Oh, I guess I was remembering wrong. I've been 190 lbs for so long in my life, I always remember the BMI wrong. I'm 6'1, so I guess that's just under/over overweight. Huh. Well, guess I'm doing something right.

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>>377911487
No. The guy on the right is not Angry Joe, if that's what you're asking.

>>377912158
Hitman: Absolution was shit and he was wrong.

>>377911264
much taco

>>377911264
what 5 dollar food makes you look like that?

>>377911487
Flabby Filippo, yes it is

Angry Joe makes pretty good music vids.

https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8?t=43s

>>377912570
I still love you Chino but goddamn you look old and melted

>>377911264

his stream made too much money, which he invested in burritos obviously.

>>377911264
>having a girlfriend
not even once

Menopause

>>377911487
Four Fingers Frederique?

Left: console player
Right: PC player

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>>377911264
Dear kids:

Your face can only get that bloated through alcohol.
He is an alcoholic.

Take note of the fact that he has lost weight overall compared to the second pic, and yet his face is still bloated.

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>>377914541
But I gotta drink anon. Its the only release for me.

>>377911642
>Age
Go back to tumblr you commie faggot
The culprit here was the McDonalds dollar menu

>>377912214
dont take my coffee and water i need those

>>377911714
she doesn't even live in the country.

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>>377914541
And yet his nose hasn't gone red.

>>377915304
She sits by his side as he's playing games all the time

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>>377915393
If Spoony's looks matched his personality, the dude would be a Winter Lantern.

>>377912301
At this rate, he'll end up with adult onset diabetus

>>377915393
I-is he coming to get me?

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>>377911642
Fatmericans always eat fast food trash and buy coffee or chocolate with high levels of sugar from Starbucks.
Add the lck of a proper exercise routine and voala, your body starts to look like crap. The worst is that some fat women start with the idea of being obesse is not a sign of bad health, but I cant stop thinking how do these obesse guys feel when they can no longer walk more than 1 block and needs pic related to move their whole humanity.

>>377911264
>Free up a lot of time by not having a day job
>Still somehow ends up becoming fat

>>377913343
moar

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>>377911264
drinking too much soda

>>377915741
Too intimidating. He'd be a giant rat, a gel, or a celestial larve.

>>377916234
what the fuck? I jut had to google this shit cause I've never seen someone like that and I found this too hard to believe. I mean, I am fatty, but damn americans reached a whole new level.

>>377914541
What about soda?

he seems to be gaining weight. i hope he can reverse this

>>377912189
His mother didnt give him the name.

He earned it.

>>377911487
Enraged Esteban?

>>377911487
Pissed Pedro?

>>377912158
The only thing I give to fat Fernandez is that he is calling out the jewish scenes of EA and Activision

>>377913654
All of it.

Healthy food always costed more.

>>377916906
Don't worry.
He stretched those 7 dollars out admirably, but they can't sustain him forever

>>377913343
>white womyn

LMAOOO

>>377917641
Not really.
You just have to be willing to prepare it.

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>>377912158
>Fat Fernandez