ITT: Your favorite video game quotes

"You're better than average"
-Glock Jaguar

>As a result of claytronic nanotechnology, I am practically invulnerable to attack, Jack.
Resilient Politician

"Assuming a philosophical framework in which there is indeed a cohesive sense of self which can be apprehended accurately through introspection, then, upon brief contemplation, I can indeed affirm the proposition that I am Mario, an Italian-American sewage waste aqueduct technician who frequently finds himself aiding in the rescue of the reigning monarch of the Mushroom Polity -- a one Princess Peach."
-Alfonso

great thtread

>make haste to my postition
-Yellow color swap

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"A explosive device!"
Jay Z Denton

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>>377905004
"Fukushima, my person at the moment has become a living metaphor for an evil supernatural entity" - Mistreated "Poison" Serpent

YEEEEEEEY
-Enzo

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>"How very charitable of her majesty to summon us to a social gathering of prepared foods and open-handed cordiality, regardless of the immense difference in our societal statuses."
- Supreme Matteo

>>377906981
The fact that you used none of the following automatically makes your post shit.

> Magnum Panther
> Pistol Bobcat
> Firearm Feline

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>"We'll make diamonds out of their asses"
>Massive Master

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>Homo-sapiens? A minuscule heap of things laid on top of shit from his soul!
Dude not present in VTM

>>377908221
kek

Good fortune, commanding officer
-council man

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>Display unto me an enjoyable time, Mr. Ripper
-Samurai Jack

>>377908473
Well technically you could call Raiden "Samurai Jack"

"As I stand here, something occurs to me. Though trivial to suspect otherwise, it seems as though you happen to be that samurai."

- Slinky Steak

>a state of armed conflict is not same as before
Hallucination from MGS2 plant. The older version.

"Oh, pardon me, Queenie"

Chain (Animated Series)

>>377908595
Raiden's not a samurai though. Using a katana doesn't make you a samurai.

It's debateable if Sam is a samurai but he's closer.

>>377905004
Bump, can't let this thread die so quick

>>377908060
>"I sure hope she didn't make any sandwiches!"
- Louis

>>377908087
The best is obviously:
"Not too shabby"
-Handgun Tabby

>>377908836
wolf calls him a samurai

>>377908060
"I refuse"
- Martin

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>"And thus, I claim to be the deadliest champion ever recorded in the History of War waged by mankind!"
-large armament individual

"I'M GONNA MARRY PRAXIS!"
- Ferretman

>>377908221
>"I'm already a semen"
-Colossal Chief

"This is our nap time, but you can sleep next to us if you want.."
- The Wonder Twins

"would you like to know what makes me the best boom human?"
-somali pirate

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"It is currently the moment in which the Suntransitsthecelestialmeridian – roughly the time when it is highest above the horizon on that day." - Clint Eastwood

"Probably shoulda called first!"
-Nord Mage

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>I SHALL DELIVER MY APOLOGIES OF YOUR DEATH TO YOUR MARSUPIAL LIFE PARTNER!
-Infantryman

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>>377905004
Serpent... what was it that made you arrive later than I expected?
-I forgot his name

"I'm the sarge, now!"
- Velvet, the Vandal

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Also i would like to add, you are not the most attractive individual.
-Architect

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>>377909970
"By using this high tech piece of technology currently laying exactly on my face I can clearly see you with my eyes behind this high tech piece of technology."
-Trooper 67

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>>377908473
>My body is impervious to damage
-9/11 man

¨>"You're right hand detaches from your body?"
- Smol-time Lion

>>377910268
How could you forget
Kawasaki Tanner

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>>377910431
"NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN"
-blonde chick with massive staff

"James. James Bond"
-Gabe Logan
-Mission Possible

"get a job faggot"
John Charles Denton

>>377910912
wwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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"Kingdom Hearts is white!"
-Big Smiles

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Your skills are quite above those of an averge person.
-Assault Rifle Cheetah

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>>377907637
>Alfonso

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>"Did someone mention delicious flat cakes, often thin and round, prepared from a starch-based batter that may contain eggs, milk and butter and cooked on a hot surface such as a griddle or frying pan, often frying with oil or butter? I love flat cakes, often thin and round, prepared from a starch-based batter that may contain eggs, milk and butter and cooked on a hot surface such as a griddle or frying pan, often frying with oil or butter!"
-Guro Adachi

IS IT TRUE?
-ryoji morimoto

>>377905004
>>377908221
>>377909746
>Large Leader
>Massive Master
>Colossal Chief
I love these

>>377905004
"Bronies this is your mindset"
-Barneyfag

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"Time to start the transformation sequence, my attractive female comrade." - Wonder Red

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>>377911370
>easy women and prostitutes
-buddy cop

>Fraud? I will force you to consume that talk through your mouth!
- Speedy Gonzalez

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>>377908060
"I aspire that her royal highness prepare a plentiful amount of authentic Italian noodles smothered with tomato paste and garnished with onions and concentrated balls of hamburger meat."

-Homosexual Luis

>"Gilbert used to be a great person, such a putrid method of passing away."

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>>377910123

"HU! HA! HU!"
-Zero.

>I want your shit down my neck!
Dick Kickem

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"Uchigatana Butler, I am a cognitive sex-offender." -Rudorufu Kyrie

"you nwah" - joshua graham

>>377912067
>What is my reason for battling?
-One

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>>377905004

"Wake up you hemorhoid ridden nutjuggler",-
N'wah

*Farts* the ally!
-Fucka

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"I most certainly don't think there will be ever a chance of that happening, not now, not in the near future, not ever."

Very unlikely, member of the LGBTQ community

"A villain has risen."

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"Give it to me, this object.. your shadowy spirit." -Servant Warrior Wynd

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You've made it to a point you were not intended to reach, however I have not introduced myself, you're to cease actions faggot, for it is now the moment I kill you.
-Franklin Whoreagain