I fucked 7 girls too.

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>>377902819
I fucked their moms too

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>feelio when literal babbies like you browse the same board as me

>>377902964
Don't bully my boyfriend, he was really excited to make this thread.

>>377902819
>>377902964
>proud of your cuckstamp

>>377904343
Back then you had a reason to switch. You probably weren't even alive when we had to leave WON.

>>377902819
been PC gaming since early 90's.
make steam account less than 2 years ago.

>>377902964
Real oldfags didn't use Steam 13 years ago in order to avoid the DRM menace which has now become commonplace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HhKa_f9Q7k

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>tfw I've never fucked

>>377904708
Don't fall for the 3D meme EVER.

>>377904708
cut a hole in a melon and microwave it for 45 seconds, pretty much the same thing

>>377904461
Not really. That was 2004.

>>377904642
>>377904929
Casual shitters avoided steam who were afraid of 1.6 competition.
>muh 1.5
You have never touched the game, the balance changes were needed.

>>377904921
Don't do this it'll create mustard gas.

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>>377904921
I'll do this.
Thanks anon.

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>>377902964
you can leave now newfag

>9 years of service
>It's actually my second steam account because i forgot the password for the first one and i only set that one up because i needed it to play Half Life 2

>>377905063
Yeah, I waited a month because everyone told me shit was wonky. Never really had a problem with it, ever.

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only made a Steam account because Half-Life 2 required it

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FACT: if you don't have a day1 Steam account you're either a console peasant or an underagefag.

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>>377905331
or your dad didn't let you use the computer until you got a job. Meh, did me some good i reckon.

>>377905331
whatever you say fag, CS is trash and always has been. UT is a thinking man's game.

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>>377905331

>>377905331
But I didn't need steam back in the day, steam only had peggle, counter strike, and half llife, which are game I don't give a shit
I was playing the good games which didn't require steam.

>>377905684
>half life
>cs
>not good
found the consolefag

>>377906586
Didn't say they weren't good, I say I didn't give a shit about them
I played too much cs with WON and had finished every half life when they were published by sierra
Why would I give a shit about games I already had?
Maybe you're too young to remember when valve games weren't on steam.

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>>377905063
>being this new
wew

>>377905601
>>377907973
you lads really wanna get down and dirty? Steam digit ID. 4 digits

2003
never had sex

>>377908102
I got 7xxxx. It's a shamefur dispray I know, but I wasn't too thrilled about Steam and took my time to register on that day.

>>377905187
this, and now I just pirate everything that's steam only release

>>377905187
I had tried it before and was really annoyed that HL2 required it.

>>377906586
Half Life 2 is trash. Half Life 1 was better in every way. CS has always sucked bootyhole.

>>377908102
>check this out of curiosity
>2 digits
Just tell me for how much I can sell this shit for and where.

Meanwhile let me check my other account that I'm positive I made not long after this one.