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>nintenbros will defend this

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>nintenbros will defend this
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>we want the minions fans
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>>377889836
>it's a roster
>the rabbids are just dressed up versions of the Mario cast

What fucking wasted potential. They could have least dressed them up as Wario and Waluigi for fuck's sake.
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At least is turned based.
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>>377889836
>Not even made by nintendo
Nah, fuck off
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>>377889984

This sounds like a clusterfuck.
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I can defend it
I wont BUY it tho
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>>377889836
>tails gets trolled.jpg
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This will be way better than sticker star
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>>377889836
1. We have no idea how the gameplay will go
2. Its literally Ubisoft developed, not Nintendo
3. Nigga who cares Mario Odyssey is coming out
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>yfw it's still better than awakening and fates:rev
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I didn't know Randy Pitchford got a job at Nintendo.
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>>377890727
I'm genuinely curious what they were gonna do to that water fountain.
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>>377889836
No they won't.
Then you'll falseflag as one of them defending it.
Then you'll reply to yourself saying how Nintenbros are stupid
And you'll keep doing this forever
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>>377889836
No I won't. It looks like shit.
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>>377889836
>>377889984

Where the fuck did these even come from anyway?

>personnalities
>Badass Princess
This is a dead giveaway to me that this shit is fake but given Nintendo's past record, I don't doubt they would pull off something like this.
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>>377891063
They're internal slides made by French and Italian sub-studios at Ubisoft. They're real.
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>>377891025
those are typical mario graphics though
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So 3DS gets Superstar saga DX and Switch gets whatever the hell this is.
If I were only a Switch owner I'd be a bit salty right about now.
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>this will be the 2000 kids mario RPG


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_q9y5vSIrw

Ready nintenbros?
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>>377891184
We're getting Mario Odyssey though.
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>>377891224
Yeah true. Hope you enjoy it senpai.
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>>377891123
Is there a confirmed source or are you just quoting some video game "news" site?
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>>377891350
It's all written on the slides.
I mean it could still be all be a big pile of bullshit, but at this point it seems unlikely.
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>>377889836
I won't but you'll say I will regardless. Have a nice /thread
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>>377891063
Lol, Nintendo's own studios would never fuck up this bad. It is ubisofts shitty devs that leaked this. And you better believe it's true, cause it most definitely is.

Kinda makes you wonder if Nintendo will hire them to do other projects in the future.
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>>377889836

Are people upset at this? Do they not like Rabbids?
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>>377889984
This is so fucking weird..

The entire collaboration itself feels like a joke and then, on top of that, they decide it should be a turn-based RPG of all things. And the promotional artwork is focused on weapons...

I'm so confused by this game existing. I can't even begin to imagine the meeting where somebody actually proposed this, let alone that someone at Nintendo would agree that this was a good idea.

Fucking hell
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>>377889950
>>377889950
>They could have least dressed them up as Wario and Waluigi for fuck's sake

>Dress them up as Wario and Waluigi

I

I'd rather they didn't do that.

Seriously, please don't
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>>377891913
mlp is to neckbeards with autism as rabbids is to 3 year olds with autism.
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>>377892325
I can't say I'd want it either but it'd be marginally better than a cast of eight characters, but it's effectively only four.

>>377891913
I thought the first and second games were fun (but fuck if I didn't want what the original game was intended to be, it looked so cool).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLJbjrgVms8

Then Ubisoft overused them, shoved Rayman to the side and shot him in an alley (aside from a brief hurrah in Origins and Legends) and now they're effectively Ubisoft's minions.
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>>377892440
>>377892670

I'm interested. Please tell me more.
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>>377889836
Nope. This is straight up fucking retarded.
I'll buy Mario Platformers. I'll buy Warioware.

Retards who buy splatoon and watch barney will buy this.
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>>377891196
SMRPG is my favorite game of all time. You take that back.
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>>377891350
It's real

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/58rhtp/leaked_email_new_ubisoft_game_is_not_using/?st=J32RY18Y&sh=f9a4f5ca
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>>377892851
Enjoying those dicks and crows, anon?
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>>377891913
>Do they not like Rabbids?

Why would anyone like the thing that killed Rayman? Well at least until Origins and Legends came out.

Also, aren't the Rabbids supposed to be bad guys? Why the shit are they helping Mario? This crossover just doesn't make sense at all.
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>>377891350
oh yeah y'know just someone spent a few months of their time making market quality renders for a fake no biggie
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>>377891753
This.
We have standards, and we're not going to be defending Rabbids. You guys can go ahead and play it if you like talking about it so much though.
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>>377889836
#sassy #nofilter is my main
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>>377893089
It's been done before...
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>>377893070

Rayman screwed Rayman.
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>>377892739
The original concept behind the Rabbids was them to be the main enemy of Rayman 4. Back then the rabbids didn't have a uniform design and they had cool shit like big ass rabit robots that shot lasers out of their eyes. The game had a way more serious tone than what the rabbids ended up being and they were presented as a legitimate threat.

What we ended up with is only a shadow of the concept. The first game has Rayman captured by the rabbids and to free himself he needs to play their games. The gameplay consists of mini-games and that's about it.
So they made a sequel which was also about mini-games.
And another.
And another...
And another...
Rayman made very scarce appearances in them and we didn't get another Rayman game for years. We still haven't got one in the vein of Rayman 2 or 3.
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>>377892851
>Buys Mario games

You already watch Barney you autistic manchild.
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>>377889836
>be me
>1997
>rent SMRPG from blockbuster
>barely literate, but shit is perfect
>dream of a co-op Mario RPG from that day on
>2017
>I got what I always wanted
>not having it hurt less
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>>377892851
What does Splatoon have to so with this?
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I don't think you were around for Smash 4 hype, newfriend. Fake high quality renders were popping up left and right.
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>>377893538
It's a shit game for LOOK AT ME IM SUCH A 90S KID LOL XD
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What if the game is actually fun?

Would /v/ even admit it?
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Why do people act like Mario as a brand can't be hurt?
Just look at what happened to Sonic. He is a complete joke today compared to his glory days. Mario is not immune to brand damage.
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itt: we believe random shit on /v/ if it allows us to shitpost
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I'm honestly wondering what Nintendo was smoking when they left Ubisoft use their characters. Even more odd that Nintendo is ok with Ubisoft letting it's worst studio leading the project.
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>>377893596
Not even gonna shit on how it's a fun spin on the premise of a paintball fight?
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Could be fun
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>>377889836
I want to fuck Rabbid Peach
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>>377893672
guarantee you'll be shilling for this game after its announcement next month, drone
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>>377892851
I absolutely love Splatoon. But Rabbids almost make me vomit. And I don't even know Barney is outside of it being some cartoon that some pony obsessed shitposter is obsessed with.
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So.... is it just Mario Xcom with Rabbids?
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>>377889836
>Defend this.
>Mostly negative feedback both on and off 4chan.

No you are fucking deluded my friend. not even the most diehard Nintendo fan will defend this.
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>>377893751
guarantee you got a small penis.
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>>377889928
raving rabbits predate minions
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>>377893197
One guy made a single model and then did some relatively complex 3D printing. Lots of work, but not as much as this. Here, someone would have had to at least:
>model Peach, Peach Rabbid, and Yoshi, since their poses are static this can be done once and ignored
>either model and rig Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi/Luigi/Mario Rabbids or model them in multiple different poses since they appear in different poses across the source
>model the environments, light the environments
>put together all the needed assets for the fake screenshots
and so on, and so forth. this is like several fake leaks put together, and when someone has the skills needed to pull this sort of thing off, they've probably already got a pretty great fulltime job so it's undoubtedly months of effort

yes, it /could/ be a fake leak. but we are well beyond the point of that being a realistic assertion
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>>377893634
It might be fun. The original Raving Rabbids game is actually surprisingly fun. It's just almost impossible to stomach the actual Rabbids so it's hard to properly enjoy the game.
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>>377893779
I want it to be a good game purely out of spite.
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>>377891012
Dont even have to nigga
>>377889987
>>377890727
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>The Minions of gaming being crossover with Mario

Nintendo fans will defend this.

Also, exclusive footage of Nintendo fans now because of this crossover.
https://youtu.be/Qn_dcNw57tQ
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>>377893878

>this
>months of effort
L-O-L
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>>377893764
If this is true, I'd cry.
Because that means they could have made a plain M&L XCOM game or something and it'd have true GotY potential. But instead we get the Rabbids ruining all of it.
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>>377893938
None of those posts is defending it retard
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>>377893965
Alright, buddy. Tell me about how much work on the side you can get done while working your fulltime job.
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>>377893964
You keep saying this. I think you forget just how much Rabbids were hated. You're either underage or amnesiac.
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>>377889836
>buttblasted sony ponies will shitpost loudly to forget about how anally annihilated they have been for the last months.


Can't wait for the mass suicides once the splatoon 2 numbers are in
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>>377893824
i'm sure you have dicks on the mind
>NO ES FAKE
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>>377894018
Alright buddy, tell me why sonybros would suddenly find a job when they can stay on the tugboat.
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On one hand, fuck the rabbits

On the other, the premise is so crazy I just want to see a gameplay video of this. I really want to see this shit happening for rea, with music, sound effects and all in movement.

It doesn't sound story-robust as the mario rpg games or as gameplay-robust as any intelligent system game, but it will probably have some kind of spin we're not seeing here.

Also, who the fuck greenlighted this anyway
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>>377894124
What the actual fuck are you talking about
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>>377894043
Trust me, /v/ will defend this in the upcoming months.
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>>377894113
nah, just saying that the chance of you having a very small penis is overwhelming. Nobody without deep anger issues caused by a microdick could reach this level of upset.
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>>377894179
Well I'm definitely going to bounce the moment I see it. I can only see people stoop so low before it starts affecting my hope for humanity.
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>>377894176
i'm saying that sonybros got no jobs, being mostly obese mentally and socially deprived ''man''childs. and thus they got no fulltime job to slow them down.
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>>377894249
Most Nintendo fans defend Arms and Splatoon, it's unavoidable. Minions/Rabbids are right up their alley.
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>>377893937
>I want it to be a good game purely out of spite.

why ?
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>nobody realized this is made in the same engine as Wildlands
GHOST RECON CONFIRMED FOR SWITCH
I'm not gonna buy it because it's a shit game though
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>>377889836
What is this?
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>>377894297
>hating on splatoon

Where is my /v/ that liked lolis and jet set radio
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>>377894262
And so you think... Sony fans created this fake leak?
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>>377894297
ebin
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>>377894297
>being THIS mad that nintendo game are better than sony shit


Life most be pretty damn hard for you
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>>377894313
why not?
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>>377894297
The difference is Splatoon is a fun premise and Arms is wacky enough to be a fun party game. Rabbids need to go BACK to Hell where they came from.
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>>377894217
this is too ironic
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>>377891063
Because the game isn't made by Nintendo. It's basically guaranteed to be shovelware.
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>>377894361
Or some other nolifes.

After all, some faggot apparently think that a background slide for a presentation ( as this is) would be in english for a studio mbased in France. That's not counting the multiple, blatant ortograph mistakes, hinting at a mentally inferior specimen. The obvious choice is thus a sony pony
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>>377889836
It looks fun.
>personnalities
Too bad it's fake.
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>>377893672
Please show me where these renders come from, then we'll talk.
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>>377894315
Real talk, the Switch can't even run modern versions of Skylanders and FIFA (they use PS360 versions), games like Ghost Recon won't happen for the Switch.
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>>377894546
please, show me that my image is a switch. Then we'll talk.

Hint : Proof is on you.
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>>377889836
This cannot be real, i can't believe this shit
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>>377894179
Only shitposters will "defend" the game.
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>>377894552
Real talk, you're an idiot that has no fucking idea of what he's talking about. Go on, keep parroting shitposts.
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>>377894467
Screencapped for posterity. See you at E3.
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>>377894467
Please stop trolling me.
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>>377894695
Sure thing. do you need me to bring you a bag of dicks and crow?
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>>377889836
Couldn't Ubisoft have just used Rayman instead of the Rabbids?
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>>377891123
>French and Italian
DEAR
GOD
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>>377894834
They killed their internal Rayman game studio, so rayman is dead for god knows how long.
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>>377891913
rabbids go home was okay but there's just something weird with this
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>>377892851
>Nope. This is straight up fucking retarded.
Agreed
>Retards who buy splat-
Opinion discarded
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>>377889836
No I won't.This is hot garbage and I am the biggest nintendo faglord. Nintendo shared one too many blunts with Ubisoft
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>>377889836
There was this guy at my school who would do the Rabbid scream and run away if anyone annoyed him. Shit was hilarious.
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>>377889836
Everyone on /v/ is having fun laughing at this. I'd rather keep it this way and not turn it into console war material, something that will happen inevitably
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>>377889836
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>>377889836
>The Badass Princess
...
...

...

..................................................what??????
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>>377897621
>Can't spot obvious false flag and/or what >>377895879 said
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>>377889836
Mario's been dead to me since Galaxy 2

>7 years ago
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>>377895879
It isn't a console war. It is just Nintendo being Nintendo. Has nothing to do with any other platform or company.
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>>377889836
It looks dumb....but as long as its fun it should be alright.

Since i enjoy dumb fun from time to time so as long as really fun to play and doesn't suck total ass then whats the problem? Granted i don't really have my hopes up that high to be honest, but still im down for some dumb fun.
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It sounds so crazy I'm keeping an eye on kt
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>>377889836
LITERALLY WHAT IS THERE TO DEFEND?

Can someone give me a quick rundown? What is there to defend about this game?
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>>377898114
There's a small chance that despite the design choices the game itself might actually be fun
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>>377898114
The rpg part has me hopeful that this shitpile might actually have a story/reason to exist.
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>>377895879
are you saying it wasn't consolewar material in the first place
you couldn't ask for anything better for that other than actual official confirmation
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RESIST
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>>377898810
Somehow more attractive than the real thing.
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Might be cool.

I'm an idort and willing to wait to see what gameplay is like before judging.

Dumb and weird concepts like this are what make videogames great. Not everything has to be a brown dull edgy game.
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>>377898593
Why is it shit? Just rabbids alone? We haven't even seen gameplay yet, what the fuck. The art style seems fine.
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Mario hasn't had a whole lot of sanctity as a franchise lately, but seeing a rabbit dressed as Peach taking a selfie makes skin crawl
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>>377898894
being an idort doesnt exempt you from being an idiot if you defend ubisoft
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>>377899292
>this ruins the sanctity of Mario
Holy autism.
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>>377892851
>I'll buy Warioware.
>Retards who buy splatoon
I absolutely love Warioware. But Splatoon has a more respectable aesthetic than in.
Warioware has some of the most ridiculous designs in Nintendo history and the absolute worst design of Wario himself to have ever been conceived.

Amazing games. But Warioware looks absolutely retarded.
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>>377889836
Like hell I will.
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>>377899469
You didn't read the post. Mario's sancitity is long gone
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the worst part is that it will probably sell well and get decent ratings just because theres mario
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>>377900420
I had to go look up if there were any notable Rabbids releases within the past few years, only to find that there has been at least one rabbids game released every year since 2006. My brain has purged the announcement of any of these games from my memory since the first one on the Wii
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>Next investor meeting.
>"As you can see, the sales for this game were not as high as expected. we believe this is due to working with finally working again with external companies and not having a extremely conservative hold on our brand. In future we will continue to be as bland as possible. thank you.


They are playing us like a damn fiddle.
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Better?
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>>377889836
>#babby
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>>377900656
Yes
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>>377889836
Are Rabbids even fucking popular now? Were they EVER popular? Who at Nintendo greenlighted this??
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>>377891158
The game looks like shit
Rabbids are stupid
Ubisoft is a bad company

I won't buy this, borrow it, steal it, pirate it or play it in any capacity. It looks like a bad game on every conceivable level.
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>>377900656
This honestly looks like a fantastic game. The Mario characters in that art look better than they have in fucking decades. It feels like SMW in 3D.

If they'd shown this image as is, I'd be full-speed on the hype train right now.

So why'd they have to shit it up with Rabbids?
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rabbid will be playable in next smash bros
calling it now
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>>377900728
They were unbelievably popular and there was going to be a movie and everything....

Until minions happened. Minions which are pretty much identical except yellow. Minions blew up and now make billions.

I genuinely believe minions were ripped off from Rabbids.
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>>377900656
Yes. This I could get behind. It's the rabbids that're ruining everything.
They ruined Rayman and now they're ruining this too.
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>Rabbids are popular with kids, have a Nickelodeon show on its third season.

> game is clearly intended for younger audience, because Unisoft and Nintendo know they need young fans to succeed in the future.

Obese 35 year old on /v/: WHATS THIS KIDDIE MINION SHIT? NINTENDO FUCKED UP BAD THIS TIME, NINTENDOOMED KEK.

Do you people get offended when cereal boxes don't have waifus and realism too?
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>>377899910
>long gone
Whatever you say autismo
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>>377900843
>The game looks like shit
You haven't even seen the fucking thing.

I'm not going to buy it and I'm sure as fuck not going to defend it, but in your case you don't even make sense.
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>>377889836
>Badass Princess
>#Sassy #Nofilter
I won't
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This is not even being made by Nintendo. If you want to understand what's happening, think of it like this. Nintendo is letting Ubisoft use their IP (Mario) to sell their shitty game. Most likely this is part of a larger deal with Ubisoft to get some of their games on the Switch.
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>>377901530
It's like you're trying to be as dense as possible
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>>377901576
Be more pedantic. C'mon kiddo. Step it the fuck up.
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>>377893070
>Also, aren't the Rabbids supposed to be bad guys?
Originally, but after that TV cartoon they're just rabbit Minions now.
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>>377889836
I'm not sure what's worse. Everything about that picture, or the fact Mario is doing Mega Man's Smash pose while having an Arm Cannon.
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>>377889836
>Game could get /v/irgins like laid
>Would still shitpost
Lmaoo
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>>377901617
>Sassy

I thought it said Babby. I'm disappointed.
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>luigi has a poltergun
They've won me over already.
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>>377889984
So I'm guessing it plays like a multiplayer xcom?
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>>377901649
It's like Puzzle Dragons but with a more obnoxious IP

I don't see the big deal. Its not made by Nintendo and nobody is forced to play it.

If anything it will make nintendo money to dump into other titles on switch and will put them in the good books with ubisoft 3rd party which nintendo desperately need.
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>>377889836
>Personnalities
Regardless this still might be real because I can't imagine someone wasting hours to make this just to troll
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>>377900868
>>377893968
It implies you can choose your party members. If you can make a cast of ONLY Mario characters and no Rabbids, the game might be salvageable
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>>377889836
>nintenbros will defend this
yeah...no. Fuck this shit.

If Nintendo wanted to do a crossover with Mario, they should at least do a proper Mario/Rayman game.
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>>377902032
That's what I'm thinking. It looks like you have a party of three or four based on the one screenshot we've seen, so hopefully we can just use Mario characters and presumably Rabbids will then only serve as enemies which is... fine, I guess.
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>>377902032
your a dumb ass if you believe rabbids won't be the enemies too
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>>377894768
No need since you'll be drowning in embarassment when the time comes.
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>>377889836
>Badass Princess

Nintendo succumbed to feminism as well?
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>>377902161
This is being made by Ubisoft
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>>377902045
> they should at least do a proper Mario/Rayman game.
Imagine a Mario x Rayman RPG, that would be amazing. But no, we're stuck with the fucking rabbids. I thought they were dead.
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>>377902032
>>377902104
>not wanting to play as the stupid rabbids
I bet you play as mario in mariokart too
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>>377889836
>Getting upset over a game made for children that you'll forget exists like a month after release.

What's the point? This isn't for you. It's for little kids who watch the Rabbids show, like the Rabbids game and play Mario.

Also where the fuck is Daisy?
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>>377902271
Daisy got retconned bcoz shes irrelivent
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>>377902190
>Imagine a Mario x Rayman RPG, that would be amazing.

Don't get my hopes up please anon, I would love that.

>But no, we're stuck with the fucking rabbids. I thought they were dead.

Me too, I hoped they were dead
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>>377889836
>epic
>badass
>ironic hastags
did they hire gearbox as well?
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>>377902271
What's the point? This isn't for you.
Granted but it encourages more shit like this. Next we will be seeing the same but Mario and Minions instead.
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>>377902271
>It's for little kids
I never understood this "argument".
So crap is fine in case it's "for little shits"?

Hey faggot, when I was a child, I have games like Zelda 1+2. Proper games. Real games. Not this shite. Now get off my lawn.
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>>377902271
Because it looks like a terrible idea. Are things immune from scrutiny because you're not the target audience?
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>>377902334

Bullshit! They're gonna remake Super Mario Land and Daisy is gonna put that ugly bitch Rosalina in her place.

Just you watch.

>>377902405
>Granted but it encourages more shit like this. Next we will be seeing the same but Mario and Minions instead.

And that won't be for you either. No one is forcing you to play these things. There will still be regular Mario games for you to play.

>>377902431
>Hey faggot, when I was a child, I have games like Zelda 1+2. Proper games.

You also had cereal and soda mascot video games.

>>377902490
>Are things immune from scrutiny because you're not the target audience?

No but it's not worth throwing a tantrum over something you're not going to play or even care about a month after the release.
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>>377889836
>This is the Rayman/Mario crossover everyone was clamoring for in the 90s
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>>377902562
DON'T YOU DARE SHIT ON PEPSIMAN

PEPSIMAN HAD INTEGRITY
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>>377889836
>rabbids
Actually, no, we won't. It's a piece of shit.
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>>377889836
Fucking Rabbids of all things gets an RPG crossover with Mario, and NOT Sonic? I'm not even a huge Sonic fan, but it boggles my mind that Nintendo and SEGA's only idea for bringing together 2 of their biggest icons is to have them go to the Olympic games. From my understanding, that's Nintendo choice because SEGA is still up for doing more than the Olympics but doesn't want it to tarnish the popularity of Smash.
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>>377889836
Princess Peach iz a badass bitch!
Say it with me B A D A S S
https://youtu.be/domR-DLjsrc
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>>377889950
There's rabbid waluigi & rabbid wario in the last world, as enemies
they're pretty disappointing though.
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>>377901803
Underrated
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>>377900656
>>377902874
>the better parallel universe got this picture but with sonic, tails, knuckles, and amy filling in where the rabbids were in our universe
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>go to comments section on gematsu for the article
>every single person giving the benefit of the doubt or says looks great only comment on Nintendo articles or that is their majority share of their posts

Can't make this shit up
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>>377902271
>Also where the fuck is Daisy?
not in the game
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>>377902874
>>377903053
Wait, explain to me how "more autistic" translates to "better."
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>>377902562
Daisy is never returning to a mainline game, wouldn't be surprised if they start to drop her from the spin-offs as well.
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>>377902132
>being able to kill rabbids
I don't see a problem with that part.
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>>377902431
>Zelda 2
>proper game

Let's be honest, you didn't play that when you were a kid, you played Dark Souls and then went and played Adventure of Link when you heard it was "the Dark Souls of the NES."
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>>377903218
explain how "less rabbids" translates to "worse"
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>>377889836
It's impossible to defend this obvious fake.
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>>377903128
I mean you haven't even fucking seen gameplay yet, you are literally only shitting on it because of rabbids. That's more pathetic desu
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>>377903218
I think this comes from a place of franchise comparison. Sonic historical has had a few good games in the past.

In contrast, all Rabbids games are burning trash fires
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>>377902562
We got Super Mario 3D Land, the perfect opportunity for her to appear as a playable character, and they just forgot about her.
Face it, Miyamoto just hates everything in the Mario universe outside of the classic main cast (I bet he hates Rosalina too, but she is too popular to get killed off). Daisy is only used in spin-offs to increase the cast of playable characters (because nobody will let Miyamoto create a party/sport game with just toad recolors).
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>>377903371
Rabbids go home is better than modern sonic
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>>377903416
Are you making up fanfiction to shit on someone now? How pathetic. Maybe its because daisy won't be able to bring another unique playstyle to the game without being broken? Every base is taken off in terms of gimmick, speed, jumps, whatever. She has zero reason to be there.
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>>377903429
I didn't even know that game existed until you made me google it, so I'll take your word for it.
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>>377892087
I'm not. Ubisoft flashed cash at Nintendo, and Nintendo rolled over, just like NA amiibo retailer exclusivity.

>>377891913
People liked Rabbids?
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>>377903560
Yes, tons. They are plenty popular in europe, even have a TV show going

Kids and their parents would be all over it
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you are the stupidest fucking people on the planet
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>>377903560
More like Nintendo came begging for ubisoft to out their games on switch and ubisoft asked what do they get in return. Nintendo offered free reign with Mario license to shill rabbids
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>>377894249
They already defended season passes, Federation Force, Color Splash, Star Fox Zero, BotW, and ARMS - I already hit that tipping point.
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>>377903560
It has the same appeal as the Minions franchise, I guess. The Rabbids success is kind of baffling to me, since they're built on a single, repeated joke:

>Rabbid gets hurt in slapstick moment
>Pause while Rabbids look at each other
>"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
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>>377903668
>BOTW
>ARMS
Nothing wrong with them, maybe you just have shit taste?
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>>377889836
>DUDE BADASS LMAO
ubisoft is collaborating with gearbox now?
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>>377902271
That's worse. When I was a kid, I got actual fucking games with teeth and loved the series for it.

This?
This is a fucking cash grab.
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>>377889836
You forgot about the filter didn't you op.
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>>377903668
>ARMS

What is wrong with it? It has free DLC to boot, surely that is better for the industry?
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>>377903772
>actual fucking games
>this is a cashgrab because I said so
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>>377903787
>Sonybros are so desperate to shitpost they literally forgot the mods filtered SONYGGGGERS as well
Whew that victim complex
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>>377903772
You also got Cool Spot, The Noid game, and Pepsi Man. Hell kids on the X Box got Burger King games. Every generation has it's cash grabs
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>>377903736
Look, here's one now!

BotW's gameplay mechanics are terrible and outdated, not to mention that the game has almost no Zelda influence at all, and someone turned the Female Horniness setting way too damn high (somehow worse than OoT, and that's saying something).

I shouldn't need to point out how utterly ridiculous Wii Boxing 2 is. With incredibly lame spring-arms, no less. Springs don't even appeal.
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>>377903524
>Maybe its because daisy won't be able to bring another unique playstyle to the game without being broken?
Yeah, I'm sure it took months of discussion about balance issues to add Toad recolors as playable characters and they definitely aren't just picked to fill empty multiplayer slots as fast as possible.
Next you will tell me how the new Paper Mario games are better than the originals because every Toad is a perfect copy of each other instead of the "fanficton" tier characters from the original games.
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>>377894467
>someone was dumb enough to fall for this bait
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>>377904015
>Wii boxing 2
>when you can not use waggle
>when you can actually move
>when even if you choose to waggle you loose
>its lame because it is

>terrible and outdated because I say so
>don't have any examples
>no Zelda influences besides the character, plot and the fucking world

Nice tryyy
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>>377901803
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>>377904006
The series. The Mario series.
Fucking read.

>>377903870
>IT ISN'T A CASHGRAB BECAUSE ALLAHU NINTENDO

Fuck off.
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>>377904006
So you're fine with cashgrabs? You have no problem with them being made?
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>>377901803
my fucking sides
haven't seen babby posted since like 2013
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>>377904042
Anon do you even know what game I am talking about? Mario 3D world doesn't have many toad recolours. The characters, 3 non-toads, mind you already fill any niche daisy possibly can. Use your fucking brain. Just because you want your waifu to be in doesn't mean she won't be redundant in the game. Also nice assumptions, fag. I will never agree to the below
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>>377904108
ARMS' core concept is Wii Boxing 2 - an unappealing mess.

And we've already covered how poorly implemented the weapon durability, stamina, and other systems were in BotW discussions. You were probably too busy shitposting to use your brain and participate.
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>>377904132
>I literally forgot mario is missing

>IT IS A CASHGRAB BECAUSE I SAID SO!

>>377904167
What the fuck is a cashgrab? A game you don't like?
Alright autist, time to take your pills
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>>377904254
>ARMS' core concept is Wii Boxing 2
stopped reading right there, try harder next time.
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>>377904254
>core concept is Wii boxing 2
The only thing they have in common is boxing

>how poorly implemented
Elaborate

Nice bait though, if you make it to obvious the next reply I won't give you any more (You)s
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>>377904271
>>every generation has it's cashgrabs
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE CASHGRABS REEEE
>>
>Mario vs Sonic in the Olympics gets made by some shitty sweatshop Sega studio by the year.

>This joke comes out and people are somehow in denial about its existence
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>>377904254
>Wii boxing
>unappealing
What? People gobbled that up

Also wrong on both counts, try harder next time. What is wrong with the stamina or weapon durability, besides your own shit taste?
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>>377902271
rabbids games are dead. rabbids show is dead. ubisoft is beating the deadest of dead horses when they could've at least involved rayman somehow.
>>
I'm still thinking this is fake as hell.
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>>377904351
No seriously what are they? Games made specially to earn money? Like all games? Calm down and explain. Low quality games sold at high cost?
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>>377904407

>rabbids show is dead

And source? Last I heard there is going to be a new season
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>>377904454
google 'cashgrab'
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>>377904518
i haven't seen it in years, what channel is it on now?
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>>377904532
Done
> A product designed primarily or solely with the intent of generating profits

So all video games then? What's your point?
>>
>>377904691
Nicktoons iirc.
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>>377904702
you're really bad at this
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>>377904834
So are you. Are you going to give me a definition or what? You don't like it so it is a cashgrab?
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>>377900656
Is it just me or did they make Mario shorter and his head larger again?
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>>377889836
>those retarded codenames
>#sassy
>#nofilter
>those fucking stupid looking random energy weapons
When ARMS was leaked here I said that it was bizarre enough to be real and I was right. This right here is exactly fucking retarded and out of touch enough to be real from Ubisoft.
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>>377905859
Nothing says modern game like awful memes from 2015.
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>>377893070
They didn't "kill rayman" you dipshit. They decided that the Rabbids should split off into their own series.
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It could be worse.
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>>377903053
>better
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alright faggots claim your tile
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>>377907960
>trying to start this in a dead thread
are you retarded?
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>>377908850
It's early in the day so I figured it would be better to start it in a semi-active thread.
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>>377907960
Start a new thread for this you idiort
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>>377889836
We're not tho
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>>377890214
sounds like a regular NES/SNES RPG
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Boggles my noggle as much as Metal Gear Survive announcement did. So awful looking that it has to be a joke but isn't.
>>
I hate console fanboys so much. Studies show that of all age groups, young children are the most likely to form life-long brand loyalty.

Meaning that if you are proud to have played one console manufacturer's games all of your life, congratulations: you're a willing corporate whore, and you have been since your early childhood.
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>>377893749
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Could be fun.

The Rabbids games aren't known for being bad; mediocre, at worst.

Even if it is bad, there's other games that come out in that timeframe. Its not releasing in a drought period.
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>>377902562
for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s_XVdA1PZA
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What type of games are the Rabbids rabbits anyway? That shit was commercialized so much but I've actually never seen anything about the game.
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>>377898810
/pol/ btfo
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>>377903787
TOP KEK
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>>377889836
It's official, 2017 is the cancerous timeline of all time. First OCs in Sonic are canon, now FUCKING RABBIDS in Mario. I give up. See you in hell everyone.

Seriously when did every leak everyone spouted out of their mouths became true EVERYTIME. This shit shouldn't have happened.
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>>377904006
Yo! Noid is a classic. Cool Spot on SNES is an extremely serviceable platformer worth stealing if you're nasty.
>>
>>377904015
NuFag that never played Virtual On. haha
>>
>literally moaning about a kid's game

you are not the target demographic for this game, faggots.
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>>377891913
Rabbids were a product of their time. They got some popularity, being an early Wii title. They were popular among small children and Ubisoft took that as "Let's shove them in every fucking thing and forget about Rayman".

They killed 3D Rayman. We have to settle for those 2D platformers instead of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBgE6HQPhoM
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>>377907736
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>>377907736
Haha
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>>377890302
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>>377890880
Ive seen this, and no i cannot even remember what they did nor where it was from and this saddens me
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>>377889836
>crazy
>badass
>epic
>selfies
>#

Fuck this gay earth
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>>377891913
>using development time for minions v.2 instead of a real IP or something new
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How is nintendo okay with them using the word "badass" ?

Have they used swears in kids advertising before? Nintendo, I mean. I know it's technically Ubisoft but...
>>
How underage are you faggots that you hate the rabbits? I enjoyed Rayman raving rabbits 1, 2, and tv party. I will probably buy and enjoy this but everyone in /v/ wants mature games for mature gamers such as themselves.
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>>377889836
this image brings back memories of the one troll slayers page from tgt
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>>377902562
i fapped for that render
>>
How much is /v/ be buttblasted if it turns to be a good game ?
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>>377912208
It's an internal slideshow presentation intended as a pitch to Ubisoft executives to greenlight the game, the public isn't normally supposed to see these.
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>>377890727
I can't stop giggling at this
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>>377912051
power rangers?
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>>377898114
This is a gateway game to Beyond Good & Evil 2 Switch exclusive.

Remember those leaks....it's connected to this
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>>377891224
I just don't see how you can go back to such basic gameplay as a children's platformer after a badass game with epic guns.

What's the last platformer to come out?
Joke-a Laylee. A game that proved that platforming is a dead genre.
Guns, warfare and tacticool is where it's at. It's time for Mario to grow up.
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>>377905481
I noticed it too, it's bad
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>>377900656
Nice to see Super_Mario_War[NA].ROM get an HD rerelease.
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>>377900868
>The Mario characters in that art look better than they have in fucking decades. It feels like SMW in 3D.
It literally looks the 3D World renders, anon.
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>>377915914
>Update
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>>377911683
They're angry because they were lied to about adults being the target audience of the switch
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>>377916230
You're blind
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>>377907687
>The original Rayman 4 was killed off thanks to Nintendo's shitty Wii gimmicks and by the Rabbids minigames
>The Rabbids Rayman 4 was killed off to shill Rabbids over Rayman and go off to make fucking spinoffs of said Rabbids
>Rayman Origins was only created because the dev team that created their "UbiArt" engine needed something to test it on, not solely to make another Rayman game
>Upon doing so every Rayman game afterwards have just been rehashes of each other, to the point the Rabbids get re-added back into the Rayman series via Rayman Adventures.
>The Rabbids also get a fucking tv show over Rayman.
>And now, instead of a MarioXRayman game, we get more Rabbids trash

Tell me how Rabbids and Ubisoft haven't killed off Rayman ala Megaman style? It's been almost 15 YEARS since Rayman 3 came out.
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