What if Mario had a gun?

>>377887831
That first goomba would have a slug in the face.

>>377887831
What if funny plumber man met the funny monkey man and they teamed up to kill bowser

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What if Mario had this motherfucking lightsaber?

>>377887831
Mario 64 would have controlled like the old Tomb Raider games.

>>377887831


why does wielding guns make your eyes red?

>>377887831
What motivates preteens to make everything edgy?

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>>377887831
This

>>377888042
>>377887831

Super smash bros.

>>377888130
Same deal as macabre. It's part of exploring the world + forbidden fruit effect because parents won't allow them to watch edgy stuff

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What if Magic Mario had a gun?

>>377888192
>Hand has seven fingers
Christ who drew this

>>377887831
say it with me: GRAND THEFT MARIO

imagine grand theft auto 3 designed by Shigeru Miyamoto.

>>377888316
>think I just dreamed this
>wake up
>it's actually real

Mamma mia

>>377888316
Why is that rabbid taking a selfie of itself in a dress?

What does that mean?

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he knew the price

http://www.videogamedc.com/Fan_Flicks/Super_Mario_Rampage/super_mario_rampage.html

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>>377887831
So someone I know a gave me this photo they took of Mario jewelry they saw a while back. Nice to see the source of it in the OP.

hi

>>377888192
Now this an artstyle I can get behind

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NO MARIO DON'T

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>>377890646
MARIOOOOOO

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Mario had a gun ten years before you were even born

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>>377887831
his name would be Michael