>lol, u mad? How do you respond without sounding mad?

by not responding

>>377876165
"No, me Tarzan"

>>377876221
that's what i thought, fag
u mad as hell

>>377876165
No, this is Patrick.

>>377876221
>"that's what i thought"
Now what?

>>377876165
"I'm not mad son, just disappointed."

Yes, i am.

mad 4 cock ;)

I'M FUCKING FURIOUS ASJDKSHGDK!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>377876165
I know you are but what am I?

I'm not mad lol

fuck you you motherfucking pieec of shiet

>>377876165
Just say yep and dont respond. Makes em angry everytime

>>377876375
dont respond

Not mad. Just disappointed

>>377876397
this
>>377876552
this

or ;^)

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I AM!

>>377876375
>>377876304
again, don't respond.

speaking to them only fuels them. they want a reaction.

no matter what you say, they are satisfied that they got a response.

Just don't respond
And if they say "this means I'm right" continue not to respond. It's a shitty meaningless argument on the internet, it's not worthy of response or attempting to win.

i am 200% mad

First you should ask yourself "If I'm owning the fuck out of this nerdlord and I taunt him by asking "u man?" myself, what response could he give that I wouldn't expect and how would I react to that unexpected response?"

If you're clever, you can respond in a way that might irritate them, whether something simple like >>377876552 or something gay, or maybe you can pick on a flaw you're aware of in them that everyone else in the game knows.

you don't respond, you just respawn or whatever the fuck regarding the genre, beat them and once you win you say gg

nothing more

you act gay

that's the only way

>>377876304
>>377876375

You just don't respond. basic psychology.

"mad for u bby <3"

not as mad as your mom is for my dick you stupid piece of human excrement, I bet your mother shat you out of her asshole you dumb worthless parasite fagot you suck balls at this game like your bf bitch lol

>>377876165
Yes

"mad gay for that dick."

>>377876375
>mute them
>don't respond to it
You don't starve fires by throwing in more wood in it, you neglect them to remind them that they're white noise to them

>kys orig
How do you respond?

>u mad?
>Why yes I am
>haha...lol...

>>377876165
By my gimbly I'll nerk ye lad iffenans you dun hush up ya heard?

"Low effort comeback there, buddy."

>>377877275
t. mad af

>>377876165
Spam them with the Bee Movie script or something.

Don't respond, and beat that ass the next chance you get.

If you fail to do so, they were right and you're just mad because you're bad.

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>>377876606
>>377876725
>>377876906
>>377876985
>Teamkills you

>>377876165
ignore everyone else on the game while focusing on him so much he ragequits
Can't talk shit if you're curbstomping him

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>not falling back on the all encompassing internet argument trump card, "ok kid"

>>377877416
Don't respond. Wait for them to get themselves banned.

>How do you respond without sounding mad?
>without sounding mad
Get even madder and thrash them in-game.

yep :^)

OP my friend, here are my sacred hypothetical quips for you to cherish.
>"I'm not mad, just mildly aroused."
>"I'm sodium-deficient, not salty in the least."
>"Me? Mad? You sound reminiscent of a sandwhich made of peanut butthurt and jelly."
>"Yes, I am indeed mad. Haven't been the same since Mass Effect 3 came out. Five years of pure unbridled rage."

I always just reply with "i'm about as mad as you are stupid/ugly/a faggot/etc"

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>>377877542
>Shoots you down to 1hp every round

OP, the following clip aptly presents how to NOT respond when someone asks if you're mad.

Original video: https://youtu.be/DLbkVPXxNTI
Funky fresh remix: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FaUaaKfVF5

>>377877909
Do you really think the kind of person who would spam "ur mad" would be smart enough to do that?

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>>377877985
I AM that person

>>377876165
Depends on your skill level.

If you simply fluked and can take his ass next round, do so. If you're really REALLY good, target and toy with him. Humiliate him. Also, some free psychology tips: If you break his ego beyond a certain point, literally anything you say can be taken as condensation, so just say whatever you want; he'll take it as you basically calling him a worthless child to some degree. This is because he's channeling his own self-perception at the moment through the person blatantly shoving it in his face right then, which is you. He's mentally beating himself up and you so much as talking about your day in chat could be making him hit himself harder because he finds himself helplessly under your foot and every step.

If you're actually worse than him, prepare to be on the other side of that explanation. Don't be that guy, though, just be silent and take it. After all, you deserve it. You'll either take this as an invitation to improve or, if not, a reminder that you genuinely do not deserve the oxygen you breath.

>>377877909
>not always carrying a flashbang in case your teammates get salty and start tking you

>>377876165
Just keep replying regardless of wether you are wining or not.

"I think you are mad because I am better than you"

>>377877924
Fuck off nigger. Stop linking your video.

>"very"

ITT answers that make you sound like you are actually mad

There's no way to win this retards. If in his mind you are mad, either you stay silent or answer some clever shit and he's gonna think he won.

Only solution is using Google Translate to send a text in chinese with nonsense

"futanari is a caricature type, not a mindset"

The best answer is to not respond, beat his ass, ask if he's mad, then maybe leave the server. If you can't do that then he already deserves to gloat over your ass. Git gud.

>>377879438
you sound, dare i say it, mad

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>>377876165
It's just a game bro.

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Say nothing. Play normally and act like you have all talk off.

>>377879619
Alternatively, just don't get your ass beat. It's a dog-eat-dog world people. You're either the one who says "you mad" or you are the one who's mad.

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Own up to it

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xD
because now they have to roll the dice on whether im an ironic memer or a subhuman spic using xd seriously

>>377877416
Looks like someone else is mad at that point.

Will post more because these are what I personally do

>Yeah, a little. Good shot/kill/etc.
>No, that was impressive.
>before they can even say "you mad": Damn good one bro.
>Damn, how'd you do that?
Respond nicely. They will know you're mad, but they will be mad that you aren't hateful and resentful.

>>377876725
Actually when I say that, just knowing they are quietly stewing is enough to put a big dumb grin on my face.

>>377877416
>get teamkilled
>ask "you mad"
>possibly report him

>>377876165
?

>>377876165
"Yeah, I'm pretty calm actually, you should calm down though, it's just a game"
Then you block them so they can't get the last word in. Works really, REALLY fucking well for dark souls faggots

There's literally nothing you can say or not say that makes you seem not mad

>>377879839
My most legendary shit was killing a hacker in Battlefield 1. He was using an aimbot, but it only worked if he had line of sight.

Cue me becoming Arnold Swartzanegger from Predator: Rising from the mud, indirectly approaching, tracking and killing him a good two times with explosives before I counted my blessings and fucked off to avoid any potential revenge he might inflict.

The bloke was camping one of the bases on that downed blimp level and I used buildings for cover and tracked his movement by watching his feet under a train. Mmm-mmm oh he mad.

>>377876165
MAD?!?!?! I HAVE A RAGING ERECTION!

>>377876165
the mute button if you have one. Out of sight, out of mind.

>>377881195
Pulling an Arnold. Nice.

is everyone in this thread mad?

>>377881416
u mad

>>377876165
no, just aroused.

AS A HATTER! WHOOOOOOO!

START FARTING INTO THE MIC*

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turn on your webcam and punch yourself in the face until you bleed while screeching and crying, that oughta show them how not mad you r and how u mena srs bizness.

>>377876165
I always type gg ez, ez, and umad? throughout the game and at the end of it. The only actions you can take against a smug faggot are :^) smilies, one word replies like yep, and wrecking the fuck out of them and saying ez. You can do either these three, or you could also get into argument with them and then say blocked when you feel you have the upper hand. Makes them incredibly angry at least half the time to keep typing to others and making it clear they're blocked. If this is going on over voip such as a teammate, laughing and consistently wrecking them with words makes people angry. No one likes a smug cunt, so when you're smug as fuck and continue to dominate them with pompous attitudes they freak.

Just know that you staying silent does nothing except put a smile on my face because there is a very high chance that the person is actually triggered and is just saying nothing because they presume you will stop. Even more so the majority of people don't mute shit talkers unless they're aware taunting can cause their gameplay to suffer because of the mentality and are smart enough to just ignore the taunter.

Bottom line, either mute and shit stomp them or spin the taunting around on them. Just ignoring me with my shit talking only makes me be smug as fuck and boosts my spirits, especially if I am winning.

>>377876165
<3