Is this accurate?

>>377874825
valve is like my cat because my cat's dead

>dorkly

not even once

>>377874825
> dorkly
how much time it took you to edit these separate images together

How comes the rich friend "comes from money" yet his family's story is described as "crummy"

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>>377874981
sorry for your loss, pal

This is why Valve can get away with anything.

lol soo true

>>377874825
>reddit - the image

>>377874825
Blizzard and Bethesda ditched you for the normies.
Microsoft is that guy who always gets sick but insists he's healthy.
EA hasn't changed.
Nintendo looks the same, but cannot resist trying to stick his dick in your ass.
Sega discovered anime conventions and became more social as a result.
Activision is the same.
Sony hit it rich for a while and now overspends all his money on bitches and alcohol.
Valve passed away.

>>377874825
blizzard also needs something like
>always has some of the coolest art you've ever seen... printed on his otherwise cheap looking t shirts

>>377874825
>SEGA
me.

>>377874825
Bethesda is a numale?

>>377874825
Square Enix your best friend marriage and expect someday thing comes to be like old good days.

>>377874825
Must have been made before the paid mods mess

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>>377875159
>implying the rich can't sell garbage

>>377875624
Blizzard also always used to be down for lan parties.
But now he refuses to do anything but play online games and never leaves the house.

>>377874825
>Microsoft
>Foreign Friend

>Sony
>Screw-Up Friend

switch these two.

>>377876287
>At least [Sony] never makes you pay for anything.
A long time ago, buddy.

>>377875624
>but cannot resist trying to stick his dick in your ass.
owo

>>377878757
No, anon. As in fucking you over financially, no intimately

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>>377874825

Most of these are just really specific shitty jokes about very specific things that don't actually reflect the company at all.

Microsofts is literally "red ring" and "microsoft points are weird" and doesn't actually say anything about microsoft.

>>377874825
>not wanting to do "mature" stuff with nintendo-kun
are you even gay

>>377879120
I'll take what I can get.

>>377874825
>any publisher
>your friend
No. Only retards and fanboys think they're after anything but your money. Some just have better ways of getting it.

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>>377874825
>Sony doesn't make you pay for anything
???

>>377874825
This image is from 2010, at least.

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>>377874825
Posting better version

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>>377880507

>>377874825
Corporations and Companies are not your fucking friends and never will be, you absolutely vapid fucking cunt.

>>377881681
RWS is pretty cool though at least.

>>377880507

>Bamco on the verge of corruption
>SE on the verge of corruption

>>377880507
>arenanet is the only one who can bring down blizzard
>from software is "that cool, but large armored guy"

so this image is from 2011?

>>377874825
not anymore
just change valve into something else since /v/ hates it nowaday

>>377880507
>naughty dog
>paying more attention to detail than Rockstar
This pic is shit. Pretty much 40% is wrong.

I wouldn't know, I have no friends.

>>377882097
Looks like it

>>377874825
No, it's someone autistic view of things just because how their environment was while growing up.

>>377882097
>Naughty dog = Same formula
ugh..tlou
>Konami = cool family
ugh.. #fuckonami
>kojima production
deceased
>platinum=agile swordman
ninja turtles?
>thq
wat?

>>377880507
>double fine

>>377880507
>Obsidian being anything but trash
>Rockstar games being humbled
>Microsoft being bashed
>Sony nowhere to be seen
>No Bethesda or Zenimax
What a terrible chart.

>>377882581
Bethesda is on the list,in the center. Kind of hard to see with how poorly it's pieced together.

>>377874825
Man this image is really dated.
Just like all Dorkly comics desu~