Today is my last day of freedom

>>377873671
play the game of suicide

what did you do?

and I guess a good singleplayer game like Dark Souls or Resident Evil 1-5

>>377873671
oblivion

>>377873671
phoenix wright

>>377873803
A RE, that's a good idea. I am mainly going because of some big financial mess and other charges, total of 12 years, but I am inocent, or declared I was

>>377874118
Sorry that happened to you man.

I'm playing RE3 at the moment, I like the atmosphere, Silent Hill is a good one too.

>>377874221
It's okay, I've accepted it already, but thanks.
I guess I'll play REmake and see up to where can I get, thanks anon

>>377874118
What'd you do in detail m8

These stories are always interesting

>>377874350
np dude

stay safe in there, maybe you might get lucky and get out early, try not to get mixed up in bad shit if you can

The Escapists.

>>377873671
prison architect

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>mfw a kiddie diddler goes to jail

>>377873671
the suffering

>>377873671
prison tycoon

>>377874595
/thread

>>377873671
So let me get this straight...the police were dumb enough to grant you bail, you've got ONE shot around this Earth, and rather than buy fake ID papers on the internet and take your chances crossing the border, you're going to willfully let another human steal years (not days, YEARS) of your life?

You deserve to die in prison of bbc rape for being this cucked.

Prison Break

>>377873671
Insanitarium

>>377874412
seconding this, tell us everything you did or didn't do.

>>377874412
Well, I had a very important job managing a financial fund for a bank with a couple finantial entities; to be short there was a big judicial problem because of some non-specific differences or uses against some economic laws imposed by a big entity; inspection day: all the money was there, except a big sum that was alledged to be there, but it was ilegal, and I am the one charged with that, results it was a big money laundry, as always. For the worst part, a couple people commited suicide

>>377873671
Postal 2, and the mimic it

Go out with a bang

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>>377874520
Kek.

>>377873671
1. 1 hour pokemon red
2. 1 hour of Final Fantasy 7
3. 1 hour of Ocarina of Time
4. 20 minutes of Tetris
5. Watch Starship Troopers
6. Watch The Matrix
7. Watch StarWars A new Hope
8. Go out to a park and Enjoy Fresh Air
9. Burgers, Pizza, Chips, Soda, Steak Dinner, Macaroni and cheese, toaster stroodle, pancakes, Bacon
10. kill zelf
11. if not kill self then watch lots of JAVs with Julia, Momoka Nishina, and Anri Okita

You can go to prison for not paying taxes in the US, even a fine. You just don't hear about it often because we supposedly don't do that or it's stated in some important document of which I did not read.

OP, get a smuggled phone and play emulators.

>>377873671
play riddick's game, forgot the name, it will teach you to survive in prison

Hard time. You'll be completely prepared for prison after playing it.

>>377875061
Damn, sorry anon, always remember that you have us here so you can do a nice greentext when you get out and if 4chan still exist, good luck anon you are up for a wild ride.

>>377875061
Their suicide is not a thing relevant to charges. You getting 12 years for money laundering doesn't add up desu

>>377875267
>You can go to prison for not paying taxes in the US

THE LAND OF THE FREE

>>377875061
you are a patsy, you know what you have to do, toughen up in jail, go to the gym everyday, when you come out go frank castle on those bank CEOs

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>>377875267
>Smuggle a phone in your ass just to play some emulators

>>377875449
It's America
Not paying taxes there will fuck you so hard and anything money related really

>>377875474
he's going to a minimal security prison, it's bad but it's not that bad.

>>377875449
Well, there's a lot more charges than just money laundry, but it will take longer to explain, the problem with the suicides is not because they were related to the fund in that way, it's about corruption, the judge doesn't "think" those were simple suicides

>>377875693
Just do whay the other anons said and just run. 12 years of running sounds better than 12 years of a crime you didn't commit.

>>377873671
buy tons of hookers and don't stop fucking them until the cops take you

>>377873671
Literally why havent you just fled the country?
Literally why do all people who get advance notice of their absolute fuckedness hang around and wait for it rather than run

You know how many people just get blind sided by shit, get no bail, get convicted, game over?

GET OUT NOW

>>377875826
Yea but if he gets cough he's even more fucked
Unless he can be sure he won't get found it's a huge risk

>>377874118
We are all innocent here

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>>377874795
LOL

>>377875826
>>377875867
There's no way Im getting out, Interpol has my ass agains the wall; I know they're going to get me today after 3 months out of the country so that's why Im basically posting, good to talk to you boys, see you after this

>>377876020
Move on to a different country. Just keep running.

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>>377874794
THIS
THIS

GET OUT NOW

>>377876020
Is this something like if you're at good behavior you do less time or what?

>>377876084
All he'd really have to do is get outside of the civilized sphere, it's not like they catch everyone. No human made system is fool proof. Still requires a bit of intelligence, less risk in serving the sentence. That is if someone doesn't want him dead.

You should scape and keep us updated about how your life as a fugitive goes. Maybe some anon sees that you are in his area a offers you refugee in exchange of boypussy

>>377876020
>>377876101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg

>>377876020
Ukraine is pretty nice at time of the year.

>>377876234
It's 12 years with good behaviour almost certain.
You know guys, you've almost convinced me but I think I have a couple reasons not to run away, now the time to say goodbye has come, good luck anons

>>377876463
I can't think of a reason worth trading 12 years of your life for.

>>377876379
Yeah post your status on the internet as a wanted man. Brilliant way of hiding.

>>377876020
Run anon, run like the wind and become a farmer in Mexico.

>>377876463
Dont worry Op, Nintendo will die before you get out.

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>>377873671
do pic related

Speaking of which, in America can your life get fucked by just having a rape report put on you?

Some bitch says you raped her, you didn't, you get off as innocent

Are you still fucked?

Curious

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>in america you get 10-20 for manslaughter but 12 years for being jews spacegoat
No offense but you guys disgust me.

>>377876907
Depends on your lawyer.

>>377876907
>Some bitch says you raped her, you didn't, you get off as innocent
>
>Are you still fucked?

Legally no. Socially, that bitch probably trashed all your shit on social media and all "acquaintance" level friends/coworkers will want nothing to do with you and assume you got off on a technicality rather than true innocence. You might even lose close friends over it. You will probably also lose your job and not get it back.

>>377876460
No it's not. Don't lie.

>>377877224
>You will probably also lose your job and not get it back.
Wow really?
The friends thing is a social thing, whatever, but if you're fucked in the "making a living" department you just as might kill yourself

>>377877224
social media was a mistake.

>>377876020
Go to Russia, Trump won't touch you there.

>>377875061

sounds like you got framed by someone, anon

when did you start working for them?

>>377877326
Well, it may or may not affect your ability to find a new job. If you want to be employed at a modern workplace where they google and vet the shit out of you, unless that accusation got sealed, they'll probably find some record of it and decide not to hire you because you would be a potential liability compared to people that have never been accused. You could still work at smaller places or start your own business though.

>>377877326
It's better than in Japan, where if you by some miracle get declared not guilty, everyone will treat like a criminal and you're family might disown you

>>377875474
This is the only logical option op

>>377877561
>>377877606
Every country is different when it comes to law related stuff

For example in my country, I once got into a brawl with 3 lesbians in front of a thousand people, crashed a store and they let me go in court because the judge liked me and I said I was sorry and won't do it again

Literally

I've only been in jail for 12 hours, but it was the longest, most boring 12 hours I can recall. Have fun pacing around your cell block for the rest of your days, anon.

>>377876907
The moment you're accused, you're socially fucked.

>>377877953
And what country held this magical realist moment, anon?

12 years is 2029

Think back to 2005

This is a completely new society at the rate things are going. Prison will be a fuckin time machine

Are models still banned in prison because they can be used as 'escape tactic planners' that what happened to D&D. But if you could make a D&D group, it'd be an epic 12 year campaign which you then write a book about/comic about and publish it like that dude did with Black Moon Chronicles.

I mean, the glue and shit will be controlled, but you could do aircraft or tanks or warhammer or some shit I guess?

>>377878454
how much will the shitpost evolve?

>>377877606
Japan has a 98% conviction rate. This is because the police only take slam dunk cases. Every other case is ignored. Kill somebody but it isn't slam dunk? It's labelled as a suicide. Japan brags about having "low sexual crime rate" when it's actually one of the highest in the world, it's just not reported and if it is, it's hushed up. Japan is corrupted to the core.

>>377873763
This

>>377875449
Joesley, é você?

>>377878638
>PS6 has no game
>muh 120fps
>i'm still waiting for KH III
>FF VII chapter 3 for when?

>>377878690
A few years ago bike stealing was worse than raping a woman. 2 years in jail, probably less.

>>377878690
Why does /v/ pretend and tell me Russia and Japan are better than Europe?

>>377879674
Weebs and /pol/

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>>377875930
I got the reference anon

>>377875061
Run away from the country

>>377876020
Go to Perú or Bolivia and avoid everything internet related for an entire year,the best thing you can do is lurk on forums or 4chin,but dont interact directly.Also make sure to never ever use your name again in any social media,and i dont know about faking papers because im not that much of a shady cunt,good luck

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>>377876463
Godspeed anon and remember

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.”
G-Man

>>377880595
I'd do this. I'd do anything rather than spend 12 years behind bars. I would have packed, drained my bank account, and left long before the final court date.

The problem is that you have to find a country with no extradition treaty with the US, and those tend to be countries you don't want to live in.

>>377876463
I hope youre gay because you will get fucked nonstop in both holes

>>377881318
Vietnam,Ukraine and Bosnia are okay

>>377881318
Might have to choose between that or getting your butt fucked.

>>377881318
Pick one. Seriously, I doubt Russia/Serbia/Ukraine are much worse than a dozen years in jail. http://www.wsfa.com/story/22665099/countries-with-no-extradition-treaty-with-us

>>377873671
At least you didn't go to jail for accedentally fucking a 15 year old teen who pretended she was 18 and had a fucking fake id. Shit pisses me off so much.

Luckily I got off easy but godamn it really angered me

OP please be trolling because I feel really bad for you. Does it really have to be prison? There are no other options? If it has to be that way, you should be able to get your sentence reduced.

Either way, I will say a prayer for you.

>>377881860
This is why you always look people up before you fuck them. I never have sex with someone the night I meet them. I always go home and add them on social media and check them out. You can usually tell if they're bullshitting. You can still get in trouble for kissing them and biying them drinks but it's much easier to make them look in the wrong and win if that's it.

>>377873671
Saya no Uta

>>377876020
come to mexico, asses are fine and food is amazing

>>377882030
You can also just lie about your age and say you're 21. That's within the acceptable age range in most states even if they're underage

>>377876020
Assuming you're telling the truth Russia is literally fine. I studdied abroad there and it's perfectly livable

>>377882081
what? no it's not

>>377876020
Interpol doesn't even catch people mate, it's just an organization for the exchange of informations between the different countries.

Come to Nam' OP. Apartments here are cheap since they have been popping up like mushrooms in Hanoi, can always teach kids English for income.

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>>377876907
You are absolutely fucked unless you have evidence proving otherwise.

The best way to BTFO some cunt saying you raped her is to have some sort of physical evidence that you were NOWHERE near her at the time. Receipts from restaurants and stores help out a lot.

>mfw some cunt I was dating tried to pull that on me
>I never deleted any messages and started sending screencaps to her
>That shit immediately stopped

Don't delete your texts, Anons

>>377876947
>10-20 years for feminist buzzword

so males cant even laugh in the US anymore?

>>377874794
This sums up my thoughts.
I had to spend one day in jail and it was the worst day of my life. I was so fucking bored.
I couldn't imagine how terrible it would be to spend years in there, all the while imagining all the things I could be doing if I were free.

If I had to go to jail for even half a year, I'd probably do whatever I could to evade it.

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>>377882681
>Look at a feminist
>"OH MY GOD YOU'RE RAPING ME BY STARING AT ME"

No matter what you do, they will always find a way to spin it around so they end up being the victim?
Tripped and knocked something over? Your fault. Don't feel like responding at the comments they say to intentionally piss you off? Your problem, now you're anti-social in the work-place and need to go see HR. Don't feel like settling for a clearly crazy bitch? Your problem because you're """oppressing""" her by rejecting her crazy bitch ass.

I wish I was making this shit up, I've seen it happen to friends and family. Just avoid feminists entirely, 98% of them are batshit insane.

>>377882496
THIS, THIS, THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS.

Something as innocuous as buying a fucking bottle of soda with your credit card can mean the difference between being locked up for no damn reason and getting to flip off a false accuser as you walk away.

>>377883126
>Tripped and knocked something over? Your fault
It is
>Don't feel like responding at the comments they say to intentionally piss you off? Your problem
It is
>Don't feel like settling for a clearly crazy bitch? Your problem
It is
I thought the Red Pill was supposed to make men tougher, not just as whiny as Tumblr Feminists. These are simple problems caused by shitty people, not a sign of feminists trying to destroy men.