Would you rather play as your video game wife, or have her as

>>377867905
AI controlled so that I can protect her.

Also >tfw no 2D side scrolling Marissa game

>>377868065
/thread

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>>377867905
Why not both?
I'll have fun with her no matter how.

>>377868065
>tfw no 2D side scrolling Marissa game
my friend
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Super_Marisa_Land

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>>377868065
>tfw no 2D side scrolling Marissa game
I mean Mega Mari exists.
And New Super Marisa Land.
And a slew of other fan games.

>>377868290
That's a fair point, but it might be kind of weird to both play as her and have her as an ally at the same time.

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>>377868392
>ally

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AI because she can take care of herself and I'm not very good at playing her.

>>377867905
AI because I really enjoy boy/girl teams in games

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>>377867905
>Playing as Fuuka

Not really sure about this one, I am certainly not against it but I find it slightly awkward

>AI controlled

I think this one is better.


It also depends heavily on what kind of game we're talking about.

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ded thred

>>377869184
Don't you technically control her in Persona?

>>377870087
No, when?

>>377869184
You now have a purse owner and Fuuka will be your navi for whatever shit Nyarly's shoving down humanity's throat again.

>>377870223
>You now have a purse owner
Yay!
>and Fuuka will be your navi for whatever shit Nyarly's shoving down humanity's throat again.
Awesome.
But if Nyarly's back then does that mean the Philly and the P1 cast can come too? I like those guys.

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AI controlled if it had to be one of those two options. But I'd prefer it if she would never come into harm's way.

>>377867905
AI controlled. That is basically half the appeal of Dragon's Dogma AND WHY THE ENDING SUCKS BALLS

>>377867905
Hey can you nerds go back to saying waifu please? When you say waifu I know you're just joshing but when you say wife I think you're trying to obtain some legitimacy that I'm not willing to give you.

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>>377871952
>Making your waifu in a game that explicitely tells you that the ai companions are souless beings.

>>377872053
Autosage.
And what do you mean, joshing?

>>377872128
Joking, kidding, playing around.

>>377868392
>almost all the fan games are variants of Nintendo games

Why? Paper Cirno WHEN

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>>377872053
>>377872247
Not all people who claim to have a waifu are joking.

>>377872315
Waifu gives me context, when you say wife it gives the situation a legitimacy that it doesn't really deserve.

>>377872460
I think that'd be okay, but since it autosages the thread it's not really an option for us

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>>377872460
Doesn't it?

I always play with my favorite gals because they are the best
and AI sucks because >>377868065 would obviously become an escort mission and fuck that

>>377872608
Do you raise a kid with your waifu, put up with her shit, share all of the inns and outs of your life, have to deal with her shitty family?

Nah, she's just a nice fantasy that comes with none of the negatives. So she's a waifu not a wife.

>>377872573
Fair enough, I wasn't aware. Is that just /v/?

>>377872813
Why would anyone have kids to begin with?

>>377872813
>Is that just /v/
I think so

It's been this way for nearly 3 years now, because a spammer back then would make these threads non-stop

I'm actually kind of glad it happened. It seems like the threads have less shitposting now that we're forced to use other wording instead of a meme word in OP

>>377872053
I'm not joshing

>>377872813
My waifu has negatives. What's the point in lusting after perfection? I found what's good for me and me alone.

>>377872128
Just thought I'd throw out there that they only start out as souless beings. According to lore as they interact with you more they begin to develop a personality. Also have you heard their scream when you die?

>>377873142
Why else would you commit to marriage?

>>377873195
I see.

>>377873313
I'll tell ya when yer joshin bud don't you get sassy with me.

>>377873417
No I really don't think she's ever had a negative influence on your life. You've never been woken up in the middle of the night by her getting out of bed, you've never had to take care of her when she was sick etc.

>>377873517
>Why else would you commit to marriage?
>He thinks marriage is about having children

>>377868392
I kind of want to make a fan game of my waifu but I don't want to get into any trouble
>>377873517
>No I really don't think she's ever had a negative influence on your life
By "negatives" he's probably talking about her personality flaws and bad things that happen in the story she's from. How do you not realize that?

>>377873605
Big time, why else would you spend all that money and commit to the potential loss of half of your shit.

>>377873517
Every time I see a waifu claiming thread I rush to post her. I get upset when she isn't announced to be in the newest version of her game. I get fucking pissed trying to play as her. But I still put up with that shit because I love her.

I am not, nor will I ever josh about my love to her.

>>377873936
Yeah but you don't conflate that fantasy with an actual marriage.

>>377873835
To be with someone who you love and loves you? Why do you think sterile people bother to get married and date? Or gays and lesbians? Or old people?

>>377874025
I do, actually. She's my one and only waifu, and I'll love her for life-u. And she'll give me love right back because she loves me as much as I love her.

>>377874057
A lot of them probably for religious reasons or maybe tax reasons. I have no problem with spending your life with someone in love but I don't see what marriage adds to that.

>>377874163
Ok dude, we'll see if she brings you soup next time you're sick.

>>377874234
She'll give me the motivation to go get my own damn soup.

>>377873936
>Every time I see a waifu claiming thread I rush to post her
I don't, because "claiming" threads are full of memers who don't love the character, and she has no fans besides me anyway, I never have to worry about someone else posting her

>>377867905
Depends on the game. If it's a party or fighting game, BE the waifu. If a standard rpg then protect her.

>>377874234
You do realize that there is this emotion called "love" that people feel, right? Or that people might actually like being with a person besides themselves that much?

>>377873703
>I kind of want to make a fan game of my waifu but I don't want to get into any trouble
As long as you don't break ZUN's rules you should be fine.
Hell, if you contact him and work things out, you might even be able to sell what you make.

>>377874404
You gotta represent, man. Stand for her. Put her on the map. Make her feel special.

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>>377874234
I had a dream that my waifu did that, actually.
Brought me soup, I mean.
It was nice.

>>377874459
Yeah dude I do, but I don't get what the marriage contract adds to that really.
>>377874357
And that's why she's a waifu and not a wife. Nothing wrong with it, but it's not the same thing.
>>377874696
I'm happy for you. When people dream of 2d characters are they also 2d or does your waifu get turned into 3d for the dream?

>>377874604
>>377873703
Oh, unless you're waifu isn't a 2hu. In that case disregard my post and just release it for free on the internet, they can't do shit if you do that.

>>377874604
>As long as you don't break ZUN's rules you should be fine
She isn't from 2hu, dude

I would have to deal with Squeenix's shit if they ever found out. The series is dead, but still they're faggots

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>>377874908
It's really fuzzy, but that's probably because I just have a hard time remembering dreams. I believe we were both 2D.

>>377874908
The only difference between a wife and a waifu is a single dimension.

>>377874629
I don't think that would accomplish anything, really

>>377875839
DO IT

>>377875924
Nah man

The only times I "rush" to post her are in threads about her game because it's the only place where I MIGHT find other people who appreciate her and I rarely ever find them, oh well, more for me

>>377876148
DO IT YOU CHICKEN

>>377876217
Do what exactly? Post her? Right now? I don't feel like it. Maybe next time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw
How are you better than this

>>377875059
I wish I could have dreams about her. There's something wrong with me, because I rarely dream, or I almost never remember my dreams.

>>377876686
Try keeping a dream journal, and writing in it each morning. That might help.