ITT: Describe a video game using a quote from Spongebob.
Which one of you is the real duty Dan?!
>I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray!
Make poses with me!
I'll take a double triple multi deluxe on a raft four by four animal style with all the shingles the shimmies and a squeeze light axel grease make it cry burn it and let it swim
>trails in the sky
"Are you finished with those errands?"
>"The children? I don't care about the children, I just care about their parent's money!"
>>377865162
>did you hear that what not to do at a stop light!
guess /v/
>>377867830
gta
It's a giraffe!
>>377868908
yup
>>377868987
RE6
>Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
>Not Until 4
>We're not cavemen! We have Technology.
>you're good, you're good, you're good! don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
I'm thinking the culling but it could apply to any game where updates destroy it.
SOILED IT
>several bad puns later...
AAAH! Regga flegga brecka brecka smollenolla MR. KRABS! Yagga hagan mergen WALLET! Zippy bippy SPEND! Rippy flippy diposhibo MR. KRABS' WALLET!
>oh that's right honey, we don't have a son
>>377870504
bruh
>>377865162
THE HOOKShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GsEmnhDMk
>>377870504
Damn
I WANNA DEFEAT THE LITTLE MONKEY MAN AND SAVE THE EIGHTH DIMENSION
"AS SEEN IN EPISODE SEVENTEEN"
Reminder that quality spongebob is literally more dead than Half Life 3
https://youtu.be/_DD5f13ubVQ
This isn't your average every day darkness...
This is...advanced darkness.
The sky had a baby
Life is as extreme as you wanna make it!
>This isnt regular darkness. This is ADVANCED DARKNESS
>>377872008
What is this art from? Those characters are cute.
>>377872265
Evolution 2: Far Off Promise
>>377865162
you used me....... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>377872601
>The best time to wear a striped sweater..... Is all the tiiiiime
>Kiddy ride on the loose!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDEvpaNBT_k
>That's not a monster Mr. Krabs, it's a horse. She's my friend.
>>377873240
You nearly ripped somebody's arm off over a penny.
MY LEG!
S for Spongebob, or S for Sandy!
>>377865162
>>377871502
That game freaks me the fuck out way too much. I can only play for an hour before I need a nerves break
“You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay.”
3 DAYS!
GAAAASP
You said number eleven!
>>377873884
>This Jian scum didn't upgrade his cyberlegs
May I take your hat sir~?
>>377874572
>24
>It's not about winning, it's about fun!
"Those are the worst dance moves I've ever seen."
>Goin' to the moon! Moon ride! Moon ride!
>>377875253
WHAT COLOR IS MY UNDERWEAR!
>"It'll go right to your thighs! ....and then you'll blow up"
>>377875134
I remember the demo for this being neat. Was the full thing any good?
>>377871371
Everyone has known this for years
(You) is for Yooka-Laylee!
>>377870504
"You used me...FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!"
>Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb!"
Oh well, guess I'm not wearing any pants today...
>Alright, put the money in the bag! PUT IT IN!
>PAYDAY
>>377875403
>We're like brothers... only closer.
>“My leg!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE-ZRJdKO_c&lc=z13wz3tzxs3kzv3xt04cg31jkoa5u1v5n2c.1495250470055719
I say I'm already half-way there! *scratch* Half-way there! *scratch* Half-way there!
>>377874605
FUCKING dammit my sides are gone.
THE INNER MACHERATIONS OF MY MIND ARE AN ENIGMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9K39I79xuI
"Like a genie!"
>C'mon guys, we're gonna play this song if it kills us.
>>377870417
holy fucking shit
10/10
>>377870417
fucking lol
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!
>>377879107
that's pretty good
>GHOST!
>GHOST!
>GHOST!
>Toast
>GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!
>>377879107
Nice
>>377875667
underrated post
>Uhh, I can explain.
>>377870504
That's next level.
>Wait for you to get back
>>377879591
>I guess you're gonna miss the... panty raid.
>>377872676
Underrated
You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay
>I'll catch your worm for you, that is if you're willing to pay.
>Am I really going to defile this grave for money? Of course I am!
>Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah!
>This squirrel's trying to kill me.
>THEY LOVE US! YAY! WE'RE POPULAR!Go wreck someone else's prom, will ya?
>That's me girl, tough as nails, just like her old man!
>I'm ugly and I'm proud!
>>377880145
kek
nice
>Dark Souls 2
Goodbye everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!
>It's all about finger strength baby.
Because when I need a JOB done, I get someone with a JOB to DO that JOB!
>Liar, liar, plants for hire!
>It’s pants on fire.
>Well you would know, liar.
>>377880354
or any MMOexcept FFXIV pre-realmreborn for some ungodly reason
>Did you see my underwear?
>No.
>Did you want to?
>You ride em and up and up, then you gently float down
Rock...Bottom...
>You've seen this before?
>11 times as a matter of fact
>>377873884
should've been
>>377881290
It's becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer!
I am small.
>>377881290
>>You've seen this before?
>>11 times as a matter of fact
>Who put you on the planet, ugh
>I am going to move so far away, that I will be able to brag about it. I would rather tear out my brain stem, carry it into the middle of the nearest four-way intersection, and skip rope with it, than go on living where I do now.
He made me experience high tide huhuhuhuh
>Touch.
Don't touch.
>Touch.
Don't touch!
>Touch.
Do I have to follow you all day?!
>>377876204
This is very accurate
>>377880698
Perfect
>>377867684
Best one
>I don't need this suit, and I don't need this helmet neither
>F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!
>>377872601
pretty good
>>377872676
seriously underrated
>>377881428
haha
>Are you ready? Are you sure? Okay! The secret formula i-
>>377872497
Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material
>Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't play with big, meaty claws!
>But the worst part of it is-
>GOOD GRIEF HE'S NAKED!
>>377882439
Firmly grasp it in your hand!
>First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...!
>Repeat after me: There ain't nothin'
>There isn't anything-
>AIN'T NOTHIN'
>Ain't Nothin' too big or too ornery for you to catch.
>You know these were white when I got 'em.
>>377873240
>the fucking Astra
>>377882847
kek
>What? It's just old man Jenkins and his Jalopy!
>Take it easy it's just a drawing
>Sprinting! Yes, I just gotta keep sprinting!
>>377874030
this and last window are so great
>First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
www.twitch DOT tv/veestreams
lets see how fast i get banned
probably streaming like 4 episodes from season 3
lets go senpai
>>377872497
Yakuza 0 as well
>>377882847
nice one
>>377880042
Underated post
>>377871217
Lol
Did you finish those errands?
>Sandy's a girl?!
>>377879919
Kek
Squidward! Your cieling is talking to me!
>So how long have you ladies known each other?
>WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY?
>That hat makes you look like a girl.
>Am I a pretty girl?
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO
I anything can't do right since because pickles.
>>377884820
I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MILLION DOLLARS FOR THAT HAT!
>>377865162
>Welcome to the apocalypse Mr. Squidward.
>I hope you like leather.
Gary, go away, can't you see I'm trying to forget you?
>Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>377884865
Kek
>>377884865
>Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.
>>377884865
>>377884865
>>377873150
"Does that happen a lot?"
"No, they're usually silver."
>>377884816
Fucking perfect
>>377866495
underrated
>>377876204
>He's right, Squidward. Once I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy...
We did it Patrick, we saved the city!
>>377885962
>Devil May Cry: DMC
>>377885735
>Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?
>>377885735
>>377886238
kek'd
The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma
East? I thought you said "weast"
*dolphin noises*
>fine, i guess you're gonna miss the panty raid
>there once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died, the end
>IT'S BIG
>SCARY
>AND PINK
>>377884719
>The ceiling's right squidward, you're not a very good employee
>It'll go right to your thighs! And then you'll explode!!
>I will give you a million dollars for that hat!
>this isn't your average everyday darkness, this is advanced darkness
>You said you were the head chef on the S.S. Gourmet!
>What? No, I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet. I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea!
>>377868987
TLoU
>>377884882
HE'S JUST STANDING THEREMENACINGLY
I'm ready... depression...
>Are there anymore Squidwards I should know about?
>Aren't you Patrick Star?
>Yup.
>And this is your ID.
>Yup.
>I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
>That makes sense to me.
>Then take it.
>It's not my wallet.
Well the way I see it there are three possibilities:
One, you put the dime in me pants
Two, you put the dime in me pants
or three, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS
>>377887840
>Mass Effect 3
YOU DOODLE!!! ME SPONGEBOB!!!!
> It's evil, it's diobolic, it's lemon scented
Sounds like a lot o- HOOPLAAAAAAAA!
F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
I'm not even halfway done with the game yet, but I feel this is pretty accurate
>F is for friends who do stuff together!
>U is for you and me!
>N is for anywhere and anytime at all!
>>377885735
>who knew this guy's COUSIN...
>>377888198
U is for uranium... bombs!
>>377888298
N is for no survivors when you-
>>377888207
I guess Sue is still around then huh.
>>377888417
Yeah, I only just got Gadwin in my party last I played.
>"F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for uranium bombs! N is for no survivors"
>I feel like someone... wants to SELL ME SOMETHING
>>377888715
kek
THE SASH-RINGING, FLASH-SINGING, THE BASH-PINGING...
>>377888813
>Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us
>Oh, puh-lease. I have no soul.
>>377874581
>he hasnt tried it on VR
>>377888947
That's actually a really good horror VR game, and it's not even designed for VR.
>>377888368
PLANKTON!
I guess this is before MANNERS were invented!
AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live in the outside world. To not be in prison.
>Could you play that song again
>The one that goes bee boo boo bop boo boo beep
>>377890161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS5hlOWoTP4
>Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!
>Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee!
>Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!
>Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!
>Leedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle!
>I AM THE OPEN WINDOW MANIAC!
>Prehibernation week
>>377867684
Perfect
>>377880297
Underrated reply
A friend is a friend
'Til the end of the end
That's forever and a day
Stay by your side
Won't hear me say goodbye
Come what may
'Cause that's what friends do
(That's what friends do )
>>377891301
>worm has his hp down by one
heh
>You're never going to feel better unless you get this thing off your chest.
Did you remember to set it to wumbo?
>>377884865
went through the whole thread up to here with little to no reaction, but this. this is fucked up
We ain't talking about this ⬛ or this △, we're talking about this O
>>377894574
nice