I'll sta
>>377862617
Metal Gear Solid V
You shoot a gun except when you don't.
>>377862891
The Middens
A reptile robs you and you murder everyone connected to him before drowning him personally
>>377862617
ragtag group of heroes start fighting big robots and end up becoming atheists
>cyborgs steal your girlfriend and leave you crippled
>you never asked for this
>>377863012
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare?
>>377862984
Xenoblade?
>>377863046
Go to this dude's house and kill everyone.
>>377862980
Technically could be Super Mario Bros. except he doesn't drown Bowser, he boils him in lava.
>A mouse gets pulled into a book and magically creates and destroys things to kill a blob of dark goo
Everyone suffers, except the kind and innocent boy. He suffers the most.
>>377862937
MOOOOOOODS
HE'S CHEATING
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>377863239
Dragon Age Inquisition
A bunch of lesbians with big butts kill your friends while your character is generally ineffective.
some guy gets lost and now he's trying to return to his house, hilarity ensued
Some asshole burns down a town and appropriates the local farm. You stab him in the face.
>>377862617
Psi-Ops
>>377863331
Conker's Bad Fur Day?
>guy hates religious stuff
>cant stop screaming "oh god!"
>You're not the chosen one
>Your best friend is the actual chosen one
>Also it turns out everyone else except you is the chosen one
>but actually you're the MOST chosen one i guess???
>>377863342
I know this isn't the answer but I want to say
"What is Resident Evil 4"
>>377863207
Epic Mickey
A furry hunts rednecks for chickens before becoming an ecological terrorist.
>>377863207
Epic Mickey?
>>377863132
Yes
>>377863239
Mother 3
>Be King Arthur
>Pick fights with every knight of the round table for no real reason
>The closest knight sees this shit and betrays you
>He becomes an antifa marxist and rides Morgan le Fay's ass
>Fight him too
Kill people that don't die, but they're dead
Also we're on Mars
>>377862617
The emperor is kidnapped and a guy is blamed even though people were with him the whole time.
A group of warriors heads out with him to clear his name and fight bird beak cult.
They befriend the son of the emperor and he saves their asses multiple occasions only to invade the kingdom.
The bird beak people have a mushroom and a transformer and plan to awaken a dark powerful dude.
They also want to kill a god that can kill the dark powerful dude
The main character had his father killed by the same race as the powerful dark dude and vows to kill that dude and be badass
You're a furry and you punch
>someone is using the internet to blow up the world
>you shoot his avatar with digital bullets until he dies in real life
>>377864118
Mood
>>377863758
I can follow your logic, but no, not RE4.
>>377864052
>ride Morgan le Fay's ass
Hot desu
>>377864152
That vaporware game from the guys that made receiver
>>377862617
Fucking death.
>>377864307
Nope. Older.
>>377864271
It's way hotter if you knew what game it is
(literally)
>>377862617
money, castles, and hot pirate titties
>>377864152
what is klona
man on fire
>>377864230
That's not the name but I feel like you know the answer.
>>377864259
As I said, I knew it wasn't the answer. Just wanted to have a laugh.
>>377864470
burning rangers?
>>377864470
Max Payne 3
>DUDE CHRISTIANITY LMAO
>>377864560
Outlast 2, Far Cry 5
the wizard of oz: bear edition.
You punch God in the face.
It turns out that the dastardly scoundrel's master plan was all for the sake of getting a girl to like him
Turns out he didn't need to do anything
>>377863012
Dude sex human revolution
>>377864702
xenoblade?
>>377864197
Mass Effect 3?
>>377864702
Asura's Wrath
beat the evil pig: open world edition
>>377864716Plague Knight
>>377863012
Deus Ex: Human Revolution.
>>377863183
Hotline Miami
Obnoxious furry fan-fic fan-fiction
>>377863698
Kingdom Hearts
>>377864809
Not the creative type, are ya?
A christian beats Satan and becomes evil
>>377864819
Ding ding ding
borderline insane degenerates and PTSD victims fight skeletons because your relative is a fucking cunt
You wake up from a month-long coma and try to find your terrorist friend.
>>377862617
Your partner ruined everything and kicks off the events of the story behind your back.
>>377864925
castlevania lords of shadow
>>377864901
I meant to type "drama fan-fiction" but I fucked up
I shouldn't be on /v/ when I have a migraine
>>377864913
I mean, it gets the point across and it's poorly explained.
Satan saves Christmas as furries are wiped from existence
a plumber with autism goes to vacuum a haunted house
>>377864985
yep. shoulda made it more harder because i feel everyone knows that part
>"Did that coffee cup just move?"
>Die
you're everybody's bitch and if you do as you're told you don't explode
>>377865147
Prey.
>>377864909
Nailed it
>>377864790
Nah. This plot summary actually covers all 6 games in the series.
A ragtag group of adventurers must defeat the pale orc and the fire dragon to save their city and take back their home.
Five year old girl goes to graduate kindergarten, only to get traumatized
A medieval fantasy adventure with the core moral being "FUCK THE POLICE"
>>377865212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4RanjlL7sg
You fight witches, but plot twist. YOU become the witch
>>377865254
The pale orc wasn't in the real version of the hobbit.
>>377865045
Persona 5
>>377863239
Nier, either of them
>>377865153
Keep calm and keep talking. Or something like that.
>>377865359
That's good, because I'm not talking about the Hobbit.
Turns out that a bunch of buildings around the world are pieces of an ancient Voltron and you pilot it to fight Satan.
>You are bad guy who works for bigbad
>bigbad betrays you and let you suffer
>you came back and got bunch of powers
>bigbad did it cuz you had potential to be the most powerful host
>>377865062
jose's mansion?
>>377863239
Drakengard?
All of your decisions don't matter.
>>377865397
Was actually referring to Automata but Emil kinda suffers the most in both games now that I think about it
Space ships without laser beams fight space ships with laser beams and win, until the next game when they lose.
>>377865503
any telltale's game
>>377865383
OOH, WE CAN DO THIS
>>377864796
Yes.
You end up killing yourself with yourself on top of a symbol of yourself
>>377865398
Nope, no idea what that even is
Turns out fucking with time isn't as rad as fucking unborn waifus
>>377865246
Megaman Battle Network?
>your son was kidnapped and now you try to find him
>turns out your son was the chosen one to destroy humanity
>you kill your son and end up in some weird dimension
>>377862617
get calls
kill people
>>377865917
Fire emblem awakening?
>>377866035
Fallout 4
not-grandpa dooms the world
You must conquer a planet using 3d printers
>break out of prison so some guy can see his daughter
>kill a magical god baby that's accidentally turning people into monsters
>stop a dragonphobic old man from committing genocideor join him if you want
>ruin an interplanetary construction project
All of these are different games by the way.
It's Metroid with Tits
1 word:
Spaniards
You're a robot pirate who robs robot England for robot water
You fuck a girl that a guy was fucking but then you realize your brother wanted to fuck her as well, and then you die in the prequel.
yourself kills yourself but then yourself wants to kill yourself after yourself killing yourself
You alone must kill the snake jockey.
>>377866130
Correct
>>377866215
Halo 2
>>377866386
No
>>377864829
It's castlemania.
A man murders a dog and a cat and eventually ends up in jail because of it. Still a better fate than if he hadn't killed them.
You murder your way trough the land to get to some birds nest to steal her babies
>>377865795
>>377866304
Soul Reaver 2?
>>377866304
?????
>>377862617
>>377862617
Potato is poisoned by other potatoes, friends are killed off screen but are all retconned to be alive in the expansion.
>>377863782
>>377863815
Yes
A kid is harassed by a masked stranger and told by another stranger that he has to go after him.
The villain states that humans are the real monsters and comes to destroy you in self-defense. You defeat him without really providing a solition, but you DO beat your rival and fuck his sister.
>>377866745
pokemon black
Mailman gets caught in a conflict between nations after dying
You are dead, but no really.
And you go your way to kill a lot of powerful beings to save the world... but not really.
>Be girl
>Have tattoo that absorbs weapons
>Bro takes some shit from you but not really evil.
>Bro dies
>Kill some evil guy
>Bro dies AGAIN
>Finally cry
>>377866632Correct
>>377867003
All of the Souls games.
>>377867098
Ha, correct!
Break out of prison and yell at lizards.
Get your girlfriend and a ninja then go to the moon to meet your dad.
You look like a burnt jalapeno with a face and you possess people
>>377865571
Stellaris?
a crying man, severed limbs, and a pale stoner make the world normal
>>377867053
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
Freak of nature without a nose screams at everything and becomes an atheist
>>377862617
Highschool kid fights god
You play as a jobless 20 something female (male) who posts all day on a chinese anime board.
>>377867379
correct
crossdressing elf boy beats up giant pig cloud
>>377867539
BotW
Some assholes try and take everything and the main characters are ready to beat up every motherfucker in the multiverse to stop them
>>377864702
SMT 3 or SMT 4 A
>>377867504
my life
>>377862617
shit happens
>>377867002
New Vegas
>>377862617
>The sister you thought dead was the big bad THE WHOLE TIME
>>377866745
Wonderful 101
>>377863239
Evil Within
>>377867762
BlazBlue
>COME INTO THE LIGHT
>COME INTO THE DARKNESS
>Fuck y'all, both of you guys suck.
>swords
>guns
>trenchcoat
>no fedora
>actually a nice guy
>>377863576
RE 4
>>377867882
Azure Striker Gunvolt.
>>377865423
Specter of Torment?
>>377867882
Devil May Cry
>>377867605
good job
Giant space moth asks you to kill some shit
you gotta ring some bells and then collect some shit and then fight some guy who uses a sword
>>377867785
Yepsequel never
>>377867958
Nope
hint: it's a FPS
>>377866126
Motline Hiami
except, those are messages
> wake up
> become a door
>be edgy italian dude
>become demon
>kill shit
>girlfriend dies
>you die
>go to hell and kill more shit to come back
>kill everyone
>>377867967
that is correct.
>>377868113
Darkness
you quickly stop a mad scientist's animal sex-slavery ring with the help of your sexually-confused yellow friend, but not before fighting a colder-bodied and less emotionally-capable version of yourself
>>377868027
Dark Souls
You did all that work and IT MEANS NOTHING THE NEXT GAME
>>377868113
The Darkness?
>>377868113
dante's inferno?
>>377868137
>>377868184
correct
>>377866196
>break out of prison so some guy can see his daughter
What is Dishonored? But then again, it says for some guy, not the guy you're playing as.
>>377868168
mass effect 2
>>377865423
Force unleashed?
Never actually played the game but seems like the plot
A private investigator punches the shit out of a some zombies and a tree
>>377868145correct
>>377867504
Va11-Halla?
you're a cool hackerman with a bi polar girlfriend
>>377868138
Sonic 2
>>377868023
Metroid Prime 2
>>377867871
Valdis Story: Abyssal CityYeah I know not really, but it still counts.
>>377865571
Freespace and then Freespace 2
Power ranger vs lion man
Power ranger sucks at everything
>>377868005
stop trying to turn me gay r/v
>>377868212
I was actually thinking ofFuri.
>Go to some town to get some drug for god knows why
>ppl are batshit insane because of that drug
a nigger version of you fucks up town, you're blamed for it and sentenced to clean shit off the main square
>>377868304
>Sonic 2
yep
>>377868249
Deadly Premonition
>>377868356
Bloodborne
>>377868356
Bloodborne?
>>377868368
>BING BING 1UP WAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOO
bonus hint: this isunacceptable in public
>>377868368
I'M A CHUCKSTER
>>377868368
Sunshine
>>377862617
Sniper: Ghost Warrior?
>>377868398
Nope, it was inspired by the game I'm talking about though
>>377863342
>>377863758
It was Ocarina of time.
>>377868501
>>377868515
Correct
>Meet cute grill
>End up killing an ancient shapeshifting Leviathan
Shit-tier marcus fenix and shit-tier robocop accidentally lands in a weird planet and begin to search the worst former boss ever
Genes, butts, ketchup, and sunglasses.
>>377868468
>>377868483
noice.
a clown moves some statues that causes the end of the world
>>377868368
Man seeks to redeem himself and proceeds to beat the ever living fuck out of his disfigured adopted son who is trying to save humanity.
>>377868356
Bloodborne
>>377867743
Ring-A Ding Ding, baby
You inspire people through song and dance. Hilarity ensues.
>>377868694
Lisa
>>377868694
you spend the whole game trying to kill yourselvesbecause you failed the first time
>>377867871
any mainline Shin Megami Tensei
>>377866196
>break out of prison so some guy can see his daughter
FURY
>kill a magical god baby that's accidentally turning people into monsters
Parasite Eve
>stop a dragonphobic old man from committing genocideor join him if you want
Breath of Fire 4
>ruin an interplanetary construction project
Ratchet and Clank, maybe, Idk.
>Be uncool guy
>Turns out you are THE guitar hero who will save the universe
two kings are dead but you dindu nuffin
>>377868771
>>377868781
Yep
>>377868832
You got the first and last ones right.
>>377868102
Persona 3
>>377868092
I can't think. Would it give it away if i asked where it took place?
>>377868791
Bioshock Infinite?
unintentionally become king after long adventure of bad movie parodies and tragic loss of loved one
>Be rich af and have land bitches and all
>Study weird shit
>Suddenly find Cthulhu in my backyard
>an hero
>oh fuck beastmen
>oh fuck beasts
>oh fuck aliens now for some reason
>oh fuck now I'M an alien
the king is killed while your stupid ass admires the view outside
>Escape from jail
>Kill everything
>Set yourself on fire
>>377864702
>>377868975
Conker's Bad Fur Day.
>>377868996
Witcher 2?
>>377868871
Witcher 2
An autist goes on a journey to bone his girlfriend and fails. He then gets penetrated by his dad to save the world.
>>377868983
Bloodborne.
>>377868996
FFXV?
>>377868851
>Brutal Legend
or
>Guitar Hero 3
>>377868983
ABSOLUTELY BLOODBORNE
>>377868746
Elite beat agents
your dad is the first and final boss, he named you after himself, and you're upside-down sometimes
The story is actually well written, interesting and with little flaws in it.
>>377862617
would you kindly
>>377868951
not what I have in mind but I don't think Booker tried to kill himself, nigga just ran away
The most elite armed response teams from across the globe come together to kill each other while terrorists run around somewhere else.
>>377869253
bio cock
try not to get killed by fuckbots sent by cosmic beings so you can collect another cosmic being's mixtapes which will ascend you to a higher plane of reality
>>377869072
yep
>>377869232
Kirby 64
big ass man jihads entire city while you take a boat ride
>>377868943
Around the 1920syou use pitchforks and tommy guns and all sorts of shit
>Niece is dead bc plot reasons
>Guess i'll be an edgy faggot
>>377865246
I haven't played it myself, but is it xenosaga?
>>377869203
Nooope
hint:it's made by japs
DONT MESS WITH THIS PRIME MINISTER
>>377869405
Observe Canines
A father's desire to find his long-lost daughter nearly destroys an entire planet and ends with him getting erased from existence.
>>377869460
Opposite day Canada
>>377869226
Correct. Ouendan would have also been accepted.
a game within a game
>>377869281
CSGO?
>>377869482
Nier
>>377868851
Gitaroo Man
A game cannot translate into any other media because the story is tied directly into the game mechanics
The main character's father goes missing, and then dragons.
>>377864470
MgsV
Guy smokes dank weed every day
>>377869542
all games
hint: you're in a game
kill dude underground, put gem in head to become that dude, cycle repeats
>>377869596
Correct, my dude
>>377869628Undertale
>>377862617
Your plane crashes in the ocean and you kindly obey the orders of some random guy until a twist.
>>377869502persona 5
You break out of prison and then stop playing because the game's too big and you don't know what to do
capitalism + loli
>>377869389
Blood 1? only FPS i can think of with Pitchforks
>sitting at this shitty apartment
>phone rings
>"oh hi, it's about your job interview. We're expecting you!"
>>377869729
Bioshock
>>377869729
Bioshag
>>377869460
MGR
>You find a magic orb that sends you to a fantasy medieval world where magic users and normal people dislike each others
>be smartass
>get lit on fire
>fuck a goat woman at the end
>>377869594
Not what I had in mind. Here's another hint.
Said dad's mind is hijacked by a planet sized robot with a cat face.
you wonder why the fuck everyone is so obsessed with rearranging matchsticks until you get really high (literally) and it all makes sense now
>>377869952
angry deity
>>377869952
Robobot
>>377869482
Asura's Wrath
This family-friendly series uses inflation, vore, traps and other fucked up fetishes as plot points
>>377869798
Correct.
>>377869792
Oblivion
final boss is weak only to a specific weapon, yet can be pretty much just be killed by holding a piece of wood under his ball sack for awhile
angry black dad has the power of noodles
>>377869993
>>377870010
Nope.
>>377870001
Correct.
>the game that came before it is now pretty much retconned and all you get is a fucking snail
>>377870103
No, but you're on the right track
>>377869706
correct
>Go rescue some russian
>end up killing my second mom
>feels
>>377869542
Some Star Ocean.
>>377869797
Recettear
>>377870134
prototype 2
>>377870195
MGS3
>>377870117
Zelda I
You're a janitor who likes baseball
internet anti-christ is put down by a power levelling japanese kid with a cheat item
>>377870207
>Recettear
yes
>>377869460
Persona 5
>>377870117
I'm intrigued.
>>377870214
correct
>you unfuck the world by means of quick time events and shitty unskippable action sequences
>>377870261
dot hack
>>377870170
I think I got it confused with Skyrim?
Also
>Detective goes back in time to save the world from himself
>>377870396
yeah figured it was too easy
>>377870249
nope
>Wake up in a field withsome guy and his sister
>fucks me hard and have a cute daughter
>>377870420
still nope, wrong direction
You and a bunch of other weirdos go out to punch the pope in the face and stop japanese people from blowing up.
>>377870420
Uhhh...Ghost Trick?
>>377870505
guilty gear
>>377870480
FE Awakening
Fuck Chrom, he's the worst.
>>377862617
A couple of mercenaries BTFO a country so hard it nukes itself
An autistic shonen stereotype's autistic gf gets chosen by aliens to become aliens
Aliens are actually just one guy butthurt about racismyou can leave the girlfriend for a big tittied ninja that is completely uselessthe sequel wasnot that bad
Apcolypse by acupuncture.
>>377864428
Wario Land
you look away for a second and your adoptive daughter has a baby with some literally who
>>377869792
>>377865321
HALT
A
L
T
>We'll bang, Okay?
You're a hippie that want to tear down an amusement park
>>377870575
Correct.
No John, you're the space Muslim.
>>377869931
>fuck a goat woman at the end
So is THAT what happens when you beat the Pacifist run in Undertale?
You make things into balls because dad's a terrible tennis player.
A knight, an archer, a cleric, a half-elf witch and a summoner are traveling through time to kill a wizard. The knight fucks like a tiger.
>>377870718
Massive erection
>>377870647
SHEENA IS BEST GIRL
>>377870707
Witcher 3?
you slide around killing anything that moves
I don't remember if it had a story
>black guy gets shit for not acting like a rampaging nigger
>>377870647
Tales of Symphonia
Sheena is best girl btw
>>377870481
cannot think then.
>>377870551
nope. guess i was too vague.
here's a hint
>help some girl turning 16
>turns out girl was you
>demons
You go on a journey to get your dad to sit on a fucking chair.
You took nap right after being deployed with your squad to kick ass. Now you spend 90% of the game playing detective.
An army of clowns cause havoc.
>>377870707
fucking Yakuza 6.
Fuck Haruka.
Leaving matches, gamethrowing, being afk and otherwise cancerous players.
>>377868613
Bulletstorm?
>>377870941
I heard this before, but don't remember the answer.
>>377870708
>>377869792 here, nope but you are close
you punch god in the face but turns out god is not god but satan disguised as god
>>377870945
ODST
>>377870945
Halo 3: ODST
almost die after hooking up with the devil's daughter in a random pub
>>377871007
yes
>>377862617
>you try to get over your guilt while being chased by your own repressed masculinity
>>377871096
Catherine?
The gods are assholes but one of them wants to protect humanity. You serve and fight for that god. The real villain is revealed halfway through the game.
>>377862617
no one has guessed op's yet? its obviously candlejack the videoga
You either erase humanity or just 3/4 of it.
>>377871191
yes
>>377870823
>the knight fucks like a tiger
The half elf witch does, apparently.
>>377870867
Vanquish
>>377871037
A dumb pineapple tries to kill you.
There is no point to the game
>>377871223
infamous 2?
>>377871258
>The half elf witch does, apparently.
Yes, I fucked that part.
The hero never speaks and is really into bestiality
The rest of the gang doesn't question it
>>377871315
Life.
>>377864152
Hotline Miami
>>377871258
yes
>>377870941
FE Fates Conquest
>>377871374
>tfw
>>377870881
GTA V?
>>377871449
Yee
>MY OWN CLONE
>NOW BOTH OF US CAN BE THE CHOSEN ONE
While delivering the mail, you end a war.
Congratulations, you managed to fall into a robots cock cockpit and now you're gonna fight some terrorists, good luck kid.
you got tricked into killing humans by the village bards even though the bards are supposed to take care of humans and by this point you realise that the story makes no sense and is only raved on by people because of muh feels
>>377871656
Fallout NV
>>377871374
Close but no cigar
>>377871063
>>377871082
Correct
Almost everyone is fucking retarded/dead except the MC, who is expected to fix everything. Also space zombies (sort of).
>>377871332
No
>>377871445
Yes
>>377871495
Too tru, too tru. We were born to suffer.
>>377866180
Fuck was my statement too vague?
>>377871709
Zone of the Enders or something along those lines
>doomguy travels to antarctica
>commander nignog gets killed at the start of the game
>mexican friends fuses with a demon
>german scientist fuses with an angel
>you kill both
>humanity fuck yeah
>>377871974
strange journey
>>377871868
Red Faction?
>Humans were the aliens all along
>Your sister wants your dick so bad that she almost destroys the world
>>377872013
Nope, it was an rts
>Edgy kid finds waifu
>Waifu gets kidnapped again
>fuck this game srsly
>>377872093
...Whatever.
You can't buy your workers some shoes until you get the expansion pack
You are assigned to fill many mass graves with the contorted bodies of your comrads. As their bodies arrive you have to arrange them to fit into the pit one at a time as best you can. They keep coming in faster and faster leaving you less time to arrange them properly.
>>377872076
The one that sucks ass. The sequel has titan in it, I can't remember the title but I do remember launching planets into each other. Shame it sucked ass in the end.
You get so caught up in hero worship that you go beyond your mission objectives to rescue/meet them but then you do something really bad and blame said hero, who you now move to get revenge against.
>>377871965
Yeet.
>>377864307
>>377864439
>>377871392
It's altered beast you shits.
You save the world from jewish ayys, then from a kitty face.
>>377872221
Tetris. Too easy
>getting my ass kicked
>time to grind
>somehow the boss is even harder now wtf
>>377871765
Hint: fixing things is his job and what his weapons are based on
you get tricked into lighting up a campfire
The whole world got fucked and everyone blames you, go fix it.
>>377872223
Nope, if was supreme commander.
>>377867798
It will never be fucking hilarious.
>>377872426
Last Remnant
>>377871031
Well done.
>>377869281
Rainbow Six siege.
You're supposed to be looking for your son but you don't actually give a fuck.
Never trust fairies with nice legs.
>>377872572
bravely default
>>377872309
You have to admit that HM was a fair guess.
Here's mine:
>You need to build an African American housing community and make it profitable.
Having an assistant was never lewder than in this game.
>>377872564
The forest
A Black ops mission goes wrong and you get raped by a young woman.
>>377872698Animal Crossing
>>377872670
prison architectxd racism
turns out it wasn't the big sea snake that was causing the earthquakes, it was the big ass sea snake
>>377872564
fallout 4
>>377870809
Katamari Damacy?
>>377872767
f.e.a.r. 2
>>377862617
Buy this game, but don't play it or else you're a monster.
>Go to india
>Start a revolution by fucking a queen's shit up
A stalker is so obsessed with you that he bends time and space, threatens your sister, and captures you just so that he is the only one that can have you.
No one asked for this sequel. The spiritual successor ends on a plot hook/cliff hanger.
>>377872895
hotline miami?
Jesus lives in a sewer and teaches an emo kid that dying sucks
>>377872792
Nope.
>>377872790
Yes
>>377872892
You got it
>>377868654
MGS1, give me a hard one
>>377872812
Yeah, that story sucked.
>>377872391
robobot
You're a female that kills aliens and shit.
It isn't related to the Metroid or Alien series.
>>377872426
Final Fantasy 8.
>GENERATOR
>KILLER MACHINE
>THERE'S NO FATE
>TAKE CONTROL
>BRAIN POWER
Apparently it's not a fighting game.
It's like paintball but the paint only splatters when you kill someone.
>>377873281
Arms
Orange boys hate the blue pyccyn but actually it was the green fucks but REALLY it was the yellow ricers wait no actually it was black man all along also everyone is friends now to kill black man
>>377873281
Melee
>>377873302
Splatoon?
>>377872984
TWEWY?
>>377862980
Call of Duty Black Ops
someone turned a bunch of spirits of the land into playing cards and you go to space after finding them
>>377873279
Song: Brain Power
Streamer: ty1
Game: ASSFAGGOTS
Response: That's a song not vidya fuckface
>>377873387
Advance Wars
Hard one
Meeting new people makes you stronger. You fly with your waifu into the sun to save the world.
>>377873562
Paper Mario 1
>>377873629
Nice
>>377873581
>That's a song not vidya fuckface
But you're wrong, dumbass.
Turns out the bad guy is you from the future.
When he dies you go back to your world but the bad guy didnt actually die (?) and kills you.
>>377873676
>posts song lyrics
>doesn't describe the actual game BrainPower
>calls me the autismo
Fine, Psychonauts, I get it.
>>377873638
Astro Boy motherfucker
A barrel, stop sign and tombstone steal a letter from you.
>>377873806
>getting triggered by some twitch meme and doesn't even know the game
STOP
>>377873513
F that, anon
>you're a wannabe space trader
>all you've got is a shitty-ass shuttlecraft
>go make some money, fuck
>also there are some warring factions and you could pick a side and help them win but fuck that get $$$
>>377873476
Nope.
Ravenfield
someone stole your waifu and you become a weeaboo to save her
>a grunt blows up a planet
>there are robots
>Be a vampire
>Castle is upside down
>WHO THE FUCK BUILT THIS SHIT
>>377871765
>>377872438
Dead Space?
You bought a sword on Ebay. Become the world's best murderer.
>>377873443
Correct
You spend the whole game learning the weakness and hunting behaviors of wolves.
>>377874045
ANJIN-DONO!
guns and memes
>>377874113
The worst Castlemania everSotN
>>377862617
You try to run an antique shop but your brother keeps trying to fuck it up
Get in touch with your ancestors while you fight Ayy Lmao.
>>377874038
Freelancer?
>>377871728
Nier.
>>377874192
more like meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme
>>377874249
Doom .wad Ancient AliensIt's probably actually Prey 1 but I like Doom better
It's a game where you do everything you can and try to be a super man.
Your friend turns into a planet and you defeat her with the power of true love
Handsome man who flies a jet doesn't like borders
Asshole, atheist mercenary and his crew fight the 2nd coming of Satan.
>>377874306
Probably fits that too, but no.
To be fair only those who grew up with a Mac will likely have heard of this one.
You go backpacking your girlfriend, and she tells you to massacre the local military base.
>>377874045
Viewtiful Joe?
Not Kirby and Not Bowser play tennis with the moon and Not Kirby wins despite one of the most ridiculous QTEs ever.
>>377874423
Ace combat zero
>>377874375
Tony Hawk 3
>>377874505
Joe was a weeaboo from the start.
>>377868296
>what is bar tending?
Not a job apparently
>>377874045
Red Steel
>>377871765
dead space
>>377874571
>Ace combat zero
correct
Mechanical little boy stops Albert Einstein from taking over the world
You become immortal to escape going to hell but unless you submit yourself to your punishment everyone will die and the multiverse will eventually collapse
A loli dies and you get magical powers
Also shes not dead lol
>>377874571
Correct.
Poor man's FF7 but with dragons.
>>377874662
rockman
>>377872804
Mh3tri.
you're tasked to save this girl locked in a tower whos really good at throwing stuff
Bring your girlfriend gifts, talk about your day, sleep together under the stars and feed her monster flesh to stop her from turning into the Hulk.
>>377871372
Breath of Fire
>>377874138
Maybe the whole "everyone is retarded" was vague, but when a fucking BATTLESHIP FULL OF SOLDIERS gets done in by ONE necromorph its hard to forget.
Correct.
>>377873808
...correct
>>377871027
every competetive multiplayer game ever
You fly to another planet to rescue your babysitter
>>377875427
Well yeah, I'm mentioning a specific one.
You're eight different people at once
You also set yourself up.
>>377875442
Commander Keen
>>377875023
Ico?
>>377862617
>be Greek with a spear
>chase a cyclops with a tridents
>gain friends (one of them is a hot niggress)
>cyclops wants to free Kronos
>Greek guy kills cyclops
>Greek guy becomes god in the end
>>377874174
correct
Abuse time travel to keep your friends from dying horrible, brutal deaths and Igor from persona is the bad guy
>>377875503
League of Legends?
You and your science class dress in spandex so you can fist giant spacemen
Everyone is tricking you and literally everything you do just makes everyone's lives worse.
They move to a new planet but they chose the worst time to do it.
>>377871581
KH2? am I retarded??
The clown tricks you and wishes the genie to control the world by destroying it?
>>377868368
Super Mario Sunshine?
Metroid but isometric and it's harder
>>377872895
hatred?
>>377875714
Mass Effect Andromeda
>>377875637
Chrono Cross?
>>377875820
No to chrono cross
>>377869405
Watch_Dogs
>>377875601
nopeyou also owe some money
>>377875791
Final Fantasy 6
>>377869360
Zeno Clash?
>>377869676
Metal Gear Solid V
>>377875601
>>377876014
nope to ico i meant
You die but not really and save some lolis.
>>377875820
No to andromeda
>>377874159MASTERWORKS ALL, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG
>>377875638
No, it's a little more obscure
>>377875637Tutturu?
>>377875818
Oh man I know it, it was that super shitty DS game. I was pumped to try it but it was actually really boring. All the powerups were the same.
>>377868679
Ff6 boi
>>377863317
what is this one? I need to know, for research
>the main villain just wanted a girlfriend and you kick his ass for trying to take yours
>>377873792
Infamous?
>>377876719
Mario
>>377876865
nope
>>377876990
Mario 2
You're a babysitter, and a pretty terrible one for putting the baby in danger constantly.
A book writer from New Orleans gets caught up in a nasty magic gang war.
>>377874930
correct
>>377877107
Comix Zone?
>>377877050
Not mario related at all
>>377868313
zhp
you get framed, then the game will call you an asshole unless you never use half of the equipment it gives you
>>377870169
ztd
Absorbs energy and kills thousands.
Kills thousands when exposed to radiant energy.Delicious candy