Ahem... Could I get the audience's attention, please?

This better be good.

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DK? Are you finally stepping up?

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Small crowd...
Well, um, I guess now is the time to go up and play Freebird.

I am monitoring this thread.

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NO DK
DONT DO IT
NOBODY HAS EVER DONE IT YET

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I'd like to, uh, thank you all for coming out here today, a-and without further ado, I'm going to play Freebird.

I believe in you donkey kong

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Don't slip up now, banana skin.

DO IT DONKEY CUNT

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DOOON DOOOON DOON DADUM DOON BADU-DOO BUM BUH BOOM

STRA-BOOM BOOM-DA-DOOM BOODADUM

BANANAAAAAAAA

NO
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SEE

D K

IF I LEEEEEAVE HERE TOMOOOOROOOOOW
WOULD YOU STILL REMEMBER MEEE

FOR I MUST BE TRAVELLING OOOOON NOOOOOOW
CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY PLAAACES I'VE GOT TO SEEE

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BUT IF I STAAAAAYED HERE WITH YOOOOU GIIIIRL
THINGS JUST COULDN'T BE THE SAAAME
CAUSE I'M AS FREEEEE AS A BIIIIIRD NOOOOOW
AND THIS BIIIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAAANGE

Why was the voice of DK so good at singing?

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YOU SUCK

OH OH OH OH
AND THIS BIIIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAANGE
AND THIS BIIIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAANGE

LOOORD KNOOOWS I CAN'T CHAAAAAANGE

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BYE BYE BAAABY IT'S BEEN SWEET LOOOOOOVE, YEAH
THOUGH THIS FEEEELIN' I CAN'T CHANGE

PLEASE DON'T TAAAKE IT SO BAAADLY
CAUSE LOOORD KNOWS I'M TO BLAME

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>>377855345
beautiful

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BUT IF I STAAAAYED HERE WITH YOOOOU, GIRL
THINGS JUST COULDN'T BE THE SAME

CAUSE I'M AS FREEEEE AS A BIIIIRD NOOOOOW
AND THIS BIRD YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE, OH OH OH OH
AND THIS BIIIIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAANGE
AND THIS BIIIIRD YOU CANNOT CHAAAAANGE

LOOOORD KNOOOWS I CAN'T CHAAAANGE
LOOOORD HELP ME, I CAN'T CHA-A-A-A-A-A-A-ANGE

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LOOOOOOORD, I CAN'T CHAAAAANGE

WON'T YOU FLYYYYYYY HIIII—

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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TALENTLESS TWAT

>>377854910
Because it was a professional singer.

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>>377856303
>mfw solo time

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—FREEEEEEE BIIIRD YEEAH

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NO WAY
HE DID IT!
DKC DKC DKC

DKC DKC DKC

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>mfw have no fucking clue what this thread is about yet love Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong is better than Mario.

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how did such a shitty show have some of the best music ever?

DKC DKC DKC

lookie here lookie here look what i've got

B A N A N A
S L A M M A

bookmarking

>DK finally has rhythm.
What timeline is this?

>>377854612
EVERYTHANG IS UPSIDE-DOWN AND IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME

I CAN SEE IT NOW THE CROWD BEGINS TO CHEER

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>>377862771
The Plumber's Change of Heart and the Ministry of Music

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THANK YOU ALL FOR COMIN'
GOOD NIGHT

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>>377864269
Ya did good DK, now sing Magic from Mobile suit gundam 0083 stardust memory