Wise choice, sir. Wiiiise chooooice.

>>377846256
*pulls out shotgun*

THERE ARE CULTISTS EVERYWHERE, FRIEND.

The choice of a professional

Works well in a crowded area

>>377846256
THIS IS A GUN SHOP NOT A FUN SHOP

da uzi nine millimeda

>>377846256
THE END TIMES ARE COMIN YA HEAR!

Take it.
Hold it
Love it.

So does he say anything else other than whats been posted? some one do the cluckin bell guy

They, uh, all lost their serial numbers.

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MMMM NICE BIKE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye0wpLQvEVg

Not other NPC comes close

>>377849713
>HMMM NICE MIKE
ftfy deaf bitch

YOURE ABOUT TO GET A GOOD LOOK AT MY OTHER 44s

>>377849842
dem white bois had me on crystal meth

Why aren't you guys representing the GSF in SA Multiplayer yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCoF-PkCuO8

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>>377849713
NICE ASS BABY

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>>377849713

>>377851519
didnt know anyone still played that

>there will never be DayZ threads again

Is there any vidya series more quotable than GTA? Besides MGS of course.

>>377851920
Dragon's Dogma comes close.

>>377852036
I like Dragon's Dogma but I would never ever say that about it.

>>377851920
Deus Ex is pretty up there.

>>377851920


Warcraft 3 and Dawn of War are pretty quotable.

>>377852364
>I like Dragon's Dogma but I would never ever say that about it.
Fair enough. I just know almost as soon as someone mentions it all the "Wolves hunt in packs arisen" quotes start to roll in.

>>377852393
>An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded.
I though that was coolest fucking line in existence when I was younger for some reason.

>>377852505
Yeah there are some specific ones in a lot of games but past a few lines the quantity is no way near the same.

>>377852393
I was going to say this as well, more earlier RTS games than those though.

I can't keep the siege tank's voice out of my head whenever I say shit as basic as "absolutely".

>>377851920
TF2 and the rest of valve games

>>377852505
EVEN IN NUMBERS, A WEAKLING IS A WEAKLING STILL

>>377851920
The audience is a lot smaller obviously but SMAC is absolutely prized for its presentation of different political and philosophical concepts, and they're almost entirely communicated through quotes recorded by the faction leaders.

>>377853459
GTA's animations are really stuck in my head for the rest of my life

>>377846256
If anyone asks, you didn't buy these from me.

>>377846256
"You're not not american till you someone"

>>377851920

Command and Conquer

>>377851674
that web.m made me cry/laugh idk why

>>377852505
all roads lead to Gran Soren Arisen

>>377849842
I SMOKE 'CUZ IT GIVES ME KNOWLEDGE

Hope you kick some ass

>>377846256
THAT'S where it's from! I've been saying that for years without remembering where it was from.

I've never really played GTA, I tried SA for a couple minutes once.

Should I force myself to get into them? Or is it a nostalgia thing?

COME BY AMMUNATION AND REGISTER TO WIN AN ANTI AIRCRAFT GUN ACTUALLY USED WHEN WE WHOOPED AUSTRALIA'S ASS

>>377846256
Is that Casemods?

>>377857098
nostalgia is a big part of it. i played the first one when it first came out in the 90s and fell in love. seeing it's progression has been something. apart from the abomination that is V im trying to block that trash game from my memory

>>377846256

Did you ever try to stick about 20 satchel charges on him and detonate? He'll die but he'll be still standing there.

>>377857529
I think GTA 5 is great and I've played every GTA since London 69 on release.
I don't get all the hate for it.

>>377857098
I first played SA in 2015 and I loved it.
>>377858853
I think most of the hate comes from GTA Online's existence and the effect it had on the story mode.
Most often that is "nostalgic" fags saying that (insert 3D GTA game) was the best GTA.

>>377858853
no soul

>>377859293
>Most often that is "nostalgic" fags
Fuck me

recently finished SA

i now realize how much better VC was

SA had waaay to many bullshit missions

*x-files theme plays*

>>377858853
i just hate gta online
also everything isnt very cohesive. they didnt hit a fine balance between realism and arcade feel. world feels way worse than the other gta games. other than that though, the game is great

>>377857098
Play SA and IV.

>>377860271
Well it's balanced by VC's shittier controls

LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE

>>377858853
GTA V is shit.
>bland characters, esp. Franklin
>abrupt, unsatisfying ending
>dumbass choice at the end (who wouldn't pick C?)
>unused casino, amphitheatre, and racetrack
>no car insurance in sp
>police are NO FUN ALLOWED
>yoga
>Kifflom mission that has you running in the desert
>missions in general are terrible
>new clothing and vehicles exclusive to Online
>safehouses are pretty lame, would prefer actual real estate

>>377860754
>using the AK that late in the game

>>377860908
whats wrong with it?

>>377857098
SA holds up nicely overall. Graphics were kinda bad even in its day but the gameplay and humour made up of for it

>>377860945
It's inferior to the M4 in every way. Smaller magazine, worse accuracy, shorter range.

>tfw cant get the orange hazy sky from PS2

>>377852505
They're masterworks all, you can go wrong

>>377860717
forgot
>the businesses and their missions are shit
>Trevor killing Johnny was lame
>the map is shit - a ridiculous downgrade from SA
>no jetpack
>"mysteries" that aren't even mysteries

>>377861094
http://gtaforums.com/topic/750681-skygfx-ps2-and-xbox-graphics-for-pc

>>377861094
Are you playing on PS3/360?

>the mission where you have to steal a big rig with a gas tank
>RC zero missions

>flying with keyboard

>>377857529
Fuck off. V is great, I sincerely hope the continue with multiple protagonists for the remainder of the series. They could've added story dlc which would've been awesome but the main story and online are easily 8/10 or more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPytfSy-04
LIBERTY CITY BLOWS WOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>377861238
>the mission where you have to steal a big rig with a gas tank
There's a building like right across the street with a brick wall next to it. Just park between the two, get out, and kill the guys chasing you. They'll just be slamming the car into the outside of the wall.

>>377861076
It might be my brain being pickled but I think the AK has slightly higher damage.
I think Carl's outfit is the real crime in the webm tho. They've unlocked every store at that point in the game and they haven't created a more unique style?

>>377861352
Underage.

>>377861379
KILLER BEES

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What is the hardest Grand Theft Auto mission and why is it The Driver?

>>377861436
they guys are not the problem

the problem is the ice sliding physics and jack-knifing

>>377861772
K-killer bees.

>>377861379
>not rise FM>>377861883

>>377861883
that isnt that hard

the mission where you have to drive a boat up to adock with 20 haitians is harder

they all just light you up and theres nothing you can do except prey they miss a little

>>377852505
THEIR KIND IS WEAK TO ICE AND FIRE BOTH

>>377849842
>You're like my asshole
>always holding shit

kek'd

>>377851920
E.A.R.T.H. 2160

What version/mods do I need to replay this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk9LMGQFCDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9HxCFP73SM

These are the only good things from V.

>>377861883
There are no hard missions

>>377861883
The hardest mission is getting gold in the final mission for driving school.

A 3 minute timed drive through San Fiero with no crashes and random traffic.

I literally saved that for last for my 100% run just because of how frustrating it was

>>377855526
Why Mr. President... Whatever do you mean?

See I got a gun

>>377862867
Any mission that requires you avoid traffic, like >>377862882 or the valet one in SA, is hard.

>>377863035
Valet in SA is super fucking easy.

OOOH CHASE ME CHASE ME

>>377862882
You only need all bronze for 100%

>>377863138
Unless you hit a car, then you might as well restart the mission.

>>377851920
TES.

TIM, THEY'VE GOT YOUR WIFE

petsovernight.com

>>377863413
BUT IM NOT MARRIED

>>377863471
YOU ARE NOW
TO AMERICA

>>377863035
>Hello? This WE TIP?
>I seen something highly suspicious you should come check out...
>*hangs up*
How did the police know where to go?

CITIZEN RAGING AGAINST PHONES

>>377861379
Everyone knows women are made from sand

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AM A FOOKIN RASPBERREH

Seems apt considering recent events

Here's the real hardest mission in GTA

Trying to do anything in Portland after you kill Salvatore

IM NAKED LAZLO, IM NAKED.

>>377864030
>shotgun fags around corners

>>377846381
fuck you got me good

>>377861076
>not using your favorite weapons, regardless of their stats in-game
I wish I could see your characters in games where the best outfit/weapon looks like complete shit.

HE SO DOWN FOR THE HOOD, HE IGNORE ME?

hey, if i kill him do i get a medal?

>>377862241
GInput
>For using XInput controllers (360/Xbone/DS3/DS4)
http://gtaforums.com/topic/562765-ginput/

Things to do in San Andreas
>Adds a ton of beta/cut content, new minigames, interiors, mechanics from III/VC/IV, stuff from the PS2 version, and lots of fixes - all while keeping with San Andreas' atmostphere/style
http://community.pcgamingwiki.com/files/file/428-things-to-do-in-san-andreas/

SilentPatch
>Many bug fixes, including making the game run at 30fps while locked (instead of 25fps) and removing input lag
http://gtaforums.com/topic/669045-silentpatch/

SkyGFX
>More PS2 like timecyc/atmostphere and effects
http://gtaforums.com/topic/750681-skygfx-ps2-graphics-for-pc/

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Widescreen Fix
>Fixes FOV and HUD for proper widescreen support
https://thirteenag.github.io/wfp#gtasa

Taking over balla and vago territory was so fun especially when you loaded up a car full of homies to help you out.

>>377864124
I use default CJ

>>377863294
And it ain't hard to not hit a car.

>>377865281
If you take your time and you're lucky, yeah.

>>377846256
I didn't sell you this right?

>>377865381
Drive on the trolley path.

Is the version on PS4 a straight port of the PS2 game, or a port of the mobile game with a bunch of the music taken out?

>>377865705
probably mobile with music removed

>>377865705
Port with the music removed.

>>377865808
Nope. The mobile version looks like shit.

>>377866129
That's a bummer but thanks man.

>>377866287
Yeah, I usually just turn off the radio instead of hearing the few remaining songs played repeatedly.

>>377866457
While I do agree with repeated songs, the ones with talk shows have a lot of effort put into.

>>377866771
I'll check those out. This is my first playthrough, and I'm just past the Catalina missions.

>>377846256
Ammunation in SA was the best in any gta.

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>mfw the shotgun shooting challenge

>>377853067
I know man, nothing else come close.

When you set up the needle...

>>377868945
yeah it was real easy

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>>377853459

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>>377853459
Holy shit

>>377864397
-You get two!

>>377852646
Mein negro. Pretty sure I was the weird one in middle school since I would just quote different 40k quotes. Then again, I also used them as thesis points in university for my ultra liberal trans-literature essay. Still got an A on that shit

>>377861472
I had my finalized look after the first store opened, but then again i went for 90's hip and with it gangbanger

Pink buzzcut
black shades with trans-red glass
black wifebeater
dogtags
green shorts (grove street nigga)
pink plastic digital watch
black flipflops with babyblue soles
covered in the shittiest tats imaginable

Like the game instantly became ten times more enjoyable for me since then and i still fucking love it.

>>377863225
I LIKE THE FAST ASS NOT THE SLOW ASS

>>377869982
Was you lonely Loc?

>>377870091
Maan, don't you say a damn thing, CJ.

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>>377862882
Are you kidding me? Golding that one is easy compared to the one where you have to do 5 loops around the cones, or the one where you have to park your car sideways, or the wheelie one
You just have to learn to control the car, most of it is driving in a straight line anyway.

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I never knew about the room in the sky above the inside of Ganton Gym for the longest time
Who even puts that shit there

>>377869982
>>377863225
I used to be so shit with bikes, this mission was a legit pain in the ass

>>377870586
Technically there are rooms like that everywhere, it's just that someone forgot to put a wall in that specific square.

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>>377861883
I could never fuckin do that mission without spawning another car. The only time I got close, Hillary fucking clipped me seconds away from the finish line and I crashed. From then on i never even tried to get gud.

>>377871396
If you just ram him off the road at the very beginning into the trees/bridge area right there, he wont be able to catch back up to you (unless you're really shit at driving).

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>>377849543
Cluckity fuck

>>377872098
If you come back, you're a moron

i beat every gta using guns cheat codes

except for V, V was too easy

>>377872098
Only 10% guano!

>>377872337
They were all easy to at least finish. Some were hard to 100%, but in each instance; none of the difficulty was related to the combat of the game.

On that topic, despite not being hard, the gang control shit in SA is the most poorly executed pointless trash in any GTA game.

>>377858853

A lot of the hate has to do with Rockstar's milking of GTA: Online and their neglect of single-player DLC, despite them saying that there would be single-player DLC before the game was released. As for the game itself, the story and characters are weak and uninteresting and it has some of the worst police in the entire series. It's just not fun to fight against them like it is in Vice City, San Andreas, hell even GTA IV.

>>377872337
i did that for gta 3/VC/SA the first time on PS2

went back on PC and beat them legit

>trying to take hood
>accidentally get cops involved

>actually getting all the hiden packages/horse shoes

>>377853459
Holy fucking shit.

My mother's my sister

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>>377873494
>Vice City
>99/100 Hidden packages

>>377857227
NO NEED TO CLEAN THE DEER WHEN HE'S ALREADY BEEN MINCED!!

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>when a grove street nigga gets killed by a box
>-gang strength

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhYVpW7pj0

>dat out of breath

>>377873756
First two times I played through San Andreas, I got 99.47%
Third time, I made a checklist. Wrote down everything I did, then put a checkmark next to it when I saved. Finally got 100%.

>>377872991
>On that topic, despite not being hard, the gang control shit in SA is the most poorly executed pointless trash in any GTA game.

>last mission complete
>fucking around south LV
>"YOUR HOOD IS UNDER ATTACK"
It really is the "cousin let's go bowling" of SA.

>actually delivering all the cars
>tfw finding the notes i made in my PS2 case from over 10 years ago

>>377873769
WE'RE HAVING A BIG PUSSY BLOWOUT!
WE GOT WHITE PUSSY, BLACK PUSSY, SPANISH PUS-oh wait.

>>377873925
>he was good boy
>thats why we need gun controll

>>377849059
PHASED PLASMA ROIFLE IN DA FOHTY WATT RANGE

>>377873925
jesus just lose the leopardskin cap

>>377876619
DA TWELVE GAUGE AUTA LODA
FOWTY FIVE LONGE SLIDE

>>377858853
Michael is prolly my favorite GTA protagonist desu. That somewhat Soprano vibe is endearing to me.

>>377872098
Don't choke on the bone fragments.

>>377864498
thanks pal

>>377876897
everyone hating on the hat

in and out of the game

I just want a mod that lets me have gang wars all over san andreas, like that one bug that just throws gang areas all over the place if you fly a plane to the corner of the map for a half hour

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>>377878135
>he enjoys gang wars

>>377878275
Yeah I do, when ive done everything else in the game and you can make mafia gang zones pop up in las venturas and take territory there thanks to a bug, then why not do it

>>377849842
>the back of ya neck look like a pack of hotdogs

classic

>>377862101
my sides

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>"I just.."
>*cough*
>"I just want you to know.."
>*gurgles up blood*
>"that you a busta, CJ.."
>*gasps for last breath of air before expiring*

>>377864498
does Things to do in San Andreas add back in all the cut music from the game? or is it just content that was scrapped during development?

>>377878858
Cut beta tracks? No, they'd have copyright issues if they did that. Tracks that were cut in the Steam update? No, but you have to be on version 1.0/1.1 to use the mod anyway AFAIK (and a lot of other mods).

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>tfw 97% of your income comes from killing drug dealers in lower Los Santos.

>>377856935
I SMOKE CUZ IT GIVES ME PEACE OF MIND

>>377872337
I had to use invincibility to beat the final SA mission. Shit was hard.

>>377872098
I killed this faggot every time I got inside clucking bell. Im just taking him out of his misery

>>377855526
this
KANE LIVES IN DEATH

>>377864030
GTA III endgame is a living hell
Everyone wants you to die

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>>377873756
>GTA IV
>198 flying rats killed

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>>377879678
>tfw 99.99999% of money comes from racetrack betting savescumming

>>377846381
It's ingrained in my brain.

>>377852505
future perfect
I'LL SLICE YOU UP

>>377879678
my nigga

>>377881110
*tsk tsk tsk tsk*

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>>377846256
killed him everytime i finished buying ammo, i'm creating a job market

>>377860685
A CULT OF PERSONALITY

>>377852505
>>377852036
>>377852364
To be fair, as soon as I saw OP's picture, I thought "They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong".

ITS AN EMINENCE FRONT

>>377870586
>getting the forbidden pot leaf tattoo from the secret shop
Coolest shit I've discovered in a game ever.

>>377881967
Based.

>>377853459
my sides

>>377876619
Hey just what you see pal

>>377855526
Nobody here but us trees

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>Helena's weapons

I like to lick around the edges then thrust my tongue in the middle.

>>377883405
Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around 5th Street

>>377883730
I just love the batter all over my face

>>377851674
>Polygonreviewsvicecity

>>377864498
You forgot to point out that SkyGFX fixes transparency bugs and various holes in models

>>377861094
Use SkyGFX.

>>377861379
Best GTA 3 station coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nuz_w3xLKM

TIM THEY'VE GOT YOUR WIFE

>>377884569
>posts the worst radio station in GTA history

>>377884571
you taught me basebarr Tim, and how to raugh.

>>377884571
BUT I"M NOT MARRIED

>>377846381
omg

>>377872991
>the gang control shit in SA is the most poorly executed pointless trash in any GTA game.
I got so annoyed by that shit that I ended up using a save modifier to make every territory mine.

>>377884690
Fucking neck yourself my man
https://youtu.be/UbOCITNP2TU

>>377872337
I used the slow time cheat on every SA flying mission because I played on PC with only keyboard and mouse.

Flash FM is the best GTA radio station

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>>377885728
You spelled V Rock wrong

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>young turks starts playing on the radio during a mission

>>377872337
i'm sure everyone has but when i got older i played them normally and it wasnt as hard as i thought when i was a kid

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>>377885728
>>377885820
You mean Emotion 98.3

i remember my dad having a save file on vice city with over 80 packages collected and i fucking deleted that shit. used the vice city strategy guide to get all 100 and still have that book somewhere.

>>377882832
WRONG

>>377886448
>mfw I played GTA 3 so many fucking times that I could 100% it without any guides.
Can't do that anymore though

>>377886413
>>377885820
>>377885728
Lazlow here with the wrongest people in the whole city. Listen folks, I've met some real assholes and idiots in my time and these are some of the most empty light bulbs in the drawer I've seen, know what I mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPytfSy-04&ab_channel=LosGTARadio

Stay tuned to Chatterbox, the objectively best GTA radio show of all time with the best version of me, Lazlow, an asshole.

>>377886413
My people make the womans and the cars bounce up and down

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Top five:

1. V Rock
2. V Rock (VCS)
3. Chatterbox
4. K DST
5. The Wave

At a funeral?

>>377869916
lol I picked nearly the exact same outfit out for CJ last time I played San Andreas sans the flipflops and shorts

I usually go with a Queens Jersey, Shades, Green cap (forwards), and shorts

Professionalskit
Hesoyam
rocketman

>>377886008
nice

>>377862965
You call them off!

>>377886675
Vice City Stories V-Rock>Vice City V-Rock
Cousin Ed shitting on Lazlow was hilarious.

>buy gta-5 to see what it's like
>2 evenings play for about 2 hours each time
>did not have fun, did not enjoy the game
>recently started replaying gta-3 and loving everything about it
there is something wrong with me mentally

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>>377860754
I had to do 'Grove 4 Life' 20 times over because of this shit.

>>377853459
fucking saved holy shit

>>377851756
god man, why did you have to remind me, playing that shit with /v/ when it was new and good was so much fun

Carl wat yo want
yov got ta it to streng tap man

>>377888652
its strenmph, always strenmph

>>377855526
I BUILD FOR CHINA

>>377879870
t. DSP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xic2oZBQbZI

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>>377886413

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>>377886413
>2002 + 15
>not listening to wave 103

>>377889452
AND I RAN

>>377872098
The chewy bits aren't harmful sir

MY MOTHER'S MY SISTER

Vice City has the greatest soundtrack and atmosphere.

San Andreas has a bigger map and more stuff to do, but it feels like The Sims with all the bullshit RPG mechanics.

Give me the 80's any day.

>>377860754
Is that a JOJO reference?

Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge

>>377872098
You might be lucky enough to find a feather

>>377891678
Real smooth Lance

>>377891787
Your last name is Vance?

>>377872337
V didn't even had good cheats.

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>>377851920
Fable for less than ideal reasons

>>377891921
Hey, I got enough of that at school.

I can shit on you from such a height, you'll think god himself has crapped on you.

>>377856245
>idk why
Maybe because you found it funny?

>>377846256
The choice of a professional

>>377846256
i'll have two number 9s

>>377892469
A number 9 large

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>>377879678
>tfw you make 100k/year by doing bike tricks

>>377880635
this

>>377857098
it's fun and the writing is funny

>>377872337
on pc its super easy, manually aimed head shots

HELLO

I AM FERNANDO MARTINEZ

AND THIS

IS EMOTION

>>377893698
>tfw skyrocket into the air on a BMX stolen from the sidewalk and land as a millionaire

>tfw unironically loved the rpg elements of GTA:SA and was sad as fuck I couldn't customize Niko the same way I did with CJ

>>377895676
Get off, get lost, you're just a cheap pimp from upstate.
Get out of my studio
ITS A MIRACLE
GET OUT OF HERE

Dickheads everywhere yo

>>377849842
Do you shower in doodoo?

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WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!
https://youtu.be/G_nvyAGpbdo?t=7

>>377851674
That jump when you mount a bike from the front was always so sick.

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>>377861883
>start the mission without knowing what it is
>Hilarry rubberbands like a motherfucker and drives like a total maniac
>can't easily swerve him like the bikers for a cheap victory
>have to deal with random traffic
>so pissed off around the 7th time that I forgot to decrease my wanted level
>mission starts
>he hits traffic spikes laid by the cops
>swerves & gets stuck behind a planter
>literally cannot move
>use the star pickups and sunday drive to the goal
>mfw
Had a cop busted me, I probably would've thrown my controller.

>>377849842
at 2:10 fucking kekekekek
>another one damnit
>I can't lose man
>HIT MEH!
>I feel my card coming
>HIT MEH!
>feeling lucky
>HIT MEH!
>come on dealer, give me another one
>HIT MEH!
>BITCH!!!
>DEALER YOU CHEATIN'

LADIES. TIRED OF WHISTLING CONSTRUCTION WORKERS?
NEXT TIME WHISTLE BACK WITH A HIGH VELOCITY RIFLE THAT'LL SPLATTER HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THE BUILDING SITE

WHEN I'M CALLED OFF, GOT A SAWED-OFF, SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER AND BODIES ARE HAULED OFF!

>>377864124
just so happens that the m4 looks better too. i think they made the ak47 model too big

>>377870507
on keyboard, that ain't so easy

>>377851583
who the fuck said that? this part always confused me

>>377860754
>vanilla pc version

Look up skygfx

>>377846256
1990s are still the best but the 2000s had the best games

>>377846256
>that one line that outs him as a commie

Ballad of Gay Tony was so fucking good. The characters are memorable as fuck, the dialogue is extremely funny, nightclubs are surprisingly comfy, Luis is basically an anti-cuck protagonist that you want to relate to, no shitty boring missions, a lot of side activites if you're into it, the list goes on and on.

>>377864030
I remember I went back to try el diablos racing missions. Had to wait untill you get that bulletproof hummer during the story to complete them

>>377900795
Guy in the store

>>377861329
>not having mastered flying on keyboard

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EFFAS CAN SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK FOOL

>>377865705
PS2 port but the without some of the music. Make sure to download the patch though because there was ridiculous input delay when it first came out that was fixed later with a patch.

>playing GTA 4
>beat the Heist mission with the Irish dudes after a few tries
>turn off Xbox
>turn it on next day
>Xbox decided to corrupt my autosave
>never manually save if I have an autosave because there's not really any point
>all of my progress gone
I was really enjoying it, too. I can't be bothered to go through everything again though since the beginning drags out to fuck.

LOUISIANA WOMAN

>>377903078
MISSISSIPPI MAN

>>377902772
Never trust autosaves.

gooks

>>377882000
car mods? are those from a pack?

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>>377849842

>knock him off a bike
>"Damn, now I gotta steal another one"

>>377903346
I know that now. At least I have an excuse to switch to the PC version now

>>377896817
>muh rubberbanding

There isnt any fucking rubberbanding in Vice City. You just have to drive through the checkpoints. If you're bad at driving then why are you playing a game called Grand Theft Auto?

>>377901037

Yeah, it felt like a polished, less gloomy version of IV. Shame we can't get something similar for V.

>>377900795
gay man on the street or the store funny but weird

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>>377851674

>>377903929
I beat The Driver first try because I'm good at driving in GTA games but there are a ton of bullshit missions throughout the series.

>>377872098
Hope you CHOKE-a-doodle-doo!

I always sprayed him with the fire extinguisher when he said that

>>377855526
My tools are yours!

>>377853459
omg

>>377903078
GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEE

>>377872991
you can step in any police/ambulance car and start the vigilante mission and toggle them back off to cancel the raid

>>377851920
Prostagma?

>>377903136
WE GET TOGETHER EVERY TIME WE CAN

>>377852505
THEY'RE MASTERWORKS ALL, YOU CAN'T GO WRONG.

>>377884779
YOU ARE NOW; TO AMERICA

>>377888525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgbzLZYBmA0

>>377861883
The one on zero's roof with the minigun on Ps2. Holy shit.

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>>377849842
BACK A YO NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK A HOTDOGS!

>>377860373
today i found something

>>377860754
something similar happened to me.

>just saved denise from the burning building
>start walking to the police car i parked at the corner
>Fucking firetruck arrives at like mach 10 and flattens denise

>>377907572
Yeah? You look like some I'd leave in a toilet.

>>377888525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLnat4DL2S8

>>377888525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4H7WYZwgVg

>>377888525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTp2WGXfdk

That last guy was so full of crap! Everybody knows woman are made of sand.

>>377908879
i forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhYVpW7pj0

I prefer an ice cream sandwich to coffee.

Do you want to be a beeshepperd? I don't. Killer bees must be stopped!

>>377863593
HE'S GOT HALF OF MEXICO BACK HERE

>>377908879
I'MMA EAT YOU, FOOL

>>377910014
I love that smug ass lean Carl does as he's watching from across the road.

>>377908916
Oh greeeat.
Another lunatic

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FUCK YOU TORENO!

>>377860717
Lol really? Out of all things to complain about you complain about the kifflom cult missions that are OPTIONAL lol stop bitching

>>377873343
I'll never understand the people who say the cops are good. V is the first GTA I've played where I tried my best to avoid the cops.

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>tfw Smoke and Ryder were playing you right from the beginning
To this day, I still feel bad for killing them, despite their shitty actions.

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>>377870507

>the sideways parking one

fuck that shit

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>>377911526
>smokes license plate is A2TMFK

Thats either a two timing mother fucker or a two tun mother fucker.

>>377851920
Halo series Marines and Johnson's quotes

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>>377903849

>>377911526
Smoke, yeah...Ryder was a piece a shit. Fucking buster.

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>>377853459

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What's your favorite GTA weapon ? For me it's the GTA V AKM traditional laminated wood.

>>377852505
the duke could stand to commission some new roads

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>>377911526
>Smoke was literally the only one aside from his sister happy to see carl back home
>smoke basically gave Carl a free pass to get out of los santos and live a real life instead of being a gang banger and dying out in the streets
>Carl starts up his own garage, car business, owns a stake in a venturas casino, stole a jetpack and a hydra jump jet from the military, knows how to fly several types of planes and choppers, is the manager of an already extremely successful rapper.
>literally adresses this fact with "Look at you man! You got the whole world! I aint got no fucking regrets!"
Smoke did literally nothing wrong.

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>>377864743
>clear all rival gangs out
>then it ALL gets reset after that mission

I was not prepared.

>>377911780
WEW

>>377911780
>he lives in ballas turf

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>>377912335

Cesar or Woozie?

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>Any last words?
>Yeah... can I fuck your sister?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2uhF_4Yz5o

WHEN I SAID I WANTED A HEAD IN THE BED
I MEANT. ME, NOT THE HORSE

I swear there's an NPC in EVERY game that calls you a cocksucker in a gay voice

>>377911526
Ryder betrayal feel so out of place

>>377913509
FUCK YOU CARL YOU GNAG BANGING PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKAA!!!

>>377912468
fuck sweet man, he ruined the whole game

>>377908940

Ima use this to buy myself a nice meal!

>forced to slim down because truth can't stop dissing my fatass

I'm the man in the place
Punch you in the face
Gun in my waist