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Summoning Caramel MGS5: Sleepwalker General

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Summoning Caramel

MGS5: Sleepwalker General
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Death Stranding is Silent Hills.
TPP has one more ending where we revisit Camp Omega.
MGS5 has not yet been released (possibly Sleepwalker).
Kojima was never fired.
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>>377845971

Is the Chico=Venom theory correct?
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I am cuck.
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>>377845971
>Kojima was never fired.
Wrong.
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i can't be the only one hyped for MG: Survive.

that game is gonna rock.
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>>377846902
Its not a real game.

>>377846446
I don't believe it at all. Not saying there's no way it can be true, but I don't see it. I don't think Venom is a real person at all.
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>>377847038
>Its not a real game.
tough luck because I already pre-ordered and I really want my coop zombie game or I'm gonna sue :^)
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>>377847221
Enjoy your refund.
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I don't believe the ruse but I think Survive is a fake game
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>>377845398
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>>377847221
b-but a-anon you cant sue if they never relase and you get your money back
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>>377845971
I hate to ask this but can you at the very least tell me something new?

What did you eat this morning and lunch?
I have to know that you are a real human being.
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>>377848808
man, i bet this doctor gets all the pussy.
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>>377845971
more. I need more images
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>>377849358
He gets a lot of head.
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>>377849050
he won't answer, he's only being paid to advertise for e3
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>>377849423
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>>377845971
>being this deluded by a cheap ruse
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>>377849530
yeah, he was talking about death stranding, the new game by the also new independent studio Kojima Productions.
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>>377849515
Must be nice. I'm content with earning 80k driving to the office throughout the business week. Hope it's worth the effort.
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>>377849530
>reddit
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>>377847221
>I really want my coop zombie game
You need to be at least 18 to post here
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At least these threads are videogames
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>>377849812
actually, none of the games talked about here exist yet.
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How did that head transplant go anyway
did they do it yet
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>>377849883
MGSV doesn't exist?
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>>377850035
it's supposed to happen on december this year.
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>>377845398
Is that Sheldon?
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>>377850063
THE GIG IS UP

*runs away*
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>>377850035
It's this year. Every doctor in the world thinks the procedure is retarded. Sergio has to talk at TedX, the retard's version of the prestigious Ted. TedX allowed Sam Hyde on and allows fat women to lecture on you how obesity is healthy. Sergio also said VR could be used to help his patient learn how to move post-surgery and that VR could be used to treat phantom pain.
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come on guys, at this point you're either feeding a troll or feeding an actual mental breakdown
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>>377850210
>feeding an actual mental breakdown

it's gonna be glorious :D
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>>377850194
If MGS5 isn't announced will you stream your suicide?
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>>377845398
These threads are for what I live for now. Both sides are so hellbent on their position and i fucking love it.
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>>377849530
these are from last year
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>>377850194
Already experiencing Phantom Pain reading this.
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>>377850194
>the prestigious Ted
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>>377845971
>mfw iI realize the "V" in Metal Gear Solid V stands for "Venom"
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>>377850063
Oy vey, the goyim know!

SHUT

IT

DOWN
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>>377845971
If Kojima is doing all this, what has Hideo been up to the whole time? What's his secret? How deep does this rabbit hole go?
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My dudes, I haven't been on /v/ for months.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on what this is all about? I'm too retarded to use google
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>>377850703
just read all the screencaps this shithead posts >>377849530

that should keep you up to date.
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>>377850308
All the more reason to believe in the ruse.

>>377850703
Read my pic.
DS is Silent Hills.
TPP has one more ending where we revisit Camp Omega, gonna drop first day of E3 or before.
The real MGS5 is yet to come out.
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>>377850594
It actually stands for vagina.
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>>377850594
ACKSHUALLY, it stands for "Victory"
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>>377850703
Death Stranding is Silent Hills, MGSV was a ruse, Survive isn't a real game, MGS5 is getting announced at E3, and Caramel forgot to take his meds.
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>>377850594
in actuality, it stands for Volvo
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>>377850194
>post yfw the real MGSV is announced at TedX
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>>377850594
It's the roman numeral for 5, as in Metal Gear Solid 5.
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>>377850703
Caramel believes that mgsv isnt really Mgs5, he believes the actual Mgs5 will be announced this e3, along with the unveiling of silent hills, which was never cancelled but has been disguised as Death Stranding. He is r/neverbegameover molded into one god tier shitposter.
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>>377850703
/v/ will be annexed to /pol/ in a month and everyone is flipping their shit since it was announced
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>>377850959
Would make sense if it was a Roman game but it's not so.
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>>377850594
It stands for Metal Gear Solid /v/
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Pre-MGSV theories were so much better than these shitty post-MGSV theories.
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>>377851015
Then explain why it's "5" in this url: https://www.konami.com/mg/mgs5/

Using roman numerals is very common in naming basically anything in the world.
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>>377851063
Yes, because there were trailers and gameplay demos to back them up.
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>>377850959
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>50 years later
>Kojima is dead
>H-his ruse is still going I swear!
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I bet you fuckers will believe in those theories even if Kojima dies.
Pathetic.
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>>377851159
Kojima already explained that in his heart Peace Walker is the real mgs5, which why TPP is numbered with a "V"
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>>377851159
Then explain why it's "5" in this url: https://www.konami.com/mg/mgs5/
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>>377851262
>implying kojima won't fake his death for a ruse
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>>377851063
Because there was a possibility of some crazy stuff happening before they unveiled the game. Once the facts are out in the open only retards can't put together the reality. Below Caramel says something like 'EXACTLY', with no self-awareness.
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>>377851317
>implying he isn't already dead and this Kojima is his phantom
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>taking pre-orders for mgs survive
>"just kidding m8s, just a prank!"

Yeah sure
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>>377845971
And we never landed on the moon,
And Tunguska was a ufo! The US military is in cahoots with the jews and aliens to finally achieve faster than light travel! I know all of this because some things in life don't have clear answers but I want to make up what I want to believe in place of rational thinking!
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>>377851280
Kojima is eternal
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>>377851368
it all makes so much sense
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>lol its all part of his plan guise
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>>377851282
Peace Walker was demoted to a non-numbered entry of the series.

>>377851301
Some hack who decided the URL wasn't let in on Kojima's ruse.

>>377851365
Refunds and most payments aren't taken until few days before game's release.

Just like they let you pre-order Silent Hills.
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Kojima will become a legendary man if any of this bullshit turns out to be true. But it won't. Kojima is a hack.
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>if this retarded theory ends up being true Konami shareholders will be pissed and sue to oblivion
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>>377851490
Seeing this just makes me laugh that I quit being so invested and just played the fucking games.
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>>377851503
>Refunds and most payments aren't taken until few days before game's release.

You must be 18 years old to post on 4chan.
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>>377851503
Dude there is a literally a tweet of kojima saying that in his heart peace walker is actually Mgs5. The "v" in TPP has nothing to do with the "RUSE"
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>Kojima dies
>get one of his arm and switch it with yours
>become Kojima

Dunno guys sounds a bit cheesy but it might work
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Yo what about pic related though ? Whose bullshit do you guys buy more ?
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>>377851680
Get lost, kiddo.
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>>377851681
>replace one of your eyes with one of his to see the ruse
Perfect
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>>377845398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8
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>>377851758
he's right tho
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>>377851681
>deluding yourself
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>>377851758
Are you retarded?
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>>377847221
>>377848529

It is strange that everything we got so far was a trailer and a gameplay session, I guess it really could be fake.

Also, keep doing the good work Caramel, I love these threads and the theories, specially when we end up finding something new.
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>>377851758
Im not talking about the official title you fucking retard.
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>>377851503
>Refunds and most payments aren't taken until few days before game's release.
>Just like they let you pre-order Silent Hills.

I just thought about this.

Someone please correct me if I'm sounded out of bounds here.

Working for a Healthcare software company I spent a lot of time with our billing module that had a credit card charging process/workflow. During instances a patient was charged incorrectly would become a real pain in the ass between our own software (crediting a patients visit) and the vendor we were working with.

I'm just going to say that more than likely, and this is a big likely, vendors selling a title online would be quite upset that there are a lot of refunds because they pay per transaction for each purchase run through the company managing their CC/Debit transactions.

I could go on and on.. but this is where I start to think uhh no.
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>>377851739
Certainly much more believable than the ruse cruise nonsense.
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>>377851758
Nao rotate a peace sine and you got V

you rike it?
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>>377851815
>>377851949
I have mountains of irrefutable evidence, you have one tweet. Cretins like you shouldn't post.
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>>377852052
you are going down, fuckface.
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>tfw Caramel was probably kicked out of reddit for being a fucking faggot
>he comes here to shitpost
It all makes sense now
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>>377852052
no, you have conjecture.
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>>377851739
I think Snake's "I'm gonna need backup on this one" line confirms this.

God fucking damn it Konami. Shareholders fucking ruin games. Thankfully Valve is completely owned by a few people in the company. Imagine if no game company had the incentive to please shareholders and could just make brilliant games?
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>>377852052
You dont have shit. You didnt even refute my point, all you do is say "muh evidence" and dont post anything substantial at all.
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>>377851029
Thanks, Kojima.
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Guys.

Death Stranding is Half Life 3
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>>377851815
>>377851896

Kojima could be lying guys

You are believing everything a guy says when the same guy has already said "This is my last metal gear game" a bunch of times.
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>>377852052
>irrefutable evidence
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>>377852250
He's just trying to keep you guessing so idiots like Caramel are able to cum when masturbating.
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>>377852250
and Camel's probably a shitposter, what of it.

god damn it, literally 99% of the discussion of this game on here is objectively autistic. Why did it have to be this way?
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>>377852250
This is where I'm coming from.

I picked up MGS2 and MGS3 upon release and was always under the impression he was making his exist meanwhile taking into account this is a fuckin' job for the guy.
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I want to believe this so badly, but my heart can't take anymore.
I'll keep my eyes on E3 but after that any hope I have is gone. It's been about a year now.
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>>377852250
This whole "RUSE" bullshit is made of nothing but vague and stupid shit kojima has posted on his twitter. So you cant just turn anything that goes against your narrative of what kojima said as "lmao he just trollin bro"
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>>377852052
>>377852089
>>377852103
>>377852215
>>377852342
>>377852342

Kek, I can feel the mad from here. These threads are always fun, Caramel and Caramel haters trigger each other so much it is hilarious.
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>>377850972
>>377850903
>>377850853

Wow. Thanks!
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Did the head transplant guy ever do any progress?
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>>377852451
Im not mad, simply enjoying myself
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>>377851368
KOJIMA SHOT THE MOON LANDING
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>>377852195
I guess they also would have less money to make games but yeah, involving shareholders and actions in these things is the worst idea ever
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>>377852451
>Liquid Caramel
Kek. You clever anon, you.
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>>377845398
ZIMBABWE
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>>377852686
Meant for >>377852573
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>>377852451
Yeah, I am sure everyone in this thread is at least not sure about it except Caramel, I say it is a 50/50 and I will be happy with both outcomes.
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>ctrl f: Kiddo
>1 of 1 matches
for fucks sake caramel, at least keep your shit consistent
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>>377852593
Read the fucking thread. >>377850194

>>377852451
The Kojima tweets are a tiny fraction of the ruse, actually read my evidence you imbecile.
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e3 can't come any sooner
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>>377852875
>evidence
no such thing.
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>>377851680
Konami probably made them put V in the title because they thought a numbered sequel would sell better, remember, MGSV was the first non portable MGS game since 4, and no, the HD port of PW doesn't count
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>>377851758
Peace Walker was originally going to be MGS5 but since it was a portable game, they removed it. You're just talking out of your ass.
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>>377852883
he's just going to say it was part of THE RUSE and at TGS we will see
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>>377852875
>Read the fucking thread

excuse me but I was talking about the real world
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>>377852875
The only thing im gonna be reading is your suicide note after e3 when you hang yourself due to kojima senpai not cumming in your ass hard enough...kiddo
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>>377852957 stop doubling down on your bullshit and making an ass out of yourself, see >>377851503.

>>377853032
>i only want to read sentences that align with my delusions
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can we get a list of the companies/people involved in the ruse? so far I have

>konami
>sony
>guerilla games
>low roar
>david hayter
>the ford motor company
>le dorito man

am I missing anything major?
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Did we play the violin like fucking?
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>>377851503
You still haven't provided an actual argument about the British retailers other than "LALALA IM RITE UR WRONG FUK U UR DUMB LALALALA"
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>>377853107
not even 9/11 crackpots involved so many players in their theories.

surely this mus tbe true :^)
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>>377853084
>>i only want to read sentences that align with my delusions

describes you perfectly
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>>377853107
The fact that there is no ruse.
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>>377850853
what advert is it with the old logo?
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>>377852990
>Kojima walks in
>New videoclip with Emma Stone
>Doesn't talk about the gameplay / mechanics
>standing ovation

errytiem
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>>377845971
Yeah and Venom's voice is David Hayter impersonating the voice of Sutherland. Makes perfect sense mr. Alex Jones
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>>377852939
Yeah i guess thats a convaluted way of explaining it. But still, the "v" in TPP is not evidence for the ruse
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Legit question, why does /v/ attract so many autists?
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>>377853107
You forgot about Reedus, Madds and Del Toro.
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>>377853346
Do you really have to ask
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>>377852215
>Liquid Caramel
PLEASE make yourself a tripcode. I would accept tripfaggotry if it was literally metal gear solid going down in these threads.
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>>377853107
Toro and Jordan Vogt-Roberts. Ford don't necessarily know about the ruse, they just had a Metal Gear tie in for their advertising.

>>377853186
You're a fucking kid trying to pretend he understand how the grown up world works.

>>377853207
I'm the only one actually providing arguments and evidence.

>>377853224
http://imgur.com/a/QhKMZ
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>>377851358
bruh
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>>377853346
Video games are an easy method of living out fantasies, fantasizing is a big aspect of autism.
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Honestly fuck the ruse cruise, Kojima is a senile old man. I just hope Konami makes another story focused MGS with young blood, industry wise (specially in japan) old farts are ruining games for all of us, they absolutely forgot how to make fun shit.
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>>377853346
Why does shit attract flies?
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>>377853383
shit, you're right. I'll add them in
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>>377853186
Next thing hes gonna claim is that all of konamies and sony's stockholders are in on it too, not to mention almost every major game retailer in the west.
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>>377853458
>You're a fucking kid trying to pretend he understand how the grown up world works.
Stop dodging the question and actually refute it then.
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>>377853458
>http://imgur.com/a/QhKMZ

holy fuck thanks!
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>>377853458
>http://imgur.com/a/QhKMZ
What is this from...
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>>377851490
>multiple missing links
>links form chains
>chains have historical connotations with punishment
>Punished Snake = Big Boss
>Big Boss enters a coma
>comas
>likely to cause a loss of
>memory
>Outer Heaven
>A creation of the kingdom (Heaven)
>V
>turned sideways is <
>the first game where Big Boss is playable is MGS3
><
>3
>kingdom
><3
>chains
>memories

what does it all mean
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>>377853294
>convaluted
It's not though, numbered sequels sell more than spinoffs, so Konami came to the obvious conclusion to number it
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>>377853579
As soon as you refute all my evidence honey bunny. :)
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>>377853458
>evidence
Evidence of your faggotry
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>>377853084
>i only want to read sentences that align with my delusions

okay now you're being to obvious that you're a troll
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>>377853434
Ill consider it
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I thought these annoying ass MGS fan fiction threads ended once MGSV came out
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Where were you when konami merged two IPs into two games which will be releasing in tandem. A horror game which is actually an action game, and an action game which is actually a horror game. They took notes from BloodBorne and DarkSouls internet play and adapted it to their series in a way which lets people hype for the game picking at the clues in the lead up to the announcement.

It's all fanservice Caramel is a friend you haven't accepted yet playing actively and naysayers are trying to spread misinfo whenever someone gets close. Why else would an anon ever give so many (You)s so blatantly when they could respond without being retarded.

When the time comes you wirr rike it.
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Why do you guys keep doing this to me. Whenever I come to terms with MGSV you guys come at start talking about wild theories on how it's not over yet.
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>>377853623
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
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>>377853705
No anon, you ARE the troll. None of you are capable of refuting my evidence, you just say "it's not evidence". If it's not evidence it should be easy to refute it.
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>>377853650
Except you denied someone's claim without providing evidence. Sorry but you're wrong. Your theory is bust unless you can argue your way out of this.

The reason you hurl insults and dodge the question is because you CAN'T refute it, and you're objectively wrong and your conspiracy is proven false.
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>>377853107
also every retail company taking pre-orders for Survive, as in the UK at least they've already paid VAT on them, all for the ruse.

but of course even the companies will just "enjoy their refunds" apparently....
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>>377845398
Quack doctor isn't a new person and has been doing crazy surgeries for a while now. Kojima being the autist he is gets wind of him, thinks it's a great idea to add this guy's likeness into his new game, especially since it's such an outrageous surgery and this is what this guy has been associated with. There, you go. Your ruse shit is debunked.
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>>377853840
I've refuted everything. Now refute >>377850853

>>377853912
There will be refunds moron.
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>>377853815
Dude I'm still stumped on the pre-order transactions.
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>>377853107
oh and Ign as well
http://uk.ign.com/articles/2017/05/23/metal-gear-survive-road-to-e3-2017
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>>377850703
Konami will be releasing two big fan favorites. One is a Horror title and the other an Action game. Plenty of tie ins to each other and call backs to and from different series.
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>>377853794
MG threads on /v have turned into nothing but a cheap rip off of r/neverbegameover ....Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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you guys realize that lying to your investors is a horrible idea for a company right? and Konami is well aware of this, there's no way in hell they'd lie just for a long con that's not guaranteed to succeed?
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>>377853975
Sergio is a real doctor but he's going into retirement. See >>377850194.

>>377853993
>>377854021
I'm going to laugh at you imbeciles come E3. All of you doubling down on your bullshit. How fucking smug you children are being, trying to pretend you know about grown up things. How will you react when I turn out to be right? Will you kill yourselves? One can only dream.
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>>377853912
>>377854021
added
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>>377852052
>you have one tweet

HE ADMITS IT

ITS OVER AHAHAHA WHAT ELSE WILL BE PROVEN WRONG? YOU ARE A SCHIZO AND YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH AND BURN
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>>377853982
aaand knew it, how predictable.

so the retail companies who have already paid VAT in the uk will be refunded by konami?
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>>377854129
>I'm going to laugh at you imbeciles come E3. All of you doubling down on your bullshit. How fucking smug you children are being, trying to pretend you know about grown up things. How will you react when I turn out to be right? Will you kill yourselves? One can only dream.

how many layers of irony are you on? ',:^)
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>>377853815
Caramel, listen to me. We're all born with an expiration date. No one lasts forever. Life is nothing but a grace period - for turning our genetic material into the next generation. The data of life is transferred from parent to child. That's how it works. But we have no heirs, no legacy. Cloned from our father, with the ability to reproduce conveniently engineered out. What is our legacy if we cannot pass the torch? Proof of our existence - a mark of some sort. When the torch is passed on from parent to child... it extends beyond DNA; information is imparted as well. All I want is to be remembered. By other people, by history. The Patriots are trying to protect their power, their own interests, by controlling the digital flow of information. I want my memory, my existence to remain. Unlike an intron of history, I will be remembered as an exon. That will be my legacy, my mark on history. But the Patriots would deny us even that, I will triumph over the Patriots, and liberate us all. And we will become the "Sons of Liberty"!
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>>377854129
>All of you doubling down on your bullshit. How fucking smug you children are being, trying to pretend you know about grown up things. How will you react when I turn out to be right? Will you kill yourselves? One can only dream.
I'm just referring to >>377851951

If I get more Metal Gear that's pretty cool.
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>>377854129
>trying to pretend you know grown up things
Nigga, your 22 year old neckbeard is showing. Get some sleep and take a shower already you greasy lima bean.
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>>377853982
>I've refuted everything
Dodging the question again, nice. Please explain why retailers would pay VAT taxes on a fake product.
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>>377854113
Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.

If they have to tell their investors they can be as vague as "we're continuing out gaming division". Fuck off kiddo and take your band of clowns with you. If they don't have to be informed their reaction will be "oh a new Metal Gear game? Excellent news, very popular series. Oh what's this? A new Silent Hill? This hasn't had a new installment in a while but everyone went crazy back when the demo came out". Now shut your fucking mouth.

>>377854312
Refunds.
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I'm fine with Caramel having his wild theories but what gets me is how he defends them with such certainty that they WILL happen.
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>/pol/ poster taking /v/ for a ride
Just stop replying.
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>>377845971
It's time to let it go, anon.
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these caramel threads have kinda been the most fun I've had on /v/ for some time.

my favourite part is how he called a guy who first came up with the UK VAT thing, who actually worked for HMRC and does this for a living, a "kiddo who pretends to know how the world works". Apparently caramel is also an expert in uk customs law, who knew!
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>>377853620
a horizon: zero dawn commercial by sony from 6 months ago
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Why are we here? Just to suffer?
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>>377854345
so the retail companies will be refunded? by who? Konami?
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>>377854445
>he called a guy who first came up with the UK VAT thing, who actually worked for HMRC and does this for a living, a "kiddo who pretends to know how the world works"

holy shit, I cant believe I missed this. I hope they include that guy in the screencap when this shithead gets blown the fuck out proper.
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>>377854345
Making retailers PAY for a fake product is illegal you fucking retard. It doesn't matter if lol refunds. They've lost a decent chunk of money until then you cretin.
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i don't understand why /v/ is so autistic about this one game series in particular
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>>377854345
You realize that lying to investors is an actual crime right? look up "security fraud"
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>>377854345
I swear, you probably have a notepad window open, just twitching for the opportunity to copy paste the paragraphs of your bullshit. Its fucking pathetic.
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>>377853815
>IM RIGHT BECAUSE I SAY SO!!!!!!!
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>>377854640
>>377854580
Silent Hills could be pre-ordered, yet that got cancelled, so clearly there's more to this than you cretins think.

>>377854664
Stop trying to act like a grown up, little boy. I already fucking explained it. They can be as vague as "we're continuing our gaming division and our top franchises".

>>377854756
Then refute my evidence.
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Just found this hint on my Motorola Razr

May have something here, just let me run the metadata brb
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>>377854664
according to this guy, investors are in the ruse cruise
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>>377854721
probably not

i'm imagining someone who takes pride in the fact they trolled someone online and brags it to a group of nobodies

tl;dr i was only pretending
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>>377854771
They didn't pay VAT tax on Silent Hills yet, tard. You also couldn't preorder it from British retailers.
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>>377854861
Yes you could.
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>>377854771
prove silent hills could be pre-ordered in uk retailers then.
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>>377854771
It's not evidence, it's a bunch of speculative bullshit.

You can't refute it because the crux of your argument is that you alone mysteriously are able to fill in the gaps to connect the dots.

I mean, why would Mads even need to commit the number of people on Kojima's team to memory?
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>>377854848
If he's a Kojima fan, "I was only pretending" is probably the pinnacle of writing to him (see: Liquid Ocelot)
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>>377850959
>none of the other games have ever used roman numerals, only numbers
>except this isn't the roman numeral for 5
>it's just the letter V

How did I not notice this shit before.
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>>377854789
Only the top investors though. They're still blatantly lying to people who hold smaller stake but who cares lol
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>>377854771
>we're continuing our gaming division and our top franchises
Yes, because investors will invest into a company that from their perspective, betrayed their fanbase and is hated by almost the entire gaming community" because of a vague promise. the only reason they has any investors in the first place is because Konami makes a shit ton off of Pachinko
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>>377854345
>Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.

I'm really fucking sick of your copy-paste phrases in every fucking thread
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>>377854968
He probably get s his autistic levels of retardation from nanomachines or some shit.
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>>377855006
remember, the authorities don't really care as long as the ruse is cool
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>>377854916
There are no records of British retailers offering preorders for Silent Hills.
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>>377853620
Playstation 'The King' advert
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>>377854934
Well you cant pre-order it any more because it was "cancelled", there's nothing to show you. Nobody screenshots the process of pre-ordering games so they can show it to morons a few years later, kiddo.

>>377854962
see >>377850853 all the greentext is fact, not speculation.

>>377855045
Their profits and stocks have done nothing but increase since Kojima was "fired". Shut up, kiddo, you know nothing, so stop pretending like you do.

>>377855078
It's the truth, bitch boy. Refute it.

>>377855094
Prove it.
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>>377855078
Its so fucking obvious that the marketing team only gave him so many canned responses. Anytime someone steers him away from the subject at hand he has no answer because he wasn't given one
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>liquid caramel
>solidus caramel
My fucking sides
I love these threads
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Hey Caramel, did you already pre-order your copy of MG: Survive?

If you are right, you will get your money back anyway :^)
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>>377854771
dude no...

thanks to the bubble economy crash and plenty of companies lieing and being vague to their investors, modern Japanese investors are notoriously picky, they always demand extensive detail.
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>>377854771

So....are Konami going to refund UK retailers for paying VAT?
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who /kiddo/ here?
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>>377855182
lol
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I want it to be real...
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>>377855182
>Prove it.
>Prove that something DOESN'T EXIST
You don't get how burden of proof works, do you? You have to prove that they DID exist, which is what YOU are claiming.
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>>377855182
Okay, I'll show you the non existent orders from UK retailers. Pic related.
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>>377855291
i am man-kiddo
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>>377849358
yeah i hear he's a gynocologist lol
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>>377855182
the burden of proof lies on you, you nigger, you're the one who said british retailers offered pre orders, now prove it
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>>377855182

>Prove it

you're asking for proof of something of which there is no evidence?

Where have I heard that before?
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>>377855182
>prove there are no records.
>in the very same post admits there's no proof you could preorder, but thats okay somehow.

this is hilarious
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>>377855291
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my warframe is strong.
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>>377848529
For the last fucking time, that's not how it fucking works. And you obviously don't know how it works since you are just taking everything people tell you about it in face value and changing it just a bit to try and save face.

In a pre-order, you give you money and you get a digital receipt (CONFIRMING PAYMENT HAS BEEN MADE) and either a digital code for the game that can be redeemed or a access to it throug your account in the online store you got it from (case with Steam).

Survive is not a fake fucking game.
Advertising something for sell, much less taking pre-orders and taking people's actual money for it, without the intent of actually delivering the product is fraud, false advertisment or worst.
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>>377850863
makes sense no wonder /v/ doesn't get it

Kojima trolling v again
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>>377855182
I'm not even saying you're wrong dude. But if you use copypasta to explain yourself, it's gonna be hard for anyone to take you seriously, kiddo.
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>>377855182
You're one stupid son of a bitch, you know that?
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>>377855182
>>377855340
>>377855349
>>377855397
>SPACE REPTILIANS CONTROL THE WORLD!!
>no they don't
>YEAH WELL CAN YOU PROVE THEY DONT SHOW ME PROOF THERES NO REPTILIANS THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
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>>377845398
>giving a (shitposting) tripfag attention
Kill yourselves.
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>>377855264
>>377855260
It doesn't work the way you think it is. Just ask them about the Silent Hills pre-orders. :)

>>377855260
Glad we have someone who purchases large quantities of stocks to share his expertise here. Shut your mouth, child.

>>377855340
>>377855349
>>377855325
>>377855324
>>377855397
I'm not wasting my time searching for proof about something that I know happened. If there's a way to search for said records then find the engine that searches for said records and show that it comes up with 0 results. Wouldn't expect a team of hivemind children to be able to think independently though.

>>377855470
You think you're an expert but you're not because you could pre-order Silent Hills.

>>377855501
When people keep asking me the same fucking things over and over and over I will resort to using copypastas, moron.
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>>377855597
Go ahead and pre-order MGSurvive, you'll get your money back, okay?
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>>377855597
All that text yet still not an argument.
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>>377855597
>I'm not wasting my time
...what are you doing right now, then?
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>>377855665
Don't kid yourself.
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>>377855542
>SPACE REPTILIANS
not so fast
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>>377855470

I pre-ordered a game once for £5, when it was released I paid the rest of the money owed.
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>Retailers only get the money if you forget to physically pick up the game. Otherwise it stays with the distributor.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-order
>https://www.cnet.com/news/you-should-never-ever-preorder-a-video-game/
>There was never a pre order for silent hills.
>They are currently accepting pre orders for survive.
>Caramel cannot provide proof of a pre order existing for the original silent hills game that was to follow P.T.
>He made a mistake saying that shareholders were informed of the "ruse" to stop any accusations of false advertising, and then in the same thread said that share holders did not know about the "ruse" because they didnt need to know.
>Silent hills was cancelled. Kojima was fired, and now currently is producing a title for sony under his new studio called Death stranding
>Metal gear, silent hills, and death stranding are 3 separate entities.
>Please re post this when you see Caramel.
>Thank you
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Get psychological help.
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>>377855756
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>>377855705

He's right though
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>>377855597
Ok then explain how do pre orders work then. Are you saying there wont be ANY reprercussions for konami for lying to retailers?
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>>377855756
so much truth in one post :')

also, caramel blown the fuck out.
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>>377855597
not only is Caramel an expert in how UK vat works, now he's also an expert in the inner workings of the Japanese investor scene.

such amazing skills!
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>>377855824
As ive said every other time, your responses dont pose any argument.
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B T F O
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>>377855894
>such amazing skills!

and I wonder why he's still a neet.
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>>377855874
Silent Hills is evidence that putting a game up for pre-order and withdrawing it has no consequences.

>>377855894
I never said that. What is a fact is Konami's stocks and profits have done nothing but increase since Kojima was "fired". What is a fact is you could pre-order Silent Hills, so your pretentious misplaced "expertise" on UK VAT is wrong.
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>>377856009
You still cant provide proof of the silent hills pre order, because there wasnt one.
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>2014
>Kojima Productions reaches 30% of MGS V development
>Internal issues happen at KONAMI
>Kojima's worries about the completion of the game start
>2015
>Silent hills is canceled
>KONAMI states MGS V TPP won't be affected by latest rumors about the internal discussions
>Kojima's dismissal rumors start to surface
>Kojima tricks his best programmer into a promotion and contacts Sergio Canavero to brainwash him into believe he is Kojima.
>Phantom Kojima takes charge of Kojima Productions and resumes MGS V development while Real Kojima starts working on MGS 5 on KONAMI's basement
>MGS V TPP is released
>Real Kojima contacts Dorito Pope and tells him about the plan and the existence of his phantom
>YongYea (A Hideo Kojima drone) starts propaganda war spreading missinformation about every Kojima related rumor under Real Kojima orders
>Phantom Kojima is fired by Konami and eventually closes a contract with Sony
>2016
>Phantom Kojima establishes Sony Kojima productions along Yoji Shinkawa and members from the real KojiPro
>Phantom Kojima and SKojipro begins Death Stranding delevopment
>First DS trailer is released
>2017
>The Kojima VS KONAMI war its target audience and proves media lays on Kojima side
>A random tripfag called Caramel starts shitposting on 4chan and real Kojima lays eyes on him
>E3, First DS gameplay is revealed and surprises the audience.
>KONAMI releases Metal Gear Survive and the 4 users of /Neverbegameover buy all the copies
>2018
>Close to the release date of DS, Kojima, in order to cover up his tracks sends the yakuza ninja who killed Fukushima to infiltrate SKojipro and kills Kojima's Phantom
>Real Kojima takes command on Sony Kojima productions and transfers Metal Gear IP to Sony secretly
>KONAMI recruites Caramel
>Real Kojima publishes MGS 5 and DS
>KONAMI sends Caramel to destroy KojiPro and real Kojima
>Caramel infiltrates successfully and ends up killing himself infront of Kojima because some sort of ruse didnt happen
>2019
>Hideo Kojima dies.
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>>377855824
>"i don't know business so im going to post a screenshot of myself samefagging my own opinion as proof"
can you stream your suicide after E3 Please
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You are wrong Caramel, and here is why.

______________________________You are an idiot :)
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>>377856092
There is no way to search for said records. Nice try.
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>>377855597
Listen kiddo, no need to get cranky, alright shnookums? Big boys like you sound crass when using juvenile insults, so maybe your step-daddy should warm up your bottle and blankey so you can rest up those big, strong adult opinions you've spent weeks supporting and spouting as pure gospel, m'kay honey bunny? ;)
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>>377856009
>Silent Hills is evidence

the demo was free, fuckface and merely a teaser.
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>>377856142
Surely SOMEBODY out there would have pre ordered silent hills at that time

You just have to prove it
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>>377856009
>its a fact you could pre-order silent hills!

still waiting on that proof bud
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>>377856092
There obviously was you inbred, sister fucking, mouth breathing, pole smoking, satanist, autistic cretin, I know it happened so I don't need proof.
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>>377856285
wow, calm down bro, that is no vocabulary for butterscotch.
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>>377856263 and >>377856205
see
>>377856142
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How does Caramel explain the MGS pachinko machines and such?

Is that another mutli-million part of "the ruse"?
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>>377856137
can't find any records on that, champ
fake image
nice try
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and the saddest picture I have to share at this time Kojima, I hope you can make something without people sperging out on you one day
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>>377856092
Gasp!

you mean Caramel's word isn't proof enough?

I'm shocked anon, how could you doubt him so? don't you know he's infalliable?
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DID ANYONE OUT THERE PRE ORDER SILENT HILLS

ANYONE?!?

I JUST NEED A EMAIL SCREENSHOT OR A RECEIPT OR ANNNYYYTHINGGG

PLEASE FUCKING HELP FUCK
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>>377856354
so you have no proof.

So you couldn't pre-order it.

Glad we cleared that up ;)
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Make Metal Gear Great Again.
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>>377856363
Konami wanted to make a MGS Pachinko macine. What the fuck is out of the ordinary about that? If it weren't for Kojima getting fired you would not give a flying fuck about Pachinko, your world would continue turning as usual.

Having said that Konami and Kojima are no doubt aware of the ass blasting over MGS3 Pachinko, so a Fox Engine remake will probably be in the cards.

>>377856512 see >>377856142
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Wait people still think there's a ruse cruise? Did Kojima being fired not tip you off?
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>>377856459
ask caramel, he should be the only one here with enough reason to pre order such thing.
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>>377856123
The End
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>2014
>Kojima Productions reaches 30% of MGS V development
>Internal issues happen at KONAMI
>Kojima's worries about the completion of the game start
>2015
>Silent hills is canceled
>KONAMI states MGS V TPP won't be affected by latest rumors about the internal discussions
>Kojima's dismissal rumors start to surface
>Kojima tricks his best programmer into a promotion and contacts Sergio Canavero to brainwash him into believe he is Kojima.
>Phantom Kojima takes charge of Kojima Productions and resumes MGS V development while Real Kojima starts working on MGS 5 on KONAMI's basement
>MGS V TPP is released
>Real Kojima contacts Dorito Pope and tells him about the plan and the existence of his phantom
>YongYea (A Hideo Kojima drone) starts propaganda war spreading missinformation about every Kojima related rumor under Real Kojima orders
>Phantom Kojima is fired by Konami and eventually closes a contract with Sony
>2016
>Phantom Kojima establishes Sony Kojima productions along Yoji Shinkawa and members from the real KojiPro
>Phantom Kojima and SKojipro begin Death Stranding delevopment
>First DS trailer is released
>2017
>The Kojima VS KONAMI war is target audience and proves media lays on Kojima side
>A random tripfag called Caramel starts shitposting on 4chan and real Kojima lays eyes on him
>E3, First DS gameplay is revealed and surprises the audience.
>KONAMI releases Metal Gear Survive and the 4 users of /Neverbegameover buy all the copies
>2018
>Close to the release date of DS, Kojima, in order to cover up his tracks sends the yakuza ninja who killed Fukushima to infiltrate SKojipro and kills Kojima's Phantom
>Real Kojima takes command on Sony Kojima productions and transfers Metal Gear IP to Sony secretly
>KONAMI recruites Caramel
>Real Kojima publishes MGS 5 and DS
>KONAMI sends Caramel to destroy KojiPro and real Kojima
>Caramel infiltrates successfully and ends up killing himself infront of Kojima because some sort of ruse didnt happen
>2019
>Hideo Kojima dies.
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>>377856459
it'd might have to be from a UK retailer too, given that this partially stems from Uk retailers having to pay VAT on pre-orders before the release
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>>377856591
He wasn't fired. Read the thread.
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Caramel personally I don't think that we will be seeing any more from camp omega. I doubt any updates will come to MGSV.

There will be however some more PT and DS reveals at E3 but they wont announce the game for another year so they can develop the ruse and make content in secrecy to their hearts content. 2018 will cause a big splash when Kojima admits to being linked with the head swap and that Junji Ito is working with him on something to look forward to.

These estimates are based on what was seen from moby dick studios ruse. They are also hopeful since more time will allow for more content and polish on the story and mechanics which will be undoubtedly slicker than an oiled ass and tighter than a metal gear.
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>>377856459
I did, but my confirmation email is just a picture of a guy named Joakim Mogren?
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Can I rest in peace yet you fucking faggots? Thanks.
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>>377856637
>he wasn't fired
Quit being delusional, he doesn't work at Konami anymore
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>>377856536
hmm I don't see any proof of Silent Hills pre-orders....

hmmm...
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>>377855597
>You think you're an expert but you're not because you could pre-order Silent Hills.
You say that, but you can google it (which proves to me you are not even bothering to google this shit before posting it, just like last night whe you implied the Doctor was just an actor hired by Kojima and not a real Doctor) and there were never any records for a SHs pre-order. Games don't start having pre-orders before the release date is announced and Silent Hills was cancelled before a release date was announced.
Only shaddy online stores and random Ebay sellers take pre-orders for games whose release dates haven't been announced yet.
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Survive is very real. Please preorder today.
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>>377846675
Prove it
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>>377856591
All part of the ruse, I swear people will believe anything that is put out as "news" Kojima is fucking with people. He was actually promoted to president of Konami after his most recent promotion of VP in 2011. He controls the information and public statements as well. The glorious days of metal gear and kojima are still ahead of us. wait and see you weak minded autist with no ability to critically think.
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>>377856354
Dude I cant find a single statement that shows silent hills being avaiable for pre order, and not only that but not a single reference to any available pre orders being pulled from any retailer and neither any online stores such as PSN, if pre orders did exist, there would at least be a article stating "Silent Hills pre orders pulled from(insert store here) due to cancellation" But there are none, kiddo
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itt
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>Have constant ruse cruise threads for years
>All of a sudden some faggot with a trip starts spewing out all of the shit from previous threads like he's the one that came up with all of it
>Everyone gives him the attention he craves, replying and arguing with him

Newfags know nothing about tripfags. NEVER give them attention.
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>>377856717
contract workers dont work at the companies they are contracted with, they work for the companies they are contracted with
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>>377856879
Yet you post.

Please pre order metal gear survive
>>
two phantoms were born
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>>377856851
underrated post
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>>377856879
Don't ever let anyone tell you that you can't succeed. YOU CAN OVERCOME AUTISM
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>>377856704
>Caramel personally I don't think that we will be seeing any more from camp omega. I doubt any updates will come to MGSV.
see >>377852052

>>377856778
>just like last night whe you implied the Doctor was just an actor hired by Kojima and not a real Doctor)
Read the archives, I never once said that. I've always said the doctor is a real doctor going into retirement.

>>377856718 and >>377856846 see >>377856142
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>>377856718
a simple google search will provide links dating back to 2014 to amazon and other sites that took pre-orders. Yes, a few of those links have expired because pre-orders were taken down and thsoe links are 3 years old.
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>>377855756
But what about the moby dick studios and project ogre ruse? They let all that shit happen and look at all the sales they made from MGSV.

Why are there so many shalashaskas spreading misinformation in a metal gear threa-
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Caramel you fag, if what you say is true, did you ever consider the fact that Death Stranding is already a registered IP and can't be renamed to Silent Hills anymore?
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The Phantom Pain in an unifnished piece of shit and a total disappointment. Kojima is an absolute hack and George Lucas of videogames. There is no fucking ruse, go home.
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>>377857046
>project ogre ruse
This is coming to an end. We were the ogres for flipping out on Konami.
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>>377857031
hmm I still don't see any proof there my man
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>>377857046
Nobody even knew that it was even a metal gear game yet. They just said a new game from moby dick studios.

You could not pre order this mystery game at the time

Please pre order metal gear survive.
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>>377857031
>Read the archives, I never once said that. I've always said the doctor is a real doctor going into retirement.
Focus on the rest of my argument, did you even bother to google "Silent Hills Pre-Order" before coming here and posting this?
You can literally just google it, you know that, right?
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>>377857104
Yea and also how does anything shown of DS fit SH?
It literally makes no sense
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>>377857104
And the trademark will be ditched and left in the dust when they reveal it's Silent Hill.
>the contractor who trademarked sony's "v" is also responsible for death stranding and decima
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ITT: People whk don't understand how economy and general business management works.

>ruining social status
>firing teams of people
>letting your lead director using a different engine than your own which eated money up like a bitch
>changing your product portfolio completely
>ignoring stock and shareholder opinions because fuck it
>yada yada yada

JUST to sell more units by making an 'epic' ruse.
Everyone who believes that should stop studying gender studies and start doing something productive
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>>377857112
On purpose, its called the fucking "Phantom Pain" for fuck's sake. It was meant to give fans the phantom pain by design. Big and Great things are coming.
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>>377857219
read my posts for asking such fucking retarded questions.

READ >>377850853
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>>377850035

They're gonna do it on a chink now over in china

Worst case scenario, 1 less person in a country with a billion people
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>>377857132
didn't you know? Caramel's word is law, whatever he says becomes both fact and evidence for said fact.

to question this is HERESY!
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>>377857302
I'm not reading your bullshit nigga
I just came here to laugh at your idiocy

You read this>>377857254
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>>377857254
No one was fired, they're using Guirella's engine FREE OF CHARGE and only used it for two trailers, the game is being made with Fox. Fucking thick as shit, most of this was said in interviews.

>changing your product portfolio completely
>ignoring stock and shareholder opinions because fuck it
Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.
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The Ruse Cruise is Real.
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>>377857219
I could see it fitting into the Silent Hills universe, if we go post apocalypse...
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>>377857401
>that copypasta again
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22 DAYS UNTIL CARAMEL HAS TO LEAVE FOREVER
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>>377857401
Didn't they say they will use the Horizon Zero Dawn engine for the game tho?

Can anyone confirm?
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>>377857254
>>changing your product portfolio completely
But they didn't. Even when rumors dropped saying they're moving away from games they made an official statement DENYING IT. Get fucked moron.

>>377857446
Silent Hills is called Silent Hills because there will be multiple otherworlds. There are five otherworlds. The six blocks around Norman's neck have equations on them related to black holes and interdimensional travel. The six blocks will allow him (the player) to travel between the five otherworlds and the real world.

There are two versions of the suicide playing on the radio. In the dominant version of the suicide Reedus hangs himself with a garden hose, representing the PT otherworld. The version of the suicide where he hangs himself with an umbilical cord is leaking from the Death Stranding otherworld. When Lisa kills you she snaps your neck, then you hear the sound of unzipping and tearing flesh. She removes Norman's clothes and tears something out of his stomach. When you awake you find a bloody bag containing an object that talks to you. She ripped a fetus out of Norman's stomach and put it into the bag, hence the C-section scar in the Death Stranding otherworld.

Kojima said he wanted to make Silent Hills an open world game and Death Stranding is said to be an open world game. Admittedly he also said Death Stranding will be an action game like Uncharted but he also denied any involvement with The Phantom Pain when that was being marketed as a HORROR game. He marketed The Phantom Pain as a horror game when it was an action adventure game, now he's calling Death Stranding an action adventure game when it's actually a horror game.
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>>377857446
Could be a good pairing.
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>>377857031
THERE ARE WAYS TO LOOK UP RELATED INFO ON SAID RECORDS WHICH PROVES YOU WRONG YOU FUCKING RETARD!
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>>377857509
Kojima is also calling Silent Hills Death Stranding. Why would trust anything that comes out of his mouth? THAT'S THE POINT OF THE RUSE, HE'S RUSING YOU. Retard.
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Gentlemen. Combined we can create the ultimate candy bar. Lay down your arms and come together.
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>>377857493
>implying he won't just switch from e3 to tgs

Also
>>377857401
>>377857525
so buttmad at a post you reply to it twice
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Guys.... GUYS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3059636/Plans-world-s-head-transplant-marketing-campaign-Metal-Gear-Solid.html
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>>377857493
Man, I'll miss these threads
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>>377857612
Nah
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most game stores take pre orders for games before they get an official release date the whole pre order argument is as flawed as presenting any theory as a fact. I don't understand why people here are so adamant about being adamant on their positions.

Nothing is on the line here and no one has anything to lose or gain. No one's pride is even on the line are there no true patriots anymore?

I know 3 normies who got a full 60 dollar refund on scalebound from gamestop and Amazon and ended up drinking that money when they found out it wasn't happening.

Part of the fun of Kojimas releases is the intricate theories thought up in decoding Kojimas little presentations why wouldn't someone want to have fun with it?

>>377857031
Again you have proof supporting your theory but it still remains only a theory. I would like to see that theory come to fruition in reality but I think camp omega is more than likely to appear in the next title be it PT or DS than more content for MGSV to see the light of day. Just look at how complete the lord of the flies mission was and we still don't have that or any inkling of it being released.
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Just take a moment to realize that we have 80 posters for 350 posts. The autism is off the charts, and I am one of those 80.
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>>377857401
I suggest you google the meaning of stock and shareholders you children.

Oh god I feel stupid for replying to this troll thread
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>>377857740
Embrace it, my sugary friend
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>>377857648
That article doesnt prove anything, it just speculates, nothing more.
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>>377857727
not for UK retailers though, see pic related from previous thread, guy worked for HMRC.
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>>377857525
when you hit your 17th birthday next year and death stranding is not silent hills maybe you'll look back on this period of your life and cringe
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>>377857727
>Again you have proof supporting your theory but it still remains only a theory. I would like to see that theory come to fruition in reality but I think camp omega is more than likely to appear in the next title be it PT or DS than more content for MGSV to see the light of day. Just look at how complete the lord of the flies mission was and we still don't have that or any inkling of it being released.
Lord of the Flies is a red herring and even more uninteresting than the ending we got. I hope we never have to play it. The only content to be added to TPP is the Omega ending.

>>377857780
>If they have to tell their investors they can be as vague as "we're continuing out gaming division". Fuck off kiddo and take your band of clowns with you. If they don't have to be informed their reaction will be "oh a new Metal Gear game? Excellent news, very popular series. Oh what's this? A new Silent Hill? This hasn't had a new installment in a while but everyone went crazy back when the demo came out". Now shut your fucking mouth.
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>>377857401
>Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook
But it does give a fuck about one of their implyees literally wasting what must be upwards to the millions of dollars just to create somekind of "Artistic Statement".
It's literally impossible for such a thing as to a majority of shareholders to agree to such a thing, any promise of return due to the positive press adding to sells they would gain after is meaningless after all that wasted money. MGS games have only sold upwards to 6 million units with Phantom Pain, even if they double that they won't be looking at enough to recover all the cost.
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>>377857780
You should feel stupid for not having a name yet.
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>>377857841
Do you not realize the irony of your post?
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Should we move to /vg/?
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>>377857189
Certainly no one knew it was metal gear but pre orders for phantom pain certainly occurred after the VGA announcement a friend who worked at gamestop at the time took several the week after the reveal only to transfer credit after the reveal was made what a year or longer afterwards.

Also where's your trip shouldn't you be Laughing Nougat, or Nougattling gun?
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When Lisa kills you she snaps your neck, then you hear the sound of unzipping and tearing flesh. She removes Norman's clothes and tears something out of his stomach. When you awake you find a bloody bag containing an object that talks to you. She ripped a fetus out of Norman's stomach and put it into the bag, hence the C-section scar in the Death Stranding oth

holy shit

That just blew my mind

based caramel
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Is it bad that I'm really enjoying these threads?
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>>377857891
>It's literally impossible for such a thing as to a majority of shareholders to agree to such a thing, any promise of return due to the positive press adding to sells they would gain after is meaningless after all that wasted money.
If they have to tell their investors they can be as vague as "we're continuing out gaming division". Fuck off kiddo and take your band of clowns with you. If they don't have to be informed their reaction will be "oh a new Metal Gear game? Excellent news, very popular series. Oh what's this? A new Silent Hill? This hasn't had a new installment in a while but everyone went crazy back when the demo came out". Now shut your fucking mouth.

>But it does give a fuck about one of their implyees literally wasting what must be upwards to the millions of dollars just to create somekind of "Artistic Statement".
He's literally wasting nothing. He's creating MGS5 and Silent Hills and he's just teasing them to the public in an unusual way.
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>>377852052
Can someone explain this screenshot to me? What the fuck is pre crash post crash? There's no context here it's just a picture of a fucking number on the same helicopter.
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>>377857941
Im not speculating, im not part of the "ruse cruise of autism deluxe edition"
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WHERE DOES METAL GEAR PACHINKO FIT IN ALL THIS?
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>Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.
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>>377858069
i dont think you are going to get much
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>>377857994
Why would Lisa unzip your pants to take your stomach out?
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>>377857887
Shareholders aren't investors.And I won't even reply to the other bullshit, you don't have a fucking clue what you are talking about. Jesus christ, lrn2economy
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>>377858024
how many copy/paste statements do you have at this point?
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>>377858128
Red herring

Show me 1 person who has played it and unlocked the BIG BOSS BONUS

you can't.
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>>377857648
>Mr. Spiridonov with Nigel Ackland, who has a bionic right arm.
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I've never even played MGS but I want this stuff to be true. If anything so Konami can go past this and make some new Castlevania or Contra shit god damn it.
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>>377858018
No at all. It's entertaining like watching Alex Jones
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>>377851368
>Tunguska was a ufo!

Uhh, no, dude. Everyone knows that was an interdimensional crossrip.
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>>377858069
It's basically shitpost.jpg
Though I don't think Death Stranding could be Silent Hills, since Konami stated they will continue the Silent Hills series even with Kojima gone, didn't they? What now caramel?
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>>377850853
>The real MGS5 is yet to come out.

You're so fucking delusional.
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>>377858162
for that Reedus Weanus of course

hahah
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>>377858069
The helicopter never crashed. His face is wounded from the Paz explosion, yet the helicopter is still functioning.

So Big Boss has wounds from the Paz explosion, yet the helicopter is still functioning while it's a few hours after GZ took place? Conclusion: the helicopter never crashed. So if it never crashed, how did Big Boss end up in the coma? He returned to Camp Omega (as Kojima said we would) and something happened. The revelation there will be one of the following:
a) TPP is a coma nightmare
b) TPP is VR simulation
c) Zero captured him and fucked with his brain to induce schizophrenia (Venom Snake and Big Boss are the same person)
The revelation will then lead into MGS5.

>>377858128 SEE >>377856536

>>377858168
What I just said destroys your argument.

>>377858180
As many questions you morons keep asking me over and over and over.
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>>377857972
Actually no, i distinctively remember "the phantom pain" pre order on Game.co.uk years back, you could not pre order it when it was revealed.
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>>377857219
>>377857446
How is it even a stretch in a universe known for

nanomachines
wolbachia parasites
cyborg ninjas
chlorophyll snipers
bipedal anime mecha
invisititty snipers
hes a dog not a wolf
wormholes
all created with modern day technology
stealth camo
the barrel is shaped like an infinity symbol so it doesn't need reloading

really not be able to fit into the same universe where monsterous other dimensions occur based on sub conscious? Did you even have the killer dream in snake eater.

Its not the most sensible tie in but Marvel and DC cinematic universes prove that's not really important to consumers let alone otaku who thrive on the likes.
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which song was used at canavero's TedX talk?
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But where is ZoE in all of this? Sahelantropus was literally an orbital frame and you could get jehutys hand

WHERE IS MY ZOE CARAMEL
GIVE IT BACK IT WAS OUR DAMMIT
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>>377858382
>As many questions you morons keep asking me over and over and over.
Provide actual answers then.
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>>377858367
haha

his weanus bennus u mean?

:D
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>>377858486
benis xD
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>>377858478
I do.
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>>377858382
Caramel, will you live stream your suicide when you get blown the fuck out after E3?

>>377858367
gave me a giggle
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>>377858302
Kojimbo is still working for Konami, did your mother-sister drop you on your retarded head while feeding you a big bowl of paint chips?
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>>377858486
haha
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>>377858583
based
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>>377858024
>He's literally wasting nothing. He's creating MGS5 and Silent Hills and he's just teasing them to the public in an unusual way.
Are you literally retarded?
Do you think making a trailer for Death Stranding doesn't cost money?
Do you think making a fake demo for Survive doesn't cost money?
Do you think getting P.T. on the Playstation store doesn't cost money? Do you think taking it off doesn't cost money?
Do you think making fake merch, for a fake game and a fake studio doesn't cost money? You know you can go buy Death Standing shirts and other collectables right now, don't you?
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>Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.
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What did they mean by this?
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>>377858214
>>377857648
>The project is named "HEAVEN"
Oh for fucks sake
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>>377854129
just like everyone laughs at the faggot who keeps posting this tired shit saying "at tgs it will happen, youll be sorry!"
"at the game awards hell unviel the ruse youll see!"
"here comes e3 surely kojima hasnt forgotten about my autism"
you retard, your no better than people who believe people who predict the world is ending. the game was bad and nothing will ever change that other than if they remake it like 20 years from now.
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you're all wrong, Dead Stranding is actually a new Castlevania game!

its fact, look at all my evidence kiddos
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>>377858668
>The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.
>biggest gaming event in the world
>biggest
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tfw nobody ever talks about penguin adventure
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>>377850194

Sam Hyde is the only good TEDx talk, because it completely takes the piss on TEDx.
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>>377858583
>>377858648
Lol.
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please don't do this to me again
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>>377858667
>Do you think making a trailer for Death Stranding doesn't cost money?
Not much.
>Do you think making a fake demo for Survive doesn't cost money?
That garbage looks like it was whipped up in an afternoon.
>Do you think getting P.T. on the Playstation store doesn't cost money? Do you think taking it off doesn't cost money?
It really didn't since Sony are on the ruse. They're reward is timed exclusivity for Silent Hills and getting a E3 conference that will go down in history.
>Do you think making fake merch, for a fake game and a fake studio doesn't cost money? You know you can go buy Death Standing shirts and other collectables right now, don't you?
Selling merchandise doesn't lose you money, kiddo.

>>377858790
Yes but the point this doctor who is carrying out an incredible world changing procedure has to talk at TedX, all the more reason to think it's bullshit.
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Were you people dropped on your head as kids?

Death stranding is what? It's a WHAT? It's a... MOVIE

MGS V had very little story because that WAS THE GAME

Death stranding will be a full on movie, why do you think actors and del toro are involved?

Think!
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>>377858874
>world changing procedure

HEAD TRANSPLANT
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>>377858890
MGSV looked like a movie before it came out too
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>>377851063

this.

has there been any other game where the pre-game hype threads were more fun than the actual game?
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>>377858648
>he fell for the ruse
KOJIMA JUST CAN'T QUIT!
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>>377858960
Yes, little boy, head transplants becoming a thing would change the world. Obviously, being so young and inexperienced with life you're incapable of comprehending how much of an impact this would have.
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>Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.
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>>377858890
Sony putting kojima in charge of their movie studio couldn't be any worse than the trash they released last year like ghostbusters and sausage party.
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>>377857891
why do people continue to ignore the previous ruses he had full and complete support from his parent company time and time again? He was vice president at Konami. If he isn't the president of Konami and actually working within his own company with funding from Sony then he will be able to perform even more audacious stunts.

That said if he is no longer with Konami then all of MGSV could have been the grand finale on his burning bridges tour which is severing ties at Konami. Don't you remember all the negative press about shuffling workers and shitty work environment at the company why wouldn't he crash and burn his own original series in a grand slam master plan just to set up his next work?

I know most of this thread is people sameflamefagging themselves but damn it's like we got someone gunnin runnin a triple double foultuple agent crisscross in attempts to break ankles of logic.

Are any of you truly fighting for what you believe in any more? Or have they promised you yet another empty grandeur?
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>>377859085
It's cool I wish I was a girl too.
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>>377845398
Will you people fuck off?
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>all these caramel names
>Old Caramel

Why the fuck haven't I seen these threads earlier? Comedy gold in here
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>>377858382
Oh okay I understand. The Second picture is from a pre-release trailer cut of the scene where he flies into mother base on fire and has blood on his face whereas in the final product he doesn't have blood on his face and you're so autistic you actually believe the shit coming out of your mouth. Thanks for clearing things up for me.
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>>377859249
no
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>>377859263
You... You feel it too don't you?
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>>377856009
>barneyfagging this hard by avoiding the question indefinitely
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>>377859309
Both pictures are from the SAME SHOT. He has half of his face burned from the bomb and cuts. Then go frame by frame when the bomb goes off. You literally see the burned face and cuts APPEAR on his face when the bomb goes off. Fuck off kid, you know nothing.
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>>377858383
Looks like another case in which Britain is a shit country to me bud sorry. It's all conjecture anyways since a pre order for something that isn't out doesn't guarantee it to the consumer at least in America. Does Bingbong have some super serious pre order ethic sale legislation or something I wouldn't put it past them.

I'm playing devils advocate I think survive will come out as a cash grab from Konami whether Kojima is involved or not.
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>>377859263
Quiet!
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>>377859513
>PUNISHED CARAMEL - A tranny lost in thought
Done. That's it, my sides are gone
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>>377859469
It has consumer protection laws and takes tax at the time of presale/preorder so marketing a product for presale without intent to actually sell it results in legal issues.
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Ok, if it doesn't come this E3, then what?
Are you willing to admit you were wrong?
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>Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.
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Caramel a lot of your theories come straight from PythonSelkan's videos and he has been wrong before with his speculations, what if he's wrong in his videos about Death Stranding being Silent Hills? After all, this is all speculation but you post these images from his videos and act as if they are a fact.
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Actually concerning the speculated title of "sleepwalker" It could make sense with Caramels theory, as Big Boss does his thing when everybody and the world thinks he is in a come, a prolonged sleep. When in fact he is creating outer heaven, in other word he is sleepwalking in his coma. Huh interesting
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>>377859687 SEE>>377851758
no records
kid
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>>377858583
>>377858583
>Kojimbo is still working for Konami

on earth
the moon
or ???????
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This is what happens when you let Venezuelans onto the board.
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>>377859982
That's one of Caramel's points in this whole ruse theory, that Kojima never left Konami.
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>>377845971
This is all wrong. The next game is his going to be his coming out by focusing on the horrors of child birth and women and virtual Kojima explicitly sucking the dick of Mads after the credits
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>>377859469
Actually the british part of the post is the key element here, due to the game not being avilable for pre order in the uk it suggests they were avoiding the legal hassle involved with selling the a fake product, which is the argument regarding silent hills.
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Guys? Gamestop has no record of MGS Survive on their website. At all.
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>>377860272
d-do yu rike dis?
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>>377860604
That's ok, here's an amazon link that's also uk
www.amazon.co.uk/d/PC-Video-Games/Konami-Metal-Gear-Survive-PS4/B01L6SPBI0
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Survive preorders on Game UK website
http://www.game.co.uk/en/games/metal-gear-survive/
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>>377860738
>>377860827
lol
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>>377860604
Yes it does, pre order is like 70£ lmao who would actually pay for this
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>>377858667
>Are you literally retarded?
Yes, i prefer differently abled or transicapped
>Do you think making a trailer for Death Stranding doesn't cost money?
money well spent on the hype train marketing which makes up most of the vidya economy hype sells units you goober
>Do you think making a fake demo for Survive doesn't cost money?
>fake
they made a trailer with existing assets to fuel the hype train
>Do you think getting P.T. on the Playstation store doesn't cost money? Do you think taking it off doesn't cost money?
Do you think they didn't sell copies on the playstation store before it was taken down. Do you think the rumbles of rusery which came from it becoming unobtainable didn't equate to return on investment for their asymmetrical communication based advertising campaign generating both interest in the product the company and the players involved?
>Do you think making fake merch, for a fake game and a fake studio doesn't cost money? You know you can go buy Death Standing shirts and other collectables right now, don't you?
Fake merch I have one of the kojipro shirt and cup kits again see above all investments in a unique approach compared to typical advertising campaigns which equate to press agentry.

Kojima gambled in a unique communication design philosophy for his advertising campaign on a new release (undeniable). It may all be under the parent company Konami still (plausible). It is being funded and supported by multiple external parties (undeniably Sony, Norman Reedus, Low Roar, Del Toro, JV-R/ plausibly team silent, Junji Ito/ skeptically fromsoft)


Not sure what the argument is so heated over since it's people stating theories and denying each other demanding proof for ideas. The proof is that someone thinks it, the burden of proof lies in providing supporting evidence for or against it.

The lalilulelo can't keep getting away with this~! These are some deep waters to tread without an army to support me.
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>>377846446
Chico is quiet
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>>377858974
that's part of the game though. Also this is an accurate depiction of the thread if you look closely you can see when trips were forgotten to be changed. I for one am off screen presenting the questions in this accurate webm of the thread.
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>"I will triumph over the patriots, and we will become..
>The Sons Of Liberty!"
>Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty
Seriously Kojima?
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Fuck it, I give up.
Just be sure to livestream your suicides after nothing happens during this E3.
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>>377859638
>>377860278
Ahh another case of Bong being inferior to it's clone offspring. In America there is no tax on a preorder in brick and mortar stores. Online I don't believe amazon even charges you until the release date in order to incur shipping fees accordingly depending on location.
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>>377859982
It's funny you should say that.
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Someone screencap this thread. These caramel names are hilarious.
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>>377860185
which is still plausible I wouldn't put it past him to have climbed the final rung and become president. At the same time I understand he had grown tired of and creatively bored with metal gear as a series unfortunately at the company he had obligations to fulfill. I continue to sit on the fence regarding whether or not he is really fired because A: there's nothing lost or gained in taking a solid stance and B: It will be made clear at some point either upon release of the new title or in some tell all when mr. Kojangles writes about his time with the series or at Konami.
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>>377854021
>from your purchase

not from preorder

only when game is released and consumer is fully charged. fucking idiots.
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>>377861667
Kojimmer was only a vice-president in their vidya division.
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>>377850194
Ok now you are going too far, theres no fucking way a doctor could mean anything in a game right?
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hey everyone just wanted to state that im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt
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>>377861667
>climb the final rung and become president
Publically traded companies aren't fighting games, there aren't hidden characters in the executive roster.
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>>377862053
Then show us the records, child.
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>>377862172
i am gay and retarded
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>>377856616
kek, this is so fucking retarded i laughed
thanks anon
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>>377851739
Ohhh shit... Caramel suicide when?
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>>377862053
post pics pl0x
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jews screwed MGSV
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>>377862578
woups forgot my name
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>>377854129
When E3 comes and you're wrong, which it will. Will you go on /v/ and post a picture of yourself with shoe on head?
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>>377859309
>>377859390
Both scenes are in the game.
You see the wounded Snake in both development ends, Not your kind of people trailer and after you finish the Phantom Limbs mission.
It clearly contradicts the events that took place after Big Boss retreated from the crashing Mother Base.

There is literally no reason you should think those people in the helicopter could survive a near explosion followed by another helicopter crashing into it.
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>>377862317
>>377845971

Seems likely, but I remain unconvinced you aren't a genius
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Hey everyone it's me, Carmel. Just wanted to say that I am both gay and love having sex with other men. I like it when I see a penis. Anyway I don't have any pictures to post because I deleted them to make more room on my computer for that gay porn I like so much
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I'd just like to inform everyone that Caramel can get more people to post in his threads than Randy can get to play his games
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>>377862075
This right here.
Stock holders would freak if it turned out he had been president and nobody knew about it, thats shady and bad pr.
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>>377859390
Sorry to see these shitposters got to you, Caramel.
Maybe you should make a comeback when things get slightly more concrete as we approach E3.
I'll be here.
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>>377863021
NOT SO FAST
https://www.polygon.com/2015/4/27/8503893/konami-delists-itself-from-new-york-stock-exchange

>MGSV comes out in 2015
>Same time company delisted
>kojima prez

"???????"
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>>377863301

So??
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>>377858713
>Norman Reedus is a Belmont
>The Mads is playing Dracula

Would play.
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>>377863301
It's still listed in the tokyo stock exchange.
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>>377851739
This post redpilled me

fuck Caramel
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>>377863393
>>377863607
They only have to answer to Japanese holders now and whats more interesting is that an inside investors hold 51% of the company currently.
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>>377863301
>can finally pursue his dreams of manufacturing pachinko machines without corporate infeterance
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>>377849780
epicftw xD
End your worthless life.
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>>377856616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBxEcd8r7Q
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>>377853815
>If it's not evidence it should be easy to refute it.
This is one of the funniest things I've seen someone say on /v/. Well done Caramel. The fact its not evidence makes it not possible to refute. All of your connections are wild, ridiculous conjecture. You throw out everything that contradicts your belief as being a "ruse" and make ridiculous claims based on marketing materials and tweets that have nothing to do with what you're claiming.

It's like saying "Dogs are animals therefore the sky is green". Dogs are indeed animals, no one can refute that, but the connection between the two statements is nonexistent.
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>>377846675
he wasnt

they said hes on leave until further notice
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>>377862952
Oh for fuck sake.
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>>377859263
I'm already a demon.
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