Now that the update is out have you been thanking your healers?

I only heal in wow

Where I'm a healslut

Who the fuck still plays Overshit? Isn't the porn free anyway?

anyone who plays mercy on my team gets addressed as nothing except "healslut"

No I don't if they pick it its their job anyone can do it. Its expected that they heal me. Now if one is especially good and knows his shit and actually is impressive? Yes they will be thanked but u dont need to so it every time I get healed

Sorry I dont play casual toddler shit

>>377839182
healsluts thank their carries, not the other way around

you are welcome for being carried to diamond.

>>377839182
No, but they can thank me for playing the role that's clearly too hard for them. Maybe if they had an ounce of mechanical skill I'd start to thank them for doing something I couldn't.

What's the optimal skin for healslutting in OW? Witch or Imp?

I have like all of Mercy's skins, thanks rng

>>377839182
>he plays normie shit

hey after we play 1 quick round match lets totally binge watch an episode of game of thrones!

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>>377840036

lmao classic overwatch heal babies. hold right click the whole game while screaming at every other role to "do their job"

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>>377840234


Witch. Anyone getting healed by Witch Mercy will instantly get a boner and thus play harder since they don't want to die like a beta male.

>Be oldfag
>Healers used to be a rarity on the server and people would suck their cocks just to keep them around
>Fast forwards to 2017
>Healers are disregarded as 'heal slut's and no one gives a fuck

What happened?

>>377840036
>Overwatch
>mechanical skill
Pick one

>>377840536
That's what I thought. Time to pick the game up for the first time since Halloween event!

>>377840536
will mercy let me suck the tiddys?

>>377840545
Healing is easy mode.

Nobody wants to tank, DPS is braindead.

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>Be healer
>Always get most likes at post game stats

Why do people love us healers so much?

>>377840906
you do a job we fucking hate

>>377842289
Blue board stupid reddit overtard

>>377839680
The skins are all that keep people going. It sure as hell isnt the lack of maps.

>>377840036
Really, then why is it that I started playing the healer class because so many healers are dogshit at playing them?

>>377842513
but what's the point in getting the skins if one doesn't even play outside of the events?

>>377840402
I think there was some kind of misunderstanding here.

>>377842647
Because most people that play games happen to be bad at them. Imagine just how bad they would be at any other role. If they lack the basic basic situational awareness required to heal then lord knows I wouldn't want to see them play anything else.

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Thanks for the carry sirs!

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>>377840234
witch

>>377843317
that's a dude, isn't it?

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>>377843671
dudes don't have boobs

>>377842696
If you only play during events then you're a faggot

>>377843796
dudes can have rubber boobs

>>377842513
PUBG has only one fucking map.

Idiots still play the shit out of it and call it fun.

like the lack of maps has ever turned off any of you fucks

>>377840879
every class is braindead

>>377845817
>tfw I know what that's cropped from
Spewed many a load to that thing. Good taste, my man.

>>377845817
sauce?

>>377845817
delete this NOW

>>377846258
German loli simulator. aka unteralterbach

>>377845817
Any tips for someone who wants to aspire to be Mercy main?

I used to main Lucio back when I played.

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>>377846373

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>>377846416
>your gun does more damage than you think and is accurate as fuck
>positioning is your main job so you can heal while minimizing your exposure
>you can always be healing someone
>use your damage boost if a dps is at full health instead of healing like a jackass
>use your shift liberally and fly around like a fucking madman
>watch for flankers who will focus on you and always have a team member you can jump to for protection
>be prepared for salt because your team members will blame you for their deaths
>keep an alcoholic drink nearby because you'll realize how retarded your teammates are

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>>377846386
that pic isn't from the game though, I don't think. It's just a piece done by the artist, and I gotta say it's pretty aces. The way the cum is leaking out of the other girl's mouth through the gap from her missing tooth, it's fucking beautiful. I'm not ashamed to admit I'm getting hard just thinking about it. It's that good.

>>377847090
Thank you anon, it's healslut time

>>377847090>
>377847297
Also be somewhat stingy with your revives because there will be a time when your team gets wiped with the enemy teams ults and a 4x or 5x revive will save the game. Basically dont throw them away on a single revive unless you're communicating with them and they have an ult that can wipe the enemy team.

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>play battle medic
>get more kills than dps
>do more heals than other healers
>dont have to be a fucking faggot

y'all niggas aint even tranquil

>>377840713
Only if you call her mommy.

>>377844124
>>377843796
>>377843671
>>377843317

Actually its a MtF trans guy. Knitemaya is deff a biological woman, but I just can't get over how flat she is, like guy flat not flat for a girl even. I was convinced it was a guy too for quite a while, until I heard the voice. Even at 17, no guys voice is going to sound that much like a woman.

It was actually pretty disappointing because Crossplay was kind of interesting me but only because I thought she was actually a guy pulling off looking like a girl so well.

tldr: its actually a girl, a very very flat chested girl.

>>377847435
>idiot healer desperately saving rez so they can some stupid ass potg clip played about them
>we lose while they sat on the same rez for literally the entire game
>they still haven't used it as DEFEAT flashes across the screen

Fuck people who do this stupid shit. Use the goddamn rez, fucking use the stupid thing and just charge another one.

>>377848235
>it's a MtF trans guy
>deff a biological woman
Well which is it?

>>377839182
dumb waifu poster

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>>377848396
>1 player down
>everyone rushing in
>enemy burns their ults
>4 people down on the point
>rez them all and win the match

Gee I should have just used that rez on that one guy or else he'd be booty bothered.

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>Got 5 boxes today
>Only decent item is Reaper's dance

>>377847435
Thanks again, I hope I can put this to good use

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>>377849839
>tfw I spent $120 bucks on this event
kill me

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>>377848409
a gurl

if they play ana and lucio sure
if they play mercy, the worst support and one of the worst heros in the game, no i do not

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>>377850313
>one of the worst heroes in the game
>worst support

Nigga she's one of the best heroes. Her rez alone is one of the most powerful ults in the game.

>>377850313
>Got into a thread last time where people claimed Lucio wasnt the best support in the game (launch Lucio back when Ana wasnt a thing and Zennyata had 150 health)
I still cant believe it

>>377850007
>havent played in 6 months
>download update
>open free crate
>1 blue and 3 duplicates
>close game
cant wait for the next update!!

>>377850653
>When Ana is a thing
Mercy is just her ult, its the only good thing about her. Zen DPS's better, anna heals better and has more utility and Lucio is a more mobile and aggrasive support that stands his own ground

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I used to like playing healer/support, but these healslut threads have made me seriously uncomfortable

>>377851315
Just play Lucio or Zen
Cant be a healslut when you have a BBC or lack a gender

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I'm a support main, but not some blonde bimbo.

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>>377850653
t. brainlet who can't multitask for shit

seriously, the other supports all offer multiple solid utilities and/or damage at all times, not just when they have ult

>>377840234
Witch. Combat Medic Ziegler is also acceptable.

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>join game
>pick mercy (50hr on Mercy, 15hr on the 2nd most played go figure) because no healers
>heal 48% of total damage
>4 man resses
>nobody says a thing

I mean i got pretty good at Mercy, not because i want to but i was forced to. Fuck this gay-ass game i wanna play something other than a healer for once without losing the game

>>377851462
I still wont understand why people lewd Ana
Ya'll fuck your nan or something?

>>377840906
Because they don't want to be a healer, but someone has to do it. You're the garbage man of videogames.

>>377851595
just play dps in quickplay or arcade until you're confident in your aim & positioning

>>377851595
>wants to be praised for playing his role

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>>377851480
If you think you don't multitask on Mercy you've just admitted you're too stupid to know when to damage buff and when to heal.

>>377851775
>when to damage buff
Never. Shit's too weak to be of any use.

>>377851315
Fucking sissy beta faggot.

Does impregnation count as thanking someone?

Because if thats the case I really want to thank Mercy

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>>377851937
>no buff is better than a small buff :^)

>tfw in all my hundreds of hours I found more mercy healers would ignore me when I played tank then when I played something like soldier

>>377852575
Staying alive is more important than a piss weak buff that in most characters' cases, isn't even going to reduce the number of shots needed by one.

>>377852450
I play Mercy!

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>mccree still hasn't been fixed
guess I'm not playing overwatch for another month

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>tfw my streak of getting an event legendary skin from the free box finally ended

Seriously thought they gave you a guaranteed event legendary skin in the free box for a while.

>>377851587
Man. I really wanted the Combat Medic skin for the short hair, but at the same time, I didn't want to miss out on the chance of there being a summer/olympic skin for Mercy.
I hope they do plan on rerunning these events.

>>377843317
>>377843796
>>377848235
>>377848409
>>377850013
stop lying to urself and others u faggot
he's a guy who wears tits to make money

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>>377839182
>playing trashwatch
>when hots is getting all the characters
so this is what being killed by your own game is like.

>>377853425
They indicated way back that it's the "Summer Games" event, not the "Olympics" event, so there was a high possibility of it returning this year.

>>377847958
In Overwatch is not really the amount of kills but the damage done. It's easy enough to discord someone and chuck an orb or two at some others and get a few 'kills' that way

>its an "Ana mains try to shit talk any other character while having the single most anti-fun ability in the game" episode

>>377853462
You are on a whole new level of retardation.

>>377851595
>pick mercy
>expecting to get rewards for handicapping your team -1
zen or go home

>>377853610
>nerf the absolute shit out of her
>still a must pick

Nice balancing.

>>377840545

Girls

>>377844256
>Comparing one open map with multiple structures.
>Versus some linear hallways, corridors and paths.

Overwatch's maps are like... 1/6th to 1/8th the size of PUBG. Not saying PUBG's great, but atleast come up with a proper comparison.

>>377848396
t. first to die

>>377853707
If you think doing 20 less damage was a super crippling nerf then you were a shitty Ana to begin with.

>Barely defend a point
>Sudden Mercy flies in and ults
>Now all other enemies use their ults
Bonus points if enemy has Mei

>>377839182
>win 8 games in a row
>spend 2 hours playing and can't win the ninth
cursed

>>377839182
Why does this dudes art always give me such a raging erection? Everything always looks so soft and fuckable.

>>377843273
You're welcome. On your knees now.

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>mfw people won't hold still for a heal

>>377854751
>tfw no overwatch erp servers
i-i would though...

>>377842490
There's already shit in this thread that doesn't belong on a blue board.

>>377855395
It's good of you to know your place!
Also there's always custom servers. You're pathetic enough.

>>377847958
My fucking nigga

>people on leddit already bitching about the dance emotes being tied to an event thats only been going on for a few hours
O im laffin

>>377852575

Zenyatta's discord orb on a enemy is more useful then Mercy's damage buff


>Damage buff that your entire team can benefit from

Vs

>Damage Buff for a solo target

>>377851462
Good taste, Ana is the most fun healer in the game.

>>377851609
Old Ana is still pretty foxy for a woman in her 60s. Young Ana is literally Fertility incarnate.

>>377855947
They have their pros and cons, but Mercy's is good at boosting ults

I want to marry mercy.
Like find a girl who looks exactly like her, and marry her

>>377839182
Goddamn I wanna fuck mercy's tits

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>>377855136
>mfw the healer can't aim and has to bitch at you to stand still so you can get picked off by the enemy team

>>377839775
How's bronze?

>>377851595
>press Q to get resses

omg so much skill, call me when you play a real character