>Controller starts vibrating >Doesn't stop

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damn

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>>377835991
>be 14
>play GTA SA
>infinite ammo cheat
>pull out machine gun and hold R1 or whatever it was to shoot
>place on dick head

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>>377836094
>tfw ywn ever again feel that feel that you felt when you did it as a kid

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>Mouse stops working
>Have to go outside to get a new one

>>377837586
I never get the hair one. No product? No conditioner?

>>377836094
I guess I'll be the one to ask. what's the sauce?

>>377837586
>Mfw this was me this morning
Fuck my posture needs sorting.

>>377837586
>Compulsively needing to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
This is the only one I do
I just get really fucking annoyed if I have to walk slower when I want to hurry up and get where the fuck I need to go

>>377836407
Halo:CE Warthog turret, my man.

>>377837586
>pic pinpointed every aspect of my walk

it hurts just a bit

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>options menu
>vibrations settings
>switching to ON plays the vibration for 2 seconds
>hold the left button and set the controller on crotch

>>377837586
>is insecure about how he walks

fuuuck reeee

>>377837586
Imagine being so insecure that you make images like this.

Imagine being this person, and judging people for things as simple as walking quickly with "wow what a fucking virgin haha".

Chads walk fast as fuck. They have places to be. They want to get there.

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>>377837990
Sure bro

>>377838715
What is this 'reddit spacing' thing I keep seeing?

>>377837586
I only walk with a slouch and a craned head because I have scoliosis, stop bullying me

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>Put vibrating controller on coffee table
>VRVRVRVRVRVRVRVRVRVRVRVRVRVVRVRVR

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>>377837586

>>377835991
Tony Hawk, perfect grind cheat

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>>377838715
>>reddit spacing

>>377835991
Stop using the controller your mom hides in the closet

>>377838926
>beetle-like stride

Every time

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>>377838869
Basically when somebody can't think of an argument and the person they want to argue against puts an extra space between lines of text they call it "Reddit spacing" as a way to attack their position without coming up with anything
And the best part is they will deny anything afterwards because "muh Reddit"

>>377838869
A combination of your indentation and their retardation.

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>>377835991
>This peripheral is for my 3rd foot now

>>377836094
I put the controlleron my balls sometimes when it vibrates for a while. It's a nice massage

>>377838926
>being this mad and insecure to actially make that

>>377837792
I think its just not combing+having hair that's slightly too long.

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>>377838715
>>reddit spacing
Nice counter-argument.

>>377838474
it's a drawing from a fucking idiot called quentin

>controller starts vibrating
>rub it on my clit
>it stops vibrating
every time

>>377839329
CITY WHERE I LIVE

>>377839180
You kidding me? it's a hilarious pisstake on the original. "Confident, unpredictable directions" gets me everytime

>>377839329
>Having a dick so small you call it a clit.

Lol

>>377839329
fuck off hamplanet

>>377838678
Which one is that one? I just got google, iqdb, and saucenao which is pretty much used used for yandex

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male(female+1)=male

>>377837586
The best part about college was getting off my car and walking to class while listening to music.

But that's because im the opposite of that pic.
>6'1''
>/fit/
>light brown hair
>blue eyes
>strong jaw line
>dressed well

I felt a lot of girl's eyes on me. My friends used to want to walk with me because of all the attention I garnered.

Fuck that was great.

>>377839859
>bragging about it on /v/

>>377839913
It's a free country, anon.

>>377839049
Lots of people are obnoxious about it though.

You don't need an extra space.

For short sentences.

E.g., the previous three above. Use a magical device called a goddamn fucking paragraph and learn how to structure an intelligible conveyance of thoughts.

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>>377840032
Lad, you don't need to lie on an anonymous basketweaving chinese board.

>>377839329
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>377838923
>playing spoopy gaem
>want to go get a glass of water
>don't pause game, just leave it idle
>leave controller on glass table
>BRNNNNRNNRNNRNNNNNNNN
>glass amplifies the sound
>survive heart attack

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>>377840171
I bet he has an average/small dick though.

>>377840171
>implying im lying on a Cantonese cave painting drawings board

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>>377840308
okay anon
don't get me fucking started on dick size

>>377835991
Your sister's PS Move controller sure is impressive anon

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>>377840156
desu reddit spacing is an actual thing and when paired with someone going either full retard or full normie it's easy to make that connection. I think about 10% of the time it's proven that the person actually goes on reddit. There's next to no reason to be doing reddit spacing on 4chan. It just makes your post look awkward. I would unironically support everyone harassing people who did it until they stopped.
>>377840342
Posts pictures and I'll shut up anon. As the age old saying goes, pics or it didn't happen.

>>377840395
>for women

>>377840395
>futafags

>>377840171
>>377840308
>>377840438
You should keep posting anime girls man, maybe one day that'll get you a girlfriend.

and besides
>posting my picture on 4chan
Yeah ok.

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>>377836740
That really was a one time experience.

>>377840438
>desu reddit spacing is an actual thing
No I know
>when paired with someone going either full retard or full normie it's easy to make that connection
I agree with you. It's supremely grating and pointless. Literal children, my dude. ;_;

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>>377840563
That's what I thought lad, go back to your cuckshed where you belong.

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>>377835991
>play PC game with M+K while the controller is plugged in
>it still vibrates

>>377840989
Oh you poor thing. It must be hard being a 20+ year old and not having seen female genitalia huh.

But remember, there's an easy fix for all of that.

It's called a rope.

>>377841719
>telling people on /v/ to tie up and rape women

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>>377841719
Literal MUH DIK argument, one of the most beta attempts at trying to one up someone. What's next when I say I'm not a virgin, a dick measuring contest or maybe a racial purity test? Come on lad, step it up, this isn't r9k

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>>377840395
>self reported

>>377836094
tfw no sauce

>>377838474
He can make it so accurately because he does all of these things himself. It's self-depreciating humor.

>>377840395
>not having a 15" cock that you can knock a small child unconscious with.

>>377837586
>somebody saw me walking and drew this picture of me
fuck off

I've yet to know of a controller that can vibrate hard enough to arouse me

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>>377837586

>>377840395
>tfw 5 inches
why even live /v/?

>>377843001
First dualshock

>>377837586
>Literally all me except for the headphones part
What the fuck lads? I'm scared.

>>377837586
>Walks too fast
>Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
Putting aside "why does losing my virginity make me slower?", what is with the need to pass slow people?

>>377836094
Source

http://hentaihaven.org/baka-na-imouto-o-rikou-ni-suru-no-wa-ore-no-xx-dake-na-ken-ni-tsuite-episode-2/

>>377837586
Its literally me

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>>377838926
>has never heard a song in his entire life